FabSwingers.com forum: Who do you want on a Sunday

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fictional? Factual? Forumite? Historical? Secret crush? Open heart?

Who would you like to hang out with today and why? If things like time, distance and other such boundaries were irrelevant.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

My local village pub for a Sunday afternoon drinking session with Oliver Reed

I'd imagine that'd be insightful and jolly good fun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An afternoon drinking session at Kelly Jones. He seems like a right laugh, loves a drink or two, and would be awesome on the karaoke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My local village pub for a Sunday afternoon drinking session with Oliver Reed

I'd imagine that'd be insightful and jolly good fun..."

That does sound fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An afternoon drinking session at Kelly Jones. He seems like a right laugh, loves a drink or two, and would be awesome on the karaoke."

Kelly Jones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mum

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarlett johanson we could go shopping together and she could pick out a few things for me and yes I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like my mum and dad

So we could finally sit down together and put to bed some awful untruths

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

There are a few...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An afternoon drinking session at Kelly Jones. He seems like a right laugh, loves a drink or two, and would be awesome on the karaoke.

Kelly Jones?"

Front man from Stereophonics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scarlett johanson we could go shopping together and she could pick out a few things for me and yes I know

Good taste. Her as herself? Or one of her characters? Or all of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling sociable, I think I'd just go to the pub and sit out in the beer garden and send out an open invite to anyone who fancies it.

Then sit there alone crying into my drink when no one comes

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Oh I'd do the drinking session with Ollie reed if he could keep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pocket rocket all day in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy that I spent an amazing couple of hours with in Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like my mum and dad

So we could finally sit down together and put to bed some awful untruths "

that sounds like a hard Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm feeling sociable, I think I'd just go to the pub and sit out in the beer garden and send out an open invite to anyone who fancies it.

Then sit there alone crying into my drink when no one comes

Yeah.. I'd probably be sat on the opposite bench wondering why I've no friends as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like my mum and dad

So we could finally sit down together and put to bed some awful untruths

that sounds like a hard Sunday."

Haha no

I reckon they’d have mellowed after spending time with Elvis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scarlett johanson we could go shopping together and she could pick out a few things for me and yes I know

Good taste. Her as herself? Or one of her characters? Or all of them?"
her as herself or Lucy great movie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scarlett johanson we could go shopping together and she could pick out a few things for me and yes I know

Good taste. Her as herself? Or one of her characters? Or all of them?her as herself or Lucy great movie"

Lucy? is that the one where shes super intelligent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scarlett johanson we could go shopping together and she could pick out a few things for me and yes I know

Good taste. Her as herself? Or one of her characters? Or all of them?her as herself or Lucy great movie

Lucy? is that the one where shes super intelligent? "

I'm in love with BlackWidow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him... But that's not going to happen sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scarlett johanson we could go shopping together and she could pick out a few things for me and yes I know

Good taste. Her as herself? Or one of her characters? Or all of them?her as herself or Lucy great movie

Lucy? is that the one where shes super intelligent? "
yes and theirs another similar movie with Bradley Cooper limitless enjoyed both of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scarlett johanson we could go shopping together and she could pick out a few things for me and yes I know

Good taste. Her as herself? Or one of her characters? Or all of them?her as herself or Lucy great movie

Lucy? is that the one where shes super intelligent? yes and theirs another similar movie with Bradley Cooper limitless enjoyed both of them "

Haha Scarlett isn't in Limitless- it's a different equally as beautiful actress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scarlett johanson we could go shopping together and she could pick out a few things for me and yes I know

Good taste. Her as herself? Or one of her characters? Or all of them?her as herself or Lucy great movie

Lucy? is that the one where shes super intelligent? yes and theirs another similar movie with Bradley Cooper limitless enjoyed both of them

Haha Scarlett isn't in Limitless- it's a different equally as beautiful actress.

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yes but genre of film similar not that I advocate the product........ I don't

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

Elizabeth Batory, just because she was her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elizabeth Batory, just because she was her

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the Hungarian serial killer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling sociable, I think I'd just go to the pub and sit out in the beer garden and send out an open invite to anyone who fancies it.

Then sit there alone crying into my drink when no one comes

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I would show up for you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm feeling sociable, I think I'd just go to the pub and sit out in the beer garden and send out an open invite to anyone who fancies it.

Then sit there alone crying into my drink when no one comes

There'd be a queue of people waiting to come in.

*it's scary how natural this arse licking thing is after awhile*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling sociable, I think I'd just go to the pub and sit out in the beer garden and send out an open invite to anyone who fancies it.

Then sit there alone crying into my drink when no one comes

There'd be a queue of people waiting to come in.

*it's scary how natural this arse licking thing is after awhile*"
Hey i definitely don't rim sorry but it needed to be said lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scarlett johanson we could go shopping together and she could pick out a few things for me and yes I know

Good taste. Her as herself? Or one of her characters? Or all of them?her as herself or Lucy great movie

Lucy? is that the one where shes super intelligent? yes and theirs another similar movie with Bradley Cooper limitless enjoyed both of them "

I'm thinking limitless.. not sure ive seen Lucy.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A lay in with a hot sexy woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scarlett johanson we could go shopping together and she could pick out a few things for me and yes I know

Good taste. Her as herself? Or one of her characters? Or all of them?her as herself or Lucy great movie

Lucy? is that the one where shes super intelligent? yes and theirs another similar movie with Bradley Cooper limitless enjoyed both of them

Haha Scarlett isn't in Limitless- it's a different equally as beautiful actress.

maybe I'm thinking Lucy. She has magic pills sewn into her stomach and goes al Superpowered unlocking her brains potential.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling sociable, I think I'd just go to the pub and sit out in the beer garden and send out an open invite to anyone who fancies it.

Then sit there alone crying into my drink when no one comes

There'd be a queue of people waiting to come in.

*it's scary how natural this arse licking thing is after awhile*"

I am loving your efforts, I feel like I need less woe is me posts to bring it out of you these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very special guy who I am overdue a catch up with.

He's meant to be home this weekend too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling sociable, I think I'd just go to the pub and sit out in the beer garden and send out an open invite to anyone who fancies it.

Then sit there alone crying into my drink when no one comes

There'd be a queue of people waiting to come in.

*it's scary how natural this arse licking thing is after awhile*"

So easy that you'd do it in a beer garden?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Real life - my dad

Forumite - GMF

Celebrity - Mark Owen

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"My local village pub for a Sunday afternoon drinking session with Oliver Reed

I'd imagine that'd be insightful and jolly good fun..."

Happened to me once, well it was an evening, in the only pub in the area he wasn’t banned from.

He was great, his hanger on’s not so.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

A guy I speak to on here. We get on great but he's in South East of England and I'm in northern Ireland so the chances of us meeting anytime in the near future is really slim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy I speak to on here. We get on great but he's in South East of England and I'm in northern Ireland so the chances of us meeting anytime in the near future is really slim. "

It's a double edged sword this Forum.

Helps us see that there are so many more people like us out there. That there are EXTREMELY attractive people, inside and out, an almost perfect match on paper.

Only there is distance. Some of us are lucky enough to have freedom to travel wherever they like. Others, aren't as fortunate.

I'm the latter and even if someone is willing to travel to see me, it starts to add pressure. As does months and months of text tennis with a beautiful mind.

I like things as chilled as possible. So I do my best to avoid chatting in too much depth with those too far away. It's torturous if you start to fall off them a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy I speak to on here. We get on great but he's in South East of England and I'm in northern Ireland so the chances of us meeting anytime in the near future is really slim.

It's a double edged sword this Forum.

Helps us see that there are so many more people like us out there. That there are EXTREMELY attractive people, inside and out, an almost perfect match on paper.

Only there is distance. Some of us are lucky enough to have freedom to travel wherever they like. Others, aren't as fortunate.

I'm the latter and even if someone is willing to travel to see me, it starts to add pressure. As does months and months of text tennis with a beautiful mind.

I like things as chilled as possible. So I do my best to avoid chatting in too much depth with those too far away. It's torturous if you start to fall off them a bit."

I can usually figure out a person fairly quickly and know if there is attraction within half an hours chattering. So if anyone is passing through

that's different

just dont like planned long distance meets.. I'd be pretty fucked off if I drove two hours to find out they are nothing like they said they were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scarlett johanson we could go shopping together and she could pick out a few things for me and yes I know

Good taste. Her as herself? Or one of her characters? Or all of them?her as herself or Lucy great movie

Lucy? is that the one where shes super intelligent? yes and theirs another similar movie with Bradley Cooper limitless enjoyed both of them

Haha Scarlett isn't in Limitless- it's a different equally as beautiful actress.

maybe I'm thinking Lucy. She has magic pills sewn into her stomach and goes al Superpowered unlocking her brains potential."
you have seen Lucy that's exactly how it starts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scarlett johanson we could go shopping together and she could pick out a few things for me and yes I know

Good taste. Her as herself? Or one of her characters? Or all of them?her as herself or Lucy great movie

Lucy? is that the one where shes super intelligent? yes and theirs another similar movie with Bradley Cooper limitless enjoyed both of them

Haha Scarlett isn't in Limitless- it's a different equally as beautiful actress.

maybe I'm thinking Lucy. She has magic pills sewn into her stomach and goes al Superpowered unlocking her brains potential.you have seen Lucy that's exactly how it starts "

8ve seen limitless too now I googled it. Yeah.. i like her as Lucy. Though she would outgrow me pretty quickly.. like after the first pill

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over a year ago

"Scarlett johanson we could go shopping together and she could pick out a few things for me and yes I know

Good taste. Her as herself? Or one of her characters? Or all of them?her as herself or Lucy great movie

Lucy? is that the one where shes super intelligent? yes and theirs another similar movie with Bradley Cooper limitless enjoyed both of them

Haha Scarlett isn't in Limitless- it's a different equally as beautiful actress.

maybe I'm thinking Lucy. She has magic pills sewn into her stomach and goes al Superpowered unlocking her brains potential.you have seen Lucy that's exactly how it starts

8ve seen limitless too now I googled it. Yeah.. i like her as Lucy. Though she would outgrow me pretty quickly.. like after the first pill

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naaaa hey you'd do alright, you've got this sussed

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"A guy I speak to on here. We get on great but he's in South East of England and I'm in northern Ireland so the chances of us meeting anytime in the near future is really slim.

It's a double edged sword this Forum.

Helps us see that there are so many more people like us out there. That there are EXTREMELY attractive people, inside and out, an almost perfect match on paper.

Only there is distance. Some of us are lucky enough to have freedom to travel wherever they like. Others, aren't as fortunate.

I'm the latter and even if someone is willing to travel to see me, it starts to add pressure. As does months and months of text tennis with a beautiful mind.

I like things as chilled as possible. So I do my best to avoid chatting in too much depth with those too far away. It's torturous if you start to fall off them a bit.

I can usually figure out a person fairly quickly and know if there is attraction within half an hours chattering. So if anyone is passing through

that's different

just dont like planned long distance meets.. I'd be pretty fucked off if I drove two hours to find out they are nothing like they said they were."

I love it when a plan comes together....smiling all the way on the long journey home.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"A guy I speak to on here. We get on great but he's in South East of England and I'm in northern Ireland so the chances of us meeting anytime in the near future is really slim.

It's a double edged sword this Forum.

Helps us see that there are so many more people like us out there. That there are EXTREMELY attractive people, inside and out, an almost perfect match on paper.

Only there is distance. Some of us are lucky enough to have freedom to travel wherever they like. Others, aren't as fortunate.

I'm the latter and even if someone is willing to travel to see me, it starts to add pressure. As does months and months of text tennis with a beautiful mind.

I like things as chilled as possible. So I do my best to avoid chatting in too much depth with those too far away. It's torturous if you start to fall off them a bit."

That is very true too.Things can get very awkward then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy I speak to on here. We get on great but he's in South East of England and I'm in northern Ireland so the chances of us meeting anytime in the near future is really slim.

It's a double edged sword this Forum.

Helps us see that there are so many more people like us out there. That there are EXTREMELY attractive people, inside and out, an almost perfect match on paper.

Only there is distance. Some of us are lucky enough to have freedom to travel wherever they like. Others, aren't as fortunate.

I'm the latter and even if someone is willing to travel to see me, it starts to add pressure. As does months and months of text tennis with a beautiful mind.

I like things as chilled as possible. So I do my best to avoid chatting in too much depth with those too far away. It's torturous if you start to fall off them a bit.

I can usually figure out a person fairly quickly and know if there is attraction within half an hours chattering. So if anyone is passing through

that's different

just dont like planned long distance meets.. I'd be pretty fucked off if I drove two hours to find out they are nothing like they said they were.

I love it when a plan comes together....smiling all the way on the long journey home."
me to i enjoy the day out whatever the outcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a sad post but I'd like to have met up with an old schoolmate who sadly died last night. He'd been in a motorcycle accident in the week. We had spoken online over the years but never got the chance to meet up. He'd written some books, been on tv, yet was really a brickie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just my dad sat at the dinner table on a sunday .. airing his political view.

God he would be having a field day. Dinner would go on for hours.

God rest his soul

...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy I speak to on here. We get on great but he's in South East of England and I'm in northern Ireland so the chances of us meeting anytime in the near future is really slim. "

Planes and Ferrys

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Bit of a sad post but I'd like to have met up with an old schoolmate who sadly died last night. He'd been in a motorcycle accident in the week. We had spoken online over the years but never got the chance to meet up. He'd written some books, been on tv, yet was really a brickie.

Sorry to hear that x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Sorry to hear that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy I speak to on here. We get on great but he's in South East of England and I'm in northern Ireland so the chances of us meeting anytime in the near future is really slim.

It's a double edged sword this Forum.

Helps us see that there are so many more people like us out there. That there are EXTREMELY attractive people, inside and out, an almost perfect match on paper.

Only there is distance. Some of us are lucky enough to have freedom to travel wherever they like. Others, aren't as fortunate.

I'm the latter and even if someone is willing to travel to see me, it starts to add pressure. As does months and months of text tennis with a beautiful mind.

I like things as chilled as possible. So I do my best to avoid chatting in too much depth with those too far away. It's torturous if you start to fall off them a bit.

I can usually figure out a person fairly quickly and know if there is attraction within half an hours chattering. So if anyone is passing through

that's different

just dont like planned long distance meets.. I'd be pretty fucked off if I drove two hours to find out they are nothing like they said they were.

I love it when a plan comes together....smiling all the way on the long journey home."

Fortunately for me, relatively speaking, we're not that far away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just my dad sat at the dinner table on a sunday .. airing his political view.

God he would be having a field day. Dinner would go on for hours.

God rest his soul

...

I knew there would be posts like these. Didn't want to ask people to keep it lighthearted because life is far from just being a barrel of jokes.

Love to all who would rather meet up with their lost loved ones.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Just my dad sat at the dinner table on a sunday .. airing his political view.

God he would be having a field day. Dinner would go on for hours.

God rest his soul

...

I knew there would be posts like these. Didn't want to ask people to keep it lighthearted because life is far from just being a barrel of jokes.

Love to all who would rather meet up with their lost loved ones."

Life can be anything but funny at times. I have lost loved ones that I would love to see... even just one more time.

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By *owdoueatyoursMan
over a year ago

Swale

"A guy I speak to on here. We get on great but he's in South East of England and I'm in northern Ireland so the chances of us meeting anytime in the near future is really slim. "

Never say never!!!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"A guy I speak to on here. We get on great but he's in South East of England and I'm in northern Ireland so the chances of us meeting anytime in the near future is really slim.

Never say never!!!!! Xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pooch

I'm so sad for you Taff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to hang out with my brother and two sisters. I have no idea where any of them are in the world and haven't spoken for years and years. It would be nice to go back to how we used to be as kids, but I know it will never happen.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

You didn't say which Sunday Mr G so I'm a bit late.

So I'll come over to your very quiet table, kiss you on the cheek then say...now what would you like to drink

over to you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You didn't say which Sunday Mr G so I'm a bit late.

So I'll come over to your very quiet table, kiss you on the cheek then say...now what would you like to drink

over to you!

Please tell me you mean me. In which case, it's Mr GK... but I fancy you, so I'll let that slide for now.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"You didn't say which Sunday Mr G so I'm a bit late.

So I'll come over to your very quiet table, kiss you on the cheek then say...now what would you like to drink

over to you!

Please tell me you mean me. In which case, it's Mr GK... but I fancy you, so I'll let that slide for now.

Hah...you know that noise women tennis players make. That's me right now Mr GK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You didn't say which Sunday Mr G so I'm a bit late.

So I'll come over to your very quiet table, kiss you on the cheek then say...now what would you like to drink

over to you!

OMG

I want to not have babies with you.

"Help! I need rescuing, Worcestershite needs a friendly neighborhood Spiderphwooooaaarr

Please tell me you mean me. In which case, it's Mr GK... but I fancy you, so I'll let that slide for now.

Hah...you know that noise women tennis players make. That's me right now Mr GK.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You didn't say which Sunday Mr G so I'm a bit late.

So I'll come over to your very quiet table, kiss you on the cheek then say...now what would you like to drink

over to you!

OMG

I want to not have babies with you.

"Help! I need rescuing, Worcestershite needs a friendly neighborhood Spiderphwooooaaarr

Please tell me you mean me. In which case, it's Mr GK... but I fancy you, so I'll let that slide for now.

Hah...you know that noise women tennis players make. That's me right now Mr GK.

Umm how did that happen.. Doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it Tuesday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OMG! I

it! I want to not have babies with you.

"Help! I need rescuing, Worcestershite needs a friendly neighborhood Spiderphwooooaaarr"

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The guy that makes the best bacon buttie on a Sunday morning, well maybe lunch time

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG! I

it! I want to not have babies with you.

"Help! I need rescuing, Worcestershite needs a friendly neighborhood Spiderphwooooaaarr""
she wants a relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy that makes the best bacon buttie on a Sunday morning, well maybe lunch time

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I'm a great cook but an early riser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tame, more than anything, but that's unlikely for a few weeks cos of geography and shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG! I

it! I want to not have babies with you.

"Help! I need rescuing, Worcestershite needs a friendly neighborhood Spiderphwooooaaarr"she wants a relationship

Giiiiive a fuuuuuuuuuck....

She's talking to me 'int she? Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

She has spidersenses. She knows what I want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG! I

it! I want to not have babies with you.

"Help! I need rescuing, Worcestershite needs a friendly neighborhood Spiderphwooooaaarr"she wants a relationship

Giiiiive a fuuuuuuuuuck....

She's talking to me 'int she? Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

She has spidersenses. She knows what I want.

"
lol hey don't let it be said........

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