FabSwingers.com forum: Freaky Sh*t..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know what’s even worse than having a dick as your profile pic? A single eye... totally freaks me out. Just looked at my ‘who’s looked at you’ list and I kid you not, four single eyes in a row.

Anything weird or weird and wonderful happening your way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really taking much notice to be honest. I'm struggling to get over Minnie's jeans so I'm just playing a few songs to help me through it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not really taking much notice to be honest. I'm struggling to get over Minnie's jeans so I'm just playing a few songs to help me through it.

Well at least console me then. I’m distraught.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too!! When it's just one and so close you can see all the blood vessels

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By *ral DMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Maybe they are cyclops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did one for a pic challenge... noted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me too!! When it's just one and so close you can see all the blood vessels

OMG what are they thinking. How the hell could they think we would answer their messages???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really taking much notice to be honest. I'm struggling to get over Minnie's jeans so I'm just playing a few songs to help me through it.

Well at least console me then. I’m distraught."

(Hugs Inca, pats her on the back and says "it'll be alright, TK Maxx have got a sale on")

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe they are cyclops?"

They’re just deranged...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an eyeball phobia... can't stand the freakin things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just been asked to pretend i met a d*unken stag who cant rem what happened last night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not really taking much notice to be honest. I'm struggling to get over Minnie's jeans so I'm just playing a few songs to help me through it.

Well at least console me then. I’m distraught.

(Hugs Inca, pats her on the back and says "it'll be alright, TK Maxx have got a sale on")"

Better but wtf is Inca?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me too!! When it's just one and so close you can see all the blood vessels

OMG what are they thinking. How the hell could they think we would answer their messages???"

I can't even their message, the threat of a bigger eyeball pic in there is too much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive just been asked to pretend i met a d*unken stag who cant rem what happened last night."

With one eye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what’s even worse than having a dick as your profile pic? A single eye... totally freaks me out. Just looked at my ‘who’s looked at you’ list and I kid you not, four single eyes in a row.

Anything weird or weird and wonderful happening your way?"

Completely agree, single eye freaks me out too. Instant block so I'd never have to see it again.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have an eyeball phobia... can't stand the freakin things

But you’ve seen them on fab right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me too!! When it's just one and so close you can see all the blood vessels

OMG what are they thinking. How the hell could they think we would answer their messages???"

It must work for them. Many have verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything weird or weird and wonderful happening your way?"

Maybe they are all nick fury? Multiple aliases?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really taking much notice to be honest. I'm struggling to get over Minnie's jeans so I'm just playing a few songs to help me through it.

Well at least console me then. I’m distraught.

(Hugs Inca, pats her on the back and says "it'll be alright, TK Maxx have got a sale on")

Better but wtf is Inca?"

I'm a terrible typer on my phone, I tend to keep it short as poss, In.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me too!! When it's just one and so close you can see all the blood vessels

OMG what are they thinking. How the hell could they think we would answer their messages???

It must work for them. Many have verifications. "

Don’t you even go there Mister...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anything weird or weird and wonderful happening your way?

Maybe they are all nick fury? Multiple aliases?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Anything weird or weird and wonderful happening your way?"

Just had chilli sauce on my bacon sandwich, it kind of killed it for me.

Note to self, stick to ketchup.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Headless body creeps me out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Headless body creeps me out "

Yeah but a single, bloodshot eye? And they want sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Headless body creeps me out

Yeah but a single, bloodshot eye? And they want sex?"

That's what you see when they cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Headless body creeps me out

Yeah but a single, bloodshot eye? And they want sex?

That's what you see when they cum"

You nasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Headless body creeps me out

Yeah but a single, bloodshot eye? And they want sex?

That's what you see when they cum

You nasty."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Headless body creeps me out "

I laughed reading that with your avatar beside it

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Headless body creeps me out

I laughed reading that with your avatar beside it

You all did the one eye lol it's the headless bodies for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 eyes are not that freaky, Are they

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"2 eyes are not that freaky, Are they

Behave you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 eyes are not that freaky, Are they

Behave you

I have been so well behaved even the headmistress wants to take me home

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"2 eyes are not that freaky, Are they

Behave you

I have been so well behaved even the headmistress wants to take me home

Spank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there is anything on his profile that could create a triangle. Think connect the dots. Then it’s obviously illuminati.

RUN OP!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 eyes are not that freaky, Are they

Behave you

I have been so well behaved even the headmistress wants to take me home

You can stay. 2 is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 eyes are not that freaky, Are they

Behave you

I have been so well behaved even the headmistress wants to take me home

Spank you

She does look the kinky sort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 eyes are not that freaky, Are they

Behave you

I have been so well behaved even the headmistress wants to take me home

You can stay. 2 is good."

Thanks you bringing the tea and biscuits

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I have a black eye at the moment (for which I've had little to no sympathy I am pained to add), your "previous perve" are no concern.. But I might take a pic and add to your collection..

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"2 eyes are not that freaky, Are they

Behave you

I have been so well behaved even the headmistress wants to take me home

Spank you

She does look the kinky sort

I'm imagining you in a school uniform now. Creeps me out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a black eye at the moment (for which I've had little to no sympathy I am pained to add), your "previous perve" are no concern.. But I might take a pic and add to your collection.. "

How am supposed to sympathise if I don’t know? Please don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 eyes are not that freaky, Are they

Behave you

I have been so well behaved even the headmistress wants to take me home

Spank you

She does look the kinky sort

I'm imagining you in a school uniform now. Creeps me out

Oh no please don't.

It was not a very good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If there is anything on his profile that could create a triangle. Think connect the dots. Then it’s obviously illuminati.

RUN OP!"

One I can deal with. Four different starey, evil eyes? Not even my long, lithe legs could carry me away fast enough

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

1 eyed silhouette man, now that would freak me out.

I don't think I've seen any 1 eyed profiles. ..I'll be on the look out now

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Don’t do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 eyed silhouette man, now that would freak me out.

I don't think I've seen any 1 eyed profiles. ..I'll be on the look out now "
shout if you need help...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"2 eyes are not that freaky, Are they

Behave you

I have been so well behaved even the headmistress wants to take me home

Spank you

She does look the kinky sort

I'm imagining you in a school uniform now. Creeps me out

Oh no please don't.

It was not a very good one

I'm in the feral position here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t do that "

What???

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"1 eyed silhouette man, now that would freak me out.

I don't think I've seen any 1 eyed profiles. ..I'll be on the look out now shout if you need help... "

Nice one..will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 eyes are not that freaky, Are they

Behave you

I have been so well behaved even the headmistress wants to take me home

Spank you

She does look the kinky sort

I'm imagining you in a school uniform now. Creeps me out

Oh no please don't.

It was not a very good one

I'm in the feral position here

I had to Google feral ...

What you doing that for ?

Is nt it time for bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 eyed silhouette man, now that would freak me out.

I don't think I've seen any 1 eyed profiles. ..I'll be on the look out now shout if you need help...

Nice one..will do "

It's the secret society. Which I obviously don't belong to with my 2 eyes

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Personally I love eyes, even the singular ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After readings this, I'm glad I haven't even thought of the idea of posting my cock lol

Me personally, I couldn't do it tbh! It just leaves nothing much to the imagination unless you're thirsty of course lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I love eyes, even the singular ones

Let's be sensible here..

2 eyes are better than 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Personally I love eyes, even the singular ones

Don’t tell me you did this as one of your daily pic challenges?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"2 eyes are not that freaky, Are they

Behave you

I have been so well behaved even the headmistress wants to take me home

Spank you

She does look the kinky sort

I'm imagining you in a school uniform now. Creeps me out

Oh no please don't.

It was not a very good one

I'm in the feral position here

I had to Google feral ...

What you doing that for ?

Is nt it time for bed

I meant fetal. But I am feral

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just wanted to add something else that puts me off. Profile pics of just tongues from guys. No beautiful lips in the pic, just a tongue.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Are bums in white boxers ok?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Personally I love eyes, even the singular ones

Don’t tell me you did this as one of your daily pic challenges?"

Now there’s an idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are bums in white boxers ok?"

Bums are a favourite of mine

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Just wanted to add something else that puts me off. Profile pics of just tongues from guys. No beautiful lips in the pic, just a tongue.

Doesn't it give you the intended fanny flutters thinking about their tongue on you?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Are bums in white boxers ok?

Bums are a favourite of mine

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mm I can see why

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wanted to add something else that puts me off. Profile pics of just tongues from guys. No beautiful lips in the pic, just a tongue.

Doesn't it give you the intended fanny flutters thinking about their tongue on you?

No. Makes me think of Tongue analysis to see what illnesses you have.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

There's some weird and wonderful and downright strange photos out there

I once had a thumb photo .. at least I think it was a thumb, it could have been a toe... but it was the top joint only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I love eyes, even the singular ones

Don’t tell me you did this as one of your daily pic challenges?

Now there’s an idea

I don't mind if you want to be a copycat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Personally I love eyes, even the singular ones

Don’t tell me you did this as one of your daily pic challenges?

Now there’s an idea

I don't mind if you want to be a copycat

Have you seen some of her challenges man? Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are watching you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They are watching you "

Yeah and my reaction? Sitting in a pose very similar to your profile pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are watching you

Yeah and my reaction? Sitting in a pose very similar to your profile pic."

It is my pose when I shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They are watching you

Yeah and my reaction? Sitting in a pose very similar to your profile pic.

It is my pose when I shit "

It’s my pose when I’m shitting myself- mentally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are watching you

Yeah and my reaction? Sitting in a pose very similar to your profile pic.

It is my pose when I shit

It’s my pose when I’m shitting myself- literally."

Have a wipe x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They are watching you

Yeah and my reaction? Sitting in a pose very similar to your profile pic.

It is my pose when I shit

It’s my pose when I’m shitting myself- literally.

Have a wipe x

Please don’t give me a used wipe. I’m better than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything weird or weird and wonderful happening your way?"

Nothing worse than when someone shows of their body on their profile avatar pic is there OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are watching you

Yeah and my reaction? Sitting in a pose very similar to your profile pic.

It is my pose when I shit

It’s my pose when I’m shitting myself- literally.

Have a wipe x

Please don’t give me a used wipe. I’m better than that."

She says

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anything weird or weird and wonderful happening your way?

Nothing worse than when someone shows of their body on their profile avatar pic is there OP

You need your ego petting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything weird or weird and wonderful happening your way?

Nothing worse than when someone shows of their body on their profile avatar pic is there OP

You need your ego petting?"

No not at all OP

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Personally I love eyes, even the singular ones

Don’t tell me you did this as one of your daily pic challenges?

Now there’s an idea

I don't mind if you want to be a copycat

Have you seen some of her challenges man? Brilliant."

Aww thanks hun

I’ll give you a heads up when do the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I love eyes, even the singular ones

Don’t tell me you did this as one of your daily pic challenges?

Now there’s an idea

I don't mind if you want to be a copycat

Have you seen some of her challenges man? Brilliant."

She is one of the best

Is there a word better than brilliant

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