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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Swingfields in the UK.

I just read this on the news as anyone else heard about it.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Swingfields in the UK.

I just read this on the news as anyone else heard about it.

Yes, its in a lot of the papers. They let journalists in to take pics apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swingfields in the UK.

I just read this on the news as anyone else heard about it.

Yes, its in a lot of the papers. They let journalists in to take pics apparently. "

Looks like a big event. I wonder if anyone from here is going.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Swingfields in the UK.

I just read this on the news as anyone else heard about it.

Yes, its in a lot of the papers. They let journalists in to take pics apparently.

Looks like a big event. I wonder if anyone from here is going. "

Yes there's a fair few going. You can search Swingfields in the forum threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swingfields in the UK.

I just read this on the news as anyone else heard about it.

Yes, its in a lot of the papers. They let journalists in to take pics apparently.

Looks like a big event. I wonder if anyone from here is going.

Yes there's a fair few going. You can search Swingfields in the forum threads"

I might go to this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please let me know when it's on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's on now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's on now."

Oh ffs I'm to late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's on now.

Oh ffs I'm to late "

Google is your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's on now.

Oh ffs I'm to late "

Buy your ticket now for next year.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's on now.

Oh ffs I'm to late

Google is your friend

Computer says no lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's on now.

Oh ffs I'm to late

Buy your ticket now for next year.

Mrs "

Last day tommorrow. Damn I thought of could of just went there and bought a ticket.

Il keep it in mind for next year, but it could be in a different country then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's on now.

Oh ffs I'm to late

Buy your ticket now for next year.

Mrs

Last day tommorrow. Damn I thought of could of just went there and bought a ticket.

Il keep it in mind for next year, but it could be in a different country then. "

It's a UK based festival. It's here every year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's on now.

Oh ffs I'm to late

Buy your ticket now for next year.

Mrs

Last day tommorrow. Damn I thought of could of just went there and bought a ticket.

Il keep it in mind for next year, but it could be in a different country then.

It's a UK based festival. It's here every year."

Oh, I read something about it moving.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh, I read something about it moving. "

Maybe with all that swinging the earth moved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's on now.

Oh ffs I'm to late

Buy your ticket now for next year.

Mrs

Last day tommorrow. Damn I thought of could of just went there and bought a ticket.

Il keep it in mind for next year, but it could be in a different country then.

It's a UK based festival. It's here every year.

Oh, I read something about it moving. "

No that's Glastonbury..Its moving to Ibiza to save on costs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh, I read something about it moving.

Maybe with all that swinging the earth moved. "

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's on now.

Oh ffs I'm to late

Buy your ticket now for next year.

Mrs

Last day tommorrow. Damn I thought of could of just went there and bought a ticket.

Il keep it in mind for next year, but it could be in a different country then.

It's a UK based festival. It's here every year.

Oh, I read something about it moving.

No that's Glastonbury..Its moving to Ibiza to save on costs"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wish I was in swingfields now, in one of the beer tents

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Wish I was in swingfields now, in one of the beer tents"

Wouldn't you rather be in a play tent ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish I was in swingfields now, in one of the beer tents"

So you will happily pay for tickets to swingfields where you may or may not get lucky but you still won't pay a fiver for fab benefits lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish I was in swingfields now, in one of the beer tents"

That could be like a social ya know

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A single man needs two recent verifications to buy a ticket to Swingfields

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wish I was in swingfields now, in one of the beer tents

Wouldn't you rather be in a play tent ?"

Drink first then slowly get into the swing of things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wish I was in swingfields now, in one of the beer tents

So you will happily pay for tickets to swingfields where you may or may not get lucky but you still won't pay a fiver for fab benefits lol "

I'm getting round to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wish I was in swingfields now, in one of the beer tents

That could be like a social ya know "

Sounds like my kind of social

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A single man needs two recent verifications to buy a ticket to Swingfields"

Theres always a catch, why they gotta make it so difficult

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"A single man needs two recent verifications to buy a ticket to Swingfields

Theres always a catch, why they gotta make it so difficult "

Are you saying men with two recent verifications are rare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine the smell

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Imagine the smell"

Of a man with two recent verifications ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A single man needs two recent verifications to buy a ticket to Swingfields

Theres always a catch, why they gotta make it so difficult

Are you saying men with two recent verifications are rare?

As rare as a snowdrop in summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A single man needs two recent verifications to buy a ticket to Swingfields

Theres always a catch, why they gotta make it so difficult "

They're not going to let just anyone in are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A single man needs two recent verifications to buy a ticket to Swingfields

Theres always a catch, why they gotta make it so difficult

Are you saying men with two recent verifications are rare?

I wouldn’t be able to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A single man needs two recent verifications to buy a ticket to Swingfields

Theres always a catch, why they gotta make it so difficult

Are you saying men with two recent verifications are rare?

Like hens teeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A single man needs two recent verifications to buy a ticket to Swingfields

Theres always a catch, why they gotta make it so difficult

They're not going to let just anyone in are they? "

Il just have to gate crash it. Run in with a boner.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Il just have to gate crash it. Run in with a boner. "

You could use it like a pole vaulter to get over the fence

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Thought you wouldn't go to a club or a group social OP as they're not your thing - thag being the case why would this appeal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Il just have to gate crash it. Run in with a boner.

You could use it like a pole vaulter to get over the fence"

Or hold them up at the gates and threaten to shoot, if they don't let me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought you wouldn't go to a club or a group social OP as they're not your thing - thag being the case why would this appeal?"

It's the great outdoors

It would be like going to a Sunday Market with beer tents lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Swingfields in the UK.

I just read this on the news as anyone else heard about it.

Nope.

Never heard of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swingfields in the UK.

I just read this on the news as anyone else heard about it.

Nope.

Never heard of it

I only heard about it today. Its like a big outdoor orgy/drinking session for 3 days

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Thought you wouldn't go to a club or a group social OP as they're not your thing - thag being the case why would this appeal?

It's the great outdoors

It would be like going to a Sunday Market with beer tents lol "

It would be nothing like that at all!! There *may* be a bar, but there certainly wouldn't be beer tents - in fact most clubs or events like Swingfields frown on excessive drinking as that is most definitely not what they are about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swingfields in the UK.

I just read this on the news as anyone else heard about it.

Nope.

Never heard of it

I only heard about it today. Its like a big outdoor orgy/drinking session for 3 days

I don’t think you’ve quite got what it’s all about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought you wouldn't go to a club or a group social OP as they're not your thing - thag being the case why would this appeal?

It's the great outdoors

It would be like going to a Sunday Market with beer tents lol

You allways sound like my dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought you wouldn't go to a club or a group social OP as they're not your thing - thag being the case why would this appeal?

It's the great outdoors

It would be like going to a Sunday Market with beer tents lol

You allways sound like my dad

Does your dad educate you on swinging events?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swingfields in the UK.

I just read this on the news as anyone else heard about it.

Nope.

Never heard of it

I only heard about it today. Its like a big outdoor orgy/drinking session for 3 days

I don’t think you’ve quite got what it’s all about "

It's one big ride

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought you wouldn't go to a club or a group social OP as they're not your thing - thag being the case why would this appeal?

It's the great outdoors

It would be like going to a Sunday Market with beer tents lol

You allways sound like my dad

Does your dad educate you on swinging events?"

He just tells me to slip it in whenever possible

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I think you're being a bit of a douche, deliberately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought you wouldn't go to a club or a group social OP as they're not your thing - thag being the case why would this appeal?

It's the great outdoors

It would be like going to a Sunday Market with beer tents lol

You allways sound like my dad

Does your dad educate you on swinging events?

He just tells me to slip it in whenever possible "

He don’t sound like your dad then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you're being a bit of a douche, deliberately "

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Where is Swingfield held? I can't see it on their site.

Is it the same place every year or does it move around?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where is Swingfield held? I can't see it on their site.

Is it the same place every year or does it move around? "

Worcester

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

OP. Where ya been in the past weeks?

There's been threads on this event over the past month

But, good to see you have woken up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I read something about it moving.

Maybe with all that swinging the earth moved. "
it did for me

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Where is Swingfield held? I can't see it on their site.

Is it the same place every year or does it move around? "

They dont announce the location until 48 hours before to ticket holders only. This year is in Malvern

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP. Where ya been in the past weeks?

There's been threads on this event over the past month

But, good to see you have woken up!

Some how I missed them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this thread has made me laugh. You won't go to clubs or social events, but would happily go to Swingfields?? Okay. I believe you

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By *one_wolf.Man
over a year ago

Chatham

"Where is Swingfield held? I can't see it on their site.

Is it the same place every year or does it move around? "

It moves around, I have just got back from it and it's not just 3 days of open air orgies haha (they do happen though especially last night by the fire was a voyeurs dream)

It was a great festival and already booked tickets for next year at the early bird prices, it's so relaxed and has great entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

We went a few years ago - it was great fun even if just from a social aspect. Sadly the reporters were undercover & plastered it all over the papers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reading this thread has made me laugh. You won't go to clubs or social events, but would happily go to Swingfields?? Okay. I believe you

Yes i like the thought of it more. Its not like an enclosed club.

But it's another year away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol"

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

Isn't it?. It more or less sounds like one.

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By *one_wolf.Man
over a year ago

Chatham

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

Isn't it?. It more or less sounds like one.

Nope, although they did happen but the media thinks it's just a mass fuckfest and using alot of poor and old information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

Isn't it?. It more or less sounds like one.

No, it’s not. Which people have explained. Which is why you should educate yourself, so if you do ever actually go along to anything, you don’t have false expectations

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd just sit around the campfire, drinking and jerking off and singing songs until I get someone's attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd just sit around the campfire, drinking and jerking off and singing songs until I get someone's attention "

Wonderful. Correct way to go about things I assume

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By *one_wolf.Man
over a year ago

Chatham

"I'd just sit around the campfire, drinking and jerking off and singing songs until I get someone's attention "

You'd get the attention...... Of loads would look at you then walk on by unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd just sit around the campfire, drinking and jerking off and singing songs until I get someone's attention

You'd get the attention...... Of loads would look at you then walk on by unfortunately"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you want to go to a swinging festival when you’ve said plenty of times you’re not a swinger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

Isn't it?. It more or less sounds like one.

No.

You're NEVER guaranteed any play at a swinging event. It's not a free for all, nor is it the kind of place you wanna get trollied.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd just sit around the campfire, drinking and jerking off and singing songs until I get someone's attention

Wonderful. Correct way to go about things I assume

Fuck yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would you want to go to a swinging festival when you’ve said plenty of times you’re not a swinger?

I could dabble for three days in a field. It sounds like a good party.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'd just sit around the campfire, drinking and jerking off and singing songs until I get someone's attention "

You could try this in the smoking area of a club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

Isn't it?. It more or less sounds like one.

No.

You're NEVER guaranteed any play at a swinging event. It's not a free for all, nor is it the kind of place you wanna get trollied.

So you mean I couldn't approach a gentleman who's wife is attractive and ask him if I can use his wife?

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By *one_wolf.Man
over a year ago

Chatham

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

Isn't it?. It more or less sounds like one.

No.

You're NEVER guaranteed any play at a swinging event. It's not a free for all, nor is it the kind of place you wanna get trollied.

So you mean I couldn't approach a gentleman who's wife is attractive and ask him if I can use his wife? "

You could...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

Isn't it?. It more or less sounds like one.

No.

You're NEVER guaranteed any play at a swinging event. It's not a free for all, nor is it the kind of place you wanna get trollied.

So you mean I couldn't approach a gentleman who's wife is attractive and ask him if I can use his wife? "

Does he own his wife?

Why wouldn’t you ask the wife (who is her own person) if she’d like to play?

Honestly I can’t tell if you’re on a wind up or not anymore

And usually I can tell pretty easily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you want to go to a swinging festival when you’ve said plenty of times you’re not a swinger?

I could dabble for three days in a field. It sounds like a good party. "

For swingers.

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By *one_wolf.Man
over a year ago

Chatham

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

Isn't it?. It more or less sounds like one.

No.

You're NEVER guaranteed any play at a swinging event. It's not a free for all, nor is it the kind of place you wanna get trollied.

So you mean I couldn't approach a gentleman who's wife is attractive and ask him if I can use his wife?

Does he own his wife?

Why wouldn’t you ask the wife (who is her own person) if she’d like to play?

Honestly I can’t tell if you’re on a wind up or not anymore

And usually I can tell pretty easily. "

It's a massive wind up imo haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

Isn't it?. It more or less sounds like one.

No.

You're NEVER guaranteed any play at a swinging event. It's not a free for all, nor is it the kind of place you wanna get trollied.

So you mean I couldn't approach a gentleman who's wife is attractive and ask him if I can use his wife?

Does he own his wife?

Why wouldn’t you ask the wife (who is her own person) if she’d like to play?

Honestly I can’t tell if you’re on a wind up or not anymore

And usually I can tell pretty easily. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

Isn't it?. It more or less sounds like one.

No.

You're NEVER guaranteed any play at a swinging event. It's not a free for all, nor is it the kind of place you wanna get trollied.

So you mean I couldn't approach a gentleman who's wife is attractive and ask him if I can use his wife? "

You could...

But really? "Use" her?!

I could explain all the things that are wrong with that question...but I won't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

Isn't it?. It more or less sounds like one.

No.

You're NEVER guaranteed any play at a swinging event. It's not a free for all, nor is it the kind of place you wanna get trollied.

So you mean I couldn't approach a gentleman who's wife is attractive and ask him if I can use his wife?

You could...

But really? "Use" her?!

I could explain all the things that are wrong with that question...but I won't.

No point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would you want to go to a swinging festival when you’ve said plenty of times you’re not a swinger?

I could dabble for three days in a field. It sounds like a good party.

For swingers.

For swingers? Seriously though I don't have to fuck, just to be there?

When you say for swingers, I assume you mean people who are engaging in sex.. But I wouldn't sleep with just anyone. I would have to be attracted to someone before I would ever consider it.

I probably wouldnt have ti luck to have sex with a woman who i fancy, so because of that I don't know if I'd be a swinger or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you want to go to a swinging festival when you’ve said plenty of times you’re not a swinger?

I could dabble for three days in a field. It sounds like a good party.

For swingers.

For swingers? Seriously though I don't have to fuck, just to be there?

When you say for swingers, I assume you mean people who are engaging in sex.. But I wouldn't sleep with just anyone. I would have to be attracted to someone before I would ever consider it.

I probably wouldnt have ti luck to have sex with a woman who i fancy, so because of that I don't know if I'd be a swinger or not. "

If you think swinging is just about engaging in sex, then yes, you should educate yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you want to go to a swinging festival when you’ve said plenty of times you’re not a swinger?

I could dabble for three days in a field. It sounds like a good party.

For swingers.

For swingers? Seriously though I don't have to fuck, just to be there?

When you say for swingers, I assume you mean people who are engaging in sex.. But I wouldn't sleep with just anyone. I would have to be attracted to someone before I would ever consider it.

I probably wouldnt have ti luck to have sex with a woman who i fancy, so because of that I don't know if I'd be a swinger or not. "

You think swingers will fuck anyone who asks?

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over a year ago

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

Isn't it?. It more or less sounds like one.

No.

You're NEVER guaranteed any play at a swinging event. It's not a free for all, nor is it the kind of place you wanna get trollied.

So you mean I couldn't approach a gentleman who's wife is attractive and ask him if I can use his wife?

You could...

But really? "Use" her?!

I could explain all the things that are wrong with that question...but I won't.

You don't like being used?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would you want to go to a swinging festival when you’ve said plenty of times you’re not a swinger?

I could dabble for three days in a field. It sounds like a good party.

For swingers.

For swingers? Seriously though I don't have to fuck, just to be there?

When you say for swingers, I assume you mean people who are engaging in sex.. But I wouldn't sleep with just anyone. I would have to be attracted to someone before I would ever consider it.

I probably wouldnt have ti luck to have sex with a woman who i fancy, so because of that I don't know if I'd be a swinger or not.

If you think swinging is just about engaging in sex, then yes, you should educate yourself.

Define swingers?

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over a year ago

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

Isn't it?. It more or less sounds like one.

No.

You're NEVER guaranteed any play at a swinging event. It's not a free for all, nor is it the kind of place you wanna get trollied.

So you mean I couldn't approach a gentleman who's wife is attractive and ask him if I can use his wife?

You could...

But really? "Use" her?!

I could explain all the things that are wrong with that question...but I won't.

You don't like being used? "

I’m not an object, I can’t be ‘used’

Honestly, do some research on swinging. I feel like you want to come across as trolling, when in reality you are clueless and have very false expectations of what swinging is.

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over a year ago

"Why would you want to go to a swinging festival when you’ve said plenty of times you’re not a swinger?

I could dabble for three days in a field. It sounds like a good party.

For swingers.

For swingers? Seriously though I don't have to fuck, just to be there?

When you say for swingers, I assume you mean people who are engaging in sex.. But I wouldn't sleep with just anyone. I would have to be attracted to someone before I would ever consider it.

I probably wouldnt have ti luck to have sex with a woman who i fancy, so because of that I don't know if I'd be a swinger or not.

You think swingers will fuck anyone who asks?

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over a year ago

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

Isn't it?. It more or less sounds like one.

No.

You're NEVER guaranteed any play at a swinging event. It's not a free for all, nor is it the kind of place you wanna get trollied.

So you mean I couldn't approach a gentleman who's wife is attractive and ask him if I can use his wife?

You could...

But really? "Use" her?!

I could explain all the things that are wrong with that question...but I won't.

You don't like being used? "

Not remotely!

Firstly, my fella doesn't loan me out. We play together.

And I am an active participant who indulges in things I enjoy. Not a fucking sex toy for any old fucker who asks!

Anyone expecting to "use" me is more likely to get a knee to the bollocks!

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By *one_wolf.Man
over a year ago

Chatham

Shit you might have had a heart attack at the wet t-shirt/ Y-fronts, willy wanging, jelly wrestling, workshops and the music acts and miss Davina Sparkles

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over a year ago

"Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, educate yourself before going to ANY swinging event!

don't worry I'm with it lol

You thought it was a giant orgy?!

Isn't it?. It more or less sounds like one.

No.

You're NEVER guaranteed any play at a swinging event. It's not a free for all, nor is it the kind of place you wanna get trollied.

So you mean I couldn't approach a gentleman who's wife is attractive and ask him if I can use his wife?

You could...

But really? "Use" her?!

I could explain all the things that are wrong with that question...but I won't.

You don't like being used?

Not remotely!

Firstly, my fella doesn't loan me out. We play together.

And I am an active participant who indulges in things I enjoy. Not a fucking sex toy for any old fucker who asks!

Anyone expecting to "use" me is more likely to get a knee to the bollocks!"

Ouch! Well I want to be used

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over a year ago

"Shit you might have had a heart attack at the wet t-shirt/ Y-fronts, willy wanging, jelly wrestling, workshops and the music acts and miss Davina Sparkles"

Nice. How much is it for a single man?

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over a year ago

You contradict yourself a lot don't you....never quite understood the whole "trolling" thing.

If your attitude is genuine you'd either not get in or be thrown out sharpish so good luck to you

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"How much is it for a single man? "

You need to get your two verifications first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You contradict yourself a lot don't you....never quite understood the whole "trolling" thing.

If your attitude is genuine you'd either not get in or be thrown out sharpish so good luck to you

Some people take this to serious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much is it for a single man?

You need to get your two verifications first"

Well I got twelve months for that

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By *one_wolf.Man
over a year ago

Chatham

"Shit you might have had a heart attack at the wet t-shirt/ Y-fronts, willy wanging, jelly wrestling, workshops and the music acts and miss Davina Sparkles

Nice. How much is it for a single man? "

Close to 200 I think by the time you have got 2 Verifications, as it's £109 ATM but that's the early bird prices but you need the verifications before applying

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over a year ago

"Shit you might have had a heart attack at the wet t-shirt/ Y-fronts, willy wanging, jelly wrestling, workshops and the music acts and miss Davina Sparkles

Nice. How much is it for a single man?

Close to 200 I think by the time you have got 2 Verifications, as it's £109 ATM but that's the early bird prices but you need the verifications before applying "

And no accommodation there either?

I'd have to sleep in my van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s summarise this with the word “subjective “

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By *one_wolf.Man
over a year ago

Chatham

"Shit you might have had a heart attack at the wet t-shirt/ Y-fronts, willy wanging, jelly wrestling, workshops and the music acts and miss Davina Sparkles

Nice. How much is it for a single man?

Close to 200 I think by the time you have got 2 Verifications, as it's £109 ATM but that's the early bird prices but you need the verifications before applying

And no accommodation there either?

I'd have to sleep in my van "

Tent..... Glamping..... Motorhome....

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Wow..... A bigger douche than I first thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was in the papers and online last year folks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone see the daily mail about the 52 year old woman who had a heart attack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone see the daily mail about the 52 year old woman who had a heart attack?

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yeah just read it.

Woman suffers cardiac arrest at Europe's biggest sex festival after 'overdoing it'

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