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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please sit on my face.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Is she on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is she on here?"

No she's not. But if you don't ask you don't get and I did ask politely.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Is she on here?

No she's not. But if you don't ask you don't get and I did ask politely."

You did and she may be on here for all you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is she on here?

No she's not. But if you don't ask you don't get and I did ask politely.

You did and she may be on here for all you know. "

I can only dream and hope.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I like Janet...not enough to let her sit on my face though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like Janet...not enough to let her sit on my face though."

I just cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Janet...not enough to let her sit on my face though."

I'd sit on hers just to shut her up for 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Janet...not enough to let her sit on my face though.

I'd sit on hers just to shut her up for 5 minutes"

I'd seriously worry about the damage those teeth would do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Janet...not enough to let her sit on my face though.

I'd sit on hers just to shut her up for 5 minutes"

this

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales


"I like Janet...not enough to let her sit on my face though.

I'd sit on hers just to shut her up for 5 minutes"

cracked up here...too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure she stays there thats a good lad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like Janet...not enough to let her sit on my face though.

I'd sit on hers just to shut her up for 5 minutes

I'd seriously worry about the damage those teeth would do."

Janet has beautiful teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Janet...not enough to let her sit on my face though.

I'd sit on hers just to shut her up for 5 minutes

I'd seriously worry about the damage those teeth would do.

Janet has beautiful teeth."

She has now

There was a time she could have eaten a tomato through a tennis racket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Janet...not enough to let her sit on my face though.

I'd sit on hers just to shut her up for 5 minutes

I'd seriously worry about the damage those teeth would do.

Janet has beautiful teeth.

She has now

There was a time she could have eaten a tomato through a tennis racket"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please sit on my face."
Well you wouldn't wanna sit on hers with them gnashers

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

She might fart...no thanks.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Imagine her kissing Ken Dodd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine her kissing Ken Dodd "
tickling the Ivory

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Is it just that when you see a thread named after a famous person you immediately think they're dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just that when you see a thread named after a famous person you immediately think they're dead "
lol ken Dodd is I think either that or he's in jail for tax evasion

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Imagine her kissing Ken Dodd tickling the Ivory "
If Ken Dodd ever fell out of bed, he'd probably impale himself on his own teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine her kissing Ken Dodd tickling the Ivory If Ken Dodd ever fell out of bed, he'd probably impale himself on his own teeth "
lol no he keeps them in a jar now

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Imagine her kissing Ken Dodd tickling the Ivory If Ken Dodd ever fell out of bed, he'd probably impale himself on his own teeth lol no he keeps them in a jar now "
I meant a zombie Ken Dodd , how high would he fall from...what with all that cash under his mattress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine her kissing Ken Dodd tickling the Ivory If Ken Dodd ever fell out of bed, he'd probably impale himself on his own teeth lol no he keeps them in a jar now I meant a zombie Ken Dodd , how high would he fall from...what with all that cash under his mattress "
lol yep all 50s as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine her kissing Ken Dodd tickling the Ivory "
a face only elton could love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine her kissing Ken Dodd tickling the Ivory If Ken Dodd ever fell out of bed, he'd probably impale himself on his own teeth lol no he keeps them in a jar now I meant a zombie Ken Dodd , how high would he fall from...what with all that cash under his mattress lol yep all 50s as well"
he died March 2018 RIP

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Imagine her kissing Ken Dodd tickling the Ivory If Ken Dodd ever fell out of bed, he'd probably impale himself on his own teeth lol no he keeps them in a jar now I meant a zombie Ken Dodd , how high would he fall from...what with all that cash under his mattress lol yep all 50s as wellhe died March 2018 RIP "
I know , i'm from liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine her kissing Ken Dodd tickling the Ivory If Ken Dodd ever fell out of bed, he'd probably impale himself on his own teeth lol no he keeps them in a jar now I meant a zombie Ken Dodd , how high would he fall from...what with all that cash under his mattress lol yep all 50s as wellhe died March 2018 RIP I know , i'm from liverpool "
notty ash?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Imagine her kissing Ken Dodd tickling the Ivory If Ken Dodd ever fell out of bed, he'd probably impale himself on his own teeth lol no he keeps them in a jar now I meant a zombie Ken Dodd , how high would he fall from...what with all that cash under his mattress lol yep all 50s as wellhe died March 2018 RIP I know , i'm from liverpool notty ash?"
Knotty Ash , i'm 2 mile down the road, very near the house were George Harrison was born

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I like Janet...not enough to let her sit on my face though.

I'd sit on hers just to shut her up for 5 minutes

I'd seriously worry about the damage those teeth would do.

Janet has beautiful teeth."

All the better to eat you with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine her kissing Ken Dodd tickling the Ivory If Ken Dodd ever fell out of bed, he'd probably impale himself on his own teeth lol no he keeps them in a jar now I meant a zombie Ken Dodd , how high would he fall from...what with all that cash under his mattress lol yep all 50s as wellhe died March 2018 RIP I know , i'm from liverpool notty ash? Knotty Ash , i'm 2 mile down the road, very near the house were George Harrison was born"
is he still alive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Janet...not enough to let her sit on my face though.

I'd sit on hers just to shut her up for 5 minutes

I'd seriously worry about the damage those teeth would do.

Janet has beautiful teeth.

All the better to eat you with "
reminds me need to retune my piano

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"I like Janet...not enough to let her sit on my face though.

I just cum "

I think you came a bit too quick, she wouldn't be happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like Janet...not enough to let her sit on my face though.

I just cum

I think you came a bit too quick, she wouldn't be happy "

Nah a double barrel me.

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