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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? " Er hmmm er hmmm is this seat free? | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? " Well shit, the introverts eternal dilemma. Wanting to sit in the corner, be awkward but doing so I'll be with people who are as awkward as me and understand my awkward ways... | |||
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"I tried to be upfront - fail I’ll stick to the corner Can I join you? (With the secret intention of getting you both d*unk to bring out the extroverts in you with a little help from me ) " Nooo | |||
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"I tried to be upfront - fail I’ll stick to the corner Can I join you? (With the secret intention of getting you both d*unk to bring out the extroverts in you with a little help from me ) " | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? Well shit, the introverts eternal dilemma. Wanting to sit in the corner, be awkward but doing so I'll be with people who are as awkward as me and understand my awkward ways... " Nice awkward companionable silence | |||
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"I tried to be upfront - fail I’ll stick to the corner Can I join you? (With the secret intention of getting you both d*unk to bring out the extroverts in you with a little help from me ) Nooo " Too late you. Floro already said yes with her eyes | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? " Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness | |||
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"Introverts of the world unite,we're here,we're uncomfortable and we want to go home. " Yes. Lol. Or just be together. Awkwardly. | |||
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"Is there only me on the dance floor silks to the corner " I'll join you presently. Once i've spent some time in the corner pretending to be awkward | |||
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"Is there only me on the dance floor silks to the corner I'll join you presently. Once i've spent some time in the corner pretending to be awkward " You don't know how | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness " Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here " Who's playing scrabble here? | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? " Room for a little one | |||
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"Wanders out of the cave. People hiding in corners Awkward..... Where can I hide now... " Where's the Zimmer | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here Who's playing scrabble here? " Feck it does make sausage | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here Who's playing scrabble here? Feck it does make sausage " Pervert! | |||
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"Wanders out of the cave. People hiding in corners Awkward..... Where can I hide now... Where's the Zimmer " In the other corner | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here Who's playing scrabble here? Feck it does make sausage Pervert! " Hell yes | |||
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"Wanders out of the cave. People hiding in corners Awkward..... Where can I hide now... Where's the Zimmer In the other corner " Your not getting far then | |||
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"Pops head round the door, peeks in and runs " Drags doc to dance floor to show me his moves | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here Who's playing scrabble here? Feck it does make sausage Pervert! Hell yes " Busted! similar here, though I honestly meant assuage! | |||
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"Wanders out of the cave. People hiding in corners Awkward..... Where can I hide now... Where's the Zimmer In the other corner Your not getting far then " I found a quiet corner. It's rather lovely. I'm sat here watching squirrels..... | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here Who's playing scrabble here? Feck it does make sausage Pervert! Hell yes Busted! similar here, though I honestly meant assuage! " Wtf I'm still thinking sausage. Hungry now | |||
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"Wanders out of the cave. People hiding in corners Awkward..... Where can I hide now... Where's the Zimmer In the other corner Your not getting far then I found a quiet corner. It's rather lovely. I'm sat here watching squirrels....." What you been on | |||
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"Wanders out of the cave. People hiding in corners Awkward..... Where can I hide now... Where's the Zimmer In the other corner Your not getting far then I found a quiet corner. It's rather lovely. I'm sat here watching squirrels..... What you been on " Deck chair Coffee, and chocolate cake. Its terrible but someone has to do it | |||
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"Guys. Go dance over there. Go be noisy over there. You can have the rest of the pub! I want to be with people in companionable near silence. Maybe watching a bit. Still with you. In manageable non exhausting doses " Tip toes away. Or rather a swagger in 4 inch heels | |||
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"Wanders out of the cave. People hiding in corners Awkward..... Where can I hide now... Where's the Zimmer In the other corner Your not getting far then I found a quiet corner. It's rather lovely. I'm sat here watching squirrels..... What you been on Deck chair Coffee, and chocolate cake. Its terrible but someone has to do it " Where you seeing squirrels tho | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? " I'll already be sitting in the corner being awkward and shy | |||
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"Wanders out of the cave. People hiding in corners Awkward..... Where can I hide now... Where's the Zimmer In the other corner Your not getting far then I found a quiet corner. It's rather lovely. I'm sat here watching squirrels..... What you been on Deck chair Coffee, and chocolate cake. Its terrible but someone has to do it Where you seeing squirrels tho " Back garden. Squirrels, pheasant, and a hedgehog or three.... | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? I'll already be sitting in the corner being awkward and shy " My people! In a small smile looking up from my book sort of way. | |||
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"Guys. Go dance over there. Go be noisy over there. You can have the rest of the pub! I want to be with people in companionable near silence. Maybe watching a bit. Still with you. In manageable non exhausting doses " I can be quiet and unassuming | |||
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"Guys. Go dance over there. Go be noisy over there. You can have the rest of the pub! I want to be with people in companionable near silence. Maybe watching a bit. Still with you. In manageable non exhausting doses I can be quiet and unassuming " | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here Who's playing scrabble here? Feck it does make sausage Pervert! Hell yes Busted! similar here, though I honestly meant assuage! Wtf I'm still thinking sausage. Hungry now " Step out for a sausage bap? | |||
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"and I'm sat in the corner talking to myself,I'm off to find the extroverts..." They're everywhere | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? I'll already be sitting in the corner being awkward and shy My people! In a small smile looking up from my book sort of way. " | |||
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"Wanders out of the cave. People hiding in corners Awkward..... Where can I hide now... Where's the Zimmer In the other corner Your not getting far then I found a quiet corner. It's rather lovely. I'm sat here watching squirrels..... What you been on Deck chair Coffee, and chocolate cake. Its terrible but someone has to do it Where you seeing squirrels tho Back garden. Squirrels, pheasant, and a hedgehog or three...." Need your Zimmer out there. I'll be your carer for the night | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here Who's playing scrabble here? Feck it does make sausage Pervert! Hell yes Busted! similar here, though I honestly meant assuage! Wtf I'm still thinking sausage. Hungry now Step out for a sausage bap? " Nom nom | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here Who's playing scrabble here? Feck it does make sausage Pervert! Hell yes Busted! similar here, though I honestly meant assuage! Wtf I'm still thinking sausage. Hungry now Step out for a sausage bap? Nom nom " Ketchup, mustard or HP sauce? | |||
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"Pops head round the door, peeks in and runs Drags doc to dance floor to show me his moves " Dying fly, Birdie Dance, Ooops upside your head? | |||
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"Pops head round the door, peeks in and runs Drags doc to dance floor to show me his moves Dying fly, Birdie Dance, Ooops upside your head?" Not superman or time warp | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here Who's playing scrabble here? Feck it does make sausage Pervert! Hell yes Busted! similar here, though I honestly meant assuage! Wtf I'm still thinking sausage. Hungry now Step out for a sausage bap? Nom nom Ketchup, mustard or HP sauce? " Mayo | |||
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"Pops head round the door, peeks in and runs Drags doc to dance floor to show me his moves Dying fly, Birdie Dance, Ooops upside your head? Not superman or time warp " Nah too recent- haven’t been on a dance floor that recently. I remember dancing to Knock Three Times on the Ceiling. How fucking embarrassing! | |||
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"So much for the corner " The extroverts have left for some munchies yiu can relax now | |||
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"So much for the corner The extroverts have left for some munchies yiu can relax now " Phew. If you come back, go over there | |||
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"Pops head round the door, peeks in and runs Drags doc to dance floor to show me his moves Dying fly, Birdie Dance, Ooops upside your head? Not superman or time warp Nah too recent- haven’t been on a dance floor that recently. I remember dancing to Knock Three Times on the Ceiling. How fucking embarrassing! " Even more embarrassing with me lol | |||
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"So much for the corner The extroverts have left for some munchies yiu can relax now Phew. If you come back, go over there " Over where? | |||
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"So much for the corner The extroverts have left for some munchies yiu can relax now Phew. If you come back, go over there " Sorry swing. I'm a bit giddy. Enjoy your corner my lovely | |||
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"So much for the corner The extroverts have left for some munchies yiu can relax now " I just went to get everyone a jug of strawberry daiquiri .... enjoy my quiet ones, I’ll check in occasionally to make sure you’re all still smiling | |||
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"I am currently in a pub beer garden trying to figure out how I can leave " If you’re with a bunch extroverts wait until they are all talking over each other and sneak out. They won’t even notice you’ve gone | |||
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"Introverts of the world unite,we're here,we're uncomfortable and we want to go home. " The real ones didn't even go out though! S | |||
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"So much for the corner The extroverts have left for some munchies yiu can relax now Phew. If you come back, go over there Over where? " The extrovert's part of the pub. The rest of it. Not my introvert corner! | |||
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"Pops head round the door, peeks in and runs Drags doc to dance floor to show me his moves Dying fly, Birdie Dance, Ooops upside your head? Not superman or time warp Nah too recent- haven’t been on a dance floor that recently. I remember dancing to Knock Three Times on the Ceiling. How fucking embarrassing! Even more embarrassing with me lol " You’re not that old to remember it | |||
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"Guys. Go dance over there. Go be noisy over there. You can have the rest of the pub! I want to be with people in companionable near silence. Maybe watching a bit. Still with you. In manageable non exhausting doses I can be quiet and unassuming " About as much as I can | |||
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"Can it be a comfy corner with blankets for hiding with?" I think we need the blankets, the extroverts are here. Yes. And books. And beer mats to shred. | |||
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"I am currently in a pub beer garden trying to figure out how I can leave " Toilet then exit... | |||
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"Pops head round the door, peeks in and runs Drags doc to dance floor to show me his moves Dying fly, Birdie Dance, Ooops upside your head? Not superman or time warp Nah too recent- haven’t been on a dance floor that recently. I remember dancing to Knock Three Times on the Ceiling. How fucking embarrassing! Even more embarrassing with me lol You’re not that old to remember it " Northern soul nights | |||
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"Can it be a comfy corner with blankets for hiding with? I think we need the blankets, the extroverts are here. Yes. And books. And beer mats to shred. " We need a fort... A nice blanket fort. Snug and warm and will dampen down the noises of the extroverts... We can read, occasionally say the odd word, play games in silence... Honestly I think this is why stuff like the Czech gloryhole stuff appeals to me so much, it's like my cunt wants to be an extrovert but the rest of me wants leaving alone. | |||
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"Pops head round the door, peeks in and runs Drags doc to dance floor to show me his moves Dying fly, Birdie Dance, Ooops upside your head? Not superman or time warp Nah too recent- haven’t been on a dance floor that recently. I remember dancing to Knock Three Times on the Ceiling. How fucking embarrassing! Even more embarrassing with me lol You’re not that old to remember it Northern soul nights " They played Dawn at Northern Soul nights? | |||
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"Can it be a comfy corner with blankets for hiding with? I think we need the blankets, the extroverts are here. Yes. And books. And beer mats to shred. We need a fort... A nice blanket fort. Snug and warm and will dampen down the noises of the extroverts... We can read, occasionally say the odd word, play games in silence... Honestly I think this is why stuff like the Czech gloryhole stuff appeals to me so much, it's like my cunt wants to be an extrovert but the rest of me wants leaving alone." My people. | |||
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"Can it be a comfy corner with blankets for hiding with? I think we need the blankets, the extroverts are here. Yes. And books. And beer mats to shred. We need a fort... A nice blanket fort. Snug and warm and will dampen down the noises of the extroverts... We can read, occasionally say the odd word, play games in silence... Honestly I think this is why stuff like the Czech gloryhole stuff appeals to me so much, it's like my cunt wants to be an extrovert but the rest of me wants leaving alone." | |||
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"Right! Returned from my munchies. Will just check in on you lovely folk in the corner and will now hit the dance floor. Any fellow extroverts care to join? " Let's do this | |||
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"Right! Returned from my munchies. Will just check in on you lovely folk in the corner and will now hit the dance floor. Any fellow extroverts care to join? Let's do this" Put Las Orichas on! | |||
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"Right! Returned from my munchies. Will just check in on you lovely folk in the corner and will now hit the dance floor. Any fellow extroverts care to join? " I'm good! I'll watch. Quietly | |||
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"I'll be introvertly downing shots at the bar until I become extrovert. " Getting pissed makes me clam up more | |||
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"I'll be introvertly downing shots at the bar until I become extrovert. " When that happens you're hitting the dance floor | |||
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"Right! Returned from my munchies. Will just check in on you lovely folk in the corner and will now hit the dance floor. Any fellow extroverts care to join? " Already there | |||
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"I’m the strippergram for tonight’s entertainment. I’ve recently bought a pair of Velcro pull off pants and a crocodile snapper g string with matching dickie bow. Now where’s the Birthday girl / hen / recently divorced / lady who just wants to see me thrust my hips?" The only velcro I have is the strip running down my back and the strip I put on the wall to make sure I stand there. I do have a nice rhododendron hat though so I can be a proper wallflower | |||
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"Right! Returned from my munchies. Will just check in on you lovely folk in the corner and will now hit the dance floor. Any fellow extroverts care to join? " Introverts like dancing too! | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? " Infact, im that awkward im far more comfortable in my own corner... Company is hard frigging work! | |||
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"Right! Returned from my munchies. Will just check in on you lovely folk in the corner and will now hit the dance floor. Any fellow extroverts care to join? Introverts like dancing too! " Like no-one is watching because..........no-one is watching. | |||
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"Right! Returned from my munchies. Will just check in on you lovely folk in the corner and will now hit the dance floor. Any fellow extroverts care to join? Introverts like dancing too! " Please join us | |||
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"Stop hogging all the quiet corners Y'all. I need to sit somewhere and snog the face off my favourite Forumite. " That's an extrovert activity lol | |||
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"Stop hogging all the quiet corners Y'all. I need to sit somewhere and snog the face off my favourite Forumite. That's an extrovert activity lol" Oopsie, I'll fuck off next door then | |||
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"Stop hogging all the quiet corners Y'all. I need to sit somewhere and snog the face off my favourite Forumite. That's an extrovert activity lol Oopsie, I'll fuck off next door then " May I join you? My feet are tiring from the dancing | |||
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"Stop hogging all the quiet corners Y'all. I need to sit somewhere and snog the face off my favourite Forumite. That's an extrovert activity lol Oopsie, I'll fuck off next door then May I join you? My feet are tiring from the dancing " Absolutely, let's go cause a scene next door. You never know, some of the "shy" folk may come and watch xx | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? " Shhhh, that's my secret pulling technique x | |||
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? Shhhh, that's my secret pulling technique x" | |||
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"Stop hogging all the quiet corners Y'all. I need to sit somewhere and snog the face off my favourite Forumite. That's an extrovert activity lol Oopsie, I'll fuck off next door then May I join you? My feet are tiring from the dancing Absolutely, let's go cause a scene next door. You never know, some of the "shy" folk may come and watch xx" Brilliant idea | |||
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"Ohh if it’s for the socially awkward I’m your man ... erm woman " My people | |||
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