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WHO has it easier,MEN or WOMEN???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Women dont have to try hard for a 'date'.

Women can legally ask for directions.

Women pee in and not around a toilet..

Men still get better paid

Men can see 5" as 10".

Men get to leave the toilet seat up..so the lid hinge doesn't sieze up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not a very balanced argument

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being able to piss against the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have some semblance of control, you can pee in the toilet

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

We all have our own challenges to face and this kind of post around here invariably ends badly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless your toothbrush is stored more than 2m away from your toilet, you should always drop the lid before flushing. Germs can travel that far from 1 flush!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Men cannot multitask

.....but we do understand the offside rule in football (sort of)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men cannot multitask

.....but we do understand the offside rule in football (sort of) "

But most women don't care about such things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So far i see only men have a sense of humour. Women reply with more negative comments..interesting.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"So far i see only men have a sense of humour. Women reply with more negative comments..interesting."

Extrapolating from incomplete data in a subject often tinged with sexism. Unwise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So far i see only men have a sense of humour. Women reply with more negative comments..interesting.

Extrapolating from incomplete data in a subject often tinged with sexism. Unwise. "
you've just made my case for me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"So far i see only men have a sense of humour. Women reply with more negative comments..interesting.

Extrapolating from incomplete data in a subject often tinged with sexism. Unwise. you've just made my case for me"

I wasn't aware I'd been elected spokesperson for all women. I must have missed the hive mind meeting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Women have many faults Men have only Two,

Everything they say

And everything they do

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Men cannot multitask

.....but we do understand the offside rule in football (sort of) "

Until the change it again

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley


"Men cannot multitask

.....but we do understand the offside rule in football (sort of) "

Ummm i can think of boobs bums and faces all at once while having a mundane work convo and prepping food for 280 guests.... I don't know anything about football though.

Am I actually a woman then? The penis and beard say no but based on my knowledge of offside i may need surgery

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

With our natural sense of direction, ability to measure proportions by sight and a vivid imagination, men have evolved to be top of the 21st century tree.

Or at least you would think.... unfortunately due to the unusual biological characteristic of having two brains, one of which is an entirely separate entity, often parasitic in nature. We are often discovered in a confused state muttering “what did I do?”

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A more scientific spin now: A lady’s peripheral vision in addition to her receptors for colour perception is greater than a man’s.

However, to equilibrate matters, a man can spot a pair of boobs from up to three miles away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men cannot multitask

.....but we do understand the offside rule in football (sort of) "

Tbf I can't multitask either and rugby is so much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not sure where I fit in here

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Men cannot multitask

.....but we do understand the offside rule in football (sort of)

Ummm i can think of boobs bums and faces all at once while having a mundane work convo and prepping food for 280 guests.... I don't know anything about football though.

Am I actually a woman then? The penis and beard say no but based on my knowledge of offside i may need surgery"

I’ll be honest - I'm not entirely sure on the intricacies of the rule myself either

.....But I think it refers that if the ref spots the goalie fondling his genitals in the goal mouth then a free kick is awarded.....or something like that at least....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unless your toothbrush is stored more than 2m away from your toilet, you should always drop the lid before flushing. Germs can travel that far from 1 flush! "
also when people sneeze nowadays..it seems hardly anyone covers their mouth, but still apologize (sorry) I'd rather was other way round..if your on a bus,tube or train you cant escape the sneeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men cannot multitask

.....but we do understand the offside rule in football (sort of)

Until the change it again "

Could a goalkeeper be offside ? Isn't the rule for outfield players only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being able to piss against the wind "
ewwwww

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Men and women have it equally as easy and difficult just in different ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men and women have it equally as easy and difficult just in different ways. "

Very diplomatic post.. would love to know which half of the couple posted that

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Men and women have it equally as easy and difficult just in different ways.

Very diplomatic post.. would love to know which half of the couple posted that "

The woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men.

We can ejaculate in a matter of minutes opposed to nearing an hour. Sucks to be a woman, hah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men.

We can ejaculate in a matter of minutes opposed to nearing an hour. Sucks to be a woman, hah!"

I can have a wank and cum within 60 seconds. And I don't need a tissue to clear the splatter up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men and women have it equally as easy and difficult just in different ways.

Very diplomatic post.. would love to know which half of the couple posted that

The woman. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men.

We can ejaculate in a matter of minutes opposed to nearing an hour. Sucks to be a woman, hah!

I can have a wank and cum within 60 seconds. And I don't need a tissue to clear the splatter up. "

You're my type of woman then

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By *onygirlieWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Men.

We can ejaculate in a matter of minutes opposed to nearing an hour. Sucks to be a woman, hah!

"

Personally I would rather have sex which lasts an hour (or more preferably) than a matter of minutes. It wouldn’t be worth bothering. Have more fun with my rabbit thanks. Not quite sure why you think that’s a good thing to cum quickly if you like sex why would you want to get it over with in minutes. Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men.

We can ejaculate in a matter of minutes opposed to nearing an hour. Sucks to be a woman, hah!"
not all men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men.

We can ejaculate in a matter of minutes opposed to nearing an hour. Sucks to be a woman, hah!

Personally I would rather have sex which lasts an hour (or more preferably) than a matter of minutes. It wouldn’t be worth bothering. Have more fun with my rabbit thanks. Not quite sure why you think that’s a good thing to cum quickly if you like sex why would you want to get it over with in minutes. Nah "

masturbation is not the same as sex....

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By *onygirlieWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Men.

We can ejaculate in a matter of minutes opposed to nearing an hour. Sucks to be a woman, hah!

Personally I would rather have sex which lasts an hour (or more preferably) than a matter of minutes. It wouldn’t be worth bothering. Have more fun with my rabbit thanks. Not quite sure why you think that’s a good thing to cum quickly if you like sex why would you want to get it over with in minutes. Nah

masturbation is not the same as sex...."

Sorry if I misunderstood your post didn’t mention masturbation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men.

We can ejaculate in a matter of minutes opposed to nearing an hour. Sucks to be a woman, hah!

Personally I would rather have sex which lasts an hour (or more preferably) than a matter of minutes. It wouldn’t be worth bothering. Have more fun with my rabbit thanks. Not quite sure why you think that’s a good thing to cum quickly if you like sex why would you want to get it over with in minutes. Nah

masturbation is not the same as sex....

Sorry if I misunderstood your post didn’t mention masturbation"

No harm done

p.s. nice derriere.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"So far i see only men have a sense of humour. Women reply with more negative comments..interesting.

Extrapolating from incomplete data in a subject often tinged with sexism. Unwise. you've just made my case for me"

I don't think you are a sexist or a misogynist xxxx

I just think you've never been within sniffing distance of female attention.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So far i see only men have a sense of humour. Women reply with more negative comments..interesting.

Extrapolating from incomplete data in a subject often tinged with sexism. Unwise. you've just made my case for me

I don't think you are a sexist or a misogynist xxxx

I just think you've never been within sniffing distance of female attention. "
another negative comment so presumtious in the extreme..ha ha ha ha.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"So far i see only men have a sense of humour. Women reply with more negative comments..interesting.

Extrapolating from incomplete data in a subject often tinged with sexism. Unwise. you've just made my case for me

I don't think you are a sexist or a misogynist xxxx

I just think you've never been within sniffing distance of female attention. another negative comment so presumtious in the extreme..ha ha ha ha."

Poor kid xx

*gone*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men cannot multitask

.....but we do understand the offside rule in football (sort of)

But most women don't care about such things "

I don't care but still understand it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can multi task that's a ridiculous common analogy of men, now what was I doing

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Oh ..I see...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So far i see only men have a sense of humour. Women reply with more negative comments..interesting.

Extrapolating from incomplete data in a subject often tinged with sexism. Unwise. you've just made my case for me

I don't think you are a sexist or a misogynist xxxx

I just think you've never been within sniffing distance of female attention. another negative comment so presumtious in the extreme..ha ha ha ha.

Poor kid xx

*gone*"
im 60.married .keep gone fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men.

We can ejaculate in a matter of minutes opposed to nearing an hour. Sucks to be a woman, hah!"

This is untrue I'm afraid, in fact with us it's often the opposite way round! Put it down to being 40 odd...

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would much rather have been morn a man tbh. A willy to play with... Not having hormones that make you a little loopy. Not going through child berth... Periods.. Menopause. Yup ill choose to be a man thanks although I would miss my boobs and pretty dresses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would much rather have been morn a man tbh. A willy to play with... Not having hormones that make you a little loopy. Not going through child berth... Periods.. Menopause. Yup ill choose to be a man thanks although I would miss my boobs and pretty dresses "

This one

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"Men.

We can ejaculate in a matter of minutes opposed to nearing an hour. Sucks to be a woman, hah!

This is untrue I'm afraid, in fact with us it's often the opposite way round! Put it down to being 40 odd...

B"

Maybe is because I don't do it as often as I used to but I like to take my time and enjoy the moment, Watch a load of video clips and read some stories,

Cumming in minutes what a waste, Sometimes I've held of for days

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