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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I don't know if other women do this, but I often find myself pondering a status on Fab and going "I don't want the messages from that". Or not just women!

What are statuses you could post to Fab but it doesn't seem wise?

My top ones are probably that I'm horny, and about muscle aches after the gym. I don't want those messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remind me to buy some bread stp

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’ll be advertising the fact I’m at a club next weekend and see what hotties I can entice.

Or if I’ve had a good meet I’ll say.....

This hotlist status has gone crazy!! I’m not sure I’ll do that again....... over 200

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not ones that say I'm at a loose end...

And no more hotlist queries either

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Ones saying that I could really do with a good hard fucking against a wall or similar. I could. Like really could at that moment in time. But the messages. Nope.

Oh! When at work and I'd love to have someone under the desk teasing me. I've thought about posting a status like that but nope. Just no.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I still do it, but I don't like the messages after I post about gym sessions. No you can't work out with me and even if I did go to your gym, I'm not telling you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still do it, but I don't like the messages after I post about gym sessions. No you can't work out with me and even if I did go to your gym, I'm not telling you "

Yeah but why shouldn’t you put what you want on your status? Idiots are always going to message. There no stopping them...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘My smegma infestation has almost cleared up now.....’

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

“Free to good home, forgetful millionaire seeks honest custodian”....

That status creates carnage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘My smegma infestation has almost cleared up now.....’"

Yum yum

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By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

How does "Am I on your hotlist?" go? I can imagine being much happier never seeing some of those responses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does "Am I on your hotlist?" go? I can imagine being much happier never seeing some of those responses."

You’re not wrong there mate.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I still do it, but I don't like the messages after I post about gym sessions. No you can't work out with me and even if I did go to your gym, I'm not telling you

Yeah but why shouldn’t you put what you want on your status? Idiots are always going to message. There no stopping them... "

I can do what I want, but being mindful of how that might pan out is also wise, lol.

I know where the local fabsters seem to work out based on the guesses. Not at my gym. Result

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"How does "Am I on your hotlist?" go? I can imagine being much happier never seeing some of those responses."

Which is why some statuses are unwise (I think).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to write whatever status I like, within the realms of the 1001 rules. I get unsolicited mail all the time so a status update although it may add to the mail, it doesn't mean I have read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does "Am I on your hotlist?" go? I can imagine being much happier never seeing some of those responses.

Which is why some statuses are unwise (I think). "

Well the hotlist status, is attention seeking, so surely one can't then complain when attention is shown via an email.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"How does "Am I on your hotlist?" go? I can imagine being much happier never seeing some of those responses.

Which is why some statuses are unwise (I think).

Well the hotlist status, is attention seeking, so surely one can't then complain when attention is shown via an email. "

I sometimes do these things then hold my breath knowing it might be bad (but do it for other reasons, like being a good sport in the forum). Some things I never do because I predict it'd be terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Free to good home, forgetful millionaire seeks honest custodian”....

That status creates carnage "

I like that one. I've seen some brilliant status updates before now, the ones that make me laugh are the best.

Some people use it like book of face though and you can just *feel* the inbox woe.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"“Free to good home, forgetful millionaire seeks honest custodian”....

That status creates carnage

I like that one. I've seen some brilliant status updates before now, the ones that make me laugh are the best.

Some people use it like book of face though and you can just *feel* the inbox woe. "

Mostly I use it as sort of benign advertising. Hey look I go to the gym sort of thing. Bad comes with the good, certainly, but that's a choice I make.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know if other women do this, but I often find myself pondering a status on Fab and going "I don't want the messages from that". Or not just women!

What are statuses you could post to Fab but it doesn't seem wise?

My top ones are probably that I'm horny, and about muscle aches after the gym. I don't want those messages "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to write statuses that amuse me. They also provide interesting conversations.

Don't know if their appropriate or not as rarely about sex or swinging but they amuse me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ones saying that I could really do with a good hard fucking against a wall or similar. I could. Like really could at that moment in time. But the messages. Nope.

Oh! When at work and I'd love to have someone under the desk teasing me. I've thought about posting a status like that but nope. Just no."

I'll try this one.

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