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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Light hearted thread with the funniest answer winning a curly wurly

Simply write what you'd offer or what you'd want from them to have sex with the person above.

It could be money or chocolate but Keep it witty and friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Audi Q3

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

All I want is that curly wurly ain't had one of them in years

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"All I want is that curly wurly ain't had one of them in years "

Come up with a witty comment and it might be yours my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough money in the world

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"An Audi Q3"

Give me £20 and I'll do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An Audi Q3

Give me £20 and I'll do you "

20p and you're on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll offer you friendship that involves anal fucking on every Saturday evening of February

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not enough money in the world "

A pornstar martini and a meat feast pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree


"All I want is that curly wurly ain't had one of them in years

Come up with a witty comment and it might be yours my friend"

They say, “You are what you eat!” that’s funny. I don’t remember eating a sexy beast this morning

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree


"Not enough money in the world

A pornstar martini and a meat feast pizza"

Meat feast pizza nom nom yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would need some raspberry ripple icecream in a chocolate waffle cone, some very expensive vodka and a horse and carriage ride around new york

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd offer, ANYONE, mad enough to want me inside them, a lifetime of witty comebacks.

Txt me the situation, the comment that's come to you and I'll instantly reply with a savage burn.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"I would need some raspberry ripple icecream in a chocolate waffle cone, some very expensive vodka and a horse and carriage ride around new york"

Brilliant I love how you've got the type of answer the thread was meant to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd offer, ANYONE, mad enough to want me inside them, a lifetime of witty comebacks.

Txt me the situation, the comment that's come to you and I'll instantly reply with a savage burn. "

Would you also treat the burn with some kind of lotion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd offer, ANYONE, mad enough to want me inside them, a lifetime of witty comebacks.

Txt me the situation, the comment that's come to you and I'll instantly reply with a savage burn.

Would you also treat the burn with some kind of lotion? "

I'm afraid not madam, I'm not a doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d give a star bar and a strawberry Frijj milkshake....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’d buy her five half lager and blacks then a large kebob.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"All I want is that curly wurly ain't had one of them in years

Come up with a witty comment and it might be yours my friend

They say, “You are what you eat!” that’s funny. I don’t remember eating a sexy beast this morning "

Does that mean that people who love giving BJs are really just total dicks? And, if they swallow, a bit slimy too?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"We’d buy her five half lager and blacks then a large kebob.

"

I’d just like to watch you two......

Do I still need to offer something for that??

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

A sharing chilli nachos followed by a chicken fajitas then a slice of key lime pie all washed down with a jug of ice tea

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"We’d buy her five half lager and blacks then a large kebob.

I’d just like to watch you two......

Do I still need to offer something for that?? "

I’d give hours of attention from me to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would give a bottle of drink of her choice, a foot massage and a lap dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would give a bottle of drink of her choice, a foot massage and a lap dance "

I'd give her sex.

That would be enough

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"We’d buy her five half lager and blacks then a large kebob.

I’d just like to watch you two......

Do I still need to offer something for that??

I’d give hours of attention from me to you. "

That would be perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A opened twirl with 1 finger left and a packet of prawn cocktail with some irn bru to wash it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would give a bottle of drink of her choice, a foot massage and a lap dance

I'd give her sex.

That would be enough "

Yeah it would!

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By *elshmuzzyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I've got a voucher for free kids entry to lego land Windsor if that'll do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’d buy her five half lager and blacks then a large kebob.

I’d just like to watch you two......

Do I still need to offer something for that?? "

Just pop 50p in the meter

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"We’d buy her five half lager and blacks then a large kebob.

I’d just like to watch you two......

Do I still need to offer something for that??

Just pop 50p in the meter "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Koenigsegg Jesko

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree


"A Koenigsegg Jesko"

shit I would let you fuck me for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Koenigsegg Jesko

shit I would let you fuck me for that"

My vagina is in need of some hair removal. If you can help to make it as smooth as your head I will let you bone me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Koenigsegg Jesko

shit I would let you fuck me for that

My vagina is in need of some hair removal. If you can help to make it as smooth as your head I will let you bone me? "

Runs off to Tesco...

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