FabSwingers.com forum: Worst thing you've ever had in your mouth

By *bwplaydate OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

Mine were the words 'I do'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum

Gaviscone is a close second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocodile meat. Absolutely disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum

Gaviscone is a close second"

Wss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vomit

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Cottage cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Retweet's asshole. That boy needs to learn to wipe

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Had cooking oil out of a bottle

when I was young it didn't taste good to say the least x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite and close second jellied eels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheese or I think her name was Lauren lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My ex missus cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parsnip

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Toothache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooked prawn. Can't stand them or even look at them. That one was hidden inside a risotto.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Dentist needle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushrooms, vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cooked prawn. Can't stand them or even look at them. That one was hidden inside a risotto."
not even in garlic

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By *ddveeMan
over a year ago

Blyth

Celery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex hubby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegan cheese. It was virtually inedible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dentist needle!!

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had that but wasn't the needle but of the back wash and fluid/spit of the medicine built up in my mouth a couldn't spit it out as dentist was working on me

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By *bwplaydate OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

"Cottage cheese"

Isn't that what gay men get round their knob if they have sex in public toilets?

Oh, that's what you meant. My bad.

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By *bwplaydate OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

"Vegan cheese. It was virtually inedible

Vegan cheese is ok to eat (as long as your vegan) I'm not eating that shit. Biology doesn't recognise it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cooked prawn. Can't stand them or even look at them. That one was hidden inside a risotto.not even in garlic "

No. But ironically I like prawn crackers or prawn flavoured crisps. Mind boggles why

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Quorn

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Taste - tea

Sensation - oysters and mussels

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Mushy peas

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Cuttlefish spaghetti (black ink)

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

A tube curry in Nepal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some out of date plantain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband.

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

Corsodyl toothpaste - it is vile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely my dog's tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An oyster

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By *wesomepearWoman
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

My niece’s vomit

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"My niece’s vomit

Can’t say I’ve ever had anyone else’s vomit in my mouth

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Tripe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely my dog's tongue."

and we know where thats been!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baklava

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By *ockedandloaded888Man
over a year ago

ayr

I’m with MDSG

Tripe

Ughhh

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Beans yak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mda tastes so rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocodile meat. Absolutely disgusting"

I've tried Alligator. It was delicious.

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By *ky19Man
over a year ago

Plymouth OYO Hotel

A spider...

Though it was a pretty small normal sized one. I woke up in the night and could feel it.

Apologies for the squick, it really wasn't as scary horrible as it might seem cos I was so groggy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana ...they just make me ill to the point I throw up... The smell and sight of a banana is enough to make me ill too.

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Surströmming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chard "
wow. Floro your eyes are so mesmerising and beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cooked prawn. Can't stand them or even look at them. That one was hidden inside a risotto.not even in garlic

No. But ironically I like prawn crackers or prawn flavoured crisps. Mind boggles why

I'm the same with tomatoes. Love ketchup, like Tomato soup and will eat pizza with Tomato puree but can't have just normal tomatoes on anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surströmming"
AHH yes I think you win hands down with that ...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Hakarl and casu marzu are interesting

But nothing ventured nothing gained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine were the words 'I do'

Has to be a chicken parmo

Eurgh rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wasp"

Or it could have been a dog's tounge.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Coffee. Eugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jellyfish, why on earth something flavourless and with the texture of cold pork fat is a delicacy is beyond this heathen

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Jellyfish, why on earth something flavourless and with the texture of cold pork fat is a delicacy is beyond this heathen"

Similar to why do they use rubber (called it that as a kid) in pork pies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy. Salmiakki...

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Easy. Salmiakki...

Ooooh I’m with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A scuba diving mouth piece in a hotel pool in Mexico... it was too big, I announced to everyone poolside "i dont like big things in my mouth" ... my how times have changed

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Sour milk

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By *tag and HellcatCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

Capers

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Celery. Ye Gods! The after taste on that stuff sticks around forever. I’d rather eat shit...maybe.

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Steak tartare

Urrghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anchovies and oysters ... not at thesame time

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Marmite...the only food to have made me feel physically sick.

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Roasted fox (saliva glands and reflex actions already in start-up mode, at the mere mention)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mussels !! Bawk

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"Roasted fox (saliva glands and reflex actions already in start-up mode, at the mere mention)"

Followed by Owl ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rotten breast

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Nearly a smelly penis in a club! I managed to avoid thank fuck!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natto- fermented soya beans. Tastes like I would expect a mix of gob, snott and 5 day old spunk would with butter beans thrown in for texture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Natto- fermented soya beans. Tastes like I would expect a mix of gob, snott and 5 day old spunk would with butter beans thrown in for texture.

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you a veggie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dentist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dentist"

But your profile says straight....!?

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By *oxtonMan
over a year ago

Some where in West Yorkshire

Liver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dentist

But your profile says straight....!?

Dentists can be female these days you know

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Pickled egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dentist

But your profile says straight....!?

Dentists can be female these days you know

Well played!! How funny, my dentist is ridic hot in a dadbod kinda way and I forever associate dentists with thy image! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smokers cum

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A slug.

I know, don’t ask.

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

Rotten egg flavoured jelly bean from the Harry Potter flavoured ones.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Sea cucumber, it is not a vegetable as I first though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkish delight The English version yak spat it straight out

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

Mature goats cheese tastes like goats smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sea cucumber, it is not a vegetable as I first though."

Isn't it a sea slug?

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Sea cucumber, it is not a vegetable as I first though.

Isn't it a sea slug? "

Yes I was working in Hong Kong at the time and my Chinese work colleagues kept saying it is a sea cucumber. Only after I put it on my mouth did one lean over and say "but of course, you westerners call it a sea slug"

That was followed by an arguement about how much meat you can get on a Chickens foot, I was proved right when that dish arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dentist

But your profile says straight....!?

Dentists can be female these days you know

Well played!! How funny, my dentist is ridic hot in a dadbod kinda way and I forever associate dentists with thy image! Haha "

To be fair mine is a pretty hot Scottish lady but I’d rather not have her drilling my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Natto- fermented soya beans. Tastes like I would expect a mix of gob, snott and 5 day old spunk would with butter beans thrown in for texture.

you a veggie?"

No I love a piece of prime steak. Why?

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

"Roasted fox (saliva glands and reflex actions already in start-up mode, at the mere mention)

Followed by Owl ice cream?"

That would be preferable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat pee or Daves Insanity Sauce.

Both ruined my guts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum

Gaviscone is a close second"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was about 19 I'd placed an empty Baileys bottle by my bin. I pee'd into it one night when the bathroom was occupied, and then forgot about it, for a LONG time - weeks, if not a month or two. After that time, when I finally got round to binning it properly, I picked it up and noticed it still "had a drop of Baileys in it", so just opened it up, put it straight to my mouth, and swigged.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I once put salt in my tea instead of sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brussel sprouts. Evil little fuckin things.

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

Lychees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken hearts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martini yuk

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A fly from a muck heap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slug once in my milk when i made a coffee still makes me retch remembering it hit my throat

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"A slug once in my milk when i made a coffee still makes me retch remembering it hit my throat"

That made me spit my cuppa out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dead spider I didn’t realise was in my drink

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Once took a swig from a bottle that had been used as an ashtray for a few days, happened to be the same drink I was having at the time. The taste didnt leave my mouth all day, it was horrifying

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Humous

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Cum

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Snails in France... yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snails in France... yuk"
snails are slugs basically..... Juicy aren't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A live wriggly grub / maggoty thing in the Amazon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum"

I once gave a guy head in a wet room

because the room was so hot, when he came, it tasted cold

It made me gip

He got it back, all over his feet

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

Surstromming, possibly tasted better coming back up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum

Gaviscone is a close second"

Oh I second that

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

1. Vomit, 2. Marmite, 3.Onion.

Come to think about it, they all taste pretty much the same!

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

"Marmite"

Agreed!!! It’s the work of the devil

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Tripe

Omg foul stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oyster.. yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mohito

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Blue cheese ... why eat something that is essentially already festering .. yuk!

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Foofoo

And that’s not a euphemism

V x

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By *euschMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Peas

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Vindaloo.. awful stuff.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

French cheese, If I ever have that again , I will shoot myself .

It was like someone took a dump on a piece of plastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghost chilli scratchings, how anyone can enjoy something that hot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fermented shark or whale.

If you ever go to Iceland do not .. I repeat.. do not under any circumstances allow any of my fellow natives convince you that it's a good idea to have.

Firstly in order for shark meat to be consumed by a human it has to be fermented in amonnia for 6 months before we can even consume the meat.

Secondly it's rank... Like will make you vomit rank.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

One of my classmate once through a chewing gum across the classroom unknowingly I was turning my head back to look behind me and caught the chewing gum in my mouth so grossed out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my classmate once through a chewing gum across the classroom unknowingly I was turning my head back to look behind me and caught the chewing gum in my mouth so grossed out.

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Kobe!

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Mouldy bread

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Followed by a mushroom.... Why would anyone eat anything that's both looks, has the same colour and texture of a slug is beyond me...

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

"Foofoo

And that’s not a euphemism

V x "

it is an acquired taste but the stew is where is at.

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By *bwplaydate OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

Bong water and also kettle descaler - about a cup full of each but not on the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off milk

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