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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If this was a pub and not a forum where would you be sitting/standing and what would you be doing?

I'd be in a quiet-ish corner with a small group of people encouraging them to drink shots and talk nonsense whilst occasionally catching the eye of the hottie at the bar and willing them to come over.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I'd be the hottie at the bar...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'd be in the dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be talking to the hottie at the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably dancing on the pool table.

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By *arcuszMan
over a year ago

Billingshurst

Pint of Guinness, and a game of darts.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I would be mingling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat outside in my fake taxi

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Probably dancing on the pool table."

Would there be sufficient room between the table top baize and the hanging light canopy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corner, laughing loudly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would be mingling "

I read that as "minging" which means very very d*unk up here

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

At the bar, sticking out my not small bum

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be trying to make eye contact with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Corner, laughing loudly "

You can sit with me in my corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d be trying to make eye contact with you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the beer garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, I’d probably be chatting rugby (or GAA) with the lads at the bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the outside, looking in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corner, laughing loudly

You can sit with me in my corner

You'll have me doing stupid stuff though

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I would be mingling

I read that as "minging" which means very very d*unk up here

Hahaha! It means disgusting here.

I hope that’s not me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Corner, laughing loudly

You can sit with me in my corner

You'll have me doing stupid stuff though "

Of course! You know I love a game of dares!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely on the dance floor with my girls, a pint of Snakebite and black in my hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would be mingling

I read that as "minging" which means very very d*unk up here

Hahaha! It means disgusting here.

I hope that’s not me.

Well I wasn't gonna say.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the Fab band playing guitar

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I would be mingling

I read that as "minging" which means very very d*unk up here

Hahaha! It means disgusting here.

I hope that’s not me.

Well I wasn't gonna say..... "

Does my body disgust you!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Corner, laughing loudly

You can sit with me in my corner

You'll have me doing stupid stuff though

Of course! You know I love a game of dares! "

Oh rubi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would be mingling

I read that as "minging" which means very very d*unk up here

Hahaha! It means disgusting here.

I hope that’s not me.

Well I wasn't gonna say.....

Does my body disgust you!

Of course not, you're beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the outside, looking in."

Whilst counting my shoes.

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Watching the football with the lads. Or in the beer garden on a day like today!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corner, laughing loudly

You can sit with me in my corner

You'll have me doing stupid stuff though

Of course! You know I love a game of dares! "

What would you dare me to do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Corner, laughing loudly

You can sit with me in my corner

You'll have me doing stupid stuff though

Of course! You know I love a game of dares!

Oh rubi

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you playing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd find me with a DJ and a microphone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh id just be pouting, n flirting,,n stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Corner, laughing loudly

You can sit with me in my corner

You'll have me doing stupid stuff though

Of course! You know I love a game of dares!

What would you dare me to do?"

Put on a Russian accent and convince someone you're a spy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corner, laughing loudly

You can sit with me in my corner

You'll have me doing stupid stuff though

Of course! You know I love a game of dares!

What would you dare me to do?

Put on a Russian accent and convince someone you're a spy. "

You are pleased to joke

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"In the Fab band playing guitar "

We'd be in the band too, pointing out the curvy women to each other.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Corner, laughing loudly

You can sit with me in my corner

You'll have me doing stupid stuff though

Of course! You know I love a game of dares!

Oh rubi

you playing?

Is the pope Catholic

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

I'd be at the pool table anyone fancy a game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Casually walks up to the bar casting my eye over the clientele...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'd be at the pool table anyone fancy a game "

I'd kick your arse

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"I'd be at the pool table anyone fancy a game

I'd kick your arse

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u wish

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Next to the ladies toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar

Sat with cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be in the beer garden nervously shredding beermats and avoiding all eye contact. Until I get tipsy, then I'll be chatting merrily to all and sundry.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"You'd find me with a DJ and a microphone

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karaoke on tonight

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'd start off the Karaoke

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"I will be in the beer garden nervously shredding beermats and avoiding all eye contact. Until I get tipsy, then I'll be chatting merrily to all and sundry. "
I'll order the drinks to get you tipsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar

Sat with cheeky

Interviewing dancers

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Chatting at the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd find me with a DJ and a microphone

karaoke on tonight"

I wanna dance with somebody is the first one by me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wallflower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside with a fag and my vodka wondering why I came out alone !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wallflower

Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'd be the social butterfly darting back and firth between the bar and the dance floor...mingling and socialising

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Probably on the dancefloor after downing to many shots!!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'd be the social butterfly darting back and firth between the bar and the dance floor...mingling and socialising

Dancing round the handbags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throwing peanuts at peoples drinks when they’re not looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just along the bar from the hottie...willing you to notice me!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar

Sat with cheeky

Interviewing dancers

Oh who can we pick

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar

Sat with cheeky

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oi bring the other cue back if your wandering off lol others wana play

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Wallflower

Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence. "

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the outside, looking in.

Whilst counting my shoes."

Nah. Come and dance with me. I’ll even buy you a Snakebite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar

Sat with cheeky

Interviewing dancers

Oh who can we pick

There’s some good potential in here

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’d be on be on the prowl and fluttering my lashes and my next forum victim

#sorrynotsorry

#dontfuckmeifyouwantanyoneelsefromtheforumstoo

#jealouslysucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either at the bar chatting or playing pool or darts. Definitely flirting and having a good laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Casually walks up to the bar casting my eye over the clientele...

Wanna chat shit with me at the bar, PB?

We can bet on the upcoming Ire V Scot game!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be on be on the prowl and fluttering my lashes and my next forum victim

#sorrynotsorry

#dontfuckmeifyouwantanyoneelsefromtheforumstoo

#jealouslysucks "

Come and dance with me so we can bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably dancing on the pool table."

Do you mind? I'm trying to take a shot

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar

Sat with cheeky

Interviewing dancers

Oh who can we pick

There’s some good potential in here

Where's chill

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar

Sat with cheeky

Interviewing dancers

Oh who can we pick

There’s some good potential in here

I'll audition, so long as no pink bras

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar

Sat with cheeky

Interviewing dancers

Oh who can we pick

There’s some good potential in here

I'll audition, so long as no pink bras

Defining your terms so specifically isn't always wise.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd be in that corner with you Ru. Probably geeking out every now and again. People watching because god that can be interesting.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I’d be on be on the prowl and fluttering my lashes and my next forum victim

#sorrynotsorry

#dontfuckmeifyouwantanyoneelsefromtheforumstoo

#jealouslysucks

Come and dance with me so we can bitch

I’m quite happy being solo...... in fact I’ll have all the boys to keep company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Casually walks up to the bar casting my eye over the clientele...

Wanna chat shit with me at the bar, PB?

We can bet on the upcoming Ire V Scot game!!

Pulls up a chair - you on the Guinness or the Tennents?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar

Sat with cheeky

Interviewing dancers

Oh who can we pick

There’s some good potential in here

I'll audition, so long as no pink bras

Hello sweet cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wallflower

Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.

I'm in. "

Fancy a snog too?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I’d be on be on the prowl and fluttering my lashes and my next forum victim

#sorrynotsorry

#dontfuckmeifyouwantanyoneelsefromtheforumstoo

#jealouslysucks

Come and dance with me so we can bitch

I’m quite happy being solo...... in fact I’ll have all the boys to keep company

#keepingtheboysentertained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m obviously missing something

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over a year ago

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I’d be on be on the prowl and fluttering my lashes and my next forum victim

#sorrynotsorry

#dontfuckmeifyouwantanyoneelsefromtheforumstoo

#jealouslysucks

Come and dance with me so we can bitch

I’m quite happy being solo...... in fact I’ll have all the boys to keep company

#keepingtheboysentertained"

#entertainingmyself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wallflower

Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.

I'm in.

Fancy a snog too? "

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Casually walks up to the bar casting my eye over the clientele...

Wanna chat shit with me at the bar, PB?

We can bet on the upcoming Ire V Scot game!!

Pulls up a chair - you on the Guinness or the Tennents? "

Jameson, please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wallflower

Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.

I'm in.

Fancy a snog too?

I do

Hurrah! Introverts corner is now snogging corner.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Wallflower

Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.

I'm in.

Fancy a snog too?

I do

Hurrah! Introverts corner is now snogging corner."

I'm pretending to be introverted now.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Wallflower

Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.

I'm in.

Fancy a snog too?

I do

Hurrah! Introverts corner is now snogging corner.

I'm pretending to be introverted now."

I’m terribly shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wallflower

Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.

I'm in.

Fancy a snog too?

I do

Hurrah! Introverts corner is now snogging corner."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wallflower

Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.

I'm in.

Fancy a snog too?

I do

Hurrah! Introverts corner is now snogging corner.

I'm pretending to be introverted now."

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Wallflower

Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.

I'm in.

Fancy a snog too? "

Depends on how awkward I'm feeling haha.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'd be in that corner with you Ru. Probably geeking out every now and again. People watching because god that can be interesting."

I'll come fetch you ladies from the corner for a dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wallflower

Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.

I'm in.

Fancy a snog too?

I do

Hurrah! Introverts corner is now snogging corner.

I'm pretending to be introverted now."

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar

Sat with cheeky

Interviewing dancers

Oh who can we pick

There’s some good potential in here

I'll audition, so long as no pink bras

Hello sweet cheeks

Hola

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"You'd find me with a DJ and a microphone

karaoke on tonight

I wanna dance with somebody is the first one by me

"
fancy a game of pool when you finish theres a drink waiting for you

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar

Sat with cheeky

Interviewing dancers

Oh who can we pick

There’s some good potential in here

I'll audition, so long as no pink bras

Hello sweet cheeks

Hola

You passed the interview by the way

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'd be in that corner with you Ru. Probably geeking out every now and again. People watching because god that can be interesting.

I'll come fetch you ladies from the corner for a dance

Oh yay! Love a good dad dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be watching and trying to

Make eye contact first

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'd be in that corner with you Ru. Probably geeking out every now and again. People watching because god that can be interesting.

I'll come fetch you ladies from the corner for a dance

Oh yay! Love a good dad dance.

I'd teach you to Salsa

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'd be in that corner with you Ru. Probably geeking out every now and again. People watching because god that can be interesting.

I'll come fetch you ladies from the corner for a dance

Oh yay! Love a good dad dance.

I'd teach you to Salsa

As long as you keep away from me with that. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

What’s your poison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Casually walks up to the bar casting my eye over the clientele...

Wanna chat shit with me at the bar, PB?

We can bet on the upcoming Ire V Scot game!!

Pulls up a chair - you on the Guinness or the Tennents?

Jameson, please!

You like the hard stuff huh

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

What’s your poison?

Sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Casually walks up to the bar casting my eye over the clientele...

Wanna chat shit with me at the bar, PB?

We can bet on the upcoming Ire V Scot game!!

Pulls up a chair - you on the Guinness or the Tennents?

Jameson, please!

You like the hard stuff huh

Indeed, PB, indeed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

What’s your poison?

Sex on the beach

I want cocktails!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

What’s your poison?

Sex on the beach

And what would you like to drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

What’s your poison?

Sex on the beach

I want cocktails!!! "

What would you like Rubi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd find me with a DJ and a microphone

karaoke on tonight

I wanna dance with somebody is the first one by me

fancy a game of pool when you finish theres a drink waiting for you

Is it pink gin and tonic? You know I love to play with a cue and balls

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

What’s your poison?

Sex on the beach

And what would you like to drink?

Vodka please

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"You'd find me with a DJ and a microphone

karaoke on tonight

I wanna dance with somebody is the first one by me

fancy a game of pool when you finish theres a drink waiting for you

Is it pink gin and tonic? You know I love to play with a cue and balls

"
double I'm getting you d*unk

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

What’s your poison?

Sex on the beach

I want cocktails!!! "

Make mine a dark and stormy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm making a new introvert corner

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over a year ago

"You'd find me with a DJ and a microphone

karaoke on tonight

I wanna dance with somebody is the first one by me

fancy a game of pool when you finish theres a drink waiting for you

Is it pink gin and tonic? You know I love to play with a cue and balls

double I'm getting you d*unk

You think you're gonna win it? Bring it on!

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"You'd find me with a DJ and a microphone

karaoke on tonight

I wanna dance with somebody is the first one by me

fancy a game of pool when you finish theres a drink waiting for you

Is it pink gin and tonic? You know I love to play with a cue and balls

double I'm getting you d*unk

You think you're gonna win it? Bring it on!

"
its on and I will win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

What’s your poison?

Sex on the beach

I want cocktails!!!

Make mine a dark and stormy

Kraken and fever tree ginger beer ok?

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over a year ago

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

What’s your poison?

Sex on the beach

I want cocktails!!!

What would you like Rubi?"
surprise me

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over a year ago

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

What’s your poison?

Sex on the beach

And what would you like to drink?

Vodka please

Straight?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

What’s your poison?

Sex on the beach

I want cocktails!!!

Make mine a dark and stormy

Kraken and fever tree ginger beer ok?"

Brilliant

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over a year ago

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

What’s your poison?

Sex on the beach

I want cocktails!!!

Make mine a dark and stormy

Kraken and fever tree ginger beer ok?

Brilliant

On its way fresh lime?

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd be the quiet one in the corner

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Behind the bar poring pints with a smile and an eye out for trouble.

Or collecting glasses.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

What’s your poison?

Sex on the beach

I want cocktails!!!

Make mine a dark and stormy

Kraken and fever tree ginger beer ok?

Brilliant

On its way fresh lime?"

You know it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anybody else noticed that all the northerners have left the pub now that the chip shops are starting to shut?

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over a year ago

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

What’s your poison?

Sex on the beach

I want cocktails!!!

What would you like Rubi? surprise me

How about a champagne cocktail either a ChaChaCha or a French 75?

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over a year ago

"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic

Sat with doc now

What’s your poison?

Sex on the beach

I want cocktails!!!

Make mine a dark and stormy

Kraken and fever tree ginger beer ok?

Brilliant

On its way fresh lime?

You know it!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Now that i've had my cocktail, back to the dance floor. Anyone care to join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now that i've had my cocktail, back to the dance floor. Anyone care to join?

OK but be warned, I'm more Mr Bean than Dirty Dancing.

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over a year ago

"If this was a pub and not a forum where would you be sitting/standing and what would you be doing?

It is a nude bar so everyone is naked, naked dancing, then naked darts and a game of naked pool

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Now that i've had my cocktail, back to the dance floor. Anyone care to join?

My introvert corner is in a prime viewing position.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Now that i've had my cocktail, back to the dance floor. Anyone care to join?

OK but be warned, I'm more Mr Bean than Dirty Dancing. "

Shows personality

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Now that i've had my cocktail, back to the dance floor. Anyone care to join?

What cocktail do you want?

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over a year ago

"Now that i've had my cocktail, back to the dance floor. Anyone care to join?

My introvert corner is in a prime viewing position. "

May I join you and bring you a cocktail?

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"Now that i've had my cocktail, back to the dance floor. Anyone care to join?

OK but be warned, I'm more Mr Bean than Dirty Dancing. "
like to see that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be sat in the corner with a few mates, and an eye on the men at the bar and noticing i have to sashay past them to get to the loos

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Now that i've had my cocktail, back to the dance floor. Anyone care to join?

Oh I want to see your moves

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Now that i've had my cocktail, back to the dance floor. Anyone care to join?

My introvert corner is in a prime viewing position.

May I join you and bring you a cocktail?

I'm not a big drinker lol

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