FabSwingers.com forum: You can cure world hunger, but....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you have to kick every dog you see for the rest of your life.

What would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

How hard do I need to kick the pooches?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Kick the dog,I'll just make it a soft kick with no force whatsoever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The kick has to be as hard as you can

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Put me on an island with no dogs?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"The kick has to be as hard as you can"

Nar that wasn't in the original question you can't change it as you go along.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The kick has to be as hard as you can

Nar that wasn't in the original question you can't change it as you go along."

Yes I can, its my thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao

I couldn't kick a doggo so there's my answer.

Now I feel like a monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but only the small ones as I am a coward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The kick has to be as hard as you can"

Can I test my kick on you first. Just to make sure that it’s hard enough...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lmao

I couldn't kick a doggo so there's my answer.

Now I feel like a monster "

You would rather let children starve to death then momentarily hurt a dog?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The kick has to be as hard as you can

Can I test my kick on you first. Just to make sure that it’s hard enough...

Yes, but you should know hard kicks are my fetish

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"The kick has to be as hard as you can

Nar that wasn't in the original question you can't change it as you go along.

Yes I can, its my thread

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No,no you can't.

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

No fuck that let the people die the world could do with less of us

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

You can fix workd hunger sure, but at the cost of wiping 50% of the worlds population.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most definitely I would go for the kick the dog option in favour of ending world hunger. I'd just stay on my farm and never go out again and never invite people around with dogs. I would consider that a small sacrifice for the gain to the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The kick has to be as hard as you can

Can I test my kick on you first. Just to make sure that it’s hard enough...

Yes, but you should know hard kicks are my fetish"

Ooh so I can get my big boys out? 16 hole, steel toe dockers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The kick has to be as hard as you can

Can I test my kick on you first. Just to make sure that it’s hard enough...

Yes, but you should know hard kicks are my fetish

Ooh so I can get my big boys out? 16 hole, steel toe dockers?"

Im hard already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can fix workd hunger sure, but at the cost of wiping 50% of the worlds population."

Sounds like the baddie from Avengers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not the dogs fault people are hungry it’s people’s fault. so let’s kick them a good hard one. Tried to kick myself it’s not that easy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would rather let children starve to death then momentarily hurt a dog?"

Oh my gosh I already feel bad enough and now you're really putting pressure on me. *CRIES*

I'm a terrible person

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Not in me to hurt poor defenceless animals on the other had if it was to kick a guy some where I'd be your gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One dog, six billion people. Much as I would not like it the dog gets it. Hell I'd even volunteer to be kicked every day for the rest of my life if it cured world hunger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The kick has to be as hard as you can

Can I test my kick on you first. Just to make sure that it’s hard enough...

Yes, but you should know hard kicks are my fetish

Ooh so I can get my big boys out? 16 hole, steel toe dockers?

Im hard already

I’m coming to find you....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The kick has to be as hard as you can

Can I test my kick on you first. Just to make sure that it’s hard enough...

Yes, but you should know hard kicks are my fetish

Ooh so I can get my big boys out? 16 hole, steel toe dockers?

Im hard already

I’m coming to find you....

Don't worry, my address is in your inbox

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Sorry folks you can all starve lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You would rather let children starve to death then momentarily hurt a dog?

Oh my gosh I already feel bad enough and now you're really putting pressure on me. *CRIES*

I'm a terrible person

You monster!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"One dog, six billion people. Much as I would not like it the dog gets it. Hell I'd even volunteer to be kicked every day for the rest of my life if it cured world hunger. "

It's not one dog it's all the dogs you'll ever see. Even the cute friendly ones. Nope, I'm out.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"you have to kick every dog you see for the rest of your life.

What would you do?"

Over eating kills more now anyway. So I can pet a dog and everyone stays nicely hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would rather let children starve to death then momentarily hurt a dog?

Oh my gosh I already feel bad enough and now you're really putting pressure on me. *CRIES*

I'm a terrible person

You monster!"

You've ruined my day now! Can I have a piece of your cake to make myself feel better? I'll just eat that while the rest of the world STARVES.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One dog, six billion people. Much as I would not like it the dog gets it. Hell I'd even volunteer to be kicked every day for the rest of my life if it cured world hunger.

It's not one dog it's all the dogs you'll ever see. Even the cute friendly ones. Nope, I'm out. "

You are right so most would only get kicked once so yes same decision even though I am a pro dog person.

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

"you have to kick every dog you see for the rest of your life.

What would you do?"

dogs have spent centuries adapting them selves to live with humans eating our poo and rubbish and and are great at protecting their human poo and rubbish dispenser faithful devoted loving better than most humans I will kick the fuck out of a human no problem if they cross me but a dog nope they had good reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You would rather let children starve to death then momentarily hurt a dog?

Oh my gosh I already feel bad enough and now you're really putting pressure on me. *CRIES*

I'm a terrible person

You monster!

You've ruined my day now! Can I have a piece of your cake to make myself feel better? I'll just eat that while the rest of the world STARVES. "

Ok, but only because your breasts are amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I'll wear a blindfold then I won't see or have to kick the dogs.

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By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

Well weighing up the options to end famine and people dying from starvation, I’m sorry but dogs are getting it

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, but only because your breasts are amazing"

I will let you play with them if you forgive me for being a monster

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

How literal are you going to be about this? Do I have to run across the park to kick a dog I see half a mile away? Every dog at the village fate dog show? Dogs I see on TV? Some things are simply not feasible.

If you can specify a radius then you could have yourself a deal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, but only because your breasts are amazing

I will let you play with them if you forgive me for being a monster

You have a very weird deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How literal are you going to be about this? Do I have to run across the park to kick a dog I see half a mile away? Every dog at the village fate dog show? Dogs I see on TV? Some things are simply not feasible.

If you can specify a radius then you could have yourself a deal. "

Every dog you see in person, no matter the distance, you will run and punt the shit out of that dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can specify a radius then you could have yourself a deal.

Every dog you see in person, no matter the distance, you will run and punt the shit out of that dog"

Swear to god. I’m going to give you such a kicking...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"You can fix workd hunger sure, but at the cost of wiping 50% of the worlds population.

Sounds like the baddie from Avengers..."

Thanos was right, just saying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you can specify a radius then you could have yourself a deal.

Every dog you see in person, no matter the distance, you will run and punt the shit out of that dog

Swear to god. I’m going to give you such a kicking..."

I just came a little

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

Your all so wrong about this lol we waste more food than we eat why kick a dog kill a Tesco that will do the trick

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

To be totally honest, if i had to make a single sacrifice to cure hunger then i would..

Being an animal lover too, I'd get my legs amputated...

It would be a very small price to pay...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not starving so meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why nog just feed the kicked to death dogs to the staving? Waste not

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

"Why nog just feed the kicked to death dogs to the staving? Waste not"

you sound like your well fed I'm sure you roasted over hot coals for 8 to 10 hours basted in sauce you would be as good as pulled pork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the cure for world hunger was to wipe out 90% of the human population?

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

"What if the cure for world hunger was to wipe out 90% of the human population?

lol let do it who wants to go first ??

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

If you can specify a radius then you could have yourself a deal.

Every dog you see in person, no matter the distance, you will run and punt the shit out of that dog"

In principle I would be willing, but I'm going to have to turn down your kind offer on the basis that it simply wouldn't be possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if the cure for world hunger was to wipe out 90% of the human population?

lol let do it who wants to go first ??"

I choose accountants, lawyers, estate agents, traffic wardens and cold callers.

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

"What if the cure for world hunger was to wipe out 90% of the human population?

lol let do it who wants to go first ??

I choose accountants, lawyers, estate agents, traffic wardens and cold callers.

lets start at the top with the bankers and politicians them big fat juicy fuckers will feed us for a long time

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Nah, too many humans already.

No problem kicking a few people as hard as I can to save a dog though. But not every person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if the cure for world hunger was to wipe out 90% of the human population?

lol let do it who wants to go first ??

I choose accountants, lawyers, estate agents, traffic wardens and cold callers.

lets start at the top with the bankers and politicians them big fat juicy fuckers will feed us for a long time"

Oh yeah, nice one, forgot about that lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"You can fix workd hunger sure, but at the cost of wiping 50% of the worlds population.

Sounds like the baddie from Avengers...

Thanos was right, just saying."

Even capt America was like it’s not bad water is so clear now

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