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"Faf "Yes... That one!! I even attached foof pics with a ring donut included for dimensional comparison... Not one reply!! | |||
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"Your rectum is just not wrinkled enough x" Oh ffs... Am I supposed to stick a chilli pepper up there first to get a downstairs trout pout?  | |||
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"Your rectum is just not wrinkled enough x Oh ffs... Am I supposed to stick a chilli pepper up there first to get a downstairs trout pout? "If you do. Take a picture X | |||
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"You're not doing anything wrong it's them they're just too chicken to meet an actual woman or they're fake profiles. " But like I sent 998...you'd think one of them at least would have been read?? | |||
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"Its because they are all fab straight "Bugger... I'll just have to set up another profile and pretend to be a man so. I'll use some random guy's photos off the net... Sure nobody will mind when I turn out to be a woman!   | |||
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"So I've sent out simply hundreds of carefully copied and pasted one-liners to any man who happened to be online today and not one of them has replied.... Even to a 'FAF?' (which is, as we all know, the ultimate boxer-dropper). Where am I going wrong... Siggggh?? "been here all day not heard from you  | |||
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"They're all attention seeking man whores. They're so rude and stuck up, in fact they're fake, that's right, they're all fake. This site is shit, no one meets etc etc. " Please don't treat all guys with the same brush ... ...oh..you're being sarcastic ..ahhhh..even sexier... | |||
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"Your approach is all wrong ...try begging letters ...
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The sympathy shag "You think brevity might be my problem? Perhaps they might assume that if I'm a 5 word wonder in my 'hey sexy, let's fuck xxx' message that it might carry through to my performance, kinda thing?
But I might give them the best 5 minutes they ever had!!!! | |||
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"Did you put a stamp on them? There's no other possible explanation. Men can't read. Oh.. "I did lick the screen a lot, so the stamps might have fallen off | |||
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"You need to change your username to something that makes you stand out - Gagging4cock should do it." How about MissAbyss... Gives a mental image of how cavernous my foof is too... Bit classier than BlackHole don't you think? | |||
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"You're not doing anything wrong it's them they're just too chicken to meet an actual woman or they're fake profiles. But like I sent 998...you'd think one of them at least would have been read?? "Men can't read on here chick, maybe try using just emojis so they understand. | |||
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"They're all attention seeking man whores. They're so rude and stuck up, in fact they're fake, that's right, they're all fake. This site is shit, no one meets etc etc. " Damn right. You wouldn't get this on Twinder or FoP!! | |||
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"So I've sent out simply hundreds of carefully copied and pasted one-liners to any man who happened to be online today and not one of them has replied.... Even to a 'FAF?' (which is, as we all know, the ultimate boxer-dropper). Where am I going wrong... Siggggh?? "you taking the P | |||
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"So I've sent out simply hundreds of carefully copied and pasted one-liners to any man who happened to be online today and not one of them has replied.... Even to a 'FAF?' (which is, as we all know, the ultimate boxer-dropper). Where am I going wrong... Siggggh?? "I think the problem is you sending to men, bunch of namby pamby gender normal, sexually unadventurous scaredy cats. It's well known that every single one of the men on here are fake, and those that aren't are just virgins looking for a wank, they run a mile when confronted with a real woman 
What you really need to help scratch that itch is to try out one of the rainbow haired trans lesbians on the site. They're all beautiful, witty, intelligent, and absolutely va va voom in bed 
If you message me i might even be able to personally recommend a name to you... | |||
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"Your rectum is just not wrinkled enough x" I disagree, it’s a fine rectum. | |||
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"Its because they are all fab straight
Bugger... I'll just have to set up another profile and pretend to be a man so. I'll use some random guy's photos off the net... Sure nobody will mind when I turn out to be a woman! "Did you say please lol x | |||
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Jks aside this has made me chuckle allot, thank you! | |||
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"Just delete your sent messages as soon as you send them, there's no point in checking up to see if they've been read. " I don't have to check them. Nobody has replied, therefore nobody has read them... How else can you explain someone not replying to such Fab gold as 'I'd love to lick that sexy arse all night long xx'? | |||
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"Your rectum is just not wrinkled enough x Oh ffs... Am I supposed to stick a chilli pepper up there first to get a downstairs trout pout?
If you do. Take a picture X "You have mail X | |||
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"So I've sent out simply hundreds of carefully copied and pasted one-liners to any man who happened to be online today and not one of them has replied.... Even to a 'FAF?' (which is, as we all know, the ultimate boxer-dropper). Where am I going wrong... Siggggh?? "I would have answered OP 
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"That is so right, fakes and timewasters are the majority of folks on here now. I used to meet on average genuine folks maybe once a month. Now its messages to want to meet, a few exchanges and when you try to arrange they either just delete you or dont answer, There are of course a few genuine exceptions, but they are hard to find. " I hear you mate! I've even told them I have a sexy partner to bring along... But oddly nobody wants to meet some guy they think may not actually exist. Where is the trust, people???!  | |||
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"So I've sent out simply hundreds of carefully copied and pasted one-liners to any man who happened to be online today and not one of them has replied.... Even to a 'FAF?' (which is, as we all know, the ultimate boxer-dropper). Where am I going wrong... Siggggh??
been here all day not heard from you "Bloody filters innit? I'm only 13 years outside your age range... surely you could bend the rules for a genuine girl like me? | |||
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"Its the weekend All the guys will be making a start on the feature walls and new kitchens While the wives get their nails done" But it only takes a second to read my message. It's not War & Peace. I like to be straight to the point. Y'know... 'are you wearing flip flops or is that just the sound of your balls slapping my arse?' All they have to say is, 'it could be. When and where?' Sorted! | |||
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"That's easy; they all think you're really a man. "But if nobody replies or wants to meet I'll never be able to prove I've beef curtains instead of a pork sausage! | |||
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"You forgot the word that is the clincher in these situations.... NOW P" Bugger... Ah its OK... I'll mail them all again in an hour. They'll be delighted!! | |||
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"Mine got lost in the post obviously... ....least that's what I'm consoling myself with "Bloody filters again! I know you guys get inundated with mail, and I know I don't meet your profile requirements, but I could turn out to be the best 10 seconds of your life | |||
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"You're not doing anything wrong it's them they're just too chicken to meet an actual woman or they're fake profiles. But like I sent 998...you'd think one of them at least would have been read??
Men can't read on here chick, maybe try using just emojis so they understand."Hey sexy. Wanna stick your aubergine in my taco? Squeeze your drops all over my peach? Like that you mean? | |||
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"So I've sent out simply hundreds of carefully copied and pasted one-liners to any man who happened to be online today and not one of them has replied.... Even to a 'FAF?' (which is, as we all know, the ultimate boxer-dropper). Where am I going wrong... Siggggh?? you taking the P "Would I?  | |||
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"So I've sent out simply hundreds of carefully copied and pasted one-liners to any man who happened to be online today and not one of them has replied.... Even to a 'FAF?' (which is, as we all know, the ultimate boxer-dropper). Where am I going wrong... Siggggh??
I think the problem is you sending to men, bunch of namby pamby gender normal, sexually unadventurous scaredy cats. It's well known that every single one of the men on here are fake, and those that aren't are just virgins looking for a wank, they run a mile when confronted with a real woman
What you really need to help scratch that itch is to try out one of the rainbow haired trans lesbians on the site. They're all beautiful, witty, intelligent, and absolutely va va voom in bed
If you message me i might even be able to personally recommend a name to you..."Says you're not looking for single females. That you'll find us if you want us. Fab is just so tough for single females!  | |||
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"Your rectum is just not wrinkled enough x I disagree, it’s a fine rectum. " Just sent a close-up of how useful it is for holding things too xx | |||
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"Sorry I deleted it straight away without reading "S'okay. I'll be doing another mass copy/paste mailshot on Sunday morning when I'm hungover
" Jks aside this has made me chuckle allot, thank you! " No idea what you mean | |||
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"So I've sent out simply hundreds of carefully copied and pasted one-liners to any man who happened to be online today and not one of them has replied.... Even to a 'FAF?' (which is, as we all know, the ultimate boxer-dropper). Where am I going wrong... Siggggh??
I would have answered OP
"Sorry but I'm straight. Doesn't stop lots of other straight women mailing me though offering to chew on my chuff. | |||
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"Just full of fakes on here" Preach! You seem genuine though. Faf? | |||
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"Mine got lost in the post obviously... ....least that's what I'm consoling myself with
Bloody filters again! I know you guys get inundated with mail, and I know I don't meet your profile requirements, but I could turn out to be the best 10 seconds of your life "Well given you know full well how to get past my filters and that profile requirements are meant to be flexible....not to mention that you already spent more than 10 seconds in my presence....I'm calling ghosting
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"So I've sent out simply hundreds of carefully copied and pasted one-liners to any man who happened to be online today and not one of them has replied.... Even to a 'FAF?' (which is, as we all know, the ultimate boxer-dropper). Where am I going wrong... Siggggh?? "
Just send each one another message giving them abuse because they didn't reply straight away and you can see they are online!!!
That should do it!
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"Mine got lost in the post obviously... ....least that's what I'm consoling myself with
Bloody filters again! I know you guys get inundated with mail, and I know I don't meet your profile requirements, but I could turn out to be the best 10 seconds of your life "Does that time involve getting undressed? Obviously socks don't matter | |||
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"Mine got lost in the post obviously... ....least that's what I'm consoling myself with
Bloody filters again! I know you guys get inundated with mail, and I know I don't meet your profile requirements, but I could turn out to be the best 10 seconds of your life
Well given you know full well how to get past my filters and that profile requirements are meant to be flexible....not to mention that you already spent more than 10 seconds in my presence....I'm calling ghosting
I get the hint...I'll not stomp my feet or send abuse " | |||
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"So I've sent out simply hundreds of carefully copied and pasted one-liners to any man who happened to be online today and not one of them has replied.... Even to a 'FAF?' (which is, as we all know, the ultimate boxer-dropper). Where am I going wrong... Siggggh??
Just send each one another message giving them abuse because they didn't reply straight away and you can see they are online!!!
That should do it!
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"Mine got lost in the post obviously... ....least that's what I'm consoling myself with
Bloody filters again! I know you guys get inundated with mail, and I know I don't meet your profile requirements, but I could turn out to be the best 10 seconds of your life
Does that time involve getting undressed? Obviously socks don't matter"Hold on.. *bends over, lifts skirt, pulls thong to one side* Yep... 10 seconds is ample time! | |||
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"Men aren't pieces of meat that you can pick up, bang senseless then toss aside like a worn out old sock you know - one-liners won't get our juices flowing. We get tons of messages so we can't be spending all of our time sending polite 'No thanks' messages back to them all, there just isn't enough hours in the day - we'd need a sexy secretary for that "But my messages are carefully copied and pasted... Not like all those other random 'hi' or 'whassup' messages... I absolutely should be replied to!!! In fact I'm going to write a strongly worded status update now... | |||
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"You're not doing anything wrong it's them they're just too chicken to meet an actual woman or they're fake profiles. But like I sent 998...you'd think one of them at least would have been read?? "That's where you're going wrong m'dear...You should have just sent a grand total of Fuck All initial messages then your reply ratio would have been massive...
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"You're not doing anything wrong it's them they're just too chicken to meet an actual woman or they're fake profiles. But like I sent 998...you'd think one of them at least would have been read??
That's where you're going wrong m'dear...You should have just sent a grand total of Fuck All initial messages then your reply ratio would have been massive...
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