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When scientists discover the centre of the universe.....

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

A lot of people are going to be dissapointed that it's not them.

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But one person will be thrilled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of people are going to be dissapointed that it's not them.

;-) "

Absolutely love this. Some fab forumites are going to be blubbering in the corner...

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"But one person will be missguided. "

Ftfy.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"A lot of people are going to be dissapointed that it's not them.

;-)

Absolutely love this. Some fab forumites are going to be blubbering in the corner... "

Oooooh. I never mentioned Fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"A lot of people are going to be dissapointed that it's not them.

;-) "

I think I’ll take it well, but until it’s proven otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Your point Mr Fabulous?

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

*Inbox goes boom........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your point Mr Fabulous?"

Last time I went to the swimming pool I didn't pee inside the water

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

It will be a cake...

The End

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will be a cake...

The End"

But what a way to go- with cake

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I don't think it's me

Some people think the world revolves around them ... which is ridiculous ... everyone knows the earth revolves around the sun

Which incidentally shines out of my arse!!!

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I don't think it's me

Some people think the world revolves around them ... which is ridiculous ... everyone knows the earth revolves around the sun

Which incidentally shines out of my arse!!!"

I'm trying to work out the science behind that.

Where's Brian Cox when you need him?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I (Luke) know who the centre of my universe is.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Wouldn't it be nice to be the centre of someone's universe. There's a thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will be piece of cake...

The End"

Don't tell him that, he's bad enough as it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't it be nice to be the centre of someone's universe. There's a thought."

You are.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Wouldn't it be nice to be the centre of someone's universe. There's a thought."

I know someone thinks your pretty special.

So there's the potential to be the centre of someone's universe at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of people are going to be dissapointed that it's not them.

;-) "

Conversely, one of us will be delighted!

I bet its me...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wouldn't it be nice to be the centre of someone's universe. There's a thought.

You are. "

Nope I can honestly say I'm not,unless we're talking about the guinea pigs and goldfish who need me to feed them.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Wouldn't it be nice to be the centre of someone's universe. There's a thought.

You are.

Nope I can honestly say I'm not,unless we're talking about the guinea pigs and goldfish who need me to feed them. "

There's humans out there who think you're lovely....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't it be nice to be the centre of someone's universe. There's a thought.

You are.

Nope I can honestly say I'm not,unless we're talking about the guinea pigs and goldfish who need me to feed them.

There's humans out there who think you're lovely.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Universally speaking, i win in the long run

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wouldn't it be nice to be the centre of someone's universe. There's a thought.

You are.

Nope I can honestly say I'm not,unless we're talking about the guinea pigs and goldfish who need me to feed them.

There's humans out there who think you're lovely.... "

I can be at time's...how are you?

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield


"I don't think it's me

Some people think the world revolves around them ... which is ridiculous ... everyone knows the earth revolves around the sun

Which incidentally shines out of my arse!!!

I'm trying to work out the science behind that.

Where's Brian Cox when you need him?"

Actually according to Brian Cox if the big bang theory is correct then due to the fact every atom in existence was present at the big bang, the rules of expansion and given that the universe is infinite then the centre of the universe is wherever you are observing it from.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Wouldn't it be nice to be the centre of someone's universe. There's a thought.

You are.

Nope I can honestly say I'm not,unless we're talking about the guinea pigs and goldfish who need me to feed them.

There's humans out there who think you're lovely....

I can be at time's...how are you?"

I'm good ta. Bit too hot though. No likey......

How's tings?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wouldn't it be nice to be the centre of someone's universe. There's a thought.

You are.

Nope I can honestly say I'm not,unless we're talking about the guinea pigs and goldfish who need me to feed them.

There's humans out there who think you're lovely....

I can be at time's...how are you?

I'm good ta. Bit too hot though. No likey......

How's tings?"

You not a sun lover then,I like it in short spurts now. Got to think of my wrinkles you know. Tings are good thankyou.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Now mathematically, as the universe is supposed to be infinite in all directions, it I

Means we are all center of the universe

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Wouldn't it be nice to be the centre of someone's universe. There's a thought.

You are.

Nope I can honestly say I'm not,unless we're talking about the guinea pigs and goldfish who need me to feed them.

There's humans out there who think you're lovely....

I can be at time's...how are you?

I'm good ta. Bit too hot though. No likey......

How's tings?

You not a sun lover then,I like it in short spurts now. Got to think of my wrinkles you know. Tings are good thankyou."

Hate the heat. Can't function, it drains me.

You don't have wrinkles!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birmingham city council will most likely build a car park there with extortionate parking charge's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'll discover it doesn't revolve around my ex wife

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"They'll discover it doesn't revolve around my ex wife "

I hear you bruh.....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wouldn't it be nice to be the centre of someone's universe. There's a thought.

You are.

Nope I can honestly say I'm not,unless we're talking about the guinea pigs and goldfish who need me to feed them.

There's humans out there who think you're lovely....

I can be at time's...how are you?

I'm good ta. Bit too hot though. No likey......

How's tings?

You not a sun lover then,I like it in short spurts now. Got to think of my wrinkles you know. Tings are good thankyou.

Hate the heat. Can't function, it drains me.

You don't have wrinkles!!!!!"

What?!!! I wish I didn't,but it's not the end of the world is it. I'm alive at nearly 52 so I'm doing pretty well.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Wouldn't it be nice to be the centre of someone's universe. There's a thought.

You are.

Nope I can honestly say I'm not,unless we're talking about the guinea pigs and goldfish who need me to feed them.

There's humans out there who think you're lovely....

I can be at time's...how are you?

I'm good ta. Bit too hot though. No likey......

How's tings?

You not a sun lover then,I like it in short spurts now. Got to think of my wrinkles you know. Tings are good thankyou.

Hate the heat. Can't function, it drains me.

You don't have wrinkles!!!!!

What?!!! I wish I didn't,but it's not the end of the world is it. I'm alive at nearly 52 so I'm doing pretty well."

You're blimmin lovely.

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