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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm off to Edinburgh soon with work and thought I'd meet someone there to go for a bite to eat, purely a social. I messaged a forumite who will remain nameless and now Rubi won't stop advancing on me.

How do I tell her no? Should I wear a shell suit? Would that put her off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rolf

Send her to me....I'll take care of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rolf

Send her to me....I'll take care of her "

What she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her you kick guinea pigs for sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her that you are happy to stir her sh*t box with your lovely shaft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell her that you are happy to stir her sh*t box with your lovely shaft "

Your words are like poetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell her that you are happy to stir her sh*t box with your lovely shaft "

I knew I was right to want you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell her that you are happy to stir her sh*t box with your lovely shaft "

And that’s just starters - hope the restaurateur is open-minded

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I'm off to Edinburgh soon with work and thought I'd meet someone there to go for a bite to eat, purely a social. I messaged a forumite who will remain nameless and now Rubi won't stop advancing on me.

How do I tell her no? Should I wear a shell suit? Would that put her off"

I've been puzzling over this. I can't really see what the problem is here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wear your Union Jack suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wear your Union Jack suit "

His crusader’s outfit with a St George tabard should do the trick in Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell her that you are happy to stir her sh*t box with your lovely shaft "

Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell her that you are happy to stir her sh*t box with your lovely shaft

And that’s just starters - hope the restaurateur is open-minded"

If he has booked that cosy little table in the furthest corner. He only wants one thing and that's not just food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs I only want to put your penis in my vag, you'd think I was asking to share your pudding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs I only want to put your penis in my vag, you'd think I was asking to share your pudding "

Don't get me started on pudding sharing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask bencumalot if u can borrow his cage

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Have you tried. It’s me not you line. Always works for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried. It’s me not you line. Always works for me "

No but thats given me an idea.

I'll tell her I love her, then she'll tell me she likes me as a friend.

Always works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried. It’s me not you line. Always works for me

No but thats given me an idea.

I'll tell her I love her, then she'll tell me she likes me as a friend.

Always works!"

I can't wait to get married and have babies schnookums

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried. It’s me not you line. Always works for me

No but thats given me an idea.

I'll tell her I love her, then she'll tell me she likes me as a friend.

Always works!

I can't wait to get married and have babies schnookums "

God damn it!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

If she gets more than a sandwich I’ll be pissed!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If she gets more than a sandwich I’ll be pissed!!! "

You got a coffee as well.

Jesus woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a woman off here you've no chance of saying no. All the women are gagging for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it's a woman off here you've no chance of saying no. All the women are gagging for it. "

Are they heck

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm off to Edinburgh soon with work and thought I'd meet someone there to go for a bite to eat, purely a social. I messaged a forumite who will remain nameless and now Rubi won't stop advancing on me.

How do I tell her no? Should I wear a shell suit? Would that put her off"

Tell her you have a headache if that fails just give her whatever she wants

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"If she gets more than a sandwich I’ll be pissed!!!

You got a coffee as well.

Jesus woman!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If she gets more than a sandwich I’ll be pissed!!!

You got a coffee as well.

Jesus woman!

"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Are we going to have a run down like after your last shag it was most entertaining? I liked her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we going to have a run down like after your last shag it was most entertaining? I liked her."

Was I supposed to understand that?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Are we going to have a run down like after your last shag it was most entertaining? I liked her.

Was I supposed to understand that?"

You started a thread after about getting rid of her,the other lady started one as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we going to have a run down like after your last shag it was most entertaining? I liked her.

Was I supposed to understand that?

You started a thread after about getting rid of her,the other lady started one as well. "

Ahh, I get what you mean now

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Are we going to have a run down like after your last shag it was most entertaining? I liked her.

Was I supposed to understand that?

You started a thread after about getting rid of her,the other lady started one as well.

Ahh, I get what you mean now "

Just woke up haven't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we going to have a run down like after your last shag it was most entertaining? I liked her.

Was I supposed to understand that?

You started a thread after about getting rid of her,the other lady started one as well.

Ahh, I get what you mean now

Just woke up haven't you"

not yet, ive been at work

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Are we going to have a run down like after your last shag it was most entertaining? I liked her.

Was I supposed to understand that?

You started a thread after about getting rid of her,the other lady started one as well.

Ahh, I get what you mean now

Just woke up haven't you

not yet, ive been at work"

It's your age then or just the sheer excitement that all your blood has travelled to your nether regions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we going to have a run down like after your last shag it was most entertaining? I liked her.

Was I supposed to understand that?

You started a thread after about getting rid of her,the other lady started one as well.

Ahh, I get what you mean now

Just woke up haven't you

not yet, ive been at work

It's your age then or just the sheer excitement that all your blood has travelled to your nether regions."

My age

Over the hill now cocker

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Are we going to have a run down like after your last shag it was most entertaining? I liked her.

Was I supposed to understand that?

You started a thread after about getting rid of her,the other lady started one as well.

Ahh, I get what you mean now

Just woke up haven't you

not yet, ive been at work

It's your age then or just the sheer excitement that all your blood has travelled to your nether regions.

My age

Over the hill now cocker"

I know the feeling chick.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Man up and let her have her way with you

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