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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yer tits out.

No lady loving human could resist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? "

I wouldn't worry about it, I bet hes easily led.

Just suck his ear lobe and he'll be putty in your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that mount him like a moose head on your wall? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play hard to get, but accidentally touchy. I'll drive him wild with lust. Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look into his eyes, gaze at his lips, back up to his eyes. Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the bill comes quickly swipe the after dinner mints and rather obviously stuff them up your snatch.

Irresistible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him man up and grow a pair say hulk smash twice and u will get your way it always works

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get yer tits out.

No lady loving human could resist! "

In the restaurant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look into his eyes, gaze at his lips, back up to his eyes. Works for me "

I almost kissed you when I read that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? "
No bra and a zip all the way up the front dress omg it's a clincher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

I wouldn't worry about it, I bet hes easily led.

Just suck his ear lobe and he'll be putty in your hands"

I've heard he has hairy ears though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look into his eyes, gaze at his lips, back up to his eyes. Works for me "

Not if I’m looking at my shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get yer tits out.

No lady loving human could resist!

In the restaurant? "

Rubi...have you seen your tits?!

Do it anywhere!

No one is gonna complain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him your knickers just before dessert gets served.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

I wouldn't worry about it, I bet hes easily led.

Just suck his ear lobe and he'll be putty in your hands

I've heard he has hairy ears though "

Offer to pluck them with tweezers

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Excuse yourself to the ladies room then on your return place your knickers in his hand under the table

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get yer tits out.

No lady loving human could resist!

In the restaurant?

Rubi...have you seen your tits?!

Do it anywhere!

No one is gonna complain! "

Women with big boobs have an unfair advantage...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that mount him like a moose head on your wall? Asking for a friend"

Ssshhhh..... I've fooled him so far, I'm hoping I get to inflate him first, it'll be the best blow job he's had!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get yer tits out.

No lady loving human could resist!

In the restaurant?

Rubi...have you seen your tits?!

Do it anywhere!

No one is gonna complain!

Women with big boobs have an unfair advantage... "

Yep opens doors for them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Play hard to get, but accidentally touchy. I'll drive him wild with lust. Good luck. "

I can do coy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look into his eyes, gaze at his lips, back up to his eyes. Works for me "

I might laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get yer tits out.

No lady loving human could resist!

In the restaurant?

Rubi...have you seen your tits?!

Do it anywhere!

No one is gonna complain!

Women with big boobs have an unfair advantage... "

Big boobs, small boobs....I love all boobs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When the bill comes quickly swipe the after dinner mints and rather obviously stuff them up your snatch.

Irresistible "

But I like to store my coca cola up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that mount him like a moose head on your wall? Asking for a friend

Ssshhhh..... I've fooled him so far, I'm hoping I get to inflate him first, it'll be the best blow job he's had! "

Ahh yes infellation I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say see you jimmy suck ma faj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him.that you take it up in the ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell him man up and grow a pair say hulk smash twice and u will get your way it always works "

I'm not sure a fully grown woman should be hulk smashing, I just don't think I can carry it off and retain my dignity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? No bra and a zip all the way up the front dress omg it's a clincher "

And slowly lower the zip through dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell him man up and grow a pair say hulk smash twice and u will get your way it always works

I'm not sure a fully grown woman should be hulk smashing, I just don't think I can carry it off and retain my dignity. "
u saying i lost mine then

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’d tell him to bugger off..... and no one could possibly resist you......

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"When the bill comes quickly swipe the after dinner mints and rather obviously stuff them up your snatch.

Irresistible "

Hands down the best suggestion!!!

Men think with their cocks, especially on a hot Friday turning up will be enough darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the bill comes quickly swipe the after dinner mints and rather obviously stuff them up your snatch.

Irresistible

But I like to store my coca cola up there "

That’d be worth watching then.

I’ve long imagined you’re the owner of an explosive snatch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get yer tits out.

No lady loving human could resist!

In the restaurant?

Rubi...have you seen your tits?!

Do it anywhere!

No one is gonna complain! "

They did that time at the funeral

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? "
to be fair I’m pretty certain he will change his mind once he is with you. Just got my own perverse pleasure what you planning on wearing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give him your knickers just before dessert gets served. "

What if I'm not wearing any?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the bill comes quickly swipe the after dinner mints and rather obviously stuff them up your snatch.

Irresistible

But I like to store my coca cola up there

That’d be worth watching then.

I’ve long imagined you’re the owner of an explosive snatch "

Add mentos for gushing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him your knickers just before dessert gets served.

What if I'm not wearing any? "
keep them in your bag as a tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

I wouldn't worry about it, I bet hes easily led.

Just suck his ear lobe and he'll be putty in your hands

I've heard he has hairy ears though

Offer to pluck them with tweezers "

Or with my teeth?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Is that mount him like a moose head on your wall? Asking for a friend"

ROFL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him your knickers just before dessert gets served.

What if I'm not wearing any? "

Good thinking it’s hard to stash coca-cola and mints up there with knickers in the way

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? "

I’m sure he won’t be able to resist your charm Rubi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him your knickers just before dessert gets served.

What if I'm not wearing any?

Good thinking it’s hard to stash coca-cola and mints up there with knickers in the way"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse yourself to the ladies room then on your return place your knickers in his hand under the table

Works for me"

What if I'm wearing my super large fat sucking hold it all in pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? "

Don't over do the sexy look, make it subtle, that hints at something exciting to unwrap, inject into your conversation innuendos, use every opportunity to lean towards him touching his hand, arm or thigh. Eat seductively and stare into his eyes, don't discuss sex outright just mingle with general conversation. Allow your legs brush his often good luck if that dosent work he was not worth it and doesn't deserve you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? No bra and a zip all the way up the front dress omg it's a clincher

And slowly lower the zip through dinner? "
oh yes I met a couple off here the woman wore one omg what a great experience that was lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that mount him like a moose head on your wall? Asking for a friend

Ssshhhh..... I've fooled him so far, I'm hoping I get to inflate him first, it'll be the best blow job he's had!

Ahh yes infellation I like it "
boom tish!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say see you jimmy suck ma faj "

And if he doesn't I should headbutt him right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say see you jimmy suck ma faj

And if he doesn't I should headbutt him right? "
you tell me

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By *orianGrey200Man
over a year ago

birmingham


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? "

Omg, get real. It's hardly a topic worth discussing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell him.that you take it up in the ass"

The food? It's spicy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell him man up and grow a pair say hulk smash twice and u will get your way it always works

I'm not sure a fully grown woman should be hulk smashing, I just don't think I can carry it off and retain my dignity. u saying i lost mine then "

Are you a fully grown woman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d tell him to bugger off..... and no one could possibly resist you......

"

Too right! I really want the food though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? "

He's probably got no intention of refusing... he's a man after all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

I wouldn't worry about it, I bet hes easily led.

Just suck his ear lobe and he'll be putty in your hands

I've heard he has hairy ears though

Offer to pluck them with tweezers

Or with my teeth? "

Only if he likes aural that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When the bill comes quickly swipe the after dinner mints and rather obviously stuff them up your snatch.

Irresistible

Hands down the best suggestion!!!

Men think with their cocks, especially on a hot Friday turning up will be enough darling "

So just talk to his cock and it'll be OK?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When the bill comes quickly swipe the after dinner mints and rather obviously stuff them up your snatch.

Irresistible

But I like to store my coca cola up there

That’d be worth watching then.

I’ve long imagined you’re the owner of an explosive snatch "

You should see me on the 5th November.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? to be fair I’m pretty certain he will change his mind once he is with you. Just got my own perverse pleasure what you planning on wearing lol "

Sweat pants, I play on eating a lot.

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

The old “I’m not interested in sex” reverse psychology trick and you’re going to fall for it...dear me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

I’m sure he won’t be able to resist your charm Rubi "

Charm made me think of spells! Maybe I can cast one to make him lust me?

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By *r and mrs redCouple
over a year ago

Bedlington

He's a man, it's reverse psychology, he wants you to want him more so he's making himself unobtainable, maybe he gets a kick out of it. Easiest way to make anyone want something is to tell them they can't have it plain and simple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

Don't over do the sexy look, make it subtle, that hints at something exciting to unwrap, inject into your conversation innuendos, use every opportunity to lean towards him touching his hand, arm or thigh. Eat seductively and stare into his eyes, don't discuss sex outright just mingle with general conversation. Allow your legs brush his often good luck if that dosent work he was not worth it and doesn't deserve you.. "

I'll make sure I order chicken breast, that should let me get some breast hints in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

Omg, get real. It's hardly a topic worth discussing. "

Omg get real, it's clearly tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop lots of jolly subtle hints male phallic symbols from the napkins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

He's probably got no intention of refusing... he's a man after all!"

They never refuse!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I’d tell him to bugger off..... and no one could possibly resist you......

Too right! I really want the food though "

Eat and run then!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey is he blind

You could always do exactly what he says and not try any tricks.. he will soon change his mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

classing burger king as a restaurant though....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

I wouldn't worry about it, I bet hes easily led.

Just suck his ear lobe and he'll be putty in your hands

I've heard he has hairy ears though

Offer to pluck them with tweezers

Or with my teeth?

Only if he likes aural that way"

You're on a roll today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The old “I’m not interested in sex” reverse psychology trick and you’re going to fall for it...dear me "

Maybe I'm doing it to him and have no intention of shagging him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

Omg, get real. It's hardly a topic worth discussing. "
wouldn't be much point to forums if we didn't, it'd be like listening to a radio show with loads of guests who said yes, no, maybe lol

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? "
just show up how could he refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the bill comes quickly swipe the after dinner mints and rather obviously stuff them up your snatch.

Irresistible

Hands down the best suggestion!!!

Men think with their cocks, especially on a hot Friday turning up will be enough darling "

Really ??? Their cocks ?? So you think men are led by the wrong head ??...you may very well have a very valid point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

I wouldn't worry about it, I bet hes easily led.

Just suck his ear lobe and he'll be putty in your hands

I've heard he has hairy ears though

Offer to pluck them with tweezers

Or with my teeth?

Only if he likes aural that way

You're on a roll today "

You loaded the gun I’m just firing a few blanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's a man, it's reverse psychology, he wants you to want him more so he's making himself unobtainable, maybe he gets a kick out of it. Easiest way to make anyone want something is to tell them they can't have it plain and simple. "

So if I get my wicked way with him I should tell him in the morning he's not allowed to go get us breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get yer tits out.

No lady loving human could resist!

In the restaurant? "
i have been known to do this on a meet.. particularly if they are a 'boob' lover and depending on how quiet it is

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"When the bill comes quickly swipe the after dinner mints and rather obviously stuff them up your snatch.

Irresistible

Hands down the best suggestion!!!

Men think with their cocks, especially on a hot Friday turning up will be enough darling

So just talk to his cock and it'll be OK? "

Be subtle, they love that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drop lots of jolly subtle hints male phallic symbols from the napkins "

I could paint a penis shaped birthmark on my face?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey is he blind

You could always do exactly what he says and not try any tricks.. he will soon change his mind "

I will be a vision of innocence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"classing burger king as a restaurant though.... "

They have seats!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? just show up how could he refuse "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get yer tits out.

No lady loving human could resist!

In the restaurant?

Rubi...have you seen your tits?!

Do it anywhere!

No one is gonna complain! "

I certainly wouldnt complain xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have sex"
I'm trying to!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take a packed lunch you aren't going to eat anything otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get yer tits out.

No lady loving human could resist!

In the restaurant? i have been known to do this on a meet.. particularly if they are a 'boob' lover and depending on how quiet it is "

I need to find out if he's a boob man. I have my fingers crossed he's not a gaping snatch fan, I don't fancy getting that out in the middle of dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look into his eyes, gaze at his lips, back up to his eyes. Works for me "

Ah the irresistible triangle...each eye and then the mouth!

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? just show up how could he refuse

"
failing that I'll come and dine out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look into his eyes, gaze at his lips, back up to his eyes. Works for me

Ah the irresistible triangle...each eye and then the mouth! "

Ah the female equivalent of the male

Milk, milk, lemonade

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs


"The old “I’m not interested in sex” reverse psychology trick and you’re going to fall for it...dear me

Maybe I'm doing it to him and have no intention of shagging him? "

So clever

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? "

You make sure that person is me (Luke).

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Get yer tits out.

No lady loving human could resist! "

I’m going to give this answer a whopping great herumph.

Herumph.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? "

Tell him you need to go to the ladies... and then when you return, simply slide your knickers across the table to him whilst biting your bottom lip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him he better fuck you or you will message his wife saying you been having a 2 year afair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

Don't over do the sexy look, make it subtle, that hints at something exciting to unwrap, inject into your conversation innuendos, use every opportunity to lean towards him touching his hand, arm or thigh. Eat seductively and stare into his eyes, don't discuss sex outright just mingle with general conversation. Allow your legs brush his often good luck if that dosent work he was not worth it and doesn't deserve you..

I'll make sure I order chicken breast, that should let me get some breast hints in!

Ask him if he’d like some raspberry nipple for dessert "
FTFY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t go"

But I want to eat there too.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

Don't over do the sexy look, make it subtle, that hints at something exciting to unwrap, inject into your conversation innuendos, use every opportunity to lean towards him touching his hand, arm or thigh. Eat seductively and stare into his eyes, don't discuss sex outright just mingle with general conversation. Allow your legs brush his often good luck if that dosent work he was not worth it and doesn't deserve you..

I'll make sure I order chicken breast, that should let me get some breast hints in!

Ask him if he’d like some raspberry nipple for dessert FTFY"

Was supposed to be ripple not nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell him.that you take it up in the ass

The food? It's spicy "
ass to mouth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? just show up how could he refuse

failing that I'll come and dine out "

On me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

You make sure that person is me (Luke). "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

Tell him you need to go to the ladies... and then when you return, simply slide your knickers across the table to him whilst biting your bottom lip "

Should I try hide the skid mark or will that turn him on more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell him he better fuck you or you will message his wife saying you been having a 2 year afair "

Yes! I will mock up some "evidence" just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell him he better fuck you or you will message his wife saying you been having a 2 year afair

Yes! I will mock up some "evidence" just in case. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t go

But I want to eat there too. "

Any better places near Murrayfield?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wear your most seductive perfume.

At the end of the evening walk up for a kiss goodnight. Then, while you dwell a moment too long, caress his neck with your fingers. Lightest of touches, goosebumps territory. Look him in the eye. With the same touch, let your fingers slip down towards his belly button. Bit further but not quite all the way. Hint hint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t go

But I want to eat there too.

Any better places near Murrayfield? "

There are loads of nice places.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wear your most seductive perfume.

At the end of the evening walk up for a kiss goodnight. Then, while you dwell a moment too long, caress his neck with your fingers. Lightest of touches, goosebumps territory. Look him in the eye. With the same touch, let your fingers slip down towards his belly button. Bit further but not quite all the way. Hint hint. "

I might get carried away and just stick my hand in his pants. I've never been good with impulse control

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? "

Tell him you will only go if he will play a game with you so when it comes to it just come up with game like “hide and seek” Make him hide his parts where even you want to find them

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Talk to him about it, and if he still doesn't want to then respect his wishes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

Tell him you will only go if he will play a game with you so when it comes to it just come up with game like “hide and seek” Make him hide his parts where even you want to find them "

Or snatch and grab, I'll flash him then grab his cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talk to him about it, and if he still doesn't want to then respect his wishes."

Where's the fun in that?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Take me instead Rubi and give me a good ol' mounting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t go

But I want to eat there too.

Any better places near Murrayfield?

There are loads of nice places. "

Research work for the 28th of July ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take me instead Rubi and give me a good ol' mounting "

Just come with us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talk to him about it, and if he still doesn't want to then respect his wishes.

Where's the fun in that? "

Now if a man had said that ......

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Start a thread saying you really want to mount him. Hopefully he'll be logged on at the same time and get the message.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Start a thread saying you really want to mount him. Hopefully he'll be logged on at the same time and get the message."

I don't know, he isn't the brightest bulb in the box.

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Bring some hedge trimmers for his ear hair and lick/nibble his lobes

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By *orianGrey200Man
over a year ago

birmingham


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

Omg, get real. It's hardly a topic worth discussing.

Omg get real, it's clearly tongue in cheek "

More like self attention.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Talk to him about it, and if he still doesn't want to then respect his wishes.

Where's the fun in that? "

No fun. But now I realise what's going on I'd say just sit on him, he wont have a choice then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bring some hedge trimmers for his ear hair and lick/nibble his lobes"

Whilst chewing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Log onto fab at the dinner table tell him ur trying to find a guy to ride for after spark his competitive spirit

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

Tell him you will only go if he will play a game with you so when it comes to it just come up with game like “hide and seek” Make him hide his parts where even you want to find them

Or snatch and grab, I'll flash him then grab his cock "

That’s even better I have fantastic app on my phone called “Dirty Game”. You could play that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

Omg, get real. It's hardly a topic worth discussing.

Omg get real, it's clearly tongue in cheek

More like self attention. "

More like if you have an issue with someone having a laugh maybe you should start your own threads instead of bringing negativity to theirs.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Take me instead Rubi and give me a good ol' mounting

Just come with us! "

Ooh! As long as our willies don't have to touch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talk to him about it, and if he still doesn't want to then respect his wishes.

Where's the fun in that?

No fun. But now I realise what's going on I'd say just sit on him, he wont have a choice then."

The clothing will get in the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

Tell him you will only go if he will play a game with you so when it comes to it just come up with game like “hide and seek” Make him hide his parts where even you want to find them

Or snatch and grab, I'll flash him then grab his cock

That’s even better I have fantastic app on my phone called “Dirty Game”. You could play that "

I haven't heard of that, I'm gonna look it up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Log onto fab at the dinner table tell him ur trying to find a guy to ride for after spark his competitive spirit"

I'll show him everyone "who's near" and ask him to help me choose one!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Talk to him about it, and if he still doesn't want to then respect his wishes.

Where's the fun in that?

No fun. But now I realise what's going on I'd say just sit on him, he wont have a choice then.

The clothing will get in the way "

Details details. Have you considered some sort of sedative in his drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talk to him about it, and if he still doesn't want to then respect his wishes.

Where's the fun in that?

No fun. But now I realise what's going on I'd say just sit on him, he wont have a choice then.

The clothing will get in the way

Details details. Have you considered some sort of sedative in his drink?"

It might make his cock sleepy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Log onto fab at the dinner table tell him ur trying to find a guy to ride for after spark his competitive spirit

I'll show him everyone "who's near" and ask him to help me choose one! "
that will spark a fire under his arse you at least get a pitty fuck out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

Don't over do the sexy look, make it subtle, that hints at something exciting to unwrap, inject into your conversation innuendos, use every opportunity to lean towards him touching his hand, arm or thigh. Eat seductively and stare into his eyes, don't discuss sex outright just mingle with general conversation. Allow your legs brush his often good luck if that dosent work he was not worth it and doesn't deserve you..

I'll make sure I order chicken breast, that should let me get some breast hints in!

Ask him if he’d like some raspberry nipple for dessert FTFY

Was supposed to be ripple not nipple "
STET

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse? just show up how could he refuse

failing that I'll come and dine out

On me? "
withoutva doubt

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

Tell him you will only go if he will play a game with you so when it comes to it just come up with game like “hide and seek” Make him hide his parts where even you want to find them

Or snatch and grab, I'll flash him then grab his cock

That’s even better I have fantastic app on my phone called “Dirty Game”. You could play that

I haven't heard of that, I'm gonna look it up! "

Or if anything else fails Viagra in his drink my work wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that mount him like a moose head on your wall? Asking for a friend"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

Tell him you will only go if he will play a game with you so when it comes to it just come up with game like “hide and seek” Make him hide his parts where even you want to find them

Or snatch and grab, I'll flash him then grab his cock

That’s even better I have fantastic app on my phone called “Dirty Game”. You could play that

I haven't heard of that, I'm gonna look it up!

Or if anything else fails Viagra in his drink my work wonders "

Good thinking!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Turn up dressed as your avatar?

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet


"Give him your knickers just before dessert gets served. "

Bill and taxi back to mine please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turn up dressed as your avatar?"

But we might get refused dinner and I really like eating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm meeting this guy, he says it's because he wants to go to a restaurant near me but doesn't want to go alone and that he will refuse my advances should I attempt any sexy stuff.

But I might want to you know, mount him.

What can I do to guarantee he can't refuse?

Tell him you will only go if he will play a game with you so when it comes to it just come up with game like “hide and seek” Make him hide his parts where even you want to find them

Or snatch and grab, I'll flash him then grab his cock

That’s even better I have fantastic app on my phone called “Dirty Game”. You could play that

I haven't heard of that, I'm gonna look it up!

Or if anything else fails Viagra in his drink my work wonders

Good thinking! "
It's lunchtime now are you ready?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go bowling, each time it's your turn wiggle that tushy!

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go bowling, each time it's your turn wiggle that tushy!

P"
or accidentally slip and demonstrate how you bounce straight back up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh to be the one opposite you at that table.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Turn up dressed as your avatar?

But we might get refused dinner and I really like eating. "

But you might get your meal for free......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go bowling, each time it's your turn wiggle that tushy!

P"

I'm too competitive, I'd forgot the seduction bit. In fact I wouldn't even talk to him in case it put me off my game.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh to be the one opposite you at that table. "

You wanna watch me stuff my face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh to be the one opposite you at that table.

You wanna watch me stuff my face? "

With?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop on a blond wig and introduce yourself as Hatter. He won't be able to resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go bowling, each time it's your turn wiggle that tushy!

P

I'm too competitive, I'd forgot the seduction bit. In fact I wouldn't even talk to him in case it put me off my game. "

You should try Pool instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh to be the one opposite you at that table.

You wanna watch me stuff my face?

With?"

Penis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pop on a blond wig and introduce yourself as Hatter. He won't be able to resist. "

But I could never be as pretty as you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh to be the one opposite you at that table.

You wanna watch me stuff my face?

With?

Penis? "

I don't wanna watch that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go bowling, each time it's your turn wiggle that tushy!

P

I'm too competitive, I'd forgot the seduction bit. In fact I wouldn't even talk to him in case it put me off my game.

You should try Pool instead "

Stick my hand in his pocket and feel his balls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh to be the one opposite you at that table.

You wanna watch me stuff my face?

With?

Penis?

I don't wanna watch that "

You wanna share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pop on a blond wig and introduce yourself as Hatter. He won't be able to resist.

But I could never be as pretty as you "

That's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh to be the one opposite you at that table.

You wanna watch me stuff my face?

With?

Penis?

I don't wanna watch that

You wanna share? "

Share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go bowling, each time it's your turn wiggle that tushy!

P

I'm too competitive, I'd forgot the seduction bit. In fact I wouldn't even talk to him in case it put me off my game.

You should try Pool instead

Stick my hand in his pocket and feel his balls? "

Yep and then line the cue up on the pink or the brown.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh to be the one opposite you at that table.

You wanna watch me stuff my face?

With?

Penis?

I don't wanna watch that

You wanna share?

Share?"

Well I can't eat a whole one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh to be the one opposite you at that table.

You wanna watch me stuff my face?

With?

Penis?

I don't wanna watch that

You wanna share?

Share?

Well I can't eat a whole one. "

I'm alright thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get yer tits out.

No lady loving human could resist!

In the restaurant? i have been known to do this on a meet.. particularly if they are a 'boob' lover and depending on how quiet it is

I need to find out if he's a boob man. I have my fingers crossed he's not a gaping snatch fan, I don't fancy getting that out in the middle of dinner "
.. oh to be a fly on the wall

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over a year ago

Open your shirt, pull his face between your boobs and say 'get motor boating these bad boys'.

He'll be putty in your hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open your shirt, pull his face between your boobs and say 'get motor boating these bad boys'.

He'll be putty in your hands. "

And drooling on my boobs

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley


"Open your shirt, pull his face between your boobs and say 'get motor boating these bad boys'.

He'll be putty in your hands.

And drooling on my boobs "
he would be an idiot not to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Closing time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open your shirt, pull his face between your boobs and say 'get motor boating these bad boys'.

He'll be putty in your hands.

And drooling on my boobs "

And.........the problem is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something something something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't remember the words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something something something "

Dark side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Closing time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pop on a blond wig and introduce yourself as Hatter. He won't be able to resist. "

You know me so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore him OP. It's a sure fire way to make him want you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How could anyone refuse Rubidoux?

It's like winning the lottery then ripping the ticket up saying you don't want the millions of pounds anymore if you turn her down. You just wouldn't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How could anyone refuse Rubidoux?

It's like winning the lottery then ripping the ticket up saying you don't want the millions of pounds anymore if you turn her down. You just wouldn't do it "

Well I will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The end

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