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Greg Davies / dreams

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So last night I watched a clip which was cut out from Taskmaster. Greg Davies asked Iain Stirling ‘do you want to come sit on daddy’s knee?’

Also Iain Stirling called him daddy and confessed he liked it a lot more than he ever thought he would.

Wonderful.

So last night I obviously had a dream that Greg Davies was getting married. It was a huge street party and obviously, I was the bride. But it wasn’t traditional! He could see me before the wedding.

He was helping me do my strappy heels up (pregnant feet are the worst) and was painting my toenails for me while my makeup was getting done.

Just thought I’d share

What weird dreams have you had? That’s not even the weirdest dream I had last night (had a dream my sister in law who I don’t even speak to was having an affair with Peter Barlow, and I don’t even watch whatever show he’s on and I had to google him) or the weirdest dream this week!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I had a dream where i was walking alongside a pond/lake with Jarvis Cocker of Pulp, just talking. And we suddenly had a snog. And he was an amazing kisser. Wrapped his arms around me and it was a good old fashioned clinch.

I woke up with the hots for him

I still get a bit embarressed if i see him on TV....even though it wasn’t real

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I rarely remember my dreams so I couldn't possibly say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You brain goes places mine just cannot sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had this dream a few nights ago;

Basically Nessa from Gavin and Stacey was leading this bunch of school kids (maybe age 10-14) into an abandoned warehouse. I asked why and they told me that they had been told there was a sick old lady in there and they wanted to find her. There was cameras and automatic gun fire if you were caught so we had to be stealthy.

I learnt that basically the Goverment had shut down and no one was working anymore and money meant nothing really. No one could afford anything. You could opt to become a slave for a year and your family would be given food, health care, travel etc from the Government.

We found this wee old lady and she was having seizures. I put her into the recovery position the best I could and we phoned 999. They sent us over a FAX telling us what to do, and were advised to leave her there. So the group of children made a board and carried her to the nearest hospital, which was four hours away by foot (so we all took turns carrying her).

When I went home all the cats in my street followed me to the front door meowing, hoping I’d have some food. My baby was at home with my mum and I picked him up and was crying because he was so thin and I couldn’t do anything to help.

I went outside and my neighbours handed me their baby and said they had all signed up to be slaves, and could I take their baby and raise her for a year because they were told to simply just leave her behind. Then they drove off so I didn’t get a choice.

My auntie came over to cut my hair and I was crying over the fact I had to feed two babies and I couldn’t do anything, I could see their ribs and it broke my heart. My auntie came back later with money for me, rations, health care etc and a new car and driving lessons sat up for me. Her and my uncle had signed themselves up for a year of slavery so I could feed the babies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like it when you dream of other men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like it when you dream of other men "

Sorry dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad it's not just me who has ridiculous elaborate dreams

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Dreams are odd! I tend only to have them if I’m super worried about something.

Love bloody Greg Davies though! Great dream OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dreams are odd! I tend only to have them if I’m super worried about something.

Love bloody Greg Davies though! Great dream OP"

Oh it was a brilliant dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much cheese do you eat?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My personal fave was when I dreamt I was in a square field, completely naked , the field was bordered with trees in every direction, and in those trees were loads of Pelicans with Bows & Arrows , they kept shooting at me and I couldnt run away .

Yes I know in fucked up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much cheese do you eat?! "

None yesterday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I once had a dream I was in a field at night in my jammies. There was a hedgehog and I kept crying because I couldn’t figure out what type of dog it was

I also had another where Alan Rickman was living in a caravan, high as a kite, walking about in pants and boxers, and tried to sell me an autograph of Jason Bateman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a dream I was in a field at night in my jammies. There was a hedgehog and I kept crying because I couldn’t figure out what type of dog it was

I also had another where Alan Rickman was living in a caravan, high as a kite, walking about in pants and boxers, and tried to sell me an autograph of Jason Bateman "

That last one wasn't a dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lots of odd ones but the weirdest was where i was cycling down the road. It was one of those old fashioned bikes that don't have any pedals and i was propelling myself along by scooting my feet on the road. It was in the shape of a goose and everyone lined the pavement admiring how graceful i looked. What the fuck was that about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have lots of odd ones but the weirdest was where i was cycling down the road. It was one of those old fashioned bikes that don't have any pedals and i was propelling myself along by scooting my feet on the road. It was in the shape of a goose and everyone lined the pavement admiring how graceful i looked. What the fuck was that about? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once had a dream I was in a field at night in my jammies. There was a hedgehog and I kept crying because I couldn’t figure out what type of dog it was

I also had another where Alan Rickman was living in a caravan, high as a kite, walking about in pants and boxers, and tried to sell me an autograph of Jason Bateman

That last one wasn't a dream. "

Damn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have lots of odd ones but the weirdest was where i was cycling down the road. It was one of those old fashioned bikes that don't have any pedals and i was propelling myself along by scooting my feet on the road. It was in the shape of a goose and everyone lined the pavement admiring how graceful i looked. What the fuck was that about?

"

#blameitonthecamembert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last night I had a dream my fit Irish doctor came over to do some yoga with me

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I once dreamt i was giving life advice to Lionel Messi while we where both eating Pot Noodles

No idea why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a dream that I went canoeing in the sewers of Prague and then flew home in a jet powered Rainbow Trout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have absolutely insane dreams but they arent nice at all and probably shouldnt ever be shared or I would look like a right whacko

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By *heFuzzMan
over a year ago

Bucks

I mainly seem to have dreams where I just seem to lose my footing, slip or trip, and wake up in a mid-air jump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was having some wacky and scarily momorable dreams many years ago. I eventually worked out it was always after eating Tesco orange flavoured chocolate gateau!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I usually have periods, maybe 3 or 4 nights when I remember ma dreams, some sexy, but mostly weird. It's a bummer when you wake up in the middle of a good one to go for a wee, then try to get back into it when you nod off to sleep again, but fail miserably, and end up dreaming of something totally different

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