What is Irish Viagra?" she asked. "It's Viagra dissolved in a cup of coffee. Don't worry he won't even be able to taste it. Let me know how it goes" said the Doctor. She called the doctor the next day. "How did it go?" he asked. "Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah, doctor, it was horrid. Just terrible, I tell ya!! I'm beside meself!" "Really? What in the world happened?" "Well, I did as you advised. The Viagra in his coffee took effect right almost immediately. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle In his eye and his pants a-bulging fiercely. With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and saucers flying across the room, then he ripped me clothes to tatters and passionately took me then and there on top of the table. Twas a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!" Why so terrible" asked the doctor."Wasn't the sex good?" "Freakin jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years, but sure as I'm sittin here, doctor, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again so I won't!!!" |
