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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We see almost daily threads on penis size.

They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.

My question to every penis owner on fab is this :

Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?

Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I'll volunteer for penis measurer for this purpose, let me grab my tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We see almost daily threads on penis size.

They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.

My question to every penis owner on fab is this :

Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?

Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?

"

It started off as a survey about my shopping habits but then he started going on about my cock

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Short answer, but not penis, no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and I ended up shagging the mother's friend, who had a cousin who worked in the army, of the person who measured it.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"We see almost daily threads on penis size.

They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.

My question to every penis owner on fab is this :

Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?

Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?

"

Isn't it standard practice for your doctor to measure your penis every 6 months?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We see almost daily threads on penis size.

They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.

My question to every penis owner on fab is this :

Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?

Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?

Isn't it standard practice for your doctor to measure your penis every 6 months? "

yes it is

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

No and no

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Short answer, but not penis, no"

Phew..that's a relief

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Short answer, but not penis, no

Phew..that's a relief "

Minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes and I ended up shagging the mother's friend, who had a cousin who worked in the army, of the person who measured it.

"

Have you fell in a puddle F&B

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"We see almost daily threads on penis size.

They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.

My question to every penis owner on fab is this :

Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?

Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?

Isn't it standard practice for your doctor to measure your penis every 6 months?

yes it is "

Thank the gods for that!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I haven't. Someone needs to establish the criteria for measuring, the right units (sky remotes but which version of the remote, or deodorant can, but which brand?), where to measure from, the temperature at time of measurement etc. So much to consider

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I haven't. Someone needs to establish the criteria for measuring, the right units (sky remotes but which version of the remote, or deodorant can, but which brand?), where to measure from, the temperature at time of measurement etc. So much to consider "

I'd say the smaller remotes are a safer bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I appreciate your attitude.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Mines only a mini lynx can long, most of the time I don't even notice it's there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, and I can't say I know of anyone who has. Good catch OP, how can there be a sure average penis size when no-one's actually measuring penises!

Should that be a man's job or a woman's? Measurer I mean. I think a man might mark another man down out of jealousy where as a woman might mark a guy up if she likes the look of him. What are they measuring against? Do we bring our own tins and TV remotes? Who judges the judges? My heads wrecked here OP

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Nope

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"I haven't. Someone needs to establish the criteria for measuring, the right units (sky remotes but which version of the remote, or deodorant can, but which brand?), where to measure from, the temperature at time of measurement etc. So much to consider

I'd say the smaller remotes are a safer bet "

Just an amazon firestick for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, and I can't say I know of anyone who has. Good catch OP, how can there be a sure average penis size when no-one's actually measuring penises!

Should that be a man's job or a woman's? Measurer I mean. I think a man might mark another man down out of jealousy where as a woman might mark a guy up if she likes the look of him. What are they measuring against? Do we bring our own tins and TV remotes? Who judges the judges? My heads wrecked here OP "

Perhaps there needs to be an independent ombudsman set up, offcock. That way then they could really get down on it and handle the weighty meat of the issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wilksey..... where are you?!

This thread was made for her, she could merely look at a dick pic and tell you it's length, girth and weight

P

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"We see almost daily threads on penis size.

They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.

My question to every penis owner on fab is this :

Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?

Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?

"

No and no.

Are there realy professional penis measures?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Short answer, but not penis, no"

What did they measure instead?

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

If they asked I would say no, why would I embarrasse myself like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We see almost daily threads on penis size.

They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.

My question to every penis owner on fab is this :

Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?

Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?

"

Research suggests that inserting ones penis into a willing participant, and the participant's reaction to said manoeuvre, is the most accurate way to test penis size

Evidence based practice yo!

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

No and no

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

I tend to measure them against my strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No never happened id not have patience to wait in line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there really professional penis measures? "

There must be as there have been lots of scientific studies over the years :- )

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Yes. Outside Dorothy Perkins by a woman from the Salvation Army on her lunch break. She was struggling with 6 down in the War Cry crossword. Or do she said.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I've been asked a lot of questions in my life.. I honestly cant remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No never happened id not have patience to wait in line"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We see almost daily threads on penis size.

They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.

My question to every penis owner on fab is this :

Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?

Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?

"
who professionally measures penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We see almost daily threads on penis size.

They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.

My question to every penis owner on fab is this :

Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?

Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?

who professionally measures penis? "

Funnily enough I do as part of my job, no joke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll volunteer for penis measurer for this purpose, let me grab my tape measure "

I'll volunteer as first to be measured lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This gave me a chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We see almost daily threads on penis size.

They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.

My question to every penis owner on fab is this :

Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?

Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?

who professionally measures penis?

Funnily enough I do as part of my job, no joke!"
really when can you fit me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had an offer of holding the tape measure

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I haven't. Someone needs to establish the criteria for measuring, the right units (sky remotes but which version of the remote, or deodorant can, but which brand?), where to measure from, the temperature at time of measurement etc. So much to consider "

You forgot Mr sheen

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"I haven't. Someone needs to establish the criteria for measuring, the right units (sky remotes but which version of the remote, or deodorant can, but which brand?), where to measure from, the temperature at time of measurement etc. So much to consider

You forgot Mr sheen "

How could I forget that!!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I haven't. Someone needs to establish the criteria for measuring, the right units (sky remotes but which version of the remote, or deodorant can, but which brand?), where to measure from, the temperature at time of measurement etc. So much to consider

You forgot Mr sheen

How could I forget that!! "

Still makes me giggle

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yes, I was asked by a lady conducting her own personal survey on the length of my love muscle. She asked to see if how much would be left sticking out if the tip touched her tonsils.

The answer was 3.

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By *limmatureguyMan
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Apparently the way they measure erect penis length in surveys without requiring an erection, is by stretching the flaccid member as long as possible and measuring the length. Studies have shown this is an accurate indication of erect length.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I put mine in my fwbs measuring hole quite often.. apparently I'm size oh god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never. Just been told it fits well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never. Just been told it fits well"

A TripAdvisor review?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never. Just been told it fits well

A TripAdvisor review?"

Yes, rated among the top places to visit in London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When fully erect, it reaches the cap of a radox bubble bath bottle. I think that’s how they measured them in Ancient Greece.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

A survey this serious requires a proper research assistant. Volunteering here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never. Just been told it fits well

A TripAdvisor review?

Yes, rated among the top places to visit in London "

I’ll remember that on my next trip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could probably slap it onto one of the foot measuring machines at Clarks. It would give you length and girth, and recommend a reasonably priced shoe to fit it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We see almost daily threads on penis size.

They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.

My question to every penis owner on fab is this :

Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?

Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?

"

Only by my eye never professionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We see almost daily threads on penis size.

They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.

My question to every penis owner on fab is this :

Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?

Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?

"

Hands to you the Penis measuring tape!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Interesting results so far.

There seems to be a very common answer.

It’s not looking great for the average penis statistic quotes.

Do you reckon somebody somewhere has made the stats up without actually measuring every penis in the country?

The average penis length could be much much bigger or smaller than anyone ever realised!

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