FabSwingers.com forum: Your favourite line from a Carry On film

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Sometimes in the street or on TV I’ll hear someone say “I was once...” and my brain fills in with “a weak man”. Then Hattie Jacques replies back with

“Once a week is enough for any man”

Who can possibly hear “Infamy” without hearing Kenneth Williams say “They’ve all got it in for me”?

They’re not exactly great in terms of how women are portrayed and obviously they wouldn’t work now, but some of it was very funny.

Tell me what tickles your fancy?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Frying tonight" from Carry on Screaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Ooh Matron' is just so perfectly camp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it’s not exactly what you asked for, but Sid Jame’s laugh. He must have the dirtiest laugh ever

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

"I know it’s not exactly what you asked for, but Sid Jame’s laugh. He must have the dirtiest laugh ever

And Barbara Windsor’s

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I know it’s not exactly what you asked for, but Sid Jame’s laugh. He must have the dirtiest laugh ever

I wad just thinking the same thing

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Put it in the basket, I’ll read it later.

Carry on don’t lose your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply sid james'laugh

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Barbara Windsor exercise and bra was brilliant

But quote wise there are just so many.

Carry on Emmanuel

Can't remember the characters name:

Why me? You could have Tom, Dick or Harry

Emmanuelle:

I don’t want Tom or Harry!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Sid James goes up behind Hatti Jacques (a matron) who is leaning over a desk to get something. He grabs her arse. Hatti swings around, gives him an evil stare and says sternly...

"Do you mind?"

And Sid boldly replies with a smirk "As a matter of fact, I don't."

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

In Carry On Cowboy, I liked this exchange between Jim Dale and (I think) Sid James...

Jim: I know you've been rustling sheep.

Sid: Bullocks.

Jim: I know what I'm talking about.

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Carry Up the Khyber-

"You've stood on my Indian dress"

"Sari"

"Don't mention it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Big feet smell something horrible' from Carry on Screaming.

It's all about the build up to the gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry on camping the quote pound everything at the camp site cost a pound

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Funnily enough had the conversation about not being able to hear the word infamy without adding "...they've all got it in for me" with a fellow Fabber the other week

So many good lines, and Carry On is just so underrated IMHO - they're like the film equivalent of a saucy seaside postcard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry on Spying:

Babs “It must be their headquarters”

Charlie perving a woman’s arse ‘It looks more like their hindquarters.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry on Screaming.

"Do you mind if I smoke" before Fenella Fielding starts smouldering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pssst

How dare you? I haven't touched a drop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carry on Screaming.

"Do you mind if I smoke" before Fenella Fielding starts smouldering

"Frying tonight!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jusqu'ici tout va bien

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When guessing a medical condition of Peter butterworth.

You thought it was slipped disc. I'm afraid your were wrong.

You thought it was haemorrhoids. I'm afraid you were wrong. I thought I was going to break wind. I'm afraid I was wrong.

He then shuffles away towards the toilets.

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By *udith55TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Get that Fakir off, also crops up in the Khyber film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When guessing a medical condition of Peter butterworth.

You thought it was slipped disc. I'm afraid your were wrong.

You thought it was haemorrhoids. I'm afraid you were wrong. I thought I was going to break wind. I'm afraid I was wrong.

He then shuffles away towards the toilets.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Carry on Screaming.

"Do you mind if I smoke" before Fenella Fielding starts smouldering

"Frying tonight!""

I love that film, my favourite line is “have you seen this ear” and she says “what that there” to Oddbods ear in a tissue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it’s my turn to make the tea from time to time I’ll say ‘time for a spot of afternoon tiffin’

Plus ‘infamy’ is always a favourite.

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Friends romans

Countryman

I know haha love the old classics

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I'm Camembert .. I'm the big cheese

Carry on Don't Lose Your Head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!

Always makes me chuckle

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"Carry on camping the quote pound everything at the camp site cost a pound "

Not to mention the sign when they arrive, asses must be shown. This gives way to the fantastic lines, "Where's the boss?

" Gone for a P"

Genuis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Khasi of Kalabar:

May the great God Shivoo bring blessings on your house.

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:

And on yours.

The Khasi of Kalabar:

And may his radiance light up your darkness.

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:

And up yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carry on camping the quote pound everything at the camp site cost a pound

Not to mention the sign when they arrive, asses must be shown. This gives way to the fantastic lines, "Where's the boss?

" Gone for a P"

Genuis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Khasi of Kalabar:

May the great God Shivoo bring blessings on your house.

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:

And on yours.

The Khasi of Kalabar:

And may his radiance light up your darkness.

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:

And up yours."

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

It's my best mate ginger.

Private Hale?

Yes, ginger hale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still say I am wearing japamas, that's what Jim Dale calls them in carry on doctor I believe

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Carry on Abroad

Sausage and Chippings

Beans and Chippings

Beans and Sausagings

Course there is choicings

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