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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Here we are again fabbers. A day for unburdening yourself before the weekend. Let out your rants and find some peace.

Gopher it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clock watcher

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


" clock watcher "

I’d left him unattended, he always gets into mischief when I do that

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Bellwhackers

*Will expand on the above throughout the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abusive, threatening, nasty, weirdos.

That's all I'm saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car insurance.

Can’t get any quotes from anyone because you’re an existing customer!!!

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Families!!

Mine are completely driving me mental! Acting like children over something they really need to act like adults about!! Grrr.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

My phone won't text, also i'm tired and grumpy.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Cheered myself up now, bye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheered myself up now by putting my phone up my foof and ask me neighbour Garry to ring it, bye. "

Living the dream there young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's really early and I have no reason to be up yet but I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The M6...about to go and negotiate this car park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids are snoring, snuffling and farting so I can't sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m ranting because my late husband's brother Facebook messaged me Sunday after 6 and a half years to ask something about his mother. I replied and he's ignored my reply. He's a tosser x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

No rants yet lovelies. I’ve tutted once or twice over the last day or so but that’s ok

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

People who assume I'm asking stupid, insane and glib questions (yes, I know I have form for that) when sometimes I do actually have a serious side and ask genuine questions and give sensible advice (well I think it is)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC TV licence when all they do now is tell us to go online to watch things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andromeda hurtling towards our milky way (yum)galaxy(yum)..bloody bullying galaxies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy that cut me up on a roundabout on Tuesday and then when I hit my horn he proceeded to slam the brakes on and spin round in his seat to shout fuck off and give me the fingers as smoke flew out of the top of his head.

To you sir I say FUCK YOU, you're an accident waiting to happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/07/19 08:24:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst it is 4th of july independence day for america, lets not forget who america really belongs too, the natives

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I have a painful patch of sunburn on my back where I missed it with the sun cream

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London

I've no time in the day and always rushed but always got time for Fab. xD

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I fear once the box has been opened I may not be able to stop.......

*takes breath.

Dear employers.

If you're going to request a copy of my CV please try to read it. I know there's a few big words in and it probably talks about things you've never heard of.

Do your best to understand it. If you don't understand it, that's an alarm bell. Really it is.

Probably best you don't interview me, at length and in depth twice, before deciding I'm exactly the candidate you're looking for.

This will stop you making me an offer its hard to refuse and luring me away from my current employer.

This will stop you promising me the world in terms of training, resources, support, software and budget.

This will also stop you deciding that only 5 weeks (yes dear reader, only 5 weeks) down the road you were wrong and terminating my contract.

This will also stop me thinking you're a complete and utter cockwomble.

Yours sincerely

Fucking pissed off, angry, frustrated and ready to kill of Bazingastoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No rants yet lovelies. I’ve tutted once or twice over the last day or so but that’s ok "

I suspect thats as close as you get to a rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst it is 4th of july independence day for america, lets not forget who america really belongs too, the natives "

You should read Bury my heart at Wounded Knee by Dee Brown

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I fear once the box has been opened I may not be able to stop.......

*takes breath.

Dear employers.

If you're going to request a copy of my CV please try to read it. I know there's a few big words in and it probably talks about things you've never heard of.

Do your best to understand it. If you don't understand it, that's an alarm bell. Really it is.

Probably best you don't interview me, at length and in depth twice, before deciding I'm exactly the candidate you're looking for.

This will stop you making me an offer its hard to refuse and luring me away from my current employer.

This will stop you promising me the world in terms of training, resources, support, software and budget.

This will also stop you deciding that only 5 weeks (yes dear reader, only 5 weeks) down the road you were wrong and terminating my contract.

This will also stop me thinking you're a complete and utter cockwomble.

Yours sincerely

Fucking pissed off, angry, frustrated and ready to kill of Bazingastoke

"

Oh my ... pandora's box is well and truly open now

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I fear once the box has been opened I may not be able to stop.......

*takes breath.

Dear employers.

If you're going to request a copy of my CV please try to read it. I know there's a few big words in and it probably talks about things you've never heard of.

Do your best to understand it. If you don't understand it, that's an alarm bell. Really it is.

Probably best you don't interview me, at length and in depth twice, before deciding I'm exactly the candidate you're looking for.

This will stop you making me an offer its hard to refuse and luring me away from my current employer.

This will stop you promising me the world in terms of training, resources, support, software and budget.

This will also stop you deciding that only 5 weeks (yes dear reader, only 5 weeks) down the road you were wrong and terminating my contract.

This will also stop me thinking you're a complete and utter cockwomble.

Yours sincerely

Fucking pissed off, angry, frustrated and ready to kill of Bazingastoke

Oh my ... pandora's box is well and truly open now "

I deliberately logged out for a while so me typing fingers could cool down.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Was meeting my bestie for drinks and she's cancelled now so have a free weekend and nothing planned.. Other friends busy... So can't decide what to do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

week from hell for me, forum pages are not long enough for my moaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was meeting my bestie for drinks and she's cancelled now so have a free weekend and nothing planned.. Other friends busy... So can't decide what to do... "

I have a free weekend. Let's meet and get tiddly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a long, boring, skint weekend on my tod to look forward to.....

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Doctors receptionists who believe you should discuss loudly and in detail the need for an appointment in front of a waiting room full of people....then give you an appointment in about 2 months time!!

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! And I fell down the stairs this morning and may have bust a rib...after yesterday's bollocks this is the week that just keeps giving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst it is 4th of july independence day for america, lets not forget who america really belongs too, the natives

You should read Bury my heart at Wounded Knee by Dee Brown "

Yes I should, what is it about?

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


" cock twitcher "

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Bellwhackers

*Will expand on the above throughout the day "

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But please do stretch

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Car insurance.

Can’t get any quotes from anyone because you’re an existing customer!!!

"

You are an existing customer of all insurance customers? I think not

Denied

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Abusive, threatening, nasty, weirdos.

That's all I'm saying "

Approved #justsaying

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Families!!

Mine are completely driving me mental! Acting like children over something they really need to act like adults about!! Grrr. "

I hear you

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"It's really early and I have no reason to be up yet but I am. "

Then don't get up? Or use the extra time to do something productive?

Denied

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"The M6...about to go and negotiate this car park "

Take the scenic route and enjoy the calm but if you have to use the M6 then approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"My kids are snoring, snuffling and farting so I can't sleep.

"

Ear plugs?

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I,m ranting because my late husband's brother Facebook messaged me Sunday after 6 and a half years to ask something about his mother. I replied and he's ignored my reply. He's a tosser x"

He is a bellwhacker

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"People who assume I'm asking stupid, insane and glib questions (yes, I know I have form for that) when sometimes I do actually have a serious side and ask genuine questions and give sensible advice (well I think it is)"

Are we in a 'boy who cried wolf' situation. You need to be super serious for a month or so and display no humour at all

Or ignore them and do your thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst it is 4th of july independence day for america, lets not forget who america really belongs too, the natives

You should read Bury my heart at Wounded Knee by Dee Brown Yes I should, what is it about?"

I have also done another forum post too about this.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"BBC TV licence when all they do now is tell us to go online to watch things"

Denied

It helps pay for the online stuff

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr


"Whilst it is 4th of july independence day for america, lets not forget who america really belongs too, the natives

You should read Bury my heart at Wounded Knee by Dee Brown Yes I should, what is it about?"

Essentially, it's about how the US Army wiped out the majority of Native Americans. I read it when I was 14. It's quite a book.

Speaking of books ... book shops that shelve Science Fiction and Fantasy as the same genre. They fucking aren't, you lazy bastards! Stop doing it!

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I have a painful patch of sunburn on my back where I missed it with the sun cream "

You should have posted a meet request asking for some cream on your back

No, hang on, that could have gone wrong

Self inflicted though so Denied

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I've no time in the day and always rushed but always got time for Fab. xD"

Can you see the irony there?

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Was meeting my bestie for drinks and she's cancelled now so have a free weekend and nothing planned.. Other friends busy... So can't decide what to do... "

You have a couple of days to plan

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I have a long, boring, skint weekend on my tod to look forward to..... "

I'd love a long weekend to myself

Only boring people get bored and I can't imagine you are boring

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Doctors receptionists who believe you should discuss loudly and in detail the need for an appointment in front of a waiting room full of people....then give you an appointment in about 2 months time!!

Jo x"

This gets right up my nose

Bunch of bellwhackers

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Workmen - plumbers in particular.

I've had no hot water since Tuesday. Rang them and they were supposed to be here yesterday. I waited in all day. Rang again been put back to today but can't give me a time so still waiting

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Whilst it is 4th of july independence day for america, lets not forget who america really belongs too, the natives

You should read Bury my heart at Wounded Knee by Dee Brown Yes I should, what is it about?

Essentially, it's about how the US Army wiped out the majority of Native Americans. I read it when I was 14. It's quite a book.

Speaking of books ... book shops that shelve Science Fiction and Fantasy as the same genre. They fucking aren't, you lazy bastards! Stop doing it!"

Their shelves, their rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst it is 4th of july independence day for america, lets not forget who america really belongs too, the natives

You should read Bury my heart at Wounded Knee by Dee Brown Yes I should, what is it about?

Essentially, it's about how the US Army wiped out the majority of Native Americans. I read it when I was 14. It's quite a book.

Speaking of books ... book shops that shelve Science Fiction and Fantasy as the same genre. They fucking aren't, you lazy bastards! Stop doing it!"

I see and yes, it sounds interesting too of how it happened.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Workmen - plumbers in particular.

I've had no hot water since Tuesday. Rang them and they were supposed to be here yesterday. I waited in all day. Rang again been put back to today but can't give me a time so still waiting "

That's not good. I've had some good workmen and some absolute cockwombles

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Workmen - plumbers in particular.

I've had no hot water since Tuesday. Rang them and they were supposed to be here yesterday. I waited in all day. Rang again been put back to today but can't give me a time so still waiting

That's not good. I've had some good workmen and some absolute cockwombles

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Thanks. All arranged by my landlord too so I can't even call anyone else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a long, boring, skint weekend on my tod to look forward to.....

I'd love a long weekend to myself

Only boring people get bored and I can't imagine you are boring

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Fine

Surely my tumble down the stairs and might be busted rib is an acceptable rant though?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

catfishers .... just why?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I have prickly heat on my arms and it’s driving me nuts.

Why do I have it now I’ve returned from Dubai, rather than when I was there?

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Prickly heat

I usually suffer from that antihistamines help Calamine lotion helps that relentless itch

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

My rant is

The Japanese Fisheries Agency is permitting 227 whales o be caught and killed for commercial purposes in the next six months

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Prickly heat

I usually suffer from that antihistamines help Calamine lotion helps that relentless itch"

Thanks, I’ve been taking antihistamines, I’ll five the calamine a try

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By *lutchieMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Project manager being agressive towards me yesterday after i as site manager had sudgested that maybe we could do things differently. He started swearing and then threattened me. Now im being transfered to a different job with a 2 hour travel time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being off with migrane attach and what app messages from work coming in .

How to dealwith a pain in the arse client.

Guess what welcome to my world. Thought the racist sexist verbally agressive office manager would be able to cope. Oh thats right the client is a woman whos gay and indian.

Id call him a tool but my tools are useful

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I've had a manager fob off a job on me because he is too lazy to do it. Wanker!

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I have a long, boring, skint weekend on my tod to look forward to.....

I'd love a long weekend to myself

Only boring people get bored and I can't imagine you are boring

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Fine

Surely my tumble down the stairs and might be busted rib is an acceptable rant though?! "

Go on then

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"catfishers .... just why?"

Because they can - do your vetting and learn from the ones that mess you about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really pissed off today end of rant

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I have prickly heat on my arms and it’s driving me nuts.

Why do I have it now I’ve returned from Dubai, rather than when I was there? "

Ouch - agree with the calamine lotion

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"My rant is

The Japanese Fisheries Agency is permitting 227 whales o be caught and killed for commercial purposes in the next six months "

Bellwhackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate wet rooms. I’ve got one in my house that was put in before I moved in and I’m always getting wet socks or feet.

It’s a pain in the arse. Just have showers or baths!

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Project manager being agressive towards me yesterday after i as site manager had sudgested that maybe we could do things differently. He started swearing and then threattened me. Now im being transfered to a different job with a 2 hour travel time"

Do you have a HR department? Go have a word in their shell like

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Being off with migrane attach and what app messages from work coming in .

How to dealwith a pain in the arse client.

Guess what welcome to my world. Thought the racist sexist verbally agressive office manager would be able to cope. Oh thats right the client is a woman whos gay and indian.

Id call him a tool but my tools are useful "

Exactly - he's a knob

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I've had a manager fob off a job on me because he is too lazy to do it. Wanker!"

I've lived that

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Really pissed off today end of rant "

Lack of detail

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I hate wet rooms. I’ve got one in my house that was put in before I moved in and I’m always getting wet socks or feet.

It’s a pain in the arse. Just have showers or baths!"

Crocs are the answer

Or just remembering that it will be wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My phone won't text, also i'm tired and grumpy."

Playing the parts of 2 of the 7 dwarfs is nothing to rant about, I played a tree once.

Now there's a fckin rant reason.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Rants not being approved.

I've got more rants but can't move on until my initial Thursday Rant Day rant is approved.

It just doesn't feel "right"...

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"Cheered myself up now by putting my phone up my foof and ask me neighbour Garry to ring it, bye.

Living the dream there young lady "

Yeah!!

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