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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I laugh at myself because I'm such a numpty, does that count?

Jo.Xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Not enough to lmao or even lo - nope. Can't bring myself to type that word.

But yes, I think sometimes I'm a fucking hoot and I have a good laugh when I post or send something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno where that was supposed to go

I laugh at myself all the time...I'm funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find you fucking hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do make me smile

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Does being a fool count

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this

You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this

All the time...sometimes I’m actually annoyed someone’s not with me to be amused by me too lol (female)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this

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made me laugh and nice piv of your tit hanging out

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I laugh at myself because I'm such a numpty, does that count?

Jo.Xx

You make me smile

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I don’t think I’m funny, but I always seem to make most laugh or smile

Maybe it’s my face or just I’m a little nuts, who knows but if I make someone smile once a day and forget (even if for a few minutes) forget their worries, then job done

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this

made me laugh and nice piv of your tit hanging out

What's a piv

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Dunno where that was supposed to go

I laugh at myself all the time...I'm funny as fuck

You are

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"You do make me smile

As my Welsh man

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I find you fucking hilarious

Right back at you funny woman

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Apparently I have my amusing moments

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Does being a fool count

You always get my attention

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot the F in mine

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this

You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas

Wtf have we had this convo

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"You forgot the F in mine

Oh Jesus you are the funniest person I know. Keep it up

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Apparently I have my amusing moments

I've seen some

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this

You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas

Wtf have we had this convo

Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Apparently I have my amusing moments

I've seen some

Only some???

I'm outraged!!!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this

You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas

Wtf have we had this convo

Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels

Feck me I went for the box. You've been put in my window licker category

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this

You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas

Wtf have we had this convo

Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels

Feck me I went for the box. You've been put in my window licker category

Furrynuff. I'm gonna eat curly wurly's then

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this

You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas

Wtf have we had this convo

Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels

Feck me I went for the box. You've been put in my window licker category

Furrynuff. I'm gonna eat curly wurly's then

Where's mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your sexual niche is very scary

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this

You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas

Wtf have we had this convo

Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels

Feck me I went for the box. You've been put in my window licker category

Furrynuff. I'm gonna eat curly wurly's then

Where's mine

Gnmmph, mummmff, it's not in my, schlirmfff, mouth. Honest

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I think your sexual niche is very scary

Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this

You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas

Wtf have we had this convo

Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels

Feck me I went for the box. You've been put in my window licker category

Furrynuff. I'm gonna eat curly wurly's then

Where's mine

Gnmmph, mummmff, it's not in my, schlirmfff, mouth. Honest

In English please

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

Gotta be honest, really putting some effort into fab recently, but really struggling, just finding things so draining

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this

You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas

Wtf have we had this convo

Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels

Feck me I went for the box. You've been put in my window licker category

Furrynuff. I'm gonna eat curly wurly's then

Where's mine

Gnmmph, mummmff, it's not in my, schlirmfff, mouth. Honest

In English please

Sorry. Had a gob full of curly wurly. Bugger. I didn't eat yours. Honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think your sexual niche is very scary

Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys

No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Gotta be honest, really putting some effort into fab recently, but really struggling, just finding things so draining

Xp"

Don't take it too seriously. Be funny be yourself you never know

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I think your sexual niche is very scary

Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys

No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me

When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this

You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas

Wtf have we had this convo

Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels

Feck me I went for the box. You've been put in my window licker category

Furrynuff. I'm gonna eat curly wurly's then

Where's mine

Gnmmph, mummmff, it's not in my, schlirmfff, mouth. Honest

In English please

Sorry. Had a gob full of curly wurly. Bugger. I didn't eat yours. Honest."

Bitch

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

"Gotta be honest, really putting some effort into fab recently, but really struggling, just finding things so draining

Don't take it too seriously. Be funny be yourself you never know

I don’t, but the constant ignoring of your best efforts to be kind, funny and considerate, makes you think why the fuck do I bother?!?

More chance of winning the lottery I reckon

But thank you for your kind reply xxxx

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"I think your sexual niche is very scary

Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys

No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me

When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO

It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"I think your sexual niche is very scary

Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys

No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me

When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO

It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma.

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over a year ago

"I think your sexual niche is very scary

Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys

No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me

When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO

It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma."

It’s the swinging that scares me, I get sick

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Gotta be honest, really putting some effort into fab recently, but really struggling, just finding things so draining

Don't take it too seriously. Be funny be yourself you never know

I don’t, but the constant ignoring of your best efforts to be kind, funny and considerate, makes you think why the fuck do I bother?!?

More chance of winning the lottery I reckon

But thank you for your kind reply xxxx"

Do you need the winning lottery numbers

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I think your sexual niche is very scary

Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys

No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me

When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO

It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma."

You said that twice. You want twice as big

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

"Gotta be honest, really putting some effort into fab recently, but really struggling, just finding things so draining

Don't take it too seriously. Be funny be yourself you never know

I don’t, but the constant ignoring of your best efforts to be kind, funny and considerate, makes you think why the fuck do I bother?!?

More chance of winning the lottery I reckon

But thank you for your kind reply xxxx

Do you need the winning lottery numbers

Just a reply to an opening message would be appreciated, hugely

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I laugh at myself because I'm such a numpty, does that count?

Jo.Xx

You make me smile

You mean, you laugh at me!

Jo.Xx

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Gotta be honest, really putting some effort into fab recently, but really struggling, just finding things so draining

Don't take it too seriously. Be funny be yourself you never know

I don’t, but the constant ignoring of your best efforts to be kind, funny and considerate, makes you think why the fuck do I bother?!?

More chance of winning the lottery I reckon

But thank you for your kind reply xxxx

Do you need the winning lottery numbers

Just a reply to an opening message would be appreciated, hugely

Bless you keep trying. There are nice people out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I giggle at my self regular im fucking hilarious

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"I think your sexual niche is very scary

Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys

No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me

When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO

It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma.

You said that twice. You want twice as big

Okay. I'll go up to a tangerine but no bigger

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I like to make myself chuckle on the train, no-one sits next to you then

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I giggle at my self regular im fucking hilarious"

Who are you again

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I think your sexual niche is very scary

Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys

No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me

When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO

It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma.

You said that twice. You want twice as big

Okay. I'll go up to a tangerine but no bigger

Duck tape

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I like to make myself chuckle on the train, no-one sits next to you then "

You need me on a bus. I was actually singing this morning

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Definitely! I am the only one that tickles me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sense of humour that is a bit of acquired taste. Some love it, lots don’t. I laugh at myself frequently. That is often my purpose for posting. If anyone else laughs too it’s a bonus.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I like to make myself chuckle on the train, no-one sits next to you then

You need me on a bus. I was actually singing this morning

Have you been on buses in East Yorkshire? Singing would make you one of the more stable passengers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think your sexual niche is very scary

Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys

No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me

When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO

It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma.

You said that twice. You want twice as big

Okay. I'll go up to a tangerine but no bigger

Duck tape

Someone say duck tape?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I think your sexual niche is very scary

Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys

No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me

When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO

It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma.

You said that twice. You want twice as big

Okay. I'll go up to a tangerine but no bigger

Duck tape

Someone say duck tape?"

Wasn't it in a wardrobe

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Definitely! I am the only one that tickles me

Happy for you

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I have a sense of humour that is a bit of acquired taste. Some love it, lots don’t. I laugh at myself frequently. That is often my purpose for posting. If anyone else laughs too it’s a bonus."

Oh doc squeezes

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I like to make myself chuckle on the train, no-one sits next to you then

You need me on a bus. I was actually singing this morning

Have you been on buses in East Yorkshire? Singing would make you one of the more stable passengers! "

Stable haha. Where I am they lick windows

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over a year ago

"I think your sexual niche is very scary

Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys

No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me

When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO

It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma.

You said that twice. You want twice as big

Okay. I'll go up to a tangerine but no bigger

Duck tape

Someone say duck tape?

Wasn't it in a wardrobe

No, I’m in here now and can’t see it

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I think your sexual niche is very scary

Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys

No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me

When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO

It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma.

You said that twice. You want twice as big

Okay. I'll go up to a tangerine but no bigger

Duck tape

Someone say duck tape?

Wasn't it in a wardrobe

No, I’m in here now and can’t see it"

Can it be in a wardrobe. It's my fetish

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I like to make myself chuckle on the train, no-one sits next to you then

You need me on a bus. I was actually singing this morning

Have you been on buses in East Yorkshire? Singing would make you one of the more stable passengers!

Stable haha. Where I am they lick windows

Lick the seats here!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I like to make myself chuckle on the train, no-one sits next to you then

You need me on a bus. I was actually singing this morning

Have you been on buses in East Yorkshire? Singing would make you one of the more stable passengers!

Stable haha. Where I am they lick windows

Lick the seats here! "

Chucked a little then. Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know what you are taking about but you have to know that paracetamol makes ppl slimmer if they take it with green tea

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Don't know what you are taking about but you have to know that paracetamol makes ppl slimmer if they take it with green tea "

You lose me daily. Make me smile daily too

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I just don’t do humour. I find it childish and frivolous.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I just don’t do humour. I find it childish and frivolous. "

Feck off you. Can you see my growler

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I just don’t do humour. I find it childish and frivolous.

Feck off you. Can you see my growler

I can’t see it for the flies and vermin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also hilarious...

In my own mind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this

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definitely I amuse myself all the time

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm also hilarious...

In my own mind lol"

I live in la la land. Great place to be

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I try not to laugh too much, I find the little patches of wee embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A great saying is ' if you can't please you who can you please '

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A great saying is ' if you can't please you who can you please '

Great saying

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