FabSwingers.com forum: Give us your boring news update

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just opened a tub of ice cream eaten half and now I feel sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like the new tuna cans that have foil instead of a ringpull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ate 2 pizzas and now having a few lagers and a cheeky JD and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stroking my smelly pussy. He needs a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had salmon for dinner...now snacking on some grapes

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By *terobs6869Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

McDonald's in Llandudno Junction has run out of milkshakes

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Had bangers and mash for dinner after we both fad nondescript days at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just ate 2 pizzas and now having a few lagers and a cheeky JD and "

2 pizzas? I'm sure you are my dream man pet

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

Facebook is broken

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm stroking my smelly pussy. He needs a bath"
nice misdirection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a cup of coffee in my new mug, done some ironing and might wash my growler haha

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Having a cup of coffee in my new mug, done some ironing and might wash my growler haha"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I've just taken a photo for a friend and my face is covered in freckles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m waiting for Love Island

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I'm still awake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just ate 2 pizzas and now having a few lagers and a cheeky JD and

2 pizzas? I'm sure you are my dream man pet

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Facebook is broken "

And WhatsApp and Instagram

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m watching Wild Bill.

Someone has to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate a punnet of cherries and i have bellyache now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours got a new shed

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By *wesomepearWoman
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Tucked up in bed with a cuppa and Love Island

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

My slipper fell off my foot and now I have cold toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ran out of milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to put the bed clothes on the bed before bedtime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just eaten a salted caramel magnum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's 21.12 a time palindrome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to file my thumb nail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doing nothing

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

I got an aching tooth ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got in from work, feet up, pjs on glass of wine - thinking about what to have for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking my last can of Pepsi max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching tennis... Awesome Gauff... What a player... Go girl

I've also just eaten a mint Mangum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife at work.

I am watching Women’s Rugby, contemplating ordering a Chinese

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wife at work.

I am watching Women’s Rugby, contemplating ordering a Chinese"

a Chinese woman or a Chinese wife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog has decided to go to sleep on the beanbag, even though he knows he always gets a bollocking for doing it!!

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Our snake is still missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wife at work.

I am watching Women’s Rugby, contemplating ordering a Chinese

a Chinese woman or a Chinese wife?"

Yes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog had been sick on my living room floor today

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

I'm just about to eat pear and custard

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I didn’t win the parent’s race

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By *W_RedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've just mowed the lawn

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By *ristolcouple21Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

I’ve just eaten a chicken salad and I’m having a wine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just put some washing on, I don't want to have to hang it out when it's finished though

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I just had hiccoughs for about twenty minutes but they've gone now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm enjoying a nice Yorkshire tea then bed time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight i ate 3 bars of galaxy it was pleasurable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just noticed that the cup I'm drinking my milk from is slightly chipped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate some mixed nuts, the salted caramel coating was way too exciting, so am relieved there was an abundance of plain cashew nuts x Viv x (sadly the nuts were of the food variety) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a brioche bun at work today

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I just saw a bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be a huge deal if I pissed the bed so I didn't have to get up?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Would it be a huge deal if I pissed the bed so I didn't have to get up?"

Nah go for it... It'll be nice and warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it be a huge deal if I pissed the bed so I didn't have to get up?

Nah go for it... It'll be nice and warm

Silver linings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm scratching my right knee cap and inner thigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And my wrist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the bath and my knee hurts

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

In from a hard gym session and im watching love island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lethargic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've eaten alot of broccoli this week, and now I'm constipated

And I have alarmingly creaky floorboards

And a mysterious bruise on my leg, that looks a bit like a spaceship.

Oh, and I forgot to buy deodrant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just run out of Pringles.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Bloody phone charger isn't working

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Bacardi has been fun tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in bed and I can't be bothered to get up so I can pee and brush my teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a cup of coffee in my new mug, done some ironing and might wash my growler haha

What? Lol

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

I’ve just broken my Nintendo Switch

sad times indeed....

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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

We bought a new bed

but after swapping it over with our old bed, we're now too knackered to christen it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had an early night in bed with a magazine ( not that kinda magazine either )

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By *ushwacker75Man
over a year ago

Measham

Black paint dries quicker than white paint in the sun

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

My new turf is down !

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I’ve just broken my Nintendo Switch

sad times indeed...."

Was you playing tennis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There will be more boring news updates shortly.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"I’ve just broken my Nintendo Switch

sad times indeed....

Was you playing tennis

Unfortunately not.... I jumped on the sofa and forgot it was under a pillow wedged against the arm - one large crunch later

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Will i have another beer or go to bed ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t decide if I want butterfly chicken on its own or butterfly chicken with two sides.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great bowel movement everyone

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By *restonM50Man
over a year ago

preston

Just woken up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not taking my dog out because i dont have one

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I done loads of washing yesterday

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

My paint is drying

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

About to get ready for work. I just want to go back to sleep and maybe wake up Friday evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sun is shining. Birds are singing. So am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I almost had a banana for breakfast but it was off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I almost had a banana for breakfast but it was off. "

I have a ripe one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chris Gayle of the West Indies Cricket team only got 7 runs today and he's Out already.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I emptied my hotlist.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

I’ve been sat waiting for the AA for nearly 4 hours.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

The squirrels are stealing my strawberries from the garden

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I can see my sock is on a bit squint but I'm too lazy to bend over and fix it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's sunny again and the outlook is sunny I can't take it anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just eating potato salad and crisps for lunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The back of my shirt is wet ..due to global warming

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm waiting for my toenails to dry.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"The squirrels are stealing my strawberries from the garden

I like squirrels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too hot

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy

I’ve just peeled the skin of an apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished put the kettle on.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

I cracked my toe open on my door this morning and it's still throbbing!

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

Spent an hour today, tour guiding a group of 47 elderly day trippers around an English Heritage property for the first time. I was a little nervous, but soon got into the swing of things.

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

Weather forecast for the hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are hopefully chosing a new sofa on Monday

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

*News Flash*. . . The stainless draining board has polished up well. . . More updates as it happens !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm about to start mowing the lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hot.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm hot."

We agree . . But what's your news?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spent an hour today, tour guiding a group of 47 elderly day trippers around an English Heritage property for the first time. I was a little nervous, but soon got into the swing of things.

That reminds us....we have lost our English Heritage cards...and want to go to Attingham Park on Sat....bugger....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hot.

We agree . . But what's your news?

That's my news. I'm hot coz I'm outside and it's hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And, our cat has just brought a dead mouse in for us....how kind.

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By *ohnnyB82Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Just broke my ankle, trust me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m number one on top pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuck on m25 for 4 hours minimum, bad crash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it's been hot hot hot all day nobody here has died of heat exposure and many have swam naked in the sea I think I deserve a Guinness for getting through this day it's been exhausting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m number one on top pics

ooo yes u are. Is it because you've only got 4 fingers on each hand are you are in fact an ALIEN.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its gone from dark to light...all due to global warming I'm sure

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm up for work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got cramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got lots of mosquito bites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m researching road bikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foot down friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m about to wipe my bum

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

We're preparing to set up camp for the weekend- it takes 9 hours to set up.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My coffee is wonderful today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to work in 2 hours.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

And my legs bloody hurt today. I love weight lifting except when I hate it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My coffee is too hot.this is due to global warming... probably.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My coffee is too hot.this is due to global warming... probably."

Hope you didn't burn it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just hoovered and wiped kitchen sides. Going to have a cup of tea and tackle the laundry.

#blessed #livingmybestlife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took my sunglasses off and polished them still couldn't see so took eyeballs out and polished them

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Wishing my life away at work... until 6 at least

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm sitting in a car and I feel slightly nauseous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying in an overhot hotel room trying to sleep. Had a coffee.

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

I just deleted a spam email

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My legs are really sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I before e except after c

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Someone put in a complaint about me.

Just annoyed it was the one.

Must try harder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for it cool down then gonna walk the dog!!

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

I've just turned on the radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to get my hair cut tonight, but have decided to get it done tomorrow morning instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancied some cider tonight, so I've bought some. Also the paint is nearly dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just put my tea in the oven and when it’s ready I might just eat it

Anymore excitement and I will need a defibrillator

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I before e except after c"

There's no I in 'team'.

Yes there is.

there's 'm' and 'e' = me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh I just ordered a lovely dress on ebay,,its red with white polka dots,,yea

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

"Spent an hour today, tour guiding a group of 47 elderly day trippers around an English Heritage property for the first time. I was a little nervous, but soon got into the swing of things.

That reminds us....we have lost our English Heritage cards...and want to go to Attingham Park on Sat....bugger...."

Attingham Park is National Trust. I’m sure if you can prove your membership, they’ll let you in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got back from shopping. Now relaxing with a coffee. Riveting, I know.

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got back from shopping. Now relaxing with a coffee. Riveting, I know.

Holly

gosh sounds really really wonderfully exciting,,wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got back from shopping. Now relaxing with a coffee. Riveting, I know.

Holly

gosh sounds really really wonderfully exciting,,wow

Living the rock legend lifestyle

Holly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its trying to rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lying on my back in the sun and I've got to walk 5 miles to get corfee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The wind is blowing a tree outside from side to side..first one way then the other. The tree doesn't seem to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've ran out of sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've ran out of sugar"

You’re sweet enough

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I’ve got a black eye

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

The sunburn on my left shoulder hurts. I've taken some ibuprofen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've ran out of sugar

You’re sweet enough "

Smooth talker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tides in at Rye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bread’s out of date

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

Today is Saturday that's mid weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God it's hot, going for a swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to abfabs last night and played pool. That's the only playing I did last night and I lost ... Twice

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over a year ago

I've just sanded our kitchen stool.

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over a year ago

"I went to abfabs last night and played pool. That's the only playing I did last night and I lost ... Twice "
but on the flipside you're in love much more interesting news

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

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Jeez..a smelly guy has just sat next to me on the bus...I'm going to bring a cock pic up maybe he'll move ( there are other seats available)

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over a year ago

I’m going to a bbq

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I have just finished putting the first coat of paint on the walls in the spare bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Question just asked by a commentator to a jockey on itv racing,"which horse will win - yes or no"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just made a coffee

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over a year ago

"Jeez..a smelly guy has just sat next to me on the bus...I'm going to bring a cock pic up maybe he'll move ( there are other seats available)

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he may get closer though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in a good mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Bout to shave me ed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling cute, might post a selfie? Like if you want to see one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just educated myself on the John West jacket toppers (tuna with lime & black pepper dressing) nutritional values.

Diets going well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just walked back from town after salon

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

I've just had a yogurt and I'm still not dressed

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over a year ago

"Feeling cute, might post a selfie? Like if you want to see one

Might delete later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had a yogurt and I'm still not dressed "

Maybe put yoghurt on your body and wear it as a clothing

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