FabSwingers.com forum: LLP thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Time for some lightheartedness. Here's a thread for those who want to lamp post piss other posters. The most epic piss gets a reward

Holly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

LPP... Christ!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LPP... Christ!

Thread ruined, close it down

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Haha I’m totally confused

I’ll sit in the kerb and observe for now to figure out what LPP actually stands for haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bagged the man of my dreams, and probably many other peoples dreams too so suck my balls!

In truthsies, I adore this fella immensely and love him with every breath, even if at times I could elbow drop him in the nut sack.

Bliss by mouth Aka B, take a fucking bow you legend and Princess Peach tamer.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

This is niche, even for here - people turned on by Limited Liability Partnerships

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I’m totally confused

I’ll sit in the kerb and observe for now to figure out what LPP actually stands for haha

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Do you mind if i join you in working this one out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha I’m totally confused

I’ll sit in the kerb and observe for now to figure out what LPP actually stands for haha

Oh Spurschick you are so beautiful and sexy! My favourite on the whole site. I wish that you would meet me and if show you just how special you are!!..... That's LPP

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli, you're a red diamond - one of the rarest in the word and utterly priceless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bagged the man of my dreams, and probably many other peoples dreams too so suck my balls!

In truthsies, I adore this fella immensely and love him with every breath, even if at times I could elbow drop him in the nut sack.

Bliss by mouth Aka B, take a fucking bow you legend and Princess Peach tamer.

This one knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss.honey.

Words cannot express how much you mean to me you dick bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is niche, even for here - people turned on by Limited Liability Partnerships

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few to do but need to start work

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Haha I’m totally confused

I’ll sit in the kerb and observe for now to figure out what LPP actually stands for haha

Oh Spurschick you are so beautiful and sexy! My favourite on the whole site. I wish that you would meet me and if show you just how special you are!!..... That's LPP

Holly"

Thanks Holly .... looks like I’ll need my bucket handy on the kerb with me for this thread .... a LPP overdrive

haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a few to do but need to start work

I'm sure it will be waiting for you, when you get back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha I’m totally confused

I’ll sit in the kerb and observe for now to figure out what LPP actually stands for haha

Oh Spurschick you are so beautiful and sexy! My favourite on the whole site. I wish that you would meet me and if show you just how special you are!!..... That's LPP

Holly

Thanks Holly .... looks like I’ll need my bucket handy on the kerb with me for this thread .... a LPP overdrive

haha "

If you are going to do it, always go big or go home, that's my motto.... plus I want the reward

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't even bring myself to do it in jest... its just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubi is the sexiest woman I've ever seen. I love her forum posts, she's so insightful but also really funny.

I wish I could marry her and have her babies. She's the most amazing woman on fab, way better than that one I named yesterday and the one I fancied last week is just a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.

There, an LPP job well done I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't even bring myself to do it in jest... its just wrong

I really admire your modesty. You are amazing

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over a year ago

"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.

There, an LPP job well done I reckon

It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubi is the sexiest woman I've ever seen. I love her forum posts, she's so insightful but also really funny.

I wish I could marry her and have her babies. She's the most amazing woman on fab, way better than that one I named yesterday and the one I fancied last week is just a bitch. "

It took me way to long to figure out who Rubi is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pat Mustard

He steals peoples sides of beds,talks through classic films like Jurassic Park and sends random pictures of vaginas.But his cock is amazing so I like him

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over a year ago

"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.

There, an LPP job well done I reckon

It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!

Tea"

Ugh! You're sooooo bossy!

OK then. There's my beautiful boyfriend, my lovely amazing female friend, and one or two other caring and supportive and highly entertaining people.

There. Good enough?

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over a year ago

"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.

There, an LPP job well done I reckon

It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!

Tea

Ugh! You're sooooo bossy!

OK then. There's my beautiful boyfriend, my lovely amazing female friend, and one or two other caring and supportive and highly entertaining people.

There. Good enough? "

Nope. NAMES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.

There, an LPP job well done I reckon

It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!

Tea

Ugh! You're sooooo bossy!

OK then. There's my beautiful boyfriend, my lovely amazing female friend, and one or two other caring and supportive and highly entertaining people.

There. Good enough?

Nope. NAMES! "

Just imagine some names in my text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.

There, an LPP job well done I reckon

It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!

Tea

Ugh! You're sooooo bossy!

OK then. There's my beautiful boyfriend, my lovely amazing female friend, and one or two other caring and supportive and highly entertaining people.

There. Good enough?

Nope. NAMES!

Just imagine some names in my text. "

It's alright, I already did

Do I get a prize if I'm right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubi is the sexiest woman I've ever seen. I love her forum posts, she's so insightful but also really funny.

I wish I could marry her and have her babies. She's the most amazing woman on fab, way better than that one I named yesterday and the one I fancied last week is just a bitch. "

Did you wet yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.

There, an LPP job well done I reckon

It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!

Tea

Ugh! You're sooooo bossy!

OK then. There's my beautiful boyfriend, my lovely amazing female friend, and one or two other caring and supportive and highly entertaining people.

There. Good enough?

Nope. NAMES!

Just imagine some names in my text.

It's alright, I already did

Do I get a prize if I'm right? "

Ticket to the zoo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.

There, an LPP job well done I reckon

It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!

Tea"

That’s called urinating on the group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.

There, an LPP job well done I reckon

It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!

Tea

Ugh! You're sooooo bossy!

OK then. There's my beautiful boyfriend, my lovely amazing female friend, and one or two other caring and supportive and highly entertaining people.

There. Good enough?

Nope. NAMES!

Just imagine some names in my text.

It's alright, I already did

Do I get a prize if I'm right?

Ticket to the zoo? "

Only if its one with orangutans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.

There, an LPP job well done I reckon

It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!

Tea

Ugh! You're sooooo bossy!

OK then. There's my beautiful boyfriend, my lovely amazing female friend, and one or two other caring and supportive and highly entertaining people.

There. Good enough?

Nope. NAMES!

Just imagine some names in my text.

It's alright, I already did

Do I get a prize if I'm right?

Ticket to the zoo?

Only if its one with orangutans "

It's a deal

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I love a good golden shower, ta P and Nell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just flown home in a Chinook helicopter, rather than taking the bus...which was nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there done that

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then.

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Been there done that

You? Never...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been there done that

You? Never...

"
dont get me fired up again you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well as my beautiful, intelligent and unbelievably funny girlfriend has taken the time to write a thread I feel the need to take a monster piss.

Where can start with my jaw droppingly stunning girlfriend?

Holly has not stolen my heart I gave it willingly to her and she has become far more than my better half she has completed me in a way no one else ever has or ever will.

I will be there through the good times and bad, we will be making each other laugh and cry out in pleasure till the end of our days.

If anyone ever oversteps the mark or hurts Holly they will have me to answer to and i will defend her with my dying breath.

We are a match made in heaven and i love you now, yesterday and forever more.

Your Handsome Woodsman

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well as my beautiful, intelligent and unbelievably funny girlfriend has taken the time to write a thread I feel the need to take a monster piss.

Where can start with my jaw droppingly stunning girlfriend?

Holly has not stolen my heart I gave it willingly to her and she has become far more than my better half she has completed me in a way no one else ever has or ever will.

I will be there through the good times and bad, we will be making each other laugh and cry out in pleasure till the end of our days.

If anyone ever oversteps the mark or hurts Holly they will have me to answer to and i will defend her with my dying breath.

We are a match made in heaven and i love you now, yesterday and forever more.

Your Handsome Woodsman

xxx

LJ"

Oh wow! I'm actually speechless with that. That is so beautiful and I'm so touched. I'll have to put my thinking cap on and see it I can even touch those wonderful words tomorrow

luv)

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gemini. You're my wise old owl and I owe you many thanks for being so honest, true and even brutal when needed. You're a legend among men and very dear to me. I'm a better person for knowing you, albeit virtually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PP your a great and true pal . A seriously wonderful chap

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