FabSwingers.com forum: Do women have sex

By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

A good friend of mine once told me women aren’t allowed to have sexi time or even think about it and that they don’t have organisms! Either. Was she right

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Is your friend a virginal nun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U ok hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They only have sex when men want it. They do not seek sex for their own pleasure. Women are made for men’s pleasure, nothing more

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"They only have sex when men want it. They do not seek sex for their own pleasure. Women are made for men’s pleasure, nothing more "

Ahhh thank you Queenie. I knew there was some truth in what she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never done sex. Dirty fuckin passtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never done sex. Dirty fuckin passtime"

Literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They only have sex when men want it. They do not seek sex for their own pleasure. Women are made for men’s pleasure, nothing more "

Jesus. Wish this is true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They only have sex when men want it. They do not seek sex for their own pleasure. Women are made for men’s pleasure, nothing more

Ahhh thank you Queenie. I knew there was some truth in what she said

Glad I could help

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is your friend a virginal nun? "

No but I think she hAs a cat suit and a sex for dummies book

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"They only have sex when men want it. They do not seek sex for their own pleasure. Women are made for men’s pleasure, nothing more "

Well yeah, what else would they be used for, opening jars?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Lie back and think of England is what I was told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good friend of mine once told me women aren’t allowed to have sexi time or even think about it and that they don’t have organisms! Either. Was she right "
organisms? They are a single celled life form

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't think the majority of women do. Only the ones who post about it on here are actually doing it.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Lie back and think of England is what I was told."

As you name the counties? That was in a book I read and it made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lie back and think of England is what I was told."

When men think of england normally world cup we get told off

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Nope. The idea that the virgin Mary was unusual is an enormous scam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex? It's called fornication round here and will get you sent to hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SEX IS FOR MAKING BABIES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. The idea that the virgin Mary was unusual is an enormous scam. "
she was a secret swinger she just kept it from her ma and pa

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"SEX IS FOR MAKING BABIES "

With the lights out through a sheet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the kind of organism shes got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought sex was what posh people kept their coal in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They only have sex when men want it. They do not seek sex for their own pleasure. Women are made for men’s pleasure, nothing more "

Women, know your role!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SEX IS FOR MAKING BABIES "

I found my babies in a cabbage patch. Honest...

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"SEX IS FOR MAKING BABIES

I found my babies in a cabbage patch. Honest... "

So that’s where the little bastards came from. Jesus if only I’d have know sooner I’d have dug it up

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

WTF!!!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Clearly that doesn’t apply to me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"What's sex?

I can show you.

(Why has no one typed this yet?)

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I know lots of women who are going to hell.... Fortunately I'm going there too...

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"What's sex?

I can show you.

(Why has no one typed this yet?)"

You heathen your not allowed to know Begone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry....I think hubby may have signed us up to the wrong site...

I was assured this was about making playground equipment....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

It's all a lie cos I know women that want to have sex with me

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

whats the feck is SEX????????? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They only have sex when men want it. They do not seek sex for their own pleasure. Women are made for men’s pleasure, nothing more

Ahhh thank you Queenie. I knew there was some truth in what she said

Glad I could help

Plus all that cooking and cleaning you all like so much.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"They only have sex when men want it. They do not seek sex for their own pleasure. Women are made for men’s pleasure, nothing more "

I think i might be a man then

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Sorry....I think hubby may have signed us up to the wrong site...

I was assured this was about making playground equipment...."

you mean it isnt!!!! ffs i got all the plans drawn up too!!!!!!!

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By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

According to the forums, none of the men here are having sex. It follows that the women can't be either. Who would they have sex with?

What's that? Women having sex with other women? Don't be ridiculous! That could never happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats the feck is SEX????????? lol

SEX:- the science of determining, based on anatomical and physiological differences, the difference between male or female.

Hope that clears that up....

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"whats the feck is SEX????????? lol

SEX:- the science of determining, based on anatomical and physiological differences, the difference between male or female.

Hope that clears that up...."

thats great thanks for that xxxx

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