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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just saw on Facebook that Bueno Pearls are now a thing! About the size of malteasers. They look beautiful

Now F&B can make anal beads from them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only do anal beads with gnocchi

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"Just saw on Facebook that Bueno Pearls are now a thing! About the size of malteasers. They look beautiful

Now F&B can make anal beads from them!"

Edible anal heads noice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only do anal beads with gnocchi"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just saw on Facebook that Bueno Pearls are now a thing! About the size of malteasers. They look beautiful

Now F&B can make anal beads from them!"

Really wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only do anal beads with gnocchi"
uncooked of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course "

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius "
If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

"
at least someone who gets me

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me "

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

"
tmi

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus "

37.5 bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you ! "

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x"

What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x

What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?"

Ciao is a code for analocchi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection "

Well here I am

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x

What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?

Ciao is a code for analocchi "

I see.

So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x

What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?

Ciao is a code for analocchi

I see.

So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,"

I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection

Well here I am "

Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection

Well here I am

Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?"

I could make it so

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x

What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?

Ciao is a code for analocchi

I see.

So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,

I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao "

I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection

Well here I am

Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?

I could make it so"

Are you creamy and cold?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection

Well here I am

Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?

I could make it so

Are you creamy and cold?"

I could make it so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x

What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?

Ciao is a code for analocchi

I see.

So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,

I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao

I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi? "

Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x

What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?"
Caio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection

Well here I am

Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?

I could make it so

Are you creamy and cold?

I could make it so "

Are you covered in crunchy wafer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection

Well here I am

Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?

I could make it so

Are you creamy and cold?

I could make it so

Are you covered in crunchy wafer?"

Listen. I’m perfect okay

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x

What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?

Ciao is a code for analocchi

I see.

So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,

I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao

I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi?

Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly "

Loving the randomness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection

Well here I am

Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?

I could make it so

Are you creamy and cold?

I could make it so

Are you covered in crunchy wafer?

Listen. I’m perfect okay"

Is your bottom filled with chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x

What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?

Ciao is a code for analocchi

I see.

So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,

I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao

I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi?

Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly

Loving the randomness

Does the randomness make you want to fuck us both ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection

Well here I am

Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?

I could make it so

Are you creamy and cold?

I could make it so

Are you covered in crunchy wafer?

Listen. I’m perfect okay

Is your bottom filled with chocolate? "

Yes. Yes it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection

Well here I am

Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?

I could make it so

Are you creamy and cold?

I could make it so

Are you covered in crunchy wafer?

Listen. I’m perfect okay

Is your bottom filled with chocolate?

Yes. Yes it is. "

You *might* be perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection

Well here I am

Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?

I could make it so

Are you creamy and cold?

I could make it so

Are you covered in crunchy wafer?

Listen. I’m perfect okay

Is your bottom filled with chocolate?

Yes. Yes it is.

You are perfect "

I know!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x

What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?

Ciao is a code for analocchi

I see.

So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,

I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao

I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi?

Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly

Loving the randomness

Does the randomness make you want to fuck us both ?

Maybe, I mean two hunks and food..

What’s not to like?.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x

What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?

Ciao is a code for analocchi

I see.

So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,

I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao

I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi?

Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly

Loving the randomness

Does the randomness make you want to fuck us both ?

Maybe, I mean two hunks and food..

What’s not to like?.

A hunk, a weirdo and food you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection

Well here I am

Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?

I could make it so

Are you creamy and cold?

I could make it so

Are you covered in crunchy wafer?

Listen. I’m perfect okay

Is your bottom filled with chocolate?

Yes. Yes it is.

You are perfect

Please don't, I'm too modest for such praise"

Bloody hell learn to take a compliment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection

Well here I am

Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?

I could make it so

Are you creamy and cold?

I could make it so

Are you covered in crunchy wafer?

Listen. I’m perfect okay

Is your bottom filled with chocolate?

Yes. Yes it is.

You are perfect

Please don't, I'm too modest for such praise

Bloody hell learn to take a compliment "

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x

What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?

Ciao is a code for analocchi

I see.

So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,

I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao

I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi?

Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly

Loving the randomness

Does the randomness make you want to fuck us both ?

Maybe, I mean two hunks and food..

What’s not to like?.

A hunk, a weirdo and food you mean?

which one is which?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Turns around and leaves quickly

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x

What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?

Ciao is a code for analocchi

I see.

So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,

I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao

I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi?

Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly

Loving the randomness

Does the randomness make you want to fuck us both ?

Maybe, I mean two hunks and food..

What’s not to like?.

A hunk, a weirdo and food you mean?

which one is which?"

F&B is clearly the hunk. Do you not agree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course

Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely

If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole

at least someone who gets me

What can I say, I'm a clever guy

With an 37°C anus

37.5 bud

My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !

I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!

You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x

What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?

Ciao is a code for analocchi

I see.

So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,

I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao

I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi?

Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly

Loving the randomness

Does the randomness make you want to fuck us both ?

Maybe, I mean two hunks and food..

What’s not to like?.

A hunk, a weirdo and food you mean?

which one is which?

F&B is clearly the hunk. Do you not agree?"

Absolutely not !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they’re white chocolate I’ll try it

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