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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A bit of a tongue and cheek post but I think most of us will have experienced these at some point...

A quandry.

Reading my emails recently I face some tough decisions.

So here is Graham with a quick reminder (this will be totally lost on you if you have never seen Blind Date. For reference it was 'a lorra lorra laughs')

Potential number 1..

This man will have your head in a spin. Excitement ? Lust? Pure unadulterated pleasure? NO. It seems he can't speak the same language. Or uses entirely text speak which takes far too long to decode..

Potential number 2.

Now this one is a keeper. Primarily because he wont take no for an answer!

Lastly number 3.

What's not to love about the scary couple who look like they haven't groomed in months and live on the other side of the world?

The decision is yours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bit of a tongue and cheek post but I think most of us will have experienced these at some point...

A quandry.

Reading my emails recently I face some tough decisions.

So here is Graham with a quick reminder (this will be totally lost on you if you have never seen Blind Date. For reference it was 'a lorra lorra laughs')

Potential number 1..

This man will have your head in a spin. Excitement ? Lust? Pure unadulterated pleasure? NO. It seems he can't speak the same language. Or uses entirely text speak which takes far too long to decode..

Potential number 2.

Now this one is a keeper. Primarily because he wont take no for an answer!

Lastly number 3.

What's not to love about the scary couple who look like they haven't groomed in months and live on the other side of the world?

The decision is yours...

"

Duh?????

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Has to be 2 for me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Lol what a mixture!

I’ll go for #2

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I'll take number 4, The hot 35 year old bird from Edinburgh who's attentions are currently elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll take number 4, The hot 35 year old bird from Edinburgh who's attentions are currently elsewhere."
bonus points for reading the profile for you! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky you OP..

I'm well jel

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Phwoar number 3 sounds good, flying halfway round the world for a shag that smells like wet dog and chip fat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At last, I'm number one at something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lucky you OP..

I'm well jel "

Doesn't everyone's inbox look like this?!

I'm very willing to share xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Phwoar number 3 sounds good, flying halfway round the world for a shag that smells like wet dog and chip fat...."

I'm so glad fab isn't scratch and sniff

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of the above no.4 as it would never happen

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Just seeing where the OP is from, my Home City, and thinking I should return, after 30 years away.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

As long as you have a lorra lorra fun!

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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent


"A bit of a tongue and cheek post but I think most of us will have experienced these at some point...

A quandry.

Reading my emails recently I face some tough decisions.

So here is Graham with a quick reminder (this will be totally lost on you if you have never seen Blind Date. For reference it was 'a lorra lorra laughs')

Potential number 1..

This man will have your head in a spin. Excitement ? Lust? Pure unadulterated pleasure? NO. It seems he can't speak the same language. Or uses entirely text speak which takes far too long to decode..

Potential number 2.

Now this one is a keeper. Primarily because he wont take no for an answer!

Lastly number 3.

What's not to love about the scary couple who look like they haven't groomed in months and live on the other side of the world?

The decision is yours...

"

Totally read that last sentence in the voice of "our Graham"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go for the number 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phwoar number 3 sounds good, flying halfway round the world for a shag that smells like wet dog and chip fat....

I'm so glad fab isn't scratch and sniff "

The mind boggles.

And the stomach turns!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Yeah but if they didn't message the forums would be empty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a shame you don’t have a choice that’s a combination of all three!

You wouldn’t need to be making such a tough decision.

LJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 i value relentlessness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 1 sounds like the least scary option.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going hat shopping NOW, I feel a blind date wedding in the works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure you'll have a lorra lorra laughs with No. 1. If not, just tell him to shut his gob.

I loved Cilla

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Have them meet at a drive through dog wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wouldn't reply or meet them anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wonder I know

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Why have you been opening my mail again?

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By *eamgreen30Couple
over a year ago

stroud

Well Cilla I think I’d go for number 1. Purely because I could just google the text speak.

Plus think about it. A man who uses nonsensical text speak is likely to be quite compliant and willing because clearly there’s not much education going there. I might have a use for a man like that....

S xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why have you been opening my mail again? "
yes how did you know....... Damnit I thought I was good at hacking

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