FabSwingers.com forum: Get out!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You've met the poster above and things are going well, you take them back to yours and they do or say something that makes you throw them out.

What is it?

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"You've met the poster above and things are going well, you take them back to yours and they do or say something that makes you throw them out.

What is it? "
I'm struggling to thi k of anything you could say or do that would result in u been thrown out

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Your shoes look cheap" x close the door on the way out x

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"You've met the poster above and things are going well, you take them back to yours and they do or say something that makes you throw them out.

What is it? "

Do you do food afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and help themselves in the kitchen, how rude!...I want to play host!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go and help themselves in the kitchen, how rude!...I want to play host!

Leaves door open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go and help themselves in the kitchen, how rude!...I want to play host!

Throw me out of the kitchen....I'm wasting away here goddamnit

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Used my last Tassimo Caramel Latte pod.

Not cool....not cool at all in fact

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"Go and help themselves in the kitchen, how rude!...I want to play host!

Leaves door open

"I used to have a wang"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Called me "Babe"

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Touches the remote control

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By *iffler 2019Woman
over a year ago

Saltash aka Fraggle Rock

"Used my last Tassimo Caramel Latte pod.

Not cool....not cool at all in fact

Oh no the last chocochino pod lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing would make me throw you out babe

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Take "my" spot on the sofa and it's not going to end well...

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Caught them using my toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually my victims make more noise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

His cock spat at me

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By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

They get comfortable after

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

" We've won it 6 times " ...............GET OUT !!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Just don't be rude to my butler once back at GMF Towers...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He tried to make me serve him like a butler

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

He wanted to wear my underwear

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"He tried to make me serve him like a butler"

Maid Rubidoux, "Babe"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He got blood on my carpet, he should've known I was going to punch him and stepped onto the lino

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

They tried to make me eat celery.

‘Out!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Have you got any tetleys?'

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Turns out they don't own any hats..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

He didn't ejaculate skittles.

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Bromley

"He didn't ejaculate skittles."

I only post food topics to lure you in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed on my birthday presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offered me smooth peanut butter instead of crunchy

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"Offered me smooth peanut butter instead of crunchy"

Said north riding was better than east

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offered me smooth peanut butter instead of crunchy"

Fuckin' lies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/07/19 14:08:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've met the poster above and things are going well, you take them back to yours and they do or say something that makes you throw them out.

What is it? "
sorry you can't have my last rolo and I will not say it again

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Asked me to hold her knickers while she's cellotaping her penis to her leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It smells like a bus stop in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They get comfortable after "

And say 'can I stay?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drama - talking about drama, displaying any kind of drama and you are out

No nutters need apply

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

His Essex accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drama - talking about drama, displaying any kind of drama and you are out

No nutters need apply "

I thought you said Dharma for a minute there

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

He throw up on my cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She set a ferret on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to wank off my pet monkey

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Wore his Liverpool shirt to bed

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Turns out he's a Mormon in disguise..

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

He had a hairy bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ says ‘hold on a minute, I just need to give my fanny a quick swill’

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

He gets his phone out to check on fab

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"^ says ‘hold on a minute, I just need to give my fanny a quick swill’

You promised me boobs not balloons

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"He gets his phone out to check on fab

Does a big, loud fart and says I think I've followed through x

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"He gets his phone out to check on fab

Does a big, loud fart and says I think I've followed through x

Says she caught tummy bug off guy above that made them follow through....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His Essex accent

What’s wrong with Essex accent - I can be quite charming I have you know haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing would make me throw you out babe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear socks in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst in the moment of passion he calls you by another woman's name

Close the front door behind you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ate my cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found big old captain winky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst in the moment of passion he calls you by another woman's name

Close the front door behind you !"
as I come in..... Always

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