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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Donald Trump,blonde hair Gemini.

Boris Johnson,blonde hair Gemini

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If it’s political odd facts we’re talking about then, President Benjamin Franklin once wrote a pamphlet entitled......‘Fart Proudly’(!!!)

I haven’t personally read it but I’ll wager that it was doubtless quite awesome and highly empowering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The top of the Eiffel Tower leans away from the sun.. can be up to as much as 7 inches

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By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

There are more donkey related deaths each year than people who die in a aeroplane accidents

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Scottish national animal is the Unicorn

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Stressed

spelled backwards spells

Desserts

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did you know that science has made an estimated calculation for the number of grains of sand on the earth?

Seven quintillion, five quadrillion roughly in fact(!!!)

Or.....’a fucking lot’ in layman terms.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow ...

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Now ... how many of you tried?

Be honest

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Sharks are the only species immune to cancer

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

There is a McDonald’s in every continent except Antarctica..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that science has made an estimated calculation for the number of grains of sand on the earth?

Seven quintillion, five quadrillion roughly in fact(!!!)

Or.....’a fucking lot’ in layman terms."

And there are more stars in space than there are grains of sand on Earth

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"There is a McDonald’s in every continent except Antarctica.."

Give them time...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If two pieces of the same type of metal touch in space they will permanently bond.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The average speed a man ejaculates (that is to say the speed at which the ejaculate itself is fired forth from the man’s dingaling) ranges from between about 28 miles per hour (the approximate speed a bus typically travels at in a city environment) and a fairly admirable 43 miles per hour.

Be mindful not to go wanking off next to speed cameras therefore guys.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow ...

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Now ... how many of you tried?

Be honest "

Not true!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In a fairly recent survey conducted by The Eve Appeal which quizzed 2000 UK citizens, it was found that approximately half the males and about 44 percent of women were unable to correctly identify and list the internal components of a ladies foo foo as was shown to them via a diagram.

Oh dear!

Anyhoo....Just to put these poor sods out of their ignorant misery, could someone please describe to me - I - I mean, them, where the clitoris is located again?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow ...

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Now ... how many of you tried?

Be honest "

That is not true! Buxom Bunny managed to lick hers!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow ...

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Now ... how many of you tried?

Be honest

That is not true! Buxom Bunny managed to lick hers! "

Dislocated shoulder?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow ...

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Now ... how many of you tried?

Be honest

That is not true! Buxom Bunny managed to lick hers!

Dislocated shoulder?"

Nope, I don't know how she did it, her screams of excitement rang out through the club when she did tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donald Trump,blonde hair Gemini.

Boris Johnson,blonde hair Gemini"

They're also both toss pots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow ...

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Now ... how many of you tried?

Be honest "

I've seen someone do it on TV to disprove that fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lexi and Meli are both scorpion

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Anyhoo....Just to put these poor sods out of their ignorant misery, could someone please describe to me - I - I mean, them, where the clitoris is located again?

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Depends if she's left or right handed

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow ...

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Now ... how many of you tried?

Be honest

I've seen someone do it on TV to disprove that fact."

Should I have put most normal people can't? Haha

But still ... I bet it made people try

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"In a fairly recent survey conducted by The Eve Appeal which quizzed 2000 UK citizens, it was found that approximately half the males and about 44 percent of women were unable to correctly identify and list the internal components of a ladies foo foo as was shown to them via a diagram.

Oh dear!

Anyhoo....Just to put these poor sods out of their ignorant misery, could someone please describe to me - I - I mean, them, where the clitoris is located again?

"

The what?

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By *elsh_naturist_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Sharks only attack when you are wet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow ...

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Now ... how many of you tried?

Be honest

I've seen someone do it on TV to disprove that fact.

Should I have put most normal people can't? Haha

But still ... I bet it made people try "

Yeah. I kinda wish it wasn't possible though.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"In a fairly recent survey conducted by The Eve Appeal which quizzed 2000 UK citizens, it was found that approximately half the males and about 44 percent of women were unable to correctly identify and list the internal components of a ladies foo foo as was shown to them via a diagram.

Oh dear!

Anyhoo....Just to put these poor sods out of their ignorant misery, could someone please describe to me - I - I mean, them, where the clitoris is located again?

"

I’d show you to avoid any misunderstandings

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"In a fairly recent survey conducted by The Eve Appeal which quizzed 2000 UK citizens, it was found that approximately half the males and about 44 percent of women were unable to correctly identify and list the internal components of a ladies foo foo as was shown to them via a diagram.

Oh dear!

Anyhoo....Just to put these poor sods out of their ignorant misery, could someone please describe to me - I - I mean, them, where the clitoris is located again?

"

The clitoris .. isn't that the Audi TT .. let's face it every c**t has one

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

Bears shit in the woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!"

Damn it! I'm going to be doing this all night now

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Michael Portillo is an anagram of apricot molehill.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Your foot is as near as dammit the same length as your forearm elbow to wrist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no single word for the back of your knees

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By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater


"The Scottish national animal is the Unicorn"

A related fact - the average life expectancy of a Unicorn is older than the average life expectancy of a Glaswegian.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

There are no rhyming words for:

Silver

Purple

Pint

Wolf

Month

Dangerous

Oh and discombobulate

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Evian water a pound a bottle .

Evian spelt backwards NAIVE

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By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater


"There are no rhyming words for:

Silver

Purple

Pint

Wolf

Month

Dangerous

Oh and discombobulate"

Or Orange

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Evian water a pound a bottle .

Evian spelt backwards NAIVE "

You beat me too it!!!

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"Evian water a pound a bottle .

Evian spelt backwards NAIVE

You beat me too it!!! "

My apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!"

That's not true! I've just successfully done it. I had to concentrate really hard though....

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Donald Trump,blonde hair Gemini.

Boris Johnson,blonde hair Gemini"

There's more than that ... BoJo was born in New York... could he take out US citizenship and run for president?

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Swindon Town are the only club in the football league that doesn't have any letters from the word 'mackerel' in their name.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester


"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!

That's not true! I've just successfully done it. I had to concentrate really hard though.... "

Wow! In that case, try Level 2 - drawing an anti-clockwise circle with your right index finger at the same time, instead of the 6

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are no rhyming words for:

Silver

Purple

Pint

Wolf

Month

Dangerous

Oh and discombobulate

Or Orange "

orange- hinge(door hinge.)

Silver - sliver

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In a fairly recent survey conducted by The Eve Appeal which quizzed 2000 UK citizens, it was found that approximately half the males and about 44 percent of women were unable to correctly identify and list the internal components of a ladies foo foo as was shown to them via a diagram.

Oh dear!

Anyhoo....Just to put these poor sods out of their ignorant misery, could someone please describe to me - I - I mean, them, where the clitoris is located again?

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I'll put it in my sat-nav.whats the postcode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!"

Ha ha!! Brilliant!! Every time!!

PT x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!

That's not true! I've just successfully done it. I had to concentrate really hard though....

Wow! In that case, try Level 2 - drawing an anti-clockwise circle with your right index finger at the same time, instead of the 6"

I can do that too, but only if I close my right eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A male Dragon fly has a shovel shaped thing on the end of his penis....He uses it to take the sperm out if a female Dragon fly that a rival has put in there and then he puts his own in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A male Dragon fly has a shovel shaped thing on the end of his penis....He uses it to take the sperm out if a female Dragon fly that a rival has put in there and then he puts his own in "

No one wants to be sloppy seconds

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Donald Trump,blonde hair Gemini.

Boris Johnson,blonde hair Gemini"

Red head Gemini just as crazy as them 2

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Swindon Town are the only club in the football league that doesn't have any letters from the word 'mackerel' in their name.

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mThats fucking brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hyenas are more of a cat than a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For every child born in Wales since April 2014, the Welsh Government have donated a fruit tree to Ugandan families, to celebrate the birth or adoption of every child.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Adolph Hitler was once named Time Magazines Man of the Year (1938)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow ...

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Now ... how many of you tried?

Be honest "

I have a video of the daughter trying exactly this when i bet her a pound that she couldnt.

Needless to say, she still owes me a pound!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that science has made an estimated calculation for the number of grains of sand on the earth?

Seven quintillion, five quadrillion roughly in fact(!!!)

Or.....’a fucking lot’ in layman terms.

And there are more stars in space than there are grains of sand on Earth "

More atoms of water in a teaspoon of water too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There are no (domestic) cats mentioned in the King James bible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The black rats Latin name is rattus rattus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coca Cola used to have cocaine as one of it’s ingredients!!

JFK was awarded a medal for saving his crew when his PT boat was sunk but it was his fault it was sunk!

LJ

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman
over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

William Wallace wasn't actually called Braveheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"William Wallace wasn't actually called Braveheart"

And he was wanted by the Scottish authorities for running around with the English and stealing beer!!

It wasn’t him who masterminded the battle of Stirling Bridge, it was Andrew Moray but as he died from his wounds William Wallace got the credit.

LJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Big Ben doesn't refer to the clock..but the bell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In Every episode of Family guy,someone says "what the hell"

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

The Ask restaurant chain gets its name from the initials of it founders - Adam and Samuel Kaye.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

The biggest seller of of salads in the world is McDonald's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stressed

spelled backwards spells

Desserts "
God spelt backwards is dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cow can walk up stairs but they can't walk down them

Also a shark will only eat wet people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There is an animal that Never dies.

the immortal jellyfish

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

More people die from cannabis use than being gored to death by unicorns

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Stressed

spelled backwards spells

Desserts God spelt backwards is dog "
And Santa is an anagram of Satan !!

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

Live spelt backwards I'd evil

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Johann Sebastian Bach's piece A Musical Offering contains:

A "crab Canon" which is is identical if played forwards or backwards, and...

A *table canon" which is the same if a player turns the sheet music upside down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chocolate on a chocolate digestive is on the bottom of the biscuit.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

All of the skin that you can see on your body is dead. The average human carries around 5lb of dead skin.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

It is perfectly legal for a man to urinate in public in the UK, so long as it's on the rear wheel of his own car and he has his right hand on the vehicle throughout.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Kellogg invented the cornflakes as a means to stop men masturbating. What a wanker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The chocolate on a chocolate digestive is on the bottom of the biscuit."
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would this apply in Australia or the International space station,just in case I visit either.. I'm easily confused.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Its impossible for a duck to walk without bobbing its head .

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Currently , the oldest living creature on Earth is Johnathan the Seychelles Tortoise , who is 187 years old .

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

People killed by police in the uk since 2000 = 49

People killed by police in the US since 2010 = 3628

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can shoot a welsh man with a bow and arrow if he inside the city walls of Chester after midnight!

Old law, I don’t think it’s still current ........ nor would I shoot a welsh person, they are lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ants if scaled up to humans size can move at a speed of 30 mph they move at 8 body lengths per second

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Currently , the oldest living creature on Earth is Johnathan the Seychelles Tortoise , who is 187 years old ."

apart from the "immortal jellyfish"...which never dies...

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

Jonah Adam Julio Cardeli Falcon is an American actor and television presenter He came to national attention in 1999 over the size of his penis, reported to be the largest on record at 13.5 inches (34 cm) long when erect

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Kellogg invented the cornflakes as a means to stop men masturbating. What a wanker."

He also heavily promoted circumcision for the same purpose, which is one of the reasons it is still so ingrained in American society.

Another fascinating but unrelated fact...

The guitarist of the band Chicago, Terry Kath, died by shooting himself in the head in a demonstration to a roadie that the gun Kath was waving around wasn't loaded, after the roadie told him to be careful.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"There are no rhyming words for:

Silver

Purple

Pint

Wolf

Month

Dangerous

Oh and discombobulate

Or Orange

orange- hinge(door hinge.)

Silver - sliver"

Only a cockney could make door hinge rhyme with orange... dor'inge...

Now i must be off to buy four candles..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All but some African people's have at least 2% Neanderthal DNA

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Donald Trump,blonde hair Gemini.

Boris Johnson,blonde hair Gemini"
.

What a coincidence. That and they are both twats

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Donald Trump,blonde hair Gemini.

Boris Johnson,blonde hair Gemini.

What a coincidence. That and they are both twats "
and they were also both born in New York America

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you reckon it’s got to do with the fact they don’t sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The chocolate on a chocolate digestive is on the bottom of the biscuit..

would this apply in Australia or the International space station,just in case I visit either.. I'm easily confused. "

Yes it would as it's due to the way they are made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puffinus puffinus is the scientific name of the Manx Shearwater.

The puffin is Fratercula arctica which means little brother of the north.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

You can't sneeze with both eyes open

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nettles don't sting when they are in flower

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

High heels were originally worn exclusively by men.

This trend dates back to the 10th century, when men in Europe adopted them in order to make it easier to ride their horses; The heels actually made it easier to stay in the stirrups.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

During a 1923 horse race at Belmont Park, New York, jockey Frank Hayes died of a heart attack but still ended up crossing the finish line on his horse and won the race at odds of 20-1.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Bob Geary is a former police officer who in the 1990s patrolled the streets of San Francisco with his ventriloquist's dummy named Brendan O'Smarty.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Did you know that the Paris to Bologna express actually goes to lion

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"You can shoot a welsh man with a bow and arrow if he inside the city walls of Chester after midnight!

Old law, I don’t think it’s still current ........ nor would I shoot a welsh person, they are lovely "

There was a similar one about shooting a Scotsman within the walls of York with a bow and arrow

However, one law that is still in place is, it is Illegal to be d*unk in the pub

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The smallest muscle in the human body is the Strapedius which is situated in the middle ear and measures a teeny weeny 1mm in size. It’s function is to contract to pull back the stapes and help protect one’s inner ear from loud noises. It also contracts to keep your own voice from sounding too loud in your head (weird eh?)

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

A fibre optic cable has unlimited capacity - it’s the lasers/sensors that send/receive the information that dictates the bandwidth and speed.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester


"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!

That's not true! I've just successfully done it. I had to concentrate really hard though....

Wow! In that case, try Level 2 - drawing an anti-clockwise circle with your right index finger at the same time, instead of the 6

I can do that too, but only if I close my right eye. "

Well, time to rewrite the medical journals! (Clapping emoji). Apparently the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body and is responsible for timing and rhythm. The left side of your brain supposedly cannot handle operating two opposite movements at the same time so combines them into one. Not sure how shutting your right eye helps, but well done, it's impossible for me.

My next fact is... Some species of bats perform oral sex (on eachother btw).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!

That's not true! I've just successfully done it. I had to concentrate really hard though....

Wow! In that case, try Level 2 - drawing an anti-clockwise circle with your right index finger at the same time, instead of the 6

I can do that too, but only if I close my right eye.

Well, time to rewrite the medical journals! (Clapping emoji). Apparently the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body and is responsible for timing and rhythm. The left side of your brain supposedly cannot handle operating two opposite movements at the same time so combines them into one. Not sure how shutting your right eye helps, but well done, it's impossible for me.

My next fact is... Some species of bats perform oral sex (on eachother btw)."

I probably should have said that I'm autistic and my brain probably has very different wiring.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester


"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!

That's not true! I've just successfully done it. I had to concentrate really hard though....

Wow! In that case, try Level 2 - drawing an anti-clockwise circle with your right index finger at the same time, instead of the 6

I can do that too, but only if I close my right eye.

Well, time to rewrite the medical journals! (Clapping emoji). Apparently the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body and is responsible for timing and rhythm. The left side of your brain supposedly cannot handle operating two opposite movements at the same time so combines them into one. Not sure how shutting your right eye helps, but well done, it's impossible for me.

My next fact is... Some species of bats perform oral sex (on eachother btw).

I probably should have said that I'm autistic and my brain probably has very different wiring. "

Ah, OK. That's interesting, and may explain it

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Since her coronation the only serving US president the Queen hasn't met is Lyndon B Johnson

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By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

Statistically I’m more likely to get shot in Cardiff than Los Angeles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In 4.5 billion years there will be no Milky Way galaxy .

Andromeda is hurtling towards us.

(I hope you've taken out insurance)

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Donald Trump,blonde hair Gemini.

Boris Johnson,blonde hair Gemini"

Trump's hair is light brown?

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over a year ago


"The average speed a man ejaculates (that is to say the speed at which the ejaculate itself is fired forth from the man’s dingaling) ranges from between about 28 miles per hour (the approximate speed a bus typically travels at in a city environment) and a fairly admirable 43 miles per hour.

Be mindful not to go wanking off next to speed cameras therefore guys....."

28 mph. Bollocks! Busses never go that fast in the city

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clit is just a mini penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a man's cock is hard, his brain is soft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mice prefer chocolate to cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a 20 million to one chance of winning the lottery why do you buy a ticket?

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over a year ago


"You've got a 20 million to one chance of winning the lottery why do you buy a ticket? "

Its actually nearer 45 million.. i don't know why you added the last bit

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over a year ago


"You've got a 20 million to one chance of winning the lottery why do you buy a ticket?

Its actually nearer 45 million.. i don't know why you added the last bit "
Well their ya go pointless I havnt bought one for years lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Adolphus was Adolf Hitlers first name

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