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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wanted: Woman with strong, dexterous fingers and plenty of stamina, with a kind heart and pleasing nature.

My back gets itchy from time to time and it is a ballix trying to scratch it. This will be the role of the successful candidate, to scratch my back whenever I get the itch.

Also, sex is optional(for me, for you it's mandatory).

Now taking applications

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

What's the pay like, and is there a private healthcare plan?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Try rolling on the carpet. Worked for our Labrador

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Is it live in or live out?

I do have very long nails ideal for back scratching!

Jo x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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You could always buy one of those back scratcher thingies from Amazon. They’re amazing

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Try rolling on the carpet. Worked for our Labrador "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the pay like, and is there a private healthcare plan? "

Pay? I'm looking for a woman to want this job, room and board and companionship is all I offer. As for healthcare, keep scratching and you won't need it joke!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could always buy one of those back scratcher thingies from Amazon. They’re amazing "

I'm just checking amazon now, bout time I bought one of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try rolling on the carpet. Worked for our Labrador

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No carpet in work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it live in or live out?

I do have very long nails ideal for back scratching!

Jo x"

It's live in, I even have a spare room for the Mr

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"You could always buy one of those back scratcher thingies from Amazon. They’re amazing

I'm just checking amazon now, bout time I bought one of them "

I take mine everywhere, the satisfaction when you scratch that itch is phenomenal

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Have to be a good salary due to dead skin cells under my nails....

Sex double it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could always buy one of those back scratcher thingies from Amazon. They’re amazing

I'm just checking amazon now, bout time I bought one of them

I take mine everywhere, the satisfaction when you scratch that itch is phenomenal "

Ordered

2 pounds 50, teliscopic one with a little plastic hand on the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have to be a good salary due to dead skin cells under my nails....

Sex double it.... "

I couldn't afford double...ive already bought a back scratcher, would you settle for sex and half pay?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"You could always buy one of those back scratcher thingies from Amazon. They’re amazing

I'm just checking amazon now, bout time I bought one of them

I take mine everywhere, the satisfaction when you scratch that itch is phenomenal

Ordered

2 pounds 50, teliscopic one with a little plastic hand on the end "

Perfect! Report back after use

You do know it won’t lead to sex though? It is only a little hand

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Have to be a good salary due to dead skin cells under my nails....

Sex double it....

I couldn't afford double...ive already bought a back scratcher, would you settle for sex and half pay? "

Hmmmmmm throw in a Caesar salad I'm yours......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could always buy one of those back scratcher thingies from Amazon. They’re amazing

I'm just checking amazon now, bout time I bought one of them

I take mine everywhere, the satisfaction when you scratch that itch is phenomenal

Ordered

2 pounds 50, teliscopic one with a little plastic hand on the end

Perfect! Report back after use

You do know it won’t lead to sex though? It is only a little hand "

Aaah but I only have a little penis

Will report back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have to be a good salary due to dead skin cells under my nails....

Sex double it....

I couldn't afford double...ive already bought a back scratcher, would you settle for sex and half pay?

Hmmmmmm throw in a Caesar salad I'm yours......"

Sweeeet! Your on

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Have to be a good salary due to dead skin cells under my nails....

Sex double it....

I couldn't afford double...ive already bought a back scratcher, would you settle for sex and half pay?

Hmmmmmm throw in a Caesar salad I'm yours......

Sweeeet! Your on "

RE bloody SULT...........errr I mean that is acceptable,..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have to be a good salary due to dead skin cells under my nails....

Sex double it....

I couldn't afford double...ive already bought a back scratcher, would you settle for sex and half pay?

Hmmmmmm throw in a Caesar salad I'm yours......

Sweeeet! Your on

RE bloody SULT...........errr I mean that is acceptable,.. "

How soon can you start?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Have to be a good salary due to dead skin cells under my nails....

Sex double it....

I couldn't afford double...ive already bought a back scratcher, would you settle for sex and half pay?

Hmmmmmm throw in a Caesar salad I'm yours......

Sweeeet! Your on

RE bloody SULT...........errr I mean that is acceptable,..

How soon can you start? "

I've already started.......nearly finished!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I moved into ma flat, it had textured paint in the front room, it's perfect for doing a Baloo impersonation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I moved into ma flat, it had textured paint in the front room, it's perfect for doing a Baloo impersonation "

Does that mean you're the king of the swingers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have to be a good salary due to dead skin cells under my nails....

Sex double it....

I couldn't afford double...ive already bought a back scratcher, would you settle for sex and half pay?

Hmmmmmm throw in a Caesar salad I'm yours......

Sweeeet! Your on

RE bloody SULT...........errr I mean that is acceptable,..

How soon can you start?

I've already started.......nearly finished! "

I feel better already

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