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 Totally different to marmite on hot toast with melted butter. If I wasn't made of sterner stuff it might have put me off marmite for hours.
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"Popped in to Sainsbury’s for some milk... Came out with a bag full of food and a new dress "Result.  | |||
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"Popped in to Sainsbury’s for some milk... Came out with a bag full of food and a new dress "Do that all the time. Well apart from the new dress. hehe  | |||
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"I've just had marmite on plain, cold, buttered bread Totally different to marmite on hot toast with melted butter. If I wasn't made of sterner stuff it might have put me off marmite for hours.
What's the biggest mistake you've made today?"I'll bet the marmite haters turn their noses up at smooth peanut butter and strawberry jam sarnies. | |||
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"Went to Tesco on an empty stomach. Now the proud owner of aisle 6..." Please tell me aisle 6 is the chocolate or biccies aisle | |||
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"I don't make mistakes 
Holly"Like it | |||
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"I've just had marmite on plain, cold, buttered bread Totally different to marmite on hot toast with melted butter. If I wasn't made of sterner stuff it might have put me off marmite for hours.
What's the biggest mistake you've made today?
I'll bet the marmite haters turn their noses up at smooth peanut butter and strawberry jam sarnies."PB sarnies are marmite eaters apprenticeship  | |||
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"Erm, well, something to do with work, won't go into it, but did own up and got away with it! That could also be HR think I have tourette's and don't want a repeat of last time " | |||
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"Popped in to Sainsbury’s for some milk... Came out with a bag full of food and a new dress "Hope there was Gin in the bag too. | |||
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"Unhid my profile  "Aaah but such a glorious mistake | |||
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"I've just had marmite on plain, cold, buttered bread Totally different to marmite on hot toast with melted butter. If I wasn't made of sterner stuff it might have put me off marmite for hours.
What's the biggest mistake you've made today?"It might be going and trying a marmite on plain, cold, buttered bread, now you’ve put the thought in my head! Mrs x | |||
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"I've just had marmite on plain, cold, buttered bread Totally different to marmite on hot toast with melted butter. If I wasn't made of sterner stuff it might have put me off marmite for hours.
What's the biggest mistake you've made today?
It might be going and trying a marmite on plain, cold, buttered bread, now you’ve put the thought in my head!
Mrs x"Don't do it. For the love of all that's holy......don't doooooooo iiiiiit | |||
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"I've just had marmite on plain, cold, buttered bread Totally different to marmite on hot toast with melted butter. If I wasn't made of sterner stuff it might have put me off marmite for hours.
What's the biggest mistake you've made today?
It might be going and trying a marmite on plain, cold, buttered bread, now you’ve put the thought in my head!
Mrs x
Don't do it. For the love of all that's holy......don't doooooooo iiiiiit "Just made me laugh out loud.
Luckily for me when I went to do it I realised I ran out of marmite last week and haven’t done the monthly shop yet! | |||
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"I've just had marmite on plain, cold, buttered bread Totally different to marmite on hot toast with melted butter. If I wasn't made of sterner stuff it might have put me off marmite for hours.
What's the biggest mistake you've made today?
It might be going and trying a marmite on plain, cold, buttered bread, now you’ve put the thought in my head!
Mrs x
Don't do it. For the love of all that's holy......don't doooooooo iiiiiit
Just made me laugh out loud.
Luckily for me when I went to do it I realised I ran out of marmite last week and haven’t done the monthly shop yet! "Phew!!! Fate. Thank God you're safe | |||
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"I ventured into a deep dark cellar! But survived unscathed! " If ever you are alone in the house and you hear noises in the attic or the cellar, do not, repeat, DO NOT, go and check it out. RUN LIKE THE WIND | |||
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"I ventured into a deep dark cellar! But survived unscathed! If ever you are alone in the house and you hear noises in the attic or the cellar, do not, repeat, DO NOT, go and check it out. RUN LIKE THE WIND "It was very Stephen King ! | |||
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"I ventured into a deep dark cellar! But survived unscathed! If ever you are alone in the house and you hear noises in the attic or the cellar, do not, repeat, DO NOT, go and check it out. RUN LIKE THE WIND
It was very Stephen King !"It always is. Always. No good ever came of it. Unless you are the star and they need you for the very last scene. | |||
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"I ventured into a deep dark cellar! But survived unscathed! If ever you are alone in the house and you hear noises in the attic or the cellar, do not, repeat, DO NOT, go and check it out. RUN LIKE THE WIND
It was very Stephen King !
It always is. Always. No good ever came of it. Unless you are the star and they need you for the very last scene. "I wasn't running in a vest, I knew I'd be ok | |||
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"I ventured into a deep dark cellar! But survived unscathed! If ever you are alone in the house and you hear noises in the attic or the cellar, do not, repeat, DO NOT, go and check it out. RUN LIKE THE WIND "Or, if you do check it out...............make shure ALL WIND has been expelled before moving forward | |||
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"I ventured into a deep dark cellar! But survived unscathed! If ever you are alone in the house and you hear noises in the attic or the cellar, do not, repeat, DO NOT, go and check it out. RUN LIKE THE WIND
It was very Stephen King !
It always is. Always. No good ever came of it. Unless you are the star and they need you for the very last scene.
I wasn't running in a vest, I knew I'd be ok"
Amendment to Attic & Basement Procedure; PPE
If you have gazonkas and are wearing a vest and following a suitable and sufficient risk assessment you feel it necessary to go and check you must first put on a sports bra. Please note this will not protect you from scary things but will enable you to RUN LIKE THE WIND.
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"I've just had marmite on plain, cold, buttered bread Totally different to marmite on hot toast with melted butter. If I wasn't made of sterner stuff it might have put me off marmite for hours.
What's the biggest mistake you've made today?"Agree it has to be HOT buttered toast | |||
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"I've just had marmite on plain, cold, buttered bread Totally different to marmite on hot toast with melted butter. If I wasn't made of sterner stuff it might have put me off marmite for hours.
What's the biggest mistake you've made today?
Agree it has to be HOT buttered toast "I don't know what posessed me  | |||
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Had cheese on toast for lunch. Burnt the toast
Had poached eggs on toast at teatime. Burnt the toast again | |||
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"Superglued my finger to the kitchen drainer
Had cheese on toast for lunch. Burnt the toast
Had poached eggs on toast at teatime. Burnt the toast again "Blummineck! Roll on tomorrow | |||
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"Superglued my finger to the kitchen drainer
Had cheese on toast for lunch. Burnt the toast
Had poached eggs on toast at teatime. Burnt the toast again "Could of been worse, you could of superglued your self to the burnt toast! Twice | |||
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"Superglued my finger to the kitchen drainer
Had cheese on toast for lunch. Burnt the toast
Had poached eggs on toast at teatime. Burnt the toast again
Blummineck! Roll on tomorrow "I'm at work tomorrow. Public beware | |||
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"Superglued my finger to the kitchen drainer
Had cheese on toast for lunch. Burnt the toast
Had poached eggs on toast at teatime. Burnt the toast again
Could of been worse, you could of superglued your self to the burnt toast!
Twice
"At least I remember to close the car door and don't lose stuff | |||
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"Superglued my finger to the kitchen drainer
Had cheese on toast for lunch. Burnt the toast
Had poached eggs on toast at teatime. Burnt the toast again
Could of been worse, you could of superglued your self to the burnt toast!
Twice
At least I remember to close the car door and don't lose stuff "Found it didn't I
Or we talking about yet more stuff I have lost haha
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I'm not allowed to go in shops after alcohol ever again! | |||
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"I don't make mistakes
Holly"Mmmm i beg to differ sweetie
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"We just went and bought a load of baby stuff from a woman and we got a wee jacket that is the exact same as the one my husband wears, only for babies. So that made me smile, they can match "Hahahahaha this is the wrong thread, obviously
There’s my huge mistake OP, commenting on the wrong thread! | |||
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"I've just had marmite on plain, cold, buttered bread Totally different to marmite on hot toast with melted butter. If I wasn't made of sterner stuff it might have put me off marmite for hours.
What's the biggest mistake you've made today?"I went to tesco express instead of lidl big mistake | |||
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Holly"I find i dont make mistakes once....i keep repeating them.just to make sure | |||
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"I don't make mistakes
Holly
I find i dont make mistakes once....i keep repeating them.just to make sure "Men........ Yes figures | |||
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"I don't make mistakes
Holly
Mmmm i beg to differ sweetie
LJ"Oooh you know I'm practically perfect in every way. Fibbers get a flogging
Holly | |||
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"You have marmite and butter on your toast OP? " Oh yes. And cheese spread on top of the marmite as well sometimes | |||
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"Doing a drinks order on the bar I work at, as I go to put one of the drinks down it slips and goes all over the poor sod stood opposite me..... And his white suit." Your mistake is stricken from the record Sir. The mistake was the geezer wearing a white suit | |||
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"I don't make mistakes
Holly
Mmmm i beg to differ sweetie
LJ
Oooh you know I'm practically perfect in every way. Fibbers get a flogging
Holly"Oh really??? The sky is purple.... | |||
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"I've just had marmite on plain, cold, buttered bread Totally different to marmite on hot toast with melted butter. If I wasn't made of sterner stuff it might have put me off marmite for hours.
What's the biggest mistake you've made today?I went to tesco express instead of lidl big mistake "Huuuuuge | |||
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"I don't make mistakes
Holly
Mmmm i beg to differ sweetie
LJ
Oooh you know I'm practically perfect in every way. Fibbers get a flogging
Holly
Oh really??? The sky is purple.... "Hey!!! I was just about to start lying my arse off so she would flog my arse off!!
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"We just went and bought a load of baby stuff from a woman and we got a wee jacket that is the exact same as the one my husband wears, only for babies. So that made me smile, they can match
Hahahahaha this is the wrong thread, obviously
There’s my huge mistake OP, commenting on the wrong thread! "Thank God I didn't comment on the first one Your Majesty | |||
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"I went to lunch with my sister yesterday and had a couple of alcoholic beverages - I fell into Carphone Warehouse and came out with a £900 phone
I'm not allowed to go in shops after alcohol ever again!"Whaaaaat? Dear Mother of God | |||
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"I managed almost to buy a flat today lol Lets just say thank god" Sounds like you've dodged a couple of mistake bullets today Glitzy | |||
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"I’ve had two bottles of pear cider and i’ve now got the cider sweats (niiiiiiiice) I should have had a cup of tea instead." A nice tasty mistake though | |||
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"I went to lunch with my sister yesterday and had a couple of alcoholic beverages - I fell into Carphone Warehouse and came out with a £900 phone
I'm not allowed to go in shops after alcohol ever again!
Whaaaaat? Dear Mother of God "I know I'm out of control! I have been meaning to diet for a while - now I cant afford food so win win | |||
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"I went to lunch with my sister yesterday and had a couple of alcoholic beverages - I fell into Carphone Warehouse and came out with a £900 phone
I'm not allowed to go in shops after alcohol ever again!
Whaaaaat? Dear Mother of God
I know I'm out of control!
I have been meaning to diet for a while - now I cant afford food so win win " Every iCloud...... | |||
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"marmite on bread is great get some saly and vinegar crisps pilled in as well bloody lovely lashings of butter on bread too mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" Top tip. You know I'll have to try it | |||
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"I managed almost to buy a flat today lol Lets just say thank god Sounds like you've dodged a couple of mistake bullets today Glitzy "Yeah. Lol. | |||
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"Oh that sounds grim. I wore terrible shoes that didn't get on well with the rain and I had wet feet! " Wellies. It's the future Did you end up with crinkle cut toes? | |||
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"Went to Tesco on an empty stomach. Now the proud owner of aisle 6... Please tell me aisle 6 is the chocolate or biccies aisle "It's the chocolate, sweets and crisps aisle | |||
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"Went to Tesco on an empty stomach. Now the proud owner of aisle 6... Please tell me aisle 6 is the chocolate or biccies aisle
It's the chocolate, sweets and crisps aisle "Fantastic. Not sure it's a mistake though | |||
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