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Theres a Sikh, a hindu and an irishman at the bar .................

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By *ensualbicock OP   Man
over a year ago

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What a wonderful example of an integrated community ! I'ts International joke day today ! Best jokes please

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The Sikh and the Hindu could be Irishmen as well.

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By *ensualbicock OP   Man
over a year ago

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"The Sikh and the Hindu could be Irishmen as well."
Your right , very observant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a sikhu, Hindu and a Catholic boy sitting in the park talking.......

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...I can't do it, I'll be back in solitary.

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By *ensualbicock OP   Man
over a year ago

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no jokes at all peeps ? even on international joke day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandad gave me a good piece of advice he said always open a door when you can it could lead to good possibility’s unfortunately he died 2 months later at 30000 feet in the air

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"There's a sikhu, Hindu and a Catholic boy sitting in the park talking.......

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...I can't do it, I'll be back in solitary."

How do Catholic Priests remember choirboys ?

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By *ensualbicock OP   Man
over a year ago

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"There's a sikhu, Hindu and a Catholic boy sitting in the park talking.......

...

...I can't do it, I'll be back in solitary.

How do Catholic Priests remember choirboys ?

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Dont know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My grandad gave me a good piece of advice he said always open a door when you can it could lead to good possibility’s unfortunately he died 2 months later at 30000 feet in the air"

Poor guy

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"There's a sikhu, Hindu and a Catholic boy sitting in the park talking.......

...

...I can't do it, I'll be back in solitary.

How do Catholic Priests remember choirboys ?

Dont know"

Fondly

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Two French virgins on their wedding night. Unsure what to do the wife phones her mother for advice.

Bluntly the mother says to her "Just tell him to take the longest thing he has and stick it in the hairiest thing that you have."

Five minutes pass by and the wife phones her mother again.

"Alright mama, he has his nose in my armpit. What do we do now?"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

He must be Pinocchio if his nose is longer than his finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well he did open the door of the plane??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My grandad gave me a good piece of advice he said always open a door when you can it could lead to good possibility’s unfortunately he died 2 months later at 30000 feet in the air"

That’s sad. My grandad was a bus driver and he died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in pain like his passengers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Catholic, a Muslim and a Jewish man died together and went to the afterlife.

"Sorry lads, you can't come in" said Odin..

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By *ensualbicock OP   Man
over a year ago

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"He must be Pinocchio if his nose is longer than his finger"
Postman Pat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man dies and ends up at the great pearly gates at the entry to heaven.

Saint Peter shouts through the pearly gates "what's your name?"

It's Hamish McTavish, then man cries out.

And Saint Peter shouts back Well you can fuck off I'm not making porridge for one.

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman enter a bar, the barman says is this some kind of joke

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

A penguin walks into a bar, says to the bartender

“Have you seen my brother”

Bartender says “I dunno, what’s he look like?”

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his head, the barman said "where did you get that ugly thing from" the parrot said "i dont know, i found it on my ass" xx

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By *uckymooMan
over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire

What is the smelliest thing in the world?

A kippers armpit

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

What happens when a Jedi's alarm clock goes off?

The Force Awakens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's long and hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out?

Chewing gum!

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