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Settings on a toaster.... WHY?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bought a new toaster , settings are 1 to 5 .. used setting 2 and burnt to a Fooking Cinder.. what are the other 3 settings. Smoke Alarm Warning,4 Smouldering... 5 Call the Fire Brigade Why?

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

One will be for frozen bread I'd imagine.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ha ha - Setting 5 is Defcon 1

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By *anilla no kinkWoman
over a year ago

plymouth

1-5 is the minutes it takes to toast

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Still upset that it represents minutes and not level of toastiness don't think will ever get over finding out this

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"One will be for frozen bread I'd imagine."

should have a separate button for frozen bread, the settings are for different things crumpets for instance would be still untoasted on 2 they need around 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1-5 is the minutes it takes to toast "
I don't think it is as my toast was ready in under 2 minutes, if it took 2 minutes I think it would have caught fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get me started on why there's ones on a fridge freezer

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Scotch pancakes for example only need light toasting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't get me started on why there's ones on a fridge freezer "

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Scotch pancakes for example only need light toasting"

indeed 1 be enough for them

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By *anilla no kinkWoman
over a year ago

plymouth


"1-5 is the minutes it takes to toast I don't think it is as my toast was ready in under 2 minutes, if it took 2 minutes I think it would have caught fire "

Honestly that’s what it stands for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1-5 is the minutes it takes to toast I don't think it is as my toast was ready in under 2 minutes, if it took 2 minutes I think it would have caught fire

Honestly that’s what it stands for "
Well Morphy Richards needs a good lesson on Time

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By *he Devil XXXMan
over a year ago

Huntingdon

When you say toaster, Do you mean crucible?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you say toaster, Do you mean crucible? "
setting 5 would probably melt metal

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"When you say toaster, Do you mean crucible? setting 5 would probably melt metal "

no honestly you put really fresh crumpets in there they will need at least 4!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


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no honestly you put really fresh crumpets in there they will need at least 4! "

I toast crumpets for twice as long as frozen bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you say toaster, Do you mean crucible? setting 5 would probably melt metal

no honestly you put really fresh crumpets in there they will need at least 4! "

Crumpets don't toast well. The outside burns while the inside remains doughy and uncooked.

Pikelets while thinner cook more evenly and won't burn. You can use a much lower setting.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"When you say toaster, Do you mean crucible? setting 5 would probably melt metal

no honestly you put really fresh crumpets in there they will need at least 4!

Crumpets don't toast well. The outside burns while the inside remains doughy and uncooked.

Pikelets while thinner cook more evenly and won't burn. You can use a much lower setting."

brummy crumpet might be like that but ours up here are yummy!!!!!!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Bought a new toaster , settings are 1 to 5 .. used setting 2 and burnt to a Fooking Cinder.. what are the other 3 settings. Smoke Alarm Warning,4 Smouldering... 5 Call the Fire Brigade Why?"

Ha ha sorry OP, that did make me smile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get me started on why there's ones on a fridge freezer "

For toast?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I thought I could smell toast.....

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