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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I seek a cooool young couple in the Newcastle area.

To visit me in the city centre.

At my office.

For a dirty daddy scenario.

It’s hot!

And cheekeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

Yes!

The Captain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eh?"

Kiss me NOW!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy? "

My love. Bring thy breasts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh?

Kiss me NOW!"

Distance is a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?

My love. Bring thy breasts."

I’m liking you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eh?

Kiss me NOW!

Distance is a problem "

Ah yes my Floro.

It is with sadness that we must part...

ONWARD!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh?

Kiss me NOW!

Distance is a problem

Ah yes my Floro.

It is with sadness that we must part...

ONWARD!!!"

Jesus !! You didn’t even say distance isn’t a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?

My love. Bring thy breasts.

I’m liking you "

I'm disappointed he didn't call them jumper Bumpers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?

My love. Bring thy breasts.

I’m liking you "

And I love you Floro. WE MAY MARRY.

But not until... you know.... we have done... THE THING!!!!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?

My love. Bring thy breasts.

I’m liking you

I'm disappointed he didn't call them jumper Bumpers! "

Loved that thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?

My love. Bring thy breasts.

I’m liking you

I'm disappointed he didn't call them jumper Bumpers! "

Bring thy breasts though ... loving that line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?

My love. Bring thy breasts.

I’m liking you

And I love you Floro. WE MAY MARRY.

But not until... you know.... we have done... THE THING!!!!"

Wooooo

I knew I’d find the man for me

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?

My love. Bring thy breasts.

I’m liking you

I'm disappointed he didn't call them jumper

Bumpers! "

Love that saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?

My love. Bring thy breasts.

I’m liking you

I'm disappointed he didn't call them jumper Bumpers! "

I once did.

And today, I shall call them, MILKY HILLS.

For I am ready.

M x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?

My love. Bring thy breasts.

I’m liking you

I'm disappointed he didn't call them jumper Bumpers!

I once did.

And today, I shall call them, MILKY HILLS.

For I am ready.

M x"

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?

My love. Bring thy breasts.

I’m liking you

I'm disappointed he didn't call them jumper Bumpers!

I once did.

And today, I shall call them, MILKY HILLS.

For I am ready.

M x

Oh my "

Yes. It is love x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh is it that guy who talks funny again? Do me do me!!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?

My love. Bring thy breasts.

I’m liking you

I'm disappointed he didn't call them jumper Bumpers!

I once did.

And today, I shall call them, MILKY HILLS.

For I am ready.

M x

Oh my

Yes. It is love x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh is it that guy who talks funny again? Do me do me!!! Haha

THY BRYNNERS!

Thine Brynners.

Like Yul Brynner. Sat next to Yul Brynner.

BRYNNERS!

For my dinners.

OH YES!

M x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh is it that guy who talks funny again? Do me do me!!! Haha

SMARTIES!

She stole them.

Yet I see them both...

THEY BE ROLOS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it captain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?

My love. Bring thy breasts.

I’m liking you

I'm disappointed he didn't call them jumper Bumpers!

I once did.

And today, I shall call them, MILKY HILLS.

For I am ready.

M x"

I think mine might be mountains

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Love this guy

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Putting a smile on my face this Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just getting ready for our wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just getting ready for our wedding

Please let me play the piano for you Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just getting ready for our wedding

Please let me play the piano for you Haha "

I wonder if I can sleep with other people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just getting ready for our wedding

Please let me play the piano for you Haha

I wonder if I can sleep with other people "

Put it in the vows...can you imagine his vows

will be the ramblings of insanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just getting ready for our wedding

Please let me play the piano for you Haha

I wonder if I can sleep with other people

Put it in the vows...can you imagine his vows

will be the ramblings of insanity "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love this guy

I love you more... cheeky soldier x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love this guy

FLYING BUM!

Oh yes... a flying bum.

SHALL WE?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Putting a smile on my face this Sunday

ROD STEWART!

There’s something else I should be putting on your face really.

YES! Correct.

Oooooooooooo!

SID JAMES!

A Sid James....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just getting ready for our wedding

Our wedding shall be SUPERB!

We shall have crisps.

3 flavours.

OH YES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just getting ready for our wedding

Our wedding shall be SUPERB!

We shall have crisps.

3 flavours.

OH YES!"

I bloody love crisps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just getting ready for our wedding

Our wedding shall be SUPERB!

We shall have crisps.

3 flavours.

OH YES!

I bloody love crisps

LET’S GET A A BOX OF THE BLOODY THINGS!

And bread.

Yes.

Bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just getting ready for our wedding

Our wedding shall be SUPERB!

We shall have crisps.

3 flavours.

OH YES!

I bloody love crisps

LET’S GET A A BOX OF THE BLOODY THINGS!

And bread.

Yes.

Bread."

Fuck me

We’re so compatible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just getting ready for our wedding

Our wedding shall be SUPERB!

We shall have crisps.

3 flavours.

OH YES!

I bloody love crisps

LET’S GET A A BOX OF THE BLOODY THINGS!

And bread.

Yes.

Bread.

Fuck me

We’re so compatible "

I’ve started a wedding list.

At Greggs.

OH SMASHING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I’m not cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my brain isn't fast enough to join in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn I’m not cool

I think you’re very cool.

And lovely.

And you could probably catch a released, mother elk with your firm thighs.

I LIKE IT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my brain isn't fast enough to join in

You are a delightful lady.

I would kiss you whilst ironing.

I would wipe the insides of your car windows with my underpants.

OH YES!

I will charm thee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charm me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Charm me?"

I can charm thee.

I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.

WEAR THEM!

For they are beautiful.

And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.

And a Fruitella.

FOR I AM FRUITY!

oh yes.

I am.

I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.

NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!

My mattress is warm.

As is my garage.

For that is where we sleep....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charm me?

I can charm thee.

I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.

WEAR THEM!

For they are beautiful.

And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.

And a Fruitella.

FOR I AM FRUITY!

oh yes.

I am.

I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.

NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!

My mattress is warm.

As is my garage.

For that is where we sleep....

I’m going to frame this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Charm me?

I can charm thee.

I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.

WEAR THEM!

For they are beautiful.

And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.

And a Fruitella.

FOR I AM FRUITY!

oh yes.

I am.

I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.

NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!

My mattress is warm.

As is my garage.

For that is where we sleep....

I’m going to frame this

It is LOVE!

And I shall kiss thee.

On the boot of my Lada x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea whats going on, but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea whats going on, but

Ask for a prose...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charm me?

I can charm thee.

I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.

WEAR THEM!

For they are beautiful.

And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.

And a Fruitella.

FOR I AM FRUITY!

oh yes.

I am.

I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.

NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!

My mattress is warm.

As is my garage.

For that is where we sleep....

I’m going to frame this

It is LOVE!

And I shall kiss thee.

On the boot of my Lada x"

Is your mattress big enough for the both of us?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No idea whats going on, but

AUTUMN! Thou hast the bottom of a fine young gymnast.

A gymnast that deserves to be have drawings of onions ETCHED on thy tummy.

I shall kiss thee. After a treble Taboo and a cigar.

My world.

My peanut.

My Cheshire Cat.

GET THEE TO THE LITTER TRAY!!!

And do thy business

M x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Charm me?

I can charm thee.

I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.

WEAR THEM!

For they are beautiful.

And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.

And a Fruitella.

FOR I AM FRUITY!

oh yes.

I am.

I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.

NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!

My mattress is warm.

As is my garage.

For that is where we sleep....

I’m going to frame this

It is LOVE!

And I shall kiss thee.

On the boot of my Lada x

Is your mattress big enough for the both of us?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Charm me?

I can charm thee.

I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.

WEAR THEM!

For they are beautiful.

And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.

And a Fruitella.

FOR I AM FRUITY!

oh yes.

I am.

I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.

NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!

My mattress is warm.

As is my garage.

For that is where we sleep....

I’m going to frame this

It is LOVE!

And I shall kiss thee.

On the boot of my Lada x

Is your mattress big enough for the both of us?"

WHY YES!

Bring a flask of tea.

1 custard cream.

And a flannel.

WE SHALL KISS THE VERY EDGE OF HEAVEN!

With our sex picnic.

OH YES!

M x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea whats going on, but

AUTUMN! Thou hast the bottom of a fine young gymnast.

A gymnast that deserves to be have drawings of onions ETCHED on thy tummy.

I shall kiss thee. After a treble Taboo and a cigar.

My world.

My peanut.

My Cheshire Cat.

GET THEE TO THE LITTER TRAY!!!

And do thy business

M x"

I love onions! Squatting over the sawdust right about...now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No idea whats going on, but

AUTUMN! Thou hast the bottom of a fine young gymnast.

A gymnast that deserves to be have drawings of onions ETCHED on thy tummy.

I shall kiss thee. After a treble Taboo and a cigar.

My world.

My peanut.

My Cheshire Cat.

GET THEE TO THE LITTER TRAY!!!

And do thy business

M x

I love onions! Squatting over the sawdust right about...now. "

Never mind that...

WE HAVE CHOCOLATE TO MUNCH.

To the fridge my lady!

I have fudge fingers.

And Buttons.

UNDRESS!

For I be ready...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charm me?

I can charm thee.

I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.

WEAR THEM!

For they are beautiful.

And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.

And a Fruitella.

FOR I AM FRUITY!

oh yes.

I am.

I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.

NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!

My mattress is warm.

As is my garage.

For that is where we sleep....

I’m going to frame this

It is LOVE!

And I shall kiss thee.

On the boot of my Lada x

Is your mattress big enough for the both of us?

WHY YES!

Bring a flask of tea.

1 custard cream.

And a flannel.

WE SHALL KISS THE VERY EDGE OF HEAVEN!

With our sex picnic.

OH YES!

M x

Thou art a treasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Charm me?

I can charm thee.

I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.

WEAR THEM!

For they are beautiful.

And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.

And a Fruitella.

FOR I AM FRUITY!

oh yes.

I am.

I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.

NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!

My mattress is warm.

As is my garage.

For that is where we sleep....

I’m going to frame this

It is LOVE!

And I shall kiss thee.

On the boot of my Lada x

Is your mattress big enough for the both of us?

WHY YES!

Bring a flask of tea.

1 custard cream.

And a flannel.

WE SHALL KISS THE VERY EDGE OF HEAVEN!

With our sex picnic.

OH YES!

M x

Thou art a treasure

Why thank you.

Never forget me.

And - I like liquorice.

M x

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Putting a smile on my face this Sunday

ROD STEWART!

There’s something else I should be putting on your face really.

YES! Correct.

Oooooooooooo!

SID JAMES!

A Sid James....

Sid James died in my hometown

Is this an omen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Putting a smile on my face this Sunday

ROD STEWART!

There’s something else I should be putting on your face really.

YES! Correct.

Oooooooooooo!

SID JAMES!

A Sid James....

Sid James died in my hometown

Is this an omen

YES!

He is stuffed in my lounge.

The cheeky smiley southerner x

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Oh I've missed this guy. Keeps me smiling

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Putting a smile on my face this Sunday

ROD STEWART!

There’s something else I should be putting on your face really.

YES! Correct.

Oooooooooooo!

SID JAMES!

A Sid James....

Sid James died in my hometown

Is this an omen

YES!

He is stuffed in my lounge.

The cheeky smiley southerner x"

Ooooooooo can I see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Putting a smile on my face this Sunday

ROD STEWART!

There’s something else I should be putting on your face really.

YES! Correct.

Oooooooooooo!

SID JAMES!

A Sid James....

Sid James died in my hometown

Is this an omen

YES!

He is stuffed in my lounge.

The cheeky smiley southerner x

Ooooooooo can I see

I shall send you a photograph.

And one of his hairs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I've missed this guy. Keeps me smiling

Love you!

See you soon my little sausage.

I’m Drawing pictures for us.

M x

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Putting a smile on my face this Sunday

ROD STEWART!

There’s something else I should be putting on your face really.

YES! Correct.

Oooooooooooo!

SID JAMES!

A Sid James....

Sid James died in my hometown

Is this an omen

YES!

He is stuffed in my lounge.

The cheeky smiley southerner x

Ooooooooo can I see

I shall send you a photograph.

And one of his hairs.

I shall treasure it forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Putting a smile on my face this Sunday

ROD STEWART!

There’s something else I should be putting on your face really.

YES! Correct.

Oooooooooooo!

SID JAMES!

A Sid James....

Sid James died in my hometown

Is this an omen

YES!

He is stuffed in my lounge.

The cheeky smiley southerner x

Ooooooooo can I see

I shall send you a photograph.

And one of his hairs.

I shall treasure it forever "

Hoorah !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have liquorice. Lots of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have liquorice. Lots of it

Kiss my life x

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