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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not talking about bunking off school or getting too much change in a shop. I mean things that would make people go if they knew.

Anyone brave enough to share?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"I'm not talking about bunking off school or getting too much change in a shop. I mean things that would make people go if they knew.

Anyone brave enough to share?

"

Not sure you'll get many takers on an open forum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inb4 murder

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

“What did the slug say to the snail?

Big Issue?”

Telling this joke at a homelessness conference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Anyone brave enough to share?

"

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Anyone brave enough to share?

Nope."

It doesn't look like it!

I wasn't expecting people to be detailed in their responses.

I saw the question asked on another chat site and the replies were very interesting

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By *bwplaydateMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

Got the bank to lend me 300k on a house only worth 85k.

Let them repossess it at the depths of the recession. They sold it for 45k at auction (to my family member) and I had taken out an insurance policy that paid the bank the 255k difference I still owed.

I got the bank to pay for the insurance policy (4k) by adding it on top of my mortgage balance.

Oh and it was a 10% cash back mortgage too, so thy gave me 30k for nothing too!

Fucking the system

#InsideTrading

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gotten? Are you American perchance OP?

I got away with farting in a lift, but then again I was the only one in it at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stole a 'wham' bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got the bank to lend me 300k on a house only worth 85k.

Let them repossess it at the depths of the recession. They sold it for 45k at auction (to my family member) and I had taken out an insurance policy that paid the bank the 255k difference I still owed.

I got the bank to pay for the insurance policy (4k) by adding it on top of my mortgage balance.

Oh and it was a 10% cash back mortgage too, so thy gave me 30k for nothing too!

Fucking the system

#InsideTrading "

We weren't asked to make things up, that was a different thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got the bank to lend me 300k on a house only worth 85k.

Let them repossess it at the depths of the recession. They sold it for 45k at auction (to my family member) and I had taken out an insurance policy that paid the bank the 255k difference I still owed.

I got the bank to pay for the insurance policy (4k) by adding it on top of my mortgage balance.

Oh and it was a 10% cash back mortgage too, so thy gave me 30k for nothing too!

Fucking the system

#InsideTrading "

That's the kind of thing I was talking about. Wow!

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By *bwplaydateMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel


"Stole a 'wham' bar"

I got away with eating a wham bar without dying from E number overdose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gotten? Are you American perchance OP?

I got away with farting in a lift, but then again I was the only one in it at the time "

No, I just posted the thread exactly how it had been written on the other site.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Run through the farmers Wheat fields

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By *bwplaydateMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel


"Got the bank to lend me 300k on a house only worth 85k.

Let them repossess it at the depths of the recession. They sold it for 45k at auction (to my family member) and I had taken out an insurance policy that paid the bank the 255k difference I still owed.

I got the bank to pay for the insurance policy (4k) by adding it on top of my mortgage balance.

Oh and it was a 10% cash back mortgage too, so thy gave me 30k for nothing too!

Fucking the system

#InsideTrading

That's the kind of thing I was talking about. Wow!"

And now I live in the house again. Paid for in cash. Thank you bank I cannot name here and thanks for making it soooooooooo easy you greedy evil bastards.

Worst job I ever had - most enlightening one too.

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By *bwplaydateMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel


"Run through the farmers Wheat fields "

Theresa May

Go away

We don't want your fields of wheat today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spent a whole summer as kids going to the local holiday resort, telling them we’d lost our card and getting a new one to use the pool and activities for free, now as an adult, they must have known and just let us of

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Run through the farmers Wheat fields

Theresa May

Go away

We don't want your fields of wheat today"
Don't want them tomorrow either

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By *bwplaydateMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel


"Run through the farmers Wheat fields

Theresa May

Go away

We don't want your fields of wheat today Don't want them tomorrow either "

Unless they catch fire in all this heat?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Run through the farmers Wheat fields

Theresa May

Go away

We don't want your fields of wheat today Don't want them tomorrow either

Unless they catch fire in all this heat? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got away with quite a few unpaid parking tickets.

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By *bwplaydateMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

I saved £3000 by not buying a DFS sofa

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Stole a 'wham' bar"

I'll see your Wham Bar and raise you a packet of Orange Club Biscuits from International when I was about 10

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By *bwplaydateMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel


"Stole a 'wham' bar

I'll see your Wham Bar and raise you a packet of Orange Club Biscuits from International when I was about 10 "

I'll raise your club biscuits with the time I had half a pound of sliced deli turkey breast meat and 4 baps up my puffer jacket sleeve in the coop, got stopped by security who wanted to check my bag but all I had inside it was an oriental knife (6 inch blade).

He let me leave the shop

I was 13

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having sex with a co-worker while her husband unexpectedly came back home and he didn’t know I was hidden on the balcony!

She sent him shopping so i could leave - never again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stole a 'wham' bar

I'll see your Wham Bar and raise you a packet of Orange Club Biscuits from International when I was about 10 "

Baller! All about the mint clubs though!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Stole a 'wham' bar

I'll see your Wham Bar and raise you a packet of Orange Club Biscuits from International when I was about 10

I'll raise your club biscuits with the time I had half a pound of sliced deli turkey breast meat and 4 baps up my puffer jacket sleeve in the coop, got stopped by security who wanted to check my bag but all I had inside it was an oriental knife (6 inch blade).

He let me leave the shop

I was 13 "

Haha, an ex gf of mine used to swap the labels on joints of meat, so we had an £8 piece of beef for about 3 quid, this was back in the 80's though

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