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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Will you marry me? There now what ya gonna do, you cant say no as youve been whinging all day and you have to save face on the forums

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

ha ha, well thats got rid of him for the day, he went straight off line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushy, you're a pussy

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Diamond he might be on his way to you

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Mushy, you're a pussy "

yeah, a scared pussy too. I may be stoopid but i ain't daft,

To the OP, only if you sign this extensive pre-nuptial document, i know your plan yer only after my extensive collection of meerkats.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Diamond he might be on his way to you"

with the wicked piccies she sent i've already arrived.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Mushy, you're a pussy

yeah, a scared pussy too. I may be stoopid but i ain't daft,

To the OP, only if you sign this extensive pre-nuptial document, i know your plan yer only after my extensive collection of meerkats. "

ok, i will sign now what will you do, and please dont address your future wife as OP

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

May I be the 1st to congratulate you both.......

I suit pink....

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

oo me too can we be bridesmaids do you think

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Mushy, you're a pussy

yeah, a scared pussy too. I may be stoopid but i ain't daft,

To the OP, only if you sign this extensive pre-nuptial document, i know your plan yer only after my extensive collection of meerkats.

ok, i will sign now what will you do, and please dont address your future wife as OP "

Go for the big ring diamond

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"oo me too can we be bridesmaids do you think "

yes..........

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like?

i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with .

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Mushy, you're a pussy

yeah, a scared pussy too. I may be stoopid but i ain't daft,

To the OP, only if you sign this extensive pre-nuptial document, i know your plan yer only after my extensive collection of meerkats.

ok, i will sign now what will you do, and please dont address your future wife as OP

Go for the big ring diamond "

thanks pal.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

anything but bloody chicken stuffed with sumit and wrapped in sumit else.........

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If I propose after you've accepted DS, do I still get a dress and hat?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

im a bit worried,i dont suit ruffles,and you of course can be chief bridesmaid

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"im a bit worried,i dont suit ruffles,and you of course can be chief bridesmaid"

I carry Matron off really really well

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like?

i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with .

"

Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.

Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visit

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I will give you 3 flying birds for your wall........

my wedding gift

you need to do a list

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

With apologires to Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney

Mushy Is Mine

[1st Verse (Petti)]

Every Night he Walks Right In My Dreams

Since I saw Him From The Start

I'm So Proud I Am The Only One

Who Is Special In His Heart

[Chorus]

The Mushy Is Mine

The Doggone Mush Is Mine

I Know he's Mine

Because Mushroom 7 Is Mine

[2nd Verse (Diamondsmiles)]

I Don't Understand The Way You Think

Saying That he's Yours Not Mine

Sending Roses And Your Silly Dreams

Really Just A Waste Of Time

[Chorus]

Because he's Mine

Mushy Is Mine

Don't Waste Your Time

Because Mushroom Is Mine

[Bridge (Petti]

I Love You More Than she

(Take You Anywhere)

[Diamonds]

But I Love You Endlessly

(Loving We Will Share)

[Petti and Diamonds]

So Come And Go With Me

To One Town

[Petti]

But We Both Cannot Have Him

So It's One Or The Other

And One Day You'll Discover

That he's My Guy Forever And Ever

[3rd Verse (Diamonds)]

I Don't Build Your Hopes To Be Let Down

'Cause I Really Feel It's Time

[Petti]

I Know he'll Tell You I'm The One For Hum

'Cause he Said I Blow His Mind

Chorus (Michael)

Mushy Is Mine

The Mushy Guy Is Mine

Don't Waste Your Time

Because Mushroom 7 Is Mine

[Petti and Diamonds]

he's Mine, he's Mine

No, No, No, he's Mine

The Mushy Is Mine, The Mush Is Mine

The Mushy Is Mine, The Mush Is Mine

[Diamonds]

The Mush Is Mine, (Yep) he's Mine

The Mush Is Mine, (Yep) he's Mine

[Petti]

Don't Waste Your Time

Because Mushroom 7 Is Mine

The Mush Is Mine, The Mush Is Mine

[Diamonds]

Petti, We're Not Going To Fight About This, Okay

[Petti]

Diamonds, I Think I Told You, I'm A Lover Not A Fighter

[Diamonds]

I've Heard It All Before, Petti

he Told Me That I'm His Forever Lover, You Know, Don't You Remember

[Petti]

Well, After Loving Me, he Said he Couldn't Love Another

[Doamonds]

Is That What he Said

[Petti]

Yes, he Said It, You Keep Dreaming

[Diamonds]

I Don't Believe It

[Petti and Diamonds]

Mushy Is Mine (Mine, Mine, Mine)

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Can I be a wedding crasher and shag the bridesmaids

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Someone told me today that if you ask a guy to marry you on 29th Feb and he refuses, he has to give you a gift which can be anything from a kiss to a silk nightie (not sure what the inbetween stuff is), so Diamond, if Mushy backpedals; as well as going for breach of contract (we'll back you up), go for the silk undies too....I believe "Mr Loophole" Nick Freeman has very reasonable fees

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

[Removed by poster at 29/02/12 21:42:32]

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"If I propose after you've accepted DS, do I still get a dress and hat?"

yeah why not

that would be bigamy no?

pretty big of anyone to handle two women from here

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I will give you 3 flying birds for your wall........

my wedding gift

you need to do a list"

oooh i know of a woman who's good in lifts

i mean at lists

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im loving this thread and he still hasnt said yes

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like?

i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with .

Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.

Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visitmake sure its open,unlike Harry Ramsdens"

pssst I'm a yorkshireman, that's why i chose it

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I will give you 3 flying birds for your wall........

my wedding gift

you need to do a list

oooh i know of a woman who's good in lifts

i mean at lists"

you must put the thoughts of other wuminfolk to the back of your mind now that you are bethrothed....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Im loving this thread and he still hasnt said yes"

iv_ dismantl_d my "Y" and "E" k__s just to b_ on th_ saf_ sid_

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like?

i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with .

Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.

Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visitmake sure its open,unlike Harry Ramsdens

pssst I'm a yorkshireman, that's why i chose it "

No room for tightarses in this married, see im going to have to lick you into shape

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

Unloved, unwanted, uncared for

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

By _ushroom7 Man just this minute!

bradford

Of course I say yes Diamond my darling xxxxx

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

did someone mention lists,oh lovely

wedding present list

guest list

food planning

wine list

seating plans

oh say yes mushy say yes

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"

On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like?

i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with .

Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.

Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visitmake sure its open,unlike Harry Ramsdens

pssst I'm a yorkshireman, that's why i chose it

No room for tightarses in this married, see im going to have to lick you into shape"

Better than the last one that you sucked the life out of

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

oooooo i'm all excited.

cant wait,mr and mrs mushy,

it just sounds,so right.

oh jeez!!i've come over all emotional,

i need a tissue.

i'm not usually that quick,honest.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"By _ushroom7 Man just this minute!

bradford

Of course I say yes Diamond my darling xxxxx

"

Thankyou, right _aceytop i put you in charge of all the organizing

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like?

i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with .

Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.

Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visit"

good that's a relief, when ring was mentionned i thought i wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"By _ushroom7 Man just this minute!

bradford

Of course I say yes Diamond my darling xxxxx

Thankyou, right _aceytop i put you in charge of all the organizing"

I volunteer to find the hung cleryman who can perform the wedding..............

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Unloved, unwanted, uncared for "

I know

but i try

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

aw our first fab wedding

its been emotional

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like?

i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with .

Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.

Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visitmake sure its open,unlike Harry Ramsdens

pssst I'm a yorkshireman, that's why i chose it

No room for tightarses in this married, see im going to have to lick you into shape"

before or after Dinner ( pssst that's about 12.30 here )

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh and we need to set a date, coincidently its my birthday monday so i think we could get a special license for then

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Oh and we need to set a date, coincidently its my birthday monday so i think we could get a special license for then"

yes........

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"aw our first fab wedding

its been emotional "

and pray tell, what follows emotional?

i'll be doing the conjugating bit next?

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"

On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like?

i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with .

Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.

Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visit

good that's a relief, when ring was mentionned i thought i wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks"

The arse fucking starts after the wedding mushy

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"

On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like?

i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with .

Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.

Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visit

good that's a relief, when ring was mentionned i thought i wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks

The arse fucking starts after the wedding mushy"

oi, we have the stag do 1st

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like?

i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with .

Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.

Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visit

good that's a relief, when ring was mentionned i thought i wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks

The arse fucking starts after the wedding mushy"

talking off arse fucking, good job i keep all my pms, isnt it mushrroom. Would hate you to back out of anything

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

mondays good for me

what do you say to a nice cream ensemble with matching fascinator diamonds oh and shoes of course

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like?

i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with .

Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.

Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visitmake sure its open,unlike Harry Ramsdens

pssst I'm a yorkshireman, that's why i chose it

No room for tightarses in this married, see im going to have to lick you into shape

Better than the last one that you sucked the life out of "

you mean my intended is more powerful than a Dyson dual cyclone?

Scrub the hoover from the wedding list.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like?

i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with .

Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.

Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visit

good that's a relief, when ring was mentionned i thought i wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks

The arse fucking starts after the wedding mushy

talking off arse fucking, good job i keep all my pms, isnt it mushrroom. Would hate you to back out of anything "

ooooh errr, i hope you kept the one where you said i could balance my beer on your back

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

how about a nice henry vac

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"mondays good for me

what do you say to a nice cream ensemble with matching fascinator diamonds oh and shoes of course"

Im easily pleased as long as you dont make me look like a merigane, im just thinking whether to put a wedding announcement in the times or not

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

oh yes,leave it to me,

top hat and tails for the men??

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"oh yes,leave it to me,

top hat and tails for the men??"

except _iew cause hes a bridesmaid with you

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"oh yes,leave it to me,

top hat and tails for the men??

except _iew cause hes a bridesmaid with you"

Happy Days......

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

oh it has to be a proper wedding cake non of those stupid cupcakes

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

please no ruffles _iew,i keep telling you they dont do my hips any good

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make

i cant keep (it) up

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

well i was thinking a three tier,you can keep the top tier for the christening,should you have any little diamonds

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"please no ruffles _iew,i keep telling you they dont do my hips any good"

am practising my Pippa walk as we speak.......

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"

On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like?

i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with .

Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.

Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visitmake sure its open,unlike Harry Ramsdens

pssst I'm a yorkshireman, that's why i chose it

No room for tightarses in this married, see im going to have to lick you into shape

Better than the last one that you sucked the life out of

you mean my intended is more powerful than a Dyson dual cyclone?

Scrub the hoover from the wedding list.

"

James dyson uses diamond as the bench mark of how a sucking should happen. No loss of suction with diamond

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"please no ruffles _iew,i keep telling you they dont do my hips any good"

i love ruffles, all that dark chocolate and raspberry coconutty fondant filling or whatever

5 in a bag, ffs, why not just make one big one

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"

oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make

i cant keep (it) up "

oh maybe just the one cake then

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make

i cant keep (it) up "

Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

we should practise together,co ordinate our wiggles

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"we should practise together,co ordinate our wiggles"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make

i cant keep (it) up oh maybe just the one cake then "

who mentionned he's a fruitcake?

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"

oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make

i cant keep (it) up

Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in"

I'm back

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make

i cant keep (it) up

Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in"

Ok, as long as that's all he puts in

perhaps you have a more cunning plan that i give you credit for?

no eloping with the chief bridesmaid leaving me with the other one

Oh i say, what a cunning plan it is

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"we should practise together,co ordinate our wiggles

"

the wedding album should make for intresting VIEWing.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"

oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make

i cant keep (it) up

Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in

I'm back "

not yet kato you fool

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"

oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make

i cant keep (it) up

Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in

I'm back not yet kato you fool"

Ffs you said a couple of hours and he be under the patio

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"we should practise together,co ordinate our wiggles

the wedding album should make for intresting VIEWing. "

Guaranteed..........

off for my beauty sleep...... I need to be looking the best......

oops my best, forgot it is all about the bride.....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make

i cant keep (it) up

Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in

I'm back not yet kato you fool

Ffs you said a couple of hours and he be under the patio"

That's why i was nominated Gardener, it's all falling into place now.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"we should practise together,co ordinate our wiggles

the wedding album should make for intresting VIEWing.

Guaranteed..........

off for my beauty sleep...... I need to be looking the best......

oops my best, forgot it is all about the bride....."

catch the bouquet and it could be you next

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"

oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make

i cant keep (it) up

Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in

I'm back not yet kato you fool

Ffs you said a couple of hours and he be under the patio

That's why i was nominated Gardener, it's all falling into place now. "

Shut up and keep digging lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"

oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make

i cant keep (it) up

Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in

I'm back not yet kato you fool

Ffs you said a couple of hours and he be under the patio

That's why i was nominated Gardener, it's all falling into place now. "

its all part of a cunning plan mwahhh

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Hooray, is this the eggs thread?

I've been poached.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

Hooray, is this the eggs thread?

I've been poached. "

Oh and i will be putting you on a diet, i think your a little bit too porky

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"

Hooray, is this the eggs thread?

I've been poached. "

sssh stick to the plan mushy,we can still be together

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Hooray, is this the eggs thread?

I've been poached.

Oh and i will be putting you on a diet, i think your a little bit too PICKY "

Caps for my beady mod.

Not half i am.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Hooray, is this the eggs thread?

I've been poached. sssh stick to the plan mushy,we can still be together "

It gets worse, i'll be double yoked.

What is it with this cuckholding, what happened to the old fashioned cockholding?

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over a year ago

Oooh is it still on or have you fallen out already

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"

Hooray, is this the eggs thread?

I've been poached.

Oh and i will be putting you on a diet, i think your a little bit too PICKY

Caps for my beady mod.

Not half i am.

"

You going to need to sort this answering back that mushy keeps doing diamond maybe a collar and lead is needed

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Oooh is it still on or have you fallen out already "

put yer glasses on beady

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Oooh is it still on or have you fallen out already "

pssst if yer feeling optimistic, the answers yes ( we have ) and oh yes. please.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Hooray, is this the eggs thread?

I've been poached.

Oh and i will be putting you on a diet, i think your a little bit too PICKY

Caps for my beady mod.

Not half i am.

You going to need to sort this answering back that mushy keeps doing diamond maybe a collar and lead is needed"

That's fine by me, i like dogs.

Add that to the wedding list, oh great listmaker.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

done and done,handcuffs perhaps??

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"

Hooray, is this the eggs thread?

I've been poached.

Oh and i will be putting you on a diet, i think your a little bit too PICKY

Caps for my beady mod.

Not half i am.

You going to need to sort this answering back that mushy keeps doing diamond maybe a collar and lead is needed

That's fine by me, i like dogs.

Add that to the wedding list, oh great listmaker. "

Mushy you in for a shock diamond already asked what size you are and if they do electro shock collar in that size

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

Hooray, is this the eggs thread?

I've been poached.

Oh and i will be putting you on a diet, i think your a little bit too PICKY

Caps for my beady mod.

Not half i am.

You going to need to sort this answering back that mushy keeps doing diamond maybe a collar and lead is needed"

Dont worry im watching him, thinks hes safe hiding behind womens skirts, just wait till the wedding night

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like?

i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with .

Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.

Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visit

good that's a relief, when ring was mentionned i thought i wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks

The arse fucking starts after the wedding mushy

talking off arse fucking, good job i keep all my pms, isnt it mushrroom. Would hate you to back out of anything "

And would that be whilst we are having our Hot Chocolate?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Serious offer Diamonds.

I'll marry you if you can tell me the next number in this sequence :

127 381 546 717 ???

mwah xxxxx

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"

Serious offer Diamonds.

I'll marry you if you can tell me the next number in this sequence :

127 381 546 717 ???

Mushy you trying to get out of it diamond grab the shovel

mwah xxxxx"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Serious offer Diamonds.

I'll marry you if you can tell me the next number in this sequence :

127 381 546 717 ???

Mushy you trying to get out of it diamond grab the shovel

mwah xxxxx"

sobbing now

i've been jilted

yours in eternal optimism

John

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