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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What should women have on their profile? What advice would you give a woman looking for a man?

You can advise on my profile if you wish, but this is to help *all* women who are finding it difficult getting meets.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

A blank profile with no avatar can still get bloody messages. A woman can put what she likes and still get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On their profile they should have...

Looking for a shortish foreigner with a questionable sense of humour and hairy legs.

Also like at least 5 bootie pics from different angles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess there's a difference between getting views and messages and then getting meets. No problem with the first.

I suggest just approaching the guys you (and other women) are interested in and who have reviews which show they do actually meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever the fuck they want but lock those filters down, watch from afar, and eventually you'll get the measure of folk.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything they want. Something please though.. anything other that a two line sentence and no photo.. por favor!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

A Menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn off the caps locks, stop ranting, nobody gives a shit and chill the fuck out,

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

More than you currently display. It says nothing at all about you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Menu"

Of what? Food or sex or

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I guess there's a difference between getting views and messages and then getting meets. No problem with the first.

I suggest just approaching the guys you (and other women) are interested in and who have reviews which show they do actually meet. "

What if the profiles I/ we find don't entice me/ us though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More than you currently display. It says nothing at all about you."

My verifications though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boobs"
beer

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By *ydewaysrainMan
over a year ago

Basingstoke

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I honestly don't know if it matters

And I work on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure I understand.... Don't we just click our fingers and men fall at our feet?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Pictures of your bedroom floor cluttered with dirty clothes.

Pictures of a sky remote balanced on/between your boobs so that scale can be judged.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"A Menu

Of what? Food or sex or"

I was thinking food but a sex menu could work too. What would you have on your specials?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The interests thing is already a menu.

I see you like X. I'm going to do X with you oh baby oh baby

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"The interests thing is already a menu.

I see you like X. I'm going to do X with you oh baby oh baby "

In that case I'll have a number 8, a 10, a 16 and some Prawn Crackers please.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"A blank profile with no avatar can still get bloody messages. A woman can put what she likes and still get a meet "

Indeed they can however NOT with me

There are a vast number of ladies profiles who would need serious upgrades to seduce me x

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"A blank profile with no avatar can still get bloody messages. A woman can put what she likes and still get a meet

Indeed they can however NOT with me

There are a vast number of ladies profiles who would need serious upgrades to seduce me x"

Same here, No Labia No Likey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Menu

Of what? Food or sex or

I was thinking food but a sex menu could work too. What would you have on your specials?"

Fish n potatoes.

I lay there like a dead fish and a sack of potatoes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pictures of your bedroom floor cluttered with dirty clothes.

Pictures of a sky remote balanced on/between your boobs so that scale can be judged. "

I can do the Sky remote. Brb

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"A blank profile with no avatar can still get bloody messages. A woman can put what she likes and still get a meet

Indeed they can however NOT with me

There are a vast number of ladies profiles who would need serious upgrades to seduce me x"

That’s ok, some of us just like to look at your pictures (please don’t block me for that)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A blank profile with no avatar can still get bloody messages. A woman can put what she likes and still get a meet

Indeed they can however NOT with me

There are a vast number of ladies profiles who would need serious upgrades to seduce me x"

Oh for sure! But sometimes it's frustrating to make the effort (I have no idea if I'd meet your grade) and just have it ignored.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"A Menu

Of what? Food or sex or

I was thinking food but a sex menu could work too. What would you have on your specials?

Fish n potatoes.

I lay there like a dead fish and a sack of potatoes. "

I've been wanting to explore Necrophilia for ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Menu

Of what? Food or sex or

I was thinking food but a sex menu could work too. What would you have on your specials?

Fish n potatoes.

I lay there like a dead fish and a sack of potatoes.

I've been wanting to explore Necrophilia for ages"

The lights are off, door's open. Pull my nightie down when you're done.

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Thread is completely redundant. Every woman on Fab will get attention. They don't "need" a profile.

They have all the power

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Pictures of your bedroom floor cluttered with dirty clothes.

Pictures of a sky remote balanced on/between your boobs so that scale can be judged.

I can do the Sky remote. Brb"

Phwooarrrr!!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Say you’re not meeting; works a charm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn off the caps locks, stop ranting, nobody gives a shit and chill the fuck out, "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The interests thing is already a menu.

I see you like X. I'm going to do X with you oh baby oh baby

In that case I'll have a number 8, a 10, a 16 and some Prawn Crackers please."
throw in a 69 and we're good to go

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Profiles perfect, loving the excessive use of full stops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thread is completely redundant. Every woman on Fab will get attention. They don't "need" a profile.

They have all the power"

Now if men could accept that for real life too the world would be a much nicer frillier place

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Say you’re not meeting; works a charm. "

I did that for awhile. Got abused

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs


"Thread is completely redundant. Every woman on Fab will get attention. They don't "need" a profile.

They have all the power

Now if men could accept that for real life too the world would be a much nicer frillier place "

Sorry, real life is quite another thing. Enjoy your fab power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a woman therefore you will ..."

I like them ones

They make me chuckle

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Pictures of the woman having sex with multiple men at the same time puts me right off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Profiles perfect, loving the excessive use of full stops "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pictures of the woman having sex with multiple men at the same time puts me right off!"

I don't have any of those.

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"More than you currently display. It says nothing at all about you.

My verifications though"

Oh yes and they are rather good ones too

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Thread is completely redundant. Every woman on Fab will get attention. They don't "need" a profile.

They have all the power

Now if men could accept that for real life too the world would be a much nicer frillier place

Sorry, real life is quite another thing. Enjoy your fab power "

This is so true. Its not real and never will be.

Answer to your question. I really dont think it matters most of the time.

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By *tag and HellcatCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

I like something in the profile that gives insight to the person.

As suggested, using your’s as an example:

. It suggests you have a dry & ready wit.

. Care for the health of your fellow fabbers, given the finger exercises they need to do to scroll to the juicy bits

. The ability to time travel, at least 3 months in advance

Mr S

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like something in the profile that gives insight to the person.

As suggested, using your’s as an example:

. It suggests you have a dry & ready wit.

. Care for the health of your fellow fabbers, given the finger exercises they need to do to scroll to the juicy bits

. The ability to time travel, at least 3 months in advance

Mr S "

I do care, you're very intuitive. Strong fingers are good.

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