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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

Erm.... see I got excited and made a thread with no substance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

A Fab lolly please

Nita

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please "

I think that’s cheating because it’s all 3 at once! You are excluded for flagrant manipulation of thread mechanics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water to drink, can't do either of the other two as I am a sugar free zone and also detest sweeteners so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cool can of ginger beer would go down a treat right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please

I think that’s cheating because it’s all 3 at once! You are excluded for flagrant manipulation of thread mechanics "

Bloody hell. Not again...

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"A Fab lolly please

Nita "

You may have a fab lolly, nice sensible answer, you may stay if you choose too

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'll take a cold cider poured over ice please.

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please

I think that’s cheating because it’s all 3 at once! You are excluded for flagrant manipulation of thread mechanics

Bloody hell. Not again..."

Don’t make me raise an eyebrow, or horrors, peer at you over my spectacles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a Strawberry and lime cider slushie just now

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Water to drink, can't do either of the other two as I am a sugar free zone and also detest sweeteners so... "

Water for the sweet-free sweetie

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Large gin and Mediterranean tonic over lashings of ice please

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"A cool can of ginger beer would go down a treat right now."

Ginger beer for the fire-cracker, she likes it spicy!!

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I'll take a cold cider poured over ice please. "

Apple or other fruit? You will be judged on your answer (Devon lad)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything you got, OP cheers!

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I'd love a Strawberry and lime cider slushie just now

"

That doesn’t exist, does it now, this isn’t Narnia, written warning for fabricating fake thirst quenchers !

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Icecream with sprinkles,sauce and a flake will do nicely.

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By *igblackcockNgMan
over a year ago

Horny guy for fun in Suffolk

An ice cold alcoholic ginger beer.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Proper gelato, lemon. Failing that, blueberry infused iced water.

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Large gin and Mediterranean tonic over lashings of ice please "

Mediterranean tonic?? La di fucking da!

Here Miguel, go and piss in the fever tree for the good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a Strawberry and lime cider slushie just now

That doesn’t exist, does it now, this isn’t Narnia, written warning for fabricating fake thirst quenchers !"

It does fucking exist! I've had one!

Wait, this isn't narnia?!

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Anything you got, OP cheers!"

2 ball screwball?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cool can of ginger beer would go down a treat right now.

Ginger beer for the fire-cracker, she likes it spicy!!"

Put some rum in the mix and then I’m fun.

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Icecream with sprinkles,sauce and a flake will do nicely."

No flakes. You can have a curlywurly and what type of sprinkles ffs I’m not a mind reader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything you got, OP cheers!

2 ball screwball? "

That'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please

I think that’s cheating because it’s all 3 at once! You are excluded for flagrant manipulation of thread mechanics

Bloody hell. Not again...

Don’t make me raise an eyebrow, or horrors, peer at you over my spectacles "

Can I come back yet?

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"An ice cold alcoholic ginger beer. "

crabs for the BBC. I mean crabbies (Miguel put that woman down)

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I'll take a cold cider poured over ice please.

Apple or other fruit? You will be judged on your answer (Devon lad)"

Apple of course!

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I'd love a Strawberry and lime cider slushie just now

That doesn’t exist, does it now, this isn’t Narnia, written warning for fabricating fake thirst quenchers !

It does fucking exist! I've had one!

Wait, this isn't narnia?! "

Naughty step 5 minutes and think about what you just did

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please "
I love mini milks

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"A cool can of ginger beer would go down a treat right now.

Ginger beer for the fire-cracker, she likes it spicy!!

Put some rum in the mix and then I’m fun."

No changing orders!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco, please

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please

I think that’s cheating because it’s all 3 at once! You are excluded for flagrant manipulation of thread mechanics

Bloody hell. Not again...

Don’t make me raise an eyebrow, or horrors, peer at you over my spectacles

Can I come back yet?"

What do you say?

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I'll take a cold cider poured over ice please.

Apple or other fruit? You will be judged on your answer (Devon lad)

Apple of course! "

One rough cider for the bint

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please I love mini milks "

Time-our. Go and sit in the car park until you make a sensible choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a Strawberry and lime cider slushie just now

That doesn’t exist, does it now, this isn’t Narnia, written warning for fabricating fake thirst quenchers !

It does fucking exist! I've had one!

Wait, this isn't narnia?!

Naughty step 5 minutes and think about what you just did"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please

I think that’s cheating because it’s all 3 at once! You are excluded for flagrant manipulation of thread mechanics

Bloody hell. Not again...

Don’t make me raise an eyebrow, or horrors, peer at you over my spectacles

Can I come back yet?

What do you say?"

Big sigh. Ok you can wear your McDonalds uniform.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Icecream with sprinkles,sauce and a flake will do nicely.

No flakes. You can have a curlywurly and what type of sprinkles ffs I’m not a mind reader "

I didn't think that needed to be said,hundred and thousands obviously. I don't want no flipping curlywurly stuck out of my icecream,I'll made do without.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I'll take a cold cider poured over ice please.

Apple or other fruit? You will be judged on your answer (Devon lad)

Apple of course!

One rough cider for the bint "

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Prosecco, please "

Cheap pop for the WAG

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please

I think that’s cheating because it’s all 3 at once! You are excluded for flagrant manipulation of thread mechanics

Bloody hell. Not again...

Don’t make me raise an eyebrow, or horrors, peer at you over my spectacles

Can I come back yet?

What do you say?

Big sigh. Ok you can wear your McDonalds uniform."

You get a cider lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo a cocktail and would have to be sex on the beach

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Icecream with sprinkles,sauce and a flake will do nicely.

No flakes. You can have a curlywurly and what type of sprinkles ffs I’m not a mind reader

I didn't think that needed to be said,hundred and thousands obviously. I don't want no flipping curlywurly stuck out of my icecream,I'll made do without."

There will be no insults aimed at the staff, your privileges have been withdrawn

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Defo a cocktail and would have to be sex on the beach "

Miguel we need a midlife crisis over here, hold the ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now Id like all three icecream in my left hand ice lolly in the right and slurp a cold drink through a straw

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Can I come back now

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Icecream with sprinkles,sauce and a flake will do nicely.

No flakes. You can have a curlywurly and what type of sprinkles ffs I’m not a mind reader

I didn't think that needed to be said,hundred and thousands obviously. I don't want no flipping curlywurly stuck out of my icecream,I'll made do without.

There will be no insults aimed at the staff, your privileges have been withdrawn "

Damn

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Right now Id like all three icecream in my left hand ice lolly in the right and slurp a cold drink through a straw"

Yeah yadadada how unusual a woman on fab that wants it all. Have a 99 (no flake, were out of flakes, but I have a nearly new curlywurly)

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Can I come back now "

And your sensible request is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cool drink of blackcurrrant squash please x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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A Strawberry Mivvi or a Nobbly Bobbly would be perfect. Do you deliver?

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"A cool drink of blackcurrrant squash please x"

Vitamin C queen eh? . I know your mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now Id like all three icecream in my left hand ice lolly in the right and slurp a cold drink through a straw

Yeah yadadada how unusual a woman on fab that wants it all. Have a 99 (no flake, were out of flakes, but I have a nearly new curlywurly)"

A pre licked curly wurly is fab all over. I'll take it

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I come back now

And your sensible request is? "

Vimto ice lolly

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"A Strawberry Mivvi or a Nobbly Bobbly would be perfect. Do you deliver? "

Strawberry Mivvis are a negative on the delivery option. Nobbly Bobbly is a “can do”

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Right now Id like all three icecream in my left hand ice lolly in the right and slurp a cold drink through a straw

Yeah yadadada how unusual a woman on fab that wants it all. Have a 99 (no flake, were out of flakes, but I have a nearly new curlywurly)

A pre licked curly wurly is fab all over. I'll take it "

It’s yours (you may have to wrestle for it)

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Or a frozen snake bite ice lolly nmmm nmmm nmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cool drink of blackcurrrant squash please x

Vitamin C queen eh? . I know your mind "

Erm i hadn't thought about vit c, i just prefer blackcurrant

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Can I come back now

And your sensible request is? Vimto ice lolly "

Frozen drink eh? I know your game. OUT!!

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Or a frozen snake bite ice lolly nmmm nmmm nmm "

Blocked

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"A cool drink of blackcurrrant squash please x

Vitamin C queen eh? . I know your mind

Erm i hadn't thought about vit c, i just prefer blackcurrant "

It’s okay your secret is safe....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"A Strawberry Mivvi or a Nobbly Bobbly would be perfect. Do you deliver?

Strawberry Mivvis are a negative on the delivery option. Nobbly Bobbly is a “can do”"

Can do, will do? Brilliant

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I've just knocked back a couple of Strawberry Calippo's that really hit the spot

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I've just knocked back a couple of Strawberry Calippo's that really hit the spot "

Well if you ain’t buying move along there’s a good chap

Miguel. Double the price of the Calippos, we may get a rush

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I've just knocked back a couple of Strawberry Calippo's that really hit the spot "

Del Monte betrayal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cool drink of blackcurrrant squash please x

Vitamin C queen eh? . I know your mind

Erm i hadn't thought about vit c, i just prefer blackcurrant

It’s okay your secret is safe...."

Could you let me in on my secret please .....

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"A cool drink of blackcurrrant squash please x

Vitamin C queen eh? . I know your mind

Erm i hadn't thought about vit c, i just prefer blackcurrant

It’s okay your secret is safe....

Could you let me in on my secret please ....."

I ain’t Julian Assange. Miguel. Call wiki leaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cool drink of blackcurrrant squash please x

Vitamin C queen eh? . I know your mind

Erm i hadn't thought about vit c, i just prefer blackcurrant

It’s okay your secret is safe....

Could you let me in on my secret please .....

I ain’t Julian Assange. Miguel. Call wiki leaks "

Weird ......

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I've just knocked back a couple of Strawberry Calippo's that really hit the spot

Del Monte betrayal!!"

I can't find them in Greece!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I've just knocked back a couple of Strawberry Calippo's that really hit the spot

Del Monte betrayal!!

I can't find them in Greece!"

Okay, excused. I’ll have your quota whilst you’re gone.

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Proper gelato, lemon. Failing that, blueberry infused iced water."

Apologies Meli, didn’t see you in the crush. Miguel can we have a la de da glass of water, for the awkward one.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Slush puppy please.x

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

We’ve just been to Granelli's in Macclesfield for ice cream mmmmm. We’ve ended up at the pub too!

So ice cream and drink for us!

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Slush puppy please.x"

One cup o’slush coming up, pick a flavour or get raspberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please "

Can’t fab your pics but they are....fab that is

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"We’ve just been to Granelli's in Macclesfield for ice cream mmmmm. We’ve ended up at the pub too!

So ice cream and drink for us!

"

As there are two of you I am going to let this slide. One 99 (no flake, or curlywurly, you can have a stick of kitkat). Drink? Throw me a bone here, specify!! No sharing by the way, breaks the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobbly bobbly please

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Nobbly bobbly please "

That was a given Taff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm.... see I got excited and made a thread with no substance "
99 please

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Erm.... see I got excited and made a thread with no substance 99 please "

We’ve got no flakes what do you want stuck in it? Please bear in mind I have ejected a number of the clientele for inappropriate or faux humorous answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm.... see I got excited and made a thread with no substance 99 please

We’ve got no flakes what do you want stuck in it? Please bear in mind I have ejected a number of the clientele for inappropriate or faux humorous answers "

kitkat please two fingers

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Erm.... see I got excited and made a thread with no substance 99 please

We’ve got no flakes what do you want stuck in it? Please bear in mind I have ejected a number of the clientele for inappropriate or faux humorous answers kitkat please two fingers"

Seriously the day we get a face palm emoji is the day I let my inner joy out.

Right you can have a 79 on account of the two sticks of kitkat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue 'mr freeze'

Or

99 with a flake and blue bubblegum syrup please

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Drink

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Blue 'mr freeze'

Or

99 with a flake and blue bubblegum syrup please"

Miguel. Have we got any of those frozen chemicals left? Si?

There you go young soldier, now suck it before it melts.

THERE ARE NO FLAKES!!

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Drink"

Spoken like a true Cornish woman. Right, I know this won’t matter, on account of your heritage and the evolved ability to catalyse any fluid into something alcoholic but did you have a flavour in mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm.... see I got excited and made a thread with no substance 99 please

We’ve got no flakes what do you want stuck in it? Please bear in mind I have ejected a number of the clientele for inappropriate or faux humorous answers kitkat please two fingers

Seriously the day we get a face palm emoji is the day I let my inner joy out.

Right you can have a 79 on account of the two sticks of kitkat "

79 omg that's 20 under par

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Erm.... see I got excited and made a thread with no substance 99 please

We’ve got no flakes what do you want stuck in it? Please bear in mind I have ejected a number of the clientele for inappropriate or faux humorous answers kitkat please two fingers

Seriously the day we get a face palm emoji is the day I let my inner joy out.

Right you can have a 79 on account of the two sticks of kitkat 79 omg that's 20 under par "

If you don’t like it you can find somewhere else sunshine, we ain’t joined at the hip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm.... see I got excited and made a thread with no substance 99 please

We’ve got no flakes what do you want stuck in it? Please bear in mind I have ejected a number of the clientele for inappropriate or faux humorous answers kitkat please two fingers

Seriously the day we get a face palm emoji is the day I let my inner joy out.

Right you can have a 79 on account of the two sticks of kitkat 79 omg that's 20 under par

If you don’t like it you can find somewhere else sunshine, we ain’t joined at the hip"

cmon I'm salivating now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i eithrr have a pint of pineapple juice and lemonade with ice or a sweet ice cold cider please

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Ice cream please

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Can i eithrr have a pint of pineapple juice and lemonade with ice or a sweet ice cold cider please"

You can have the cider but I take no responsibility if it starts repeating on you

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Forget the cream

Just ice for my cocktail please...

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Ice cream please "

69 for the lady with the stye (no flake, give her a twix she won’t see it)

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Forget the cream

Just ice for my cocktail please..."

Just ice? There’s corkage.....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Ice cream please

69 for the lady with the stye (no flake, give her a twix she won’t see it) "

Mr whippy please...... I like flakes

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Ice cream please

69 for the lady with the stye (no flake, give her a twix she won’t see it)

Mr whippy please...... I like flakes "

I like Ferrari’s love but we ain’t got none. Blame the suppliers (sheesh it’s in caps on the blackboard ffs)

Right a soft scoop Mr Whippy with a candy CANE and you can CROP the BOTTOM of the cone Miguel, yes the lady with the eye patch...

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Slush puppy please.x

One cup o’slush coming up, pick a flavour or get raspberry"

Grape will be good

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Frozen strawberry limeade . Yum

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Slush puppy please.x

One cup o’slush coming up, pick a flavour or get raspberry

Grape will be good

"

Excuse me?? Grape?

Miguel dump a bottle of Soave in the slush puppy machine

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Frozen strawberry limeade . Yum"

Alright sweet cheeks, I know you are from across the pond and all that and you have ‘foreign ways’ but I think that’s a frozen drink, known as a lolly drink over here and you can’t have both...... I’m watching you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm going to get my own from the fridge.

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I'm going to get my own from the fridge."

Thanks for the announcement Moira Stewart.

I don’t know why I bother, rushed off my feet trying to bring a little bit of joy to all the people, seeing smiles blossom as they partake of my wares, all with a can-do attitude and nothing is too much trouble and this is how they treat you... it beggars belief

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

I'll have an alcoholic dandelion & burdock please.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'm going to get my own from the fridge.

Thanks for the announcement Moira Stewart.

I don’t know why I bother, rushed off my feet trying to bring a little bit of joy to all the people, seeing smiles blossom as they partake of my wares, all with a can-do attitude and nothing is too much trouble and this is how they treat you... it beggars belief "

Minus the flake,I'm being good.

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I'll have an alcoholic dandelion & burdock please."

Now there's a blast from the past Captain Blyth, coming right up (if you make a map of Africa on the sheets tonight, the management will not take responsibility)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Icecream man is on the street if only I was brave enough to trot out in my bikini. Nar no-one wants that,I bet he has flakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it time for a second drink yet. A ‘cider lolly’ didn’t really do it for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i eithrr have a pint of pineapple juice and lemonade with ice or a sweet ice cold cider please

You can have the cider but I take no responsibility if it starts repeating on you "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Ice cold stowfords is where I'm headed when it's cool enough to take the dogs along the river to the pub

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Is it time for a second drink yet. A ‘cider lolly’ didn’t really do it for me..."

Well speak up, I am not Derek Acorah!

Seriously no wonder no one meets on this site, "I wonder if people want to meet me? I shall send out psychic messages confident that everyone on fab has developed extra sensory perception)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Drink "

I was going to ask you what kind of drink, but as you are from these parts "anything alcoholic" would be the response...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it time for a second drink yet. A ‘cider lolly’ didn’t really do it for me...

Well speak up, I am not Derek Acorah!

Seriously no wonder no one meets on this site, "I wonder if people want to meet me? I shall send out psychic messages confident that everyone on fab has developed extra sensory perception)"

Can I have five of whatever your fav alcoholic beverage is and forcefeed them to you? Bet you’re all giggly and womderful when you’re tipsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonderful

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Is it time for a second drink yet. A ‘cider lolly’ didn’t really do it for me...

Well speak up, I am not Derek Acorah!

Seriously no wonder no one meets on this site, "I wonder if people want to meet me? I shall send out psychic messages confident that everyone on fab has developed extra sensory perception)

Can I have five of whatever your fav alcoholic beverage is and forcefeed them to you? Bet you’re all giggly and womderful when you’re tipsy "

If you mean by "giggly and wonderful" "malleable and open to suggestion" then yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it time for a second drink yet. A ‘cider lolly’ didn’t really do it for me...

Well speak up, I am not Derek Acorah!

Seriously no wonder no one meets on this site, "I wonder if people want to meet me? I shall send out psychic messages confident that everyone on fab has developed extra sensory perception)

Can I have five of whatever your fav alcoholic beverage is and forcefeed them to you? Bet you’re all giggly and womderful when you’re tipsy

If you mean by "giggly and wonderful" "malleable and open to suggestion" then yes"

And your favourite tipple? 5 for you and 2 for me please.

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Is it time for a second drink yet. A ‘cider lolly’ didn’t really do it for me...

Well speak up, I am not Derek Acorah!

Seriously no wonder no one meets on this site, "I wonder if people want to meet me? I shall send out psychic messages confident that everyone on fab has developed extra sensory perception)

Can I have five of whatever your fav alcoholic beverage is and forcefeed them to you? Bet you’re all giggly and womderful when you’re tipsy

If you mean by "giggly and wonderful" "malleable and open to suggestion" then yes

And your favourite tipple? 5 for you and 2 for me please."

Pastis 51, I think we will both get into trouble!

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it time for a second drink yet. A ‘cider lolly’ didn’t really do it for me...

Well speak up, I am not Derek Acorah!

Seriously no wonder no one meets on this site, "I wonder if people want to meet me? I shall send out psychic messages confident that everyone on fab has developed extra sensory perception)

Can I have five of whatever your fav alcoholic beverage is and forcefeed them to you? Bet you’re all giggly and womderful when you’re tipsy

If you mean by "giggly and wonderful" "malleable and open to suggestion" then yes

And your favourite tipple? 5 for you and 2 for me please.

Pastis 51, I think we will both get into trouble!"

Mix between absinthe and ouzo??? Bring it on

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Is it time for a second drink yet. A ‘cider lolly’ didn’t really do it for me...

Well speak up, I am not Derek Acorah!

Seriously no wonder no one meets on this site, "I wonder if people want to meet me? I shall send out psychic messages confident that everyone on fab has developed extra sensory perception)

Can I have five of whatever your fav alcoholic beverage is and forcefeed them to you? Bet you’re all giggly and womderful when you’re tipsy

If you mean by "giggly and wonderful" "malleable and open to suggestion" then yes

And your favourite tipple? 5 for you and 2 for me please.

Pastis 51, I think we will both get into trouble!

Mix between absinthe and ouzo??? Bring it on "

Well that's the end of this thread then. No more orders, I am off to get pished!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've gone for a couple of pints,then a lolly

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I've gone for a couple of pints,then a lolly "

Help yourself I'm off to get my face sat on my a d*unken woman from the Midlands....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit warm for all that!!

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"It's a bit warm for all that!! "

I've got a lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a callipo style ice lol and got told off for being rude eating it..... I wasn't.... So obviously I had to do the childish thing and start eating it rudely with lots of slurping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just made a big glass of fizzy white Spritzer with lemonade and lots of ice

It's amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've gone for a couple of pints,then a lolly

Help yourself I'm off to get my face sat on my a d*unken woman from the Midlands...."

I can wait until we hit 175. Don’t want any unhappy people on a Saturday night.

Oh you did mean me right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malteser ice lolly please

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Malteser ice lolly please "

Consider it done, enjoy the lighter side of life

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I've gone for a couple of pints,then a lolly

Help yourself I'm off to get my face sat on my a d*unken woman from the Midlands....

I can wait until we hit 175. Don’t want any unhappy people on a Saturday night.

Oh you did mean me right? "

As usual the people of Fab are taking care of themselves

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Frozen strawberry limeade . Yum

Alright sweet cheeks, I know you are from across the pond and all that and you have ‘foreign ways’ but I think that’s a frozen drink, known as a lolly drink over here and you can’t have both...... I’m watching you"

I need someone to keep me in line. Back at ya sweet cheeks...

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