FabSwingers.com forum: Looking for a female to take on holiday

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi guys.

I’m recently single and thinking of going somewhere nice on holiday, is there any females want to join me?

I’ll cover all the costs for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the catch?

Call me a cynic, but saying 'costs covered' invariably comes with big strings.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's two nights in Blackpool isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's two nights in Blackpool isn't it."

No, it’s just the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mon fun guy, can we get some response?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

End of next month

Somewhere in Europe

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"End of next month

Somewhere in Europe "

Blackpool still classed as Europe....

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Female what? Or do you mean you’d like to go on holiday with a woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"End of next month

Somewhere in Europe

Blackpool still classed as Europe....

Will you need a passport to go to Blackpool

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hostel the film springs to mind...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha not Blackpool

Spain ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes a woman

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Same room and same bed? What happens if you don’t hit it off

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

This is a joke thread right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want just one? You mention female first and females later..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want just one? You mention female first and females later.."

2 would be even better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We would have to chat and meet first and see if we click

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

couldn’t think of anything worse. I’d feel like I owed you something in return.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No I’m not like that

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It's two nights in Blackpool isn't it.

No, it’s just the one

Pick me,pick me! I haven't been to Blackpool in year's,I used to love watching my little one's play with all the rubbish in the sea when the tide came in. Happy memories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring my husband along?

Also I don’t have a passport so I’ll need that paid for as well. Or any holiday clothes. Or any money.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"This is a joke thread right?

Sshhh,I'm not going on holiday this year I can't afford it,I'll take what I can

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"It's two nights in Blackpool isn't it."

Oh I'm already going there next week. Maybe he can refund me the costs though

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By *idnightxBrownCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hi guys.

I’m recently single and thinking of going somewhere nice on holiday, is there any females want to join me?

I’ll cover all the costs for a week

If I wear a wig will you take me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like the best and worst idea ever

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I can see where u coming from on this as I'm having to go alone this year on my own but maybe u should advertised for a travel companion rather than pay for them I think this good be a good thing or your worse nightmare

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will come op. Got an uptodate passport but it would have to be somewhere cold not hot

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This kind of idea on this kind of site goes over like a lead balloon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's so wrong on going alone or going with a male friend?

Personally I can't see anyone going with you that isn't going to be seeing exactly what she can get from you. Rather than enjoying the holiday it sounds like a ticket to hell for you OP.

If you've money to burn then put it somewhere more worthwhile.

Tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Calm down guys

I’m not looking for a sex slave if I wanted that I can get an escort

I’m just looking for someone that wants to be away too and have a nice time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Female what? Or do you mean you’d like to go on holiday with a woman?"

You forgot to pick him up on using the phrase 'Hi guys'. Surely he's asking men to put forward their females for selection, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calm down guys

I’m not looking for a sex slave if I wanted that I can get an escort

I’m just looking for someone that wants to be away too and have a nice time. "

I'd ignore what's said here mate and just wait and see if you get any messages privately. Good luck.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

No matter the intention these threads never go well.

It’s only later in my life I believe I could go on my own.

Plenty of single holiday companies out there mate where you could potentially meet a lady in the same boat as you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP.. go by yourself. It'll force you to interact with others. Put yourself out there, some of the best holidays have been when I went alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"End of next month

Somewhere in Europe "
Italy take me cmon wing man

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Calm down guys

I’m not looking for a sex slave if I wanted that I can get an escort

I’m just looking for someone that wants to be away too and have a nice time. "

No harm in asking

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Sorry, I don't have a current passport OP. I would also be wary of someone offering a no strings holiday. There is always a catch. You don't get anything for free. Why not take one of your mates if you don't want to go alone? I'm sure they'd appreciate a free no strings holiday?

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

OP.. go by yourself. It'll force you to interact with others. Put yourself out there, some of the best holidays have been when I went alone. "

I'm going alone looking forward to it

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

lol a woman after my own heart!!!!

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Not been on holiday in years, but these days, I think I'd rather go with another woman. Have an absolute giggle instead of sitting opposite a guy in silence!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been on holiday in years, but these days, I think I'd rather go with another woman. Have an absolute giggle instead of sitting opposite a guy in silence!!!!"

You've been with the men. When I've gone away with a woman there's been lots of fine wine, good food, alcohol and rampant sex. With lots of conversation, flirting, teasing, fun and laughs. But thats just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been on holiday in years, but these days, I think I'd rather go with another woman. Have an absolute giggle instead of sitting opposite a guy in silence!!!!

So what did the woman do then?

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Not been on holiday in years, but these days, I think I'd rather go with another woman. Have an absolute giggle instead of sitting opposite a guy in silence!!!!

So what did the woman do then?

Women together are alot more outrageous then men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to take me to Rhyl??? Throw in fish and chips and a stick of rock and I love you long time

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By *etAnotherDomMan
over a year ago

london

"Anyone want to take me to Rhyl??? Throw in fish and chips and a stick of rock and I love you long time

How about Talacre?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to take me to Rhyl??? Throw in fish and chips and a stick of rock and I love you long time

Oooh. Can we request now? Never been to Devon or Cornwall. Any invites? I’ll play nice for you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It's two nights in Blackpool isn't it.

Oh I'm already going there next week. Maybe he can refund me the costs though

I hope you're being true to Blackpool and staying in some crumby B&B!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Anyone want to take me to Rhyl??? Throw in fish and chips and a stick of rock and I love you long time

Oooh. Can we request now? Never been to Devon or Cornwall. Any invites? I’ll play nice for you

Rhyl is in Wales, not Cornwall or Devon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been on holiday in years, but these days, I think I'd rather go with another woman. Have an absolute giggle instead of sitting opposite a guy in silence!!!!

So what did the woman do then?

She tidied the room for me, win win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP. What if she turns out to be an absolute nightmare? Do you really want to risk that?

Just go alone. The sort of person that thinks going on a weeks paid for holiday with a stranger is the last sort of person you probably want to go away with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to take me to Rhyl??? Throw in fish and chips and a stick of rock and I love you long time

Oooh. Can we request now? Never been to Devon or Cornwall. Any invites? I’ll play nice for you

Rhyl is in Wales, not Cornwall or Devon. "

I’m requesting somewhere in either Cornwall or Devon. Been to Rhyl

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Anyone coming down to Devon needs a pat-down at the border, we have heard about "county-lines" (transferring swingers from one part of the country to the other to stop the country capsizing).

We are vigilant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calm down guys

I’m not looking for a sex slave if I wanted that I can get an escort

I’m just looking for someone that wants to be away too and have a nice time. "

Do you drink chianti?

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By *herrySnickersWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Calm down guys

I’m not looking for a sex slave if I wanted that I can get an escort

I’m just looking for someone that wants to be away too and have a nice time. "

Hmmm I would love a holiday - fly me from Australia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to take me to Rhyl??? Throw in fish and chips and a stick of rock and I love you long time

How about Talacre?"

Do they have a chippy? And is there rock?? is it a sandy beach or a pebbly one?? And can I collect shell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can ask me nan if she’s free

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"It's two nights in Blackpool isn't it.

Oh I'm already going there next week. Maybe he can refund me the costs though

I hope you're being true to Blackpool and staying in some crumby B&B!"

No, a decent hotel, I have limits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know where your coming from op.

Your single all your mates are married and not allowed to go.

I’m in the same boat mate but I probably wouldn’t offer to pay as she would feel obliged to do something that she might not want to do.

Go on your own and meet someone out there, there’s loads of single women on holidays on there own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take Meeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take Meeeeeeeee

Not to Blackpool though

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It's two nights in Blackpool isn't it.

Oh I'm already going there next week. Maybe he can refund me the costs though

I hope you're being true to Blackpool and staying in some crumby B&B!

No, a decent hotel, I have limits! "

A posh chick eh. My dad was there the other week and it was roasting he said which makes a change for Blackpool. I've spent many a soggy day there as a child.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Take Meeeeeeeee

Not to Blackpool though"

What have you got against Blackpool Autumn?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take Meeeeeeeee

Not to Blackpool though

What have you got against Blackpool Autumn?!"

actually I think I would settle for even Blackpool now. I could go on the big dipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP. What if she turns out to be an absolute nightmare? Do you really want to risk that?

Just go alone. The sort of person that thinks going on a weeks paid for holiday with a stranger is the last sort of person you probably want to go away with"

Good point.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Anyone want to take me to Rhyl??? Throw in fish and chips and a stick of rock and I love you long time

Oooh. Can we request now? Never been to Devon or Cornwall. Any invites? I’ll play nice for you

Rhyl is in Wales, not Cornwall or Devon.

I’m requesting somewhere in either Cornwall or Devon. Been to Rhyl

Lol ok, I get it as its lovely down here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi guys.

I’m recently single and thinking of going somewhere nice on holiday, is there any females want to join me?

I’ll cover all the costs for a week

Offering to cover all the costs will get you a certain type of lady. I know someone who would go but she's already away with her sugar daddy.

You'd probably be better off chatting to someone for a while and then asking. Spending a lot of time together can be make or break. Good luck.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Anyone coming down to Devon needs a pat-down at the border, we have heard about "county-lines" (transferring swingers from one part of the country to the other to stop the country capsizing).

We are vigilant "

As are we in Cornwall, full on strip searches here lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know where your coming from op.

Your single all your mates are married and not allowed to go.

I’m in the same boat mate but I probably wouldn’t offer to pay as she would feel obliged to do something that she might not want to do.

Go on your own and meet someone out there, there’s loads of single women on holidays on there own"

Good advice

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Take Meeeeeeeee

Not to Blackpool though

What have you got against Blackpool Autumn?!

actually I think I would settle for even Blackpool now. I could go on the big dipper"

You daredevil you,I'll pass on the Big one I don't have a head for heights.

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By *orianGrey200Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"Take Meeeeeeeee

Not to Blackpool though"

How about sunny Malta?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha I probably should have worded differently

But some of you got the idea.

I do have people to go with but they are not swingers, and I’m looking to someone in the swinging scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been on holiday in years, but these days, I think I'd rather go with another woman. Have an absolute giggle instead of sitting opposite a guy in silence!!!!"

he is probably not wanting silence but I am with this OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I probably should have worded differently

But some of you got the idea.

I do have people to go with but they are not swingers, and I’m looking to someone in the swinging scene

What idea? Sounds like you need to just go it alone and find some spanish sex ...bet there be loads of women for you for sex have one every night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can see where u coming from on this as I'm having to go alone this year on my own but maybe u should advertised for a travel companion rather than pay for them I think this good be a good thing or your worse nightmare

Go on your own its great x

Like my own company and love holidays on my own. Go do it darlin

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Go on your own its great

Like my own company and love holidays on my own. Go do it darlin"

I am looking forward to it but kinda nervous at same time

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Go on your own its great

Like my own company and love holidays on my own. Go do it darlin

I am looking forward to it but kinda nervous at same time

I was away alone last month had a fantastic week

Defiantly do it, my confidence got a good boost too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than happy for any of you posting about holidays to visit me in sunny Fuerteventura. Single guys, couples also welcome.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Anyone coming down to Devon needs a pat-down at the border, we have heard about "county-lines" (transferring swingers from one part of the country to the other to stop the country capsizing).

We are vigilant

As are we in Cornwall, full on strip searches here lol.

They will have to make it through me first Ms... Its okay you can have sloppy seconds, I'm good like that

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"It's two nights in Blackpool isn't it.

Oh I'm already going there next week. Maybe he can refund me the costs though

I hope you're being true to Blackpool and staying in some crumby B&B!

No, a decent hotel, I have limits! "
I stayed in a decent hotel in blackpool but it didnt make blackpool any less shit

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Go on your own its great

Like my own company and love holidays on my own. Go do it darlin

I am looking forward to it but kinda nervous at same time

I was away alone last month had a fantastic week

Defiantly do it, my confidence got a good boost too

Were did u go did u find it boring I'm slowly getting used to my own company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I probably should have worded differently

But some of you got the idea.

I do have people to go with but they are not swingers, and I’m looking to someone in the swinging scene

So are you hoping for sex??

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Haha I probably should have worded differently

But some of you got the idea.

I do have people to go with but they are not swingers, and I’m looking to someone in the swinging scene

So are you hoping for sex??"

Of course he is otherwise it wouldnt be someone of here be careful what u wish for is my fav saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I probably should have worded differently

But some of you got the idea.

I do have people to go with but they are not swingers, and I’m looking to someone in the swinging scene

So are you hoping for sex??

Of course he is otherwise it wouldnt be someone of here be careful what u wish for is my fav saying

So he will cover the costs in exchange for sex.

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sex comes after if we have a connection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex comes after if we have a connection

Why not just pay for it over there?

Isn't it the same thing??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No it’s not the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No it’s not the same.

Either way you are wanting to pay for it, so what difference is there?

We are genuinely curious as to how you see this.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"No it’s not the same.

I think you'd have more luck if you missed out the all expenses bit and made it clear exactly what's expected of the lady. I would have reservations because I don't know you at all and to commit to spending a week with you would be way out of my comfort zone. However there are women who would find it an adventure. After all its not much different to agreeing to meet a single man in a hotel just 6 days longer.

I hope you find a suitable partner and you both have fun

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

Seperate rooms? No sex and free to do our own thing. If yes to all 3 put Me and Mr R down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calm down guys

I’m not looking for a sex slave if I wanted that I can get an escort

I’m just looking for someone that wants to be away too and have a nice time. "

Have you no friends OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seperate rooms? No sex and free to do our own thing. If yes to all 3 put Me and Mr R down. "

Now there's a great offer OP.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Seperate rooms? No sex and free to do our own thing. If yes to all 3 put Me and Mr R down.

Now there's a great offer OP."

Fantastic offer I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This gone completely wrong lol

What I meant was.

Any woman fancy spending a week in the sun and have an adventure with me.

Obviously we would need to chat and meet before to see if we get along. Ideally would be somewhere were there’s other swingers or swinging clubs so we could go together.

I’ve offered to cover the expenses to help out not because I’m desperate.

I thought it would be a great adventure.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's a common offer. It's one I suspect most women here look at with suspicion.

This has gone exactly the way I thought it would.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know

It sounded like I wanted to buy sex

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"This gone completely wrong lol

What I meant was.

Any woman fancy spending a week in the sun and have an adventure with me.

Obviously we would need to chat and meet before to see if we get along. Ideally would be somewhere were there’s other swingers or swinging clubs so we could go together.

I’ve offered to cover the expenses to help out not because I’m desperate.

I thought it would be a great adventure.

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To be honest if i was a lot younger and single id do it. I would have wanted to meet you socially a few times. Id want to pay for at least meals plus id have my own money so if it went tits up i could find somewhere else to stay and get my own flight home.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I know

It sounded like I wanted to buy sex

And no one who offers is ever pressuring... and yet I still don't buy it. (not personal at all. Just I'm sure this might go down, with some, "but c'mon you owe me, oh there's only one bed what a 'mistake', oh c'mon baby" etc)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I understand we’re you coming from

The things the way I see it is you would play with people here 2 or 3 time and would be ok.

So that’s kind of the same thing but somewhere nicer and a bit more fun

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I understand we’re you coming from

The things the way I see it is you would play with people here 2 or 3 time and would be ok.

So that’s kind of the same thing but somewhere nicer and a bit more fun"

I wouldnt let anyone pay for me that way I dont owe them anything maybe separate rooms would be the answer

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Anyone coming down to Devon needs a pat-down at the border, we have heard about "county-lines" (transferring swingers from one part of the country to the other to stop the country capsizing).

We are vigilant

As are we in Cornwall, full on strip searches here lol.

They will have to make it through me first Ms... Its okay you can have sloppy seconds, I'm good like that

Meet on the border? Tag team haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This gone completely wrong lol

What I meant was.

Any woman fancy spending a week in the sun and have an adventure with me.

Obviously we would need to chat and meet before to see if we get along. Ideally would be somewhere were there’s other swingers or swinging clubs so we could go together.

I’ve offered to cover the expenses to help out not because I’m desperate.

I thought it would be a great adventure.

May we politely suggest that after only 2 months on here you have the wrong idea of the type of people on this site??

This has been played over and over again, with always the same outcome.

It is hard to believe that anyone is going to pay for someone else to go on holiday and not expect anything in return.

Maybe, just maybe, you aren't. However most people would find your motives suspicious in our opinion.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I understand we’re you coming from

The things the way I see it is you would play with people here 2 or 3 time and would be ok.

So that’s kind of the same thing but somewhere nicer and a bit more fun"

Being alone with someone (in a place far from home) and letting them buy anything of consequence for me changes the power dynamic significantly and is a hard, hard no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I understand we’re you coming from

The things the way I see it is you would play with people here 2 or 3 time and would be ok.

So that’s kind of the same thing but somewhere nicer and a bit more fun"

Besides anything else, you would need to find someone who is attracted by your profile enough to want to meet you and then maybe play if that is what you are saying could happen.

Do you think that your profile will achieve that for you??

Create enough interest for someone to want to meet you??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s hard to believe I would say the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes probably that’s the best thing to do.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Why dont u go to pdi most head there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes probably that’s the best thing to do.

If you use the Reply + quote button, people know which post you are replying to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m not getting anywhere so I’ll delete to post

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I'm available as a ladies holiday companion, I don't want anything other than my costs covered and sun cream rubbed in my back.

There will be no sex, unless you're willing to pay for the missus to come too then I'll fuck the both of ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha

Not my type unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to take me to Rhyl??? Throw in fish and chips and a stick of rock and I love you long time

Oooh. Can we request now? Never been to Devon or Cornwall. Any invites? I’ll play nice for you

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I'll take you to Dorset

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Anyone want to take me to Rhyl??? Throw in fish and chips and a stick of rock and I love you long time

I'll take you to the candy shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take Meeeeeeeee

Not to Blackpool though

What have you got against Blackpool Autumn?!

actually I think I would settle for even Blackpool now. I could go on the big dipper"

I think he would want you to have a go on his big* dipper

*more likely a small dipper, but left it as big for comical effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to take me to Rhyl??? Throw in fish and chips and a stick of rock and I love you long time

Oooh. Can we request now? Never been to Devon or Cornwall. Any invites? I’ll play nice for you

I'll take you to Dorset "

Is it nice? Is it posh? Can I have fish and chips there though?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’ll come!!

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over a year ago

"Anyone want to take me to Rhyl??? Throw in fish and chips and a stick of rock and I love you long time

I'll take you to the candy shop

Oooh! Candy shop by the sea?? With chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone coming down to Devon needs a pat-down at the border, we have heard about "county-lines" (transferring swingers from one part of the country to the other to stop the country capsizing).

We are vigilant "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it bad that for a split second I was like "fuck it I'll go"

You offered so I'd never feel like I owed you anything and if we got on we got on. You'd have to fuel a gin habit, and I laugh like Jimmy Carr ......what a catch hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi guys.

I’m recently single and thinking of going somewhere nice on holiday, is there any females want to join me?

I’ll cover all the costs for a week

If you take my wife I'll give you 50 quid towards it. I could do with a week off.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Hi guys.

I’m recently single and thinking of going somewhere nice on holiday, is there any females want to join me?

I’ll cover all the costs for a week

If you take my wife I'll give you 50 quid towards it. I could do with a week off.

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