FabSwingers.com forum: Summer, GO AWAY!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't be the only one thinking this?

Sweaty boobs at the end of the day, grim.

Sleepless nights owing to discomfort that can't be overcome practically.

Chronic hay fever that absolutely flattens me to the point of being rendered useless.

Burn so easily, that factor 50 shit stings your eyes worse than cum does when it gets in there.

Wasps, cunts!

Topless blokes walking the streets, even if your ripped, it's not a good look. Get your shirt back on!

Pimms, does anyone drink it outside of the two weeks of the Wimbledon Championships?

Any more?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Embrace it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog as hot as the sun wanting to cosy up against you, when you're doing all you can to cool down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Embrace it

I would love to but the above just makes enjoyment impossible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dog as hot as the sun wanting to cosy up against you, when you're doing all you can to cool down"

Poor pooch thinks you're his ice block.

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Had air con installed last summer

Best thing i ever done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had air con installed last summer

Best thing i ever done.

Nobody likes a show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a twelve hour shift today, with no air con

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore summer, always makes me feel better than the miserable grey days of autumn and winter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a twelve hour shift today, with no air con

You need flunkies wafting fans over you all day.

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

"I adore summer, always makes me feel better than the miserable grey days of autumn and winter "

100% agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m off to a local party in the park, I love summer it’s the best time of year

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

We have only had one hot day so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh that made me hate the summer....

No it didn’t, warm sun, hot tub, fresh veg, fresh cut grass, sweaty then nice shower, horny as, shorts and short skirts everywhere and tiny tops. And as for the topless men if it was socially acceptable I’m sure you wood enjoy the breeze between your tits

BINGO bring summer for longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve literally had one hot day, cool your jets, we’ve just had 8 months of dull overcast skies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’ve literally had one hot day, cool your jets, we’ve just had 8 months of dull overcast skies."

Yes a so much rain it would wash away the ark

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’ve literally had one hot day, cool your jets, we’ve just had 8 months of dull overcast skies."

One day's enough for me

My wheezy, rattly chest, and streaming gunky eyes say that's enough of summer for one year

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"A dog as hot as the sun wanting to cosy up against you, when you're doing all you can to cool down"

Topless blokes

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"We’ve literally had one hot day, cool your jets, we’ve just had 8 months of dull overcast skies.

Yes a so much rain it would wash away the ark "

And yet local water reservoir seem really low, wouldn’t be surprised for a hosepipe ban even though it felt like summer was never coming!

Loving all the sunshine, buy a fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh no i love it, if things were different id be living abroad in the sun.

I would miss crisp autumn mornings though!

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

The older I get the more convinced I am that I'm actually solar powered.

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By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater

"I can't be the only one thinking this?

Sweaty boobs at the end of the day, grim.

Sleepless nights owing to discomfort that can't be overcome practically.

Chronic hay fever that absolutely flattens me to the point of being rendered useless.

Burn so easily, that factor 50 shit stings your eyes worse than cum does when it gets in there.

Wasps, cunts!

Topless blokes walking the streets, even if your ripped, it's not a good look. Get your shirt back on!

Pimms, does anyone drink it outside of the two weeks of the Wimbledon Championships?

Any more?"

Fuck me, what a mizog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweaty boobs and hay fever here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldn't really complain at the moment as in less than 2 weeks I will be in Turkey..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I usually hate the sun but 2 weeks ago i was walking around all day in 35 degrees so i can cope with uk temperatures if that didnt kill me off

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By *ambsLad2Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Any more?"

Neighbours who think everyone else for a six mile radius will enjoy what they're listening to.

Barbecues.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Your post has made me feel kinda happy to be me. Able to enjoy the sun and the feel good factor it brings

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

""Any more?"

Neighbours who think everyone else for a six mile radius will enjoy what they're listening to.

Barbecues."

I'm that neighbour

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Summer is my least favourite season. I like the very early morning sunshine without heat but it goes downhill from there

I think it’s safe to say I’m not a summer person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And traffic! The sun is like a trigger switch for people to get on the road and act like complete utter cunts.

On the M54 yesterday, stuck in traffic.

A woman had driven her car onto the barrier separating the road and verge, she was standing outside on her phone, car perched ON yes on the barrier facing traffic! Wtf!

And this was after seeing another crash not 10 minutes before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely love the sunshine and all things outdoorsy. And I have chronic hayfever. But I'd rather be sneezing in my shorts than walking in the pissing rain with my dog like I have done for months on end. I drink Pimms all summer and sleep with a fan on. And, where are all the guys with their shirts off; please do walk this way

Sorry Op, you need to move to Iceland!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And traffic! The sun is like a trigger switch for people to get on the road and act like complete utter cunts.

On the M54 yesterday, stuck in traffic.

A woman had driven her car onto the barrier separating the road and verge, she was standing outside on her phone, car perched ON yes on the barrier facing traffic! Wtf!

And this was after seeing another crash not 10 minutes before!

I feel that pain on a daily basis.

ON the barrier, how the fuck does one park a car on the barrier?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I adore summer, always makes me feel better than the miserable grey days of autumn and winter "

Same

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I love summer, nice to feel some warmth on my skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And traffic! The sun is like a trigger switch for people to get on the road and act like complete utter cunts.

On the M54 yesterday, stuck in traffic.

A woman had driven her car onto the barrier separating the road and verge, she was standing outside on her phone, car perched ON yes on the barrier facing traffic! Wtf!

And this was after seeing another crash not 10 minutes before!

I feel that pain on a daily basis.

ON the barrier, how the fuck does one park a car on the barrier?

Not sure how, son reckons she was on her phone not paying attention.

I'm not going to lie, it did amuse me far more than it should of tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be the only one thinking this?

Sweaty boobs at the end of the day, grim.

Sleepless nights owing to discomfort that can't be overcome practically.

Chronic hay fever that absolutely flattens me to the point of being rendered useless.

Burn so easily, that factor 50 shit stings your eyes worse than cum does when it gets in there.

Wasps, cunts!

Topless blokes walking the streets, even if your ripped, it's not a good look. Get your shirt back on!

Pimms, does anyone drink it outside of the two weeks of the Wimbledon Championships?

Any more?"
lol ok well I love it sorry Britain can have a lot of really miserable weather so the sunshine we get I deserve but extremely sorry it has an adverse effect on you and many others, it's 7.52 am and I'm already sunbathing on the nudist beach have a great day

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Wasps, cunts....haha yea they are!!

Little fuckers!!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

With you here OP, I live on the coast and one tiny bit of sun the tourists desend like fly's round shit......

Drive like their granny

Screaming kids

Bad fashion decisions, shorts and footy tops

Mono brows

Bring on winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With you here OP, I live on the coast and one tiny bit of sun the tourists desend like fly's round shit......

Drive like their granny

Screaming kids

Bad fashion decisions, shorts and footy tops

Mono brows

Bring on winter

"
vroooooom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With you here OP, I live on the coast and one tiny bit of sun the tourists desend like fly's round shit......

Drive like their granny

Screaming kids

Bad fashion decisions, shorts and footy tops

Mono brows

Bring on winter

Fist fights over 1sq ft of spare beach space

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"With you here OP, I live on the coast and one tiny bit of sun the tourists desend like fly's round shit......

Drive like their granny

Screaming kids

Bad fashion decisions, shorts and footy tops

Mono brows

Bring on winter

vroooooom

And here is one of those said tourists.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’ve literally had one hot day, cool your jets, we’ve just had 8 months of dull overcast skies.

One day's enough for me

My wheezy, rattly chest, and streaming gunky eyes say that's enough of summer for one year

If your hay fever is that bad.....PM me for some help ( can't PM you or I would)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’ve literally had one hot day, cool your jets, we’ve just had 8 months of dull overcast skies.

One day's enough for me

My wheezy, rattly chest, and streaming gunky eyes say that's enough of summer for one year

If your hay fever is that bad.....PM me for some help ( can't PM you or I would)"

After 37 years of pills, potions, herbal remedies, acupuncture, old wives tales. I think I've covered everything.

And is it so too secret, you can't tell me here.

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have a twelve hour shift today, with no air con

You need flunkies wafting fans over you all day."

She does, just not in work!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I’m in Dubai at the moment and boy it’s hot! It’s no hardship lay by the pool and with air con everywhere, but when it’s hot at home I’m hopeless.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Summer, don’t listen to her. You’re not here a lot and I miss your sunny disposition when your absent. Please stay x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in Dubai at the moment and boy it’s hot! It’s no hardship lay by the pool and with air con everywhere, but when it’s hot at home I’m hopeless."

Not much hay fever in Dubai I'd imagine? I could handle that I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’ve literally had one hot day, cool your jets, we’ve just had 8 months of dull overcast skies.

One day's enough for me

My wheezy, rattly chest, and streaming gunky eyes say that's enough of summer for one year

If your hay fever is that bad.....PM me for some help ( can't PM you or I would)

After 37 years of pills, potions, herbal remedies, acupuncture, old wives tales. I think I've covered everything.

And is it so too secret, you can't tell me here."

Didn't actually think of that!

It's Kenalog.....a depot steroid injection

Ask your GP....they will probably say no

But ask again...they sometimes will give it for special occasions.... weddings, exams etc

I get mine off a rather dodgy Canadian website.....and inject myself....but then I'm in healthcare and can do that

I have to say....it's life changing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With you here OP, I live on the coast and one tiny bit of sun the tourists desend like fly's round shit......

Drive like their granny

Screaming kids

Bad fashion decisions, shorts and footy tops

Mono brows

Bring on winter

vroooooom

And here is one of those said tourists.....

"
lol if I came I'd come by train, vroooooom is your suzuki or is that putt putt putt

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"With you here OP, I live on the coast and one tiny bit of sun the tourists desend like fly's round shit......

Drive like their granny

Screaming kids

Bad fashion decisions, shorts and footy tops

Mono brows

Bring on winter

vroooooom

And here is one of those said tourists.....

lol if I came I'd come by train, vroooooom is your suzuki or is that putt putt putt

Putt putt would be my foot up your tooshy

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I want it to last one more week when I'm heading down to various places in England, after that it can go away. The boob sweat is getting to me, I wish I had wee tiny boobs in the summer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want it to last one more week when I'm heading down to various places in England, after that it can go away. The boob sweat is getting to me, I wish I had wee tiny boobs in the summer. "

You be careful heading south.

We're a bit weird down here.

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Topless blokes walking the streets, even if your ripped, it's not a good look. "

I was agreeing with everything until you said that.

The flabbies, yes. The fit ones . . . ooooooh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Topless blokes walking the streets, even if your ripped, it's not a good look.

I was agreeing with everything until you said that.

The flabbies, yes. The fit ones . . . ooooooh!

What'd if he's wearing a fashion disaster?

Shell suit pants?

Sandals?

Budgie smugglers and rigger boots?

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By *azzle-me-TazzMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

I'm with you on all of them points...... But the worst one for me is d*unken, gobby, sunburnt louts.

Now I like a nice drink but no need to be a twat.

The other thing is not having the energy to get jiggy. Roll on September!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Summer, don’t listen to her. You’re not here a lot and I miss your sunny disposition when your absent. Please stay x"

Let the sun go and you can have my sunny disposition but without the heat

No wait ... I’ve been hot for three years now! Maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feckin hate it too! Have to wear safety pants over normal pants in work, two outer jackets and a face mask! And up with the worst sweat rash in the plum area and then have to walk in a squat position to make them feel better. Only have to think about moving in it and the sweat starts. Give me winter and a minus on the thermometer any day.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

When you work outside all year any hint of that big yellow thing in the sky is pure bliss....

OP - push your gp for that hayfever jab it will change your life completely!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Summer, don’t listen to her. You’re not here a lot and I miss your sunny disposition when your absent. Please stay x

Let the sun go and you can have my sunny disposition but without the heat

No wait ... I’ve been hot for three years now! Maybe not

We only get a month of days like this at the most. You get 11 months of days not like this. Save our summer!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I want it to last one more week when I'm heading down to various places in England, after that it can go away. The boob sweat is getting to me, I wish I had wee tiny boobs in the summer. "

Noooo! Save your boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish it would stay. Better than miserable rain and cold.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I feel sorry for you op. Summer has only just begun and I love it. So much better than the grey, cool, miserable days.

I'm sure you've tried lots of things to make it more comfortable but best of luck and hopefully you can enjoy it more.

I have a meet lined up this afternoon then of to the beach for the rest of the weekend

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Summer, don’t listen to her. You’re not here a lot and I miss your sunny disposition when your absent. Please stay x

Let the sun go and you can have my sunny disposition but without the heat

No wait ... I’ve been hot for three years now! Maybe not

We only get a month of days like this at the most. You get 11 months of days not like this. Save our summer! "

I’m chanting ‘save our summer’ but I’m not really feeling it

I do hope you enjoy the lovely weather today though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you work outside all year any hint of that big yellow thing in the sky is pure bliss....

OP - push your gp for that hayfever jab it will change your life completely! "

It doesn't, I've had one every year for the last 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All that been said.

I'm now gonna brave the sunshine, and grab an ice cream with my munchkin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you work outside all year any hint of that big yellow thing in the sky is pure bliss....

OP - push your gp for that hayfever jab it will change your life completely!

It doesn't, I've had one every year for the last 3"

Ok...was it Kenalog or a desensitising injection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooo!! Summer days like this are just glorious and we don't get enough of them! Everyone seems happier in the sunshine! Enjoy your beach days, garden days, festivals, bbqs and pub gardens everyone!!....normal services will resume from tomorrow I'm sure!!

PT x

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Summer, don’t listen to her. You’re not here a lot and I miss your sunny disposition when your absent. Please stay x

Let the sun go and you can have my sunny disposition but without the heat

No wait ... I’ve been hot for three years now! Maybe not

We only get a month of days like this at the most. You get 11 months of days not like this. Save our summer!

I’m chanting ‘save our summer’ but I’m not really feeling it

I do hope you enjoy the lovely weather today though

Thank you Babs Mwah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with you OP I'm miserable in this weather.

I hate being hot and sweaty, the sun on my skin feels awful and I'm allergic to everything

I'm staying inside with the curtains shut today - I'm not going out there

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I like all the seasons, but summer is in 4th place

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Only just starting here, don't go away yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get naked and frolic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be the only one thinking this?

Sweaty boobs at the end of the day, grim.

Sleepless nights owing to discomfort that can't be overcome practically.

Chronic hay fever that absolutely flattens me to the point of being rendered useless.

Burn so easily, that factor 50 shit stings your eyes worse than cum does when it gets in there.

Wasps, cunts!

Topless blokes walking the streets, even if your ripped, it's not a good look. Get your shirt back on!

Pimms, does anyone drink it outside of the two weeks of the Wimbledon Championships?

Any more?"

You had me at sweaty boobs ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont mind if I have to sit in a puddle of sweat, I love it

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I dont mind if I have to sit in a puddle of sweat, I love it

You should change your username to Summer76 then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I went out there

It's disgusting

But really good reason to eat ice cream so all is well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me feel fine

Blowin through the jasmine in my mind....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont mind if I have to sit in a puddle of sweat, I love it

You should change your username to Summer76 then

That was a hot one too

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I love summer, despite having pale skin and hayfever.

Dose up on good meds, hat and remember to reapply sun screen regularly and I'm sorted.

Not yet come across too hot

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I went out in it and lost the plot couldnt remember my pin number gave up after 2 goes as didnt want it blocked then went in the shop and couldnt remember which fags i smoked

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"And traffic! The sun is like a trigger switch for people to get on the road and act like complete utter cunts.

On the M54 yesterday, stuck in traffic.

A woman had driven her car onto the barrier separating the road and verge, she was standing outside on her phone, car perched ON yes on the barrier facing traffic! Wtf!

And this was after seeing another crash not 10 minutes before!

This made me laugh!

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I dont mind if I have to sit in a puddle of sweat, I love it

You should change your username to Summer76 then

That was a hot one too

All the more reason

God, that’s cheesy!

I just about remember it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't read past "Sweaty boobs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me summer is over rated, i don't like it too hot, sensitive skin means i have to buy certain sunscreen (pricey), i don't tan easily so i am always the whitest one.

Roll on Autumn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just wondering how Autumn feels about being so popular?!

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be the only one thinking this?

Sweaty boobs at the end of the day, grim.

Sleepless nights owing to discomfort that can't be overcome practically.

Chronic hay fever that absolutely flattens me to the point of being rendered useless.

Burn so easily, that factor 50 shit stings your eyes worse than cum does when it gets in there.

Wasps, cunts!

Topless blokes walking the streets, even if your ripped, it's not a good look. Get your shirt back on!

Pimms, does anyone drink it outside of the two weeks of the Wimbledon Championships?

Any more?"

'Cos working outside in the, freezing, rain soaked, muddy months of winter's so much better.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

I love the summer please leave the 15 nice days the UK alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With you here OP, I live on the coast and one tiny bit of sun the tourists desend like fly's round shit......

Drive like their granny

Screaming kids

Bad fashion decisions, shorts and footy tops

Mono brows

Bring on winter

vroooooom

And here is one of those said tourists.....

lol if I came I'd come by train, vroooooom is your suzuki or is that putt putt putt

Putt putt would be my foot up your tooshy

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No it'd just be putt if it got stuck vroooooom

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over a year ago

I'm so glad there's a bit of a breeze today... But it's still humid and roasting ... I don't understand why people like the heat so much, sweating like a nun at a orgy, burning and heating up, exhaustion and breathing the air thick as soup. Not my sort of thing. I don't cope well with heat and I prefer the cold

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over a year ago

Omg. How are people moaning about it being summer. Moan when it's cold,moan when it's hot. Sound like bloody goldilocks without the 3 bears. Just enjoy it or go to the north pole lol.

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"Omg. How are people moaning about it being summer. Moan when it's cold,moan when it's hot. Sound like bloody goldilocks without the 3 bears. Just enjoy it or go to the north pole lol.

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I'm enjoying it lovely come join me I never ever moan

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