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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Share something random about yourself, please.

I hate the chocolate bit at the end of Cornettos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The farts I get after my chicken pasta and sauce dinner could single fartely end a WW3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Share something random about yourself, please.

I hate the chocolate bit at the end of Cornettos. "

I sent you a message and you didn't read it and it hurt and I'm crying

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I like to doodle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sandal tan on my feet and it looks terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dropped half my banana on the floor earlier and was way more upset about it than I should've been cause the half I ate was bloody perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ive finished a drink in a can i tend to crush it.....it scares the hell out of someone so i do it all the time round him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Share something random about yourself, please.

I hate the chocolate bit at the end of Cornettos.

I sent you a message and you didn't read it and it hurt and I'm crying "

I haven’t checked, and I probably won’t now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like to listen to talk radio

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I have one rather distinct birthmark on my back. And one that looks like the perfect beauty spot

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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I will eat rice pudding but not rice with anything else

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I dunk Mars bars in my tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love lingerie and heels x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I gave myself chemical burn on my Foof right before a meet two years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I gave myself chemical burn on my Foof right before a meet two years ago. "

A chemical burn? Bleach ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been know to burpsnart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I gave myself chemical burn on my Foof right before a meet two years ago.

A chemical burn? Bleach ?"

Veet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a wasps nest right next to my back door hanging from the roof of the lean-to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sang to the Queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Trypophobia... that extreme that the visual texture of a sponge makes me throw up

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By *ed and WolfieCouple
over a year ago

Gravesend

I don’t iron anything , ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once sang to the Queen"

Cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once sang to the Queen

Cool "

Not for her - I am completely tone deaf lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a wasps nest right next to my back door hanging from the roof of the lean-to. "

Don’t mess with it whatever you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t get my nose stud in. My hole’s closed up

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

I have to have my routine in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once got rescued from a public toilet by the fire brigade

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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

I cut out 120 pairs of snitch wings this evening. My hand hurts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m scared of hairdressers xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical.. summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Every morning before leaving for work, I say goodbye to my two dauchsunds and tell them I'll be home soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrD

I eat chips in order or size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I genuinely enjoy meeting new interesting people

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Whatever insect repellent spray, roll on or bracelet I wear, the mosquitoes still try to eat me and ignore others around me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was being interviewed once and was so attracted to the woman interviewing me, when we got to the part of me asking questions, I asked her if she’d cone for a drink with me.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

When I eat chips or fries, I never eat the tiny bit I was holding; when I'm done, there's always a little pile of chip-ends left on the plate.

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Im scared of electricity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was being interviewed once and was so attracted to the woman interviewing me, when we got to the part of me asking questions, I asked her if she’d cone for a drink with me."

What did she say?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm not scared of spiders..I rescue bees when they are stuck behind the blinds I give the ants chance to escape when I'm gardening

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical.. summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really."

I hope that's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once took a guy 25years my junior to Amsterdam - Oh, he was 24 at the time and not related to me. A great time was had by us both.

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"I once took a guy 25years my junior to Amsterdam - Oh, he was 24 at the time and not related to me. A great time was had by us both."

I don’t like it when people strike a conversation with you then ignore you after that why?

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester


"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical.. summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really."

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

I was born (by c section) with my left leg wrapped behind my head.

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By *r and Mrs BlackCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"I was being interviewed once and was so attracted to the woman interviewing me, when we got to the part of me asking questions, I asked her if she’d cone for a drink with me."

Did you get the job though! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't also happen to have. Very small double do you lol


"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical.. summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phobia over butter beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fear of nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I write and sell poetry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a fear of nipples "

Ooops

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By *ed and WolfieCouple
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Whatever insect repellent spray, roll on or bracelet I wear, the mosquitoes still try to eat me and ignore others around me. "

Try marmite.

Eating it , not applying it

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London


"Share something random about yourself, please.

I hate the chocolate bit at the end of Cornettos. "
I love that bit.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I have knickers in my knickers drawer that are older than my child....

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical.. summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really."

Outstanding

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I like lemon curd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical.. summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really."

Sounds vaguely familiar

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical.. summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really."

I love Austin Powers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do moves when I think nobody is looking.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

To deal with stress I colour

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical.. summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

I love Austin Powers "

Awwww bugger. Where's the 'I'm a mug' emoji when you need one?

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By *LikeToPleaseHerMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I drink rum with lemonade

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Moths scare me (female) they have hairy eyeballs and are made of dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wiggle my ears

P

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

My thumbs are double jointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see shapes and colours in my mind's eye when I am close to orgasm!

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

I once knocked myself out whilst having a 'crack & sack' wax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bullshit magnet

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire


"I have knickers in my knickers drawer that are older than my child....

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Hahaha thought it was just me (female)

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire


"I have Trypophobia... that extreme that the visual texture of a sponge makes me throw up"

I suffer from that too.... (fem)

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I attract window lickers on buses. Just saying

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I hit a dog on my driving test.

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By *ristolcouple21Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

I can’t stand any meat still attached to the bone!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I watch Coronation Street and have barely missed an episode for about 15 years.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I've done Stand Up comedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PT had literally taken thousands of flights more than Tom but he has landed less times than he’s taken off!!

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By *lloverkisserMan
over a year ago

preston


"Share something random about yourself, please.

I hate the chocolate bit at the end of Cornettos. "

I once had 2 arse holes for a short period

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Share something random about yourself, please.

I hate the chocolate bit at the end of Cornettos.

I once had 2 arse holes for a short period"
did you play tunes when you farted

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I have a small pea sized lump out of my right ear that used to be matched by a similar sized lump on my left - was born that way

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