FabSwingers.com forum: Miss Honey ice cream shop

By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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What would you like? How will you pay?

Sexual favours not accepted!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

99 please and I'll pay in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have one of those wafers with the chocolate and fluffy marshmallow stuff please.

I'll pay with gratitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a twister. To pay, I'll sing to you? Actually, nobody wants that. I'll just pay with money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a funny foot please.

Usually around 90 pence so I’ll give you 100 2inch round head galvanised nails and an old hand saw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a fucking Solero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pistachio please, I'll pay with money

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"I’ll have a fucking Solero."

Is that a new flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue bubblegum.... ill give pay with skittles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99 double cone..

Ill clean your car windscreen for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99 please and I will pay by smiling and saying how gorgeous you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a fucking Solero.

Is that a new flavour?"

Yes, it’s got a bit more bite to it!

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

I’ll take knickerbocaglory with bits and lots of juice please I’ll pay £2.00 plus give you a kiss and a free massage whenever you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which miss honey is that ?

The one with the big tities from North Wales or the one with the nice ass from the south ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which miss honey is that ?

The one with the big tities from North Wales or the one with the nice ass from the south ? "

It’s the spikey one I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which miss honey is that ?

The one with the big tities from North Wales or the one with the nice ass from the south ?

It’s the spikey one I think"

What do you mean ? They both take it up in the ass according to my intels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which miss honey is that ?

The one with the big tities from North Wales or the one with the nice ass from the south ?

It’s the spikey one I think

What do you mean ? They both take it up in the ass according to my intels "

up the bum face

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Mini moo!!

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"I’ll have a fucking Solero.

Is that a new flavour?

Yes, it’s got a bit more bite to it! "

In that case, I'll have what he's havin!

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Can i just have a cone please with a smidge of icecreem, I'm on a diet, can I pay with 5 star jumps and 11 squats? (And a cute smile) xx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"What would you like? How will you pay?

Sexual favours not accepted!"

Mint choc chip cone, and I'll stand security against the horde for you

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"99 please and I'll pay in kind

What kind?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’d like a funny foot please.

Usually around 90 pence so I’ll give you 100 2inch round head galvanised nails and an old hand saw. "

Super

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Mini moo!!"

Yum!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’ll have a fucking Solero."

I'll stick it up your arse if you speak to me like that again

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Which miss honey is that ?

The one with the big tities from North Wales or the one with the nice ass from the south ? "

The petite cute one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss.Honey....

A cornetto for my wife, please, and I can pay with a lovely relaxing massage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Honey! I'll have a 99 with toffee sauce and nuts and I'll pay you back by riding around on top of your van playing Greensleeves on a 80's Casio keyboard

Peach x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Mini milk, cash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A childhood sized feast please and il find you some old pebbles

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Zapp please.

I’ll have to owe you till pay day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may I have a 99 with flake and raspberry sauce .

I'll pay with a beautiful walk with the wild ponies

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Double scoop of cinder toffee in a tub please and will a smile suffice as payment

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Hey Honey! I'll have a 99 with toffee sauce and nuts and I'll pay you back by riding around on top of your van playing Greensleeves on a 80's Casio keyboard

Peach x"

Kapow!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Rum and raisin please. I’ll hula hoop as payment. I have zero hula hooping talent but it’s funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99 please and I’ll make you laugh with loads of gossip...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White chocolate magnum please.

I would like to pay with English pounds please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lager and lime please!

I'll pay with cupcakes

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Pistachio please, I'll be using my crushed nuts as payment.

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