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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sperm clinic yesterday.

The nurse asked if I’d like to masturbate in the cup.

I said ‘ I’ve had a bit of practice but I’m not sure I’m ready to enter a tournament yet’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sperm clinic yesterday.

The nurse asked if I’d like to masturbate in the cup.

I said ‘ I’ve had a bit of practice but I’m not sure I’m ready to enter a tournament yet’ "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sperm clinic yesterday.

The nurse asked if I’d like to masturbate in the cup.

I said ‘ I’ve had a bit of practice but I’m not sure I’m ready to enter a tournament yet’ "

There are a lot of pro level wankers on this site

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I got sperm tested a few years ago. The result came back as "normal". That's apparently the highest rating you get. How crushing is that for a man? I thought I might be "Impressively fertile" or be told I have "super sperm. How deflating.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I once got a letter from the council confirming I have "ample frontage".

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I once got a letter from the council confirming I have "ample frontage"."

I'm inclined to agree with them.

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