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"It's too hot!  "Seconded!! | |||
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"My digestive biscuit is to big to dunk in one so I have to dip the edge eat it then turn the biscuit to redunk, Don't that piss you off ! "Break it in half and dunk each side. Problem solved and all the calories leak out when broken so doubly good Denied  | |||
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"Too many sarcastic people in forums... Wait shut that’s mee too" I find that sometimes there aren't enough Denied | |||
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"Swing's too hot! "Oh you 
But, yes, the weather could do with winding it's neck in
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"It's too hot!
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"Don't like people moan about its to hot. I want it hotter." But you can't do anything and the sweat is not fun sweat like from running or something useful Denied | |||
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"Guys (not experienced it from the ladies yet) who give your bio a cursory glance n include a keyword you mention in their header of messages. Getting your hopes up that they've understood what you've written, but when you open it, it's a generic copy n paste blah which screams "blanket" message. Not only that, they send it multiple times even after you've declined politely and sarcastically. I realise I could just block but this is a rant and therefore useful suggestions aren't needed "You've opened yourself to a counter rant there but I'm approving for the not taking no and copy and paste elements | |||
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"Guys (not experienced it from the ladies yet) who give your bio a cursory glance n include a keyword you mention in their header of messages. Getting your hopes up that they've understood what you've written, but when you open it, it's a generic copy n paste blah which screams "blanket" message. Not only that, they send it multiple times even after you've declined politely and sarcastically. I realise I could just block but this is a rant and therefore useful suggestions aren't needed
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"Lack of sleep combined with hayfever. I have eyes like piss holes in snow" I'd be Bobbitted if I didn't approve that given that someone else is suffering with the hayfever Approved | |||
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"My neighbours dogs been barking since 04.30 and I'm knackered now " Lack of sleep is not good. A kindly worded note in their letterbox might help Approved | |||
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"You know what I think about the heat and the pollen. Roll on Autumn "I wouldn't go quite that far - just dial down the temperature and hayfever fleck off | |||
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"When your clients helicopter is always late, then comes out and never apologises! Rude. " I hate that - just a nightmare. Transferring the stash to the speedboat is delayed and the po po are getting closer. It's so stressful 
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"It’s nearly the end of June and I’ve not managed to get to a naturist beach yet. And only arranged one naturist massage session with one couple - had fun though. Must try harder....." Self inflicted Denied | |||
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"Manchester is a long way away and I want to explore. "It's 2 hours from Euston to Manchester on one of the super duper trains. Day tripable. No excuses - go invade Mancland and have a Manchester Tart for me #notaeuphemism Denied | |||
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"Hayfever and misunderstandings. If both could vanish, that would be amazing." So agree with this one ... the confusion of misunderstandings, hate the feeling | |||
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"Manchester is a long way away and I want to explore.
It's 2 hours from Euston to Manchester on one of the super duper trains. Day tripable.
No excuses - go invade Mancland and have a Manchester Tart for me
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"Guys (not experienced it from the ladies yet) who give your bio a cursory glance n include a keyword you mention in their header of messages. Getting your hopes up that they've understood what you've written, but when you open it, it's a generic copy n paste blah which screams "blanket" message. Not only that, they send it multiple times even after you've declined politely and sarcastically. I realise I could just block but this is a rant and therefore useful suggestions aren't needed
You've opened yourself to a counter rant there but I'm approving for the not taking no and copy and paste elements "Get in! | |||
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"Hayfever and misunderstandings. If both could vanish, that would be amazing." Hayfever - approved
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"You know what I think about the heat and the pollen. Roll on Autumn
I wouldn't go quite that far - just dial down the temperature and hayfever fleck off "Is that approved then? | |||
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"You know what I think about the heat and the pollen
Is that approved then? "FTFY Now it’s approved
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"Clients and unrealistic expectations. You issue a massively complicated tender enquiry with a ridiculously short return? No problem, I'll sort it. You include dozens if specialist bespoke items, only available once designed, from countries in the far flung reaches of the galaxy, who need 10 weeks longer than I've got to quote, and you refuse my EOT or deviation from spec request, please don't be surprised (or cunty) when you get a caveated return from me. You cunt." Ah ... I do like Thursday ... normal service is resumed | |||
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"People poking a hornets nest. Taken 8 months to bury something I found extremely painful and move on, within weeks of that release and finally being free of the hurt and anger, the catalyst doesn't seem satisfied and is red ragging the bull. P " Let the rag see the bull! | |||
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"My dark chocolate digestives have melted together. Do you know how that’s going to ruin my day? "And yet in the heatwave thread it was "bring it on"
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"People poking a hornets nest. Taken 8 months to bury something I found extremely painful and move on, within weeks of that release and finally being free of the hurt and anger, the catalyst doesn't seem satisfied and is red ragging the bull. P Let the rag see the bull! " Seconded!
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"Pink's too hot!
Oh you
But, yes, the weather could do with winding it's neck in
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"My dark chocolate digestives have melted together. Do you know how that’s going to ruin my day? "Smash them up and make rocky road. | |||
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"My dark chocolate digestives have melted together. Do you know how that’s going to ruin my day?
And yet in the heatwave thread it was "bring it on"
Karma is a cruel mistress hehe "Yeah but bring it on didn’t include my snacks. That’s just plain cruel  | |||
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"My dark chocolate digestives have melted together. Do you know how that’s going to ruin my day?
Smash them up and make rocky road. "Oh my god love yoooouuuuuuuuu | |||
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"People moaning at work it's hot.... Ok, yes the temperature has gone up But you're walking round in the same clothes you wearing in March - Dress appropriately for the weather. Can't sleep, too sweaty - Buy a fan You feel weak, exhausted, massive headache - I've been with you for 5hrs, I've not seen you drink once, I'm on my 3rd litre of water. You're dehydrated. You can't sit outside you burn - You don't use sunscreen, you admitted that last week when you phoned in sick with sunburn! Factor 50 & sit in the shadier part of your garden Your dog is struggling too - You bought a fucking Husky, we don't live in the Arctic FFS, what did you expect? Ok rant over " Sorry, I've already Approved the too hot ones I'm afraid Denied | |||
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"Grass pollen is grinding my piss; it’s not even 09.00 and I’m on my second antihistamine "Approved babycakes | |||
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"Boris Suck My Johnson Jeremy Cunt Brexit Pub bores Piers Morgan “These are a few of my most hated things” " I saw a program advertised 'psychopaths and Piers Morgan' I was disappointed that he wasn't locked in a room with some. Approved | |||
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"Ghosters...you chat quite extensively on here, by text, on the phone, you meet, you have a great time...then poof they're gone to shitbag hell "Possibly not as great a time? Or their other half found out? Approved anyway | |||
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"Clients and unrealistic expectations. You issue a massively complicated tender enquiry with a ridiculously short return? No problem, I'll sort it. You include dozens if specialist bespoke items, only available once designed, from countries in the far flung reaches of the galaxy, who need 10 weeks longer than I've got to quote, and you refuse my EOT or deviation from spec request, please don't be surprised (or cunty) when you get a caveated return from me. You cunt." Work would be easy if it wasn't for clients Approved | |||
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"Also...Other Ghosters...you chat quite extensively on here, by text, on the phone, you arrange to meet...then poof they dont bother answering your messages on the day of the meet...poof join your brothers in shitbag hell "Have another approved
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"Clients and unrealistic expectations. You issue a massively complicated tender enquiry with a ridiculously short return? No problem, I'll sort it. You include dozens if specialist bespoke items, only available once designed, from countries in the far flung reaches of the galaxy, who need 10 weeks longer than I've got to quote, and you refuse my EOT or deviation from spec request, please don't be surprised (or cunty) when you get a caveated return from me. You cunt. Ah ... I do like Thursday ... normal service is resumed " Back with a bang baby. | |||
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"It's too fucking hot and I hate sweating in a bad way - the summer needs to fuck off! I hate summer clothes, people blaring their shit music in their cars and gardens, loads of people outside standing in the way wearing ridiculous summer outfits with their millions of brats, hayfever, bitey creature cunts! Spiders thinking its OK to come in my house, my chavvy neighbors smoking millions of fags outside all day long so the smoke comes in my windows, And don't even get me started on summer shoes! "Approved
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"People poking a hornets nest. Taken 8 months to bury something I found extremely painful and move on, within weeks of that release and finally being free of the hurt and anger, the catalyst doesn't seem satisfied and is red ragging the bull. P " That sounds awful. Zen to buggery and then it all stirred up again Poke the knob in the eye with a stiletto Approved | |||
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"People keep moaning it's too hot!!! "Already approved the too hot ones sorry Denied | |||
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"My dark chocolate digestives have melted together. Do you know how that’s going to ruin my day? "Oh that sounds awful, one giant chocolate digestive Denied for not thinking ahead | |||
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"Bloody work! I was due my annual review (and potential pay increase) in March, it's nearly July, I still haven't received it and its been postponed *again*! I'm on the bones of my arse financially, I'm earning pence more than the rest of my team for twice the work and I'm expected to suck it up whilst dealing with a serious bout of (mostly financially based) anxiety. Fucking arsehole!!! Tea" That sounds ridiculous. Is there anything contractual that you can start casually dropping in to the conversations on the matter? Approved | |||
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"Pink's too hot!
Oh you
But, yes, the weather could do with winding it's neck in
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"Love the heat but in work and fuck my boxers are soaking. Not comfy at all" I'm sure those dogs are appreciative of some cooling water. I'm assuming it's 'take your dog to work' day? Denied | |||
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"I'd like to apend my previous rant. Employers who give you a job with a free hand, promise you everything you need to fulfill the brief in terms of budget, resources, technology and manpower. But then fail to deliver any of them, despite your requests for all the things they promised. And then decide to dismiss you because you can't do the job they employed you to do. Welcome to my fucking day. "In time honoured fab tradition, did you do adequate due diligence of your intended meet/employer before signing up/arranging to meet them?
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"I'd like to apend my previous rant. Employers who give you a job with a free hand, promise you everything you need to fulfill the brief in terms of budget, resources, technology and manpower. But then fail to deliver any of them, despite your requests for all the things they promised. And then decide to dismiss you because you can't do the job they employed you to do. Welcome to my fucking day. "Jeez ... that's rough!! Did you call him a cunt to his face??  | |||
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"Put chocolate eclairs in proper packaging FFS. How hard can it be. They do it for effin eggs. And they're not even covered in bastardin' chocolate. I am sick of cutting my effin tongue on the effin razor sharp plastic packaging (that's another thing - what's with all the effin' plastic? Just put a small window in so we can see that there's eclairs in there and you're not ripping us off with custard slices). Where was I? Oh aye. Cutting my tongue cos I have to lick 99% of the effin chocolate off the bastardin' packet. Eclairs are not the cake equivalent of tequila shots. You don't take a bite of eclair and then lick the chocolate off the box FFS. Sort it out. Right. Off to eat an eclair. "If you know it happens then why do you not have a spoon for these eventualities? Self inflicted - denied | |||
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"Put chocolate eclairs in proper packaging FFS. How hard can it be. They do it for effin eggs. And they're not even covered in bastardin' chocolate. I am sick of cutting my effin tongue on the effin razor sharp plastic packaging (that's another thing - what's with all the effin' plastic? Just put a small window in so we can see that there's eclairs in there and you're not ripping us off with custard slices). Where was I? Oh aye. Cutting my tongue cos I have to lick 99% of the effin chocolate off the bastardin' packet. Eclairs are not the cake equivalent of tequila shots. You don't take a bite of eclair and then lick the chocolate off the box FFS. Sort it out. Right. Off to eat an eclair.
If you know it happens then why do you not have a spoon for these eventualities?
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"I'd like to apend my previous rant. Employers who give you a job with a free hand, promise you everything you need to fulfill the brief in terms of budget, resources, technology and manpower. But then fail to deliver any of them, despite your requests for all the things they promised. And then decide to dismiss you because you can't do the job they employed you to do. Welcome to my fucking day.
In time honoured fab tradition, did you do adequate due diligence of your intended meet/employer before signing up/arranging to meet them?
Approved as that is never a good place to be "Oh I did plenty due diligence...... | |||
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"You know what I think about the heat and the pollen
Is that approved then?
FTFY
Now it’s approved
Get em out Babs "Only for you Pinkywinky | |||
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"Grass pollen is grinding my piss; it’s not even 09.00 and I’m on my second antihistamine "Yes this! Bastard pollen | |||
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"My neighbours dogs been barking since 04.30 and I'm knackered now Lack of sleep is not good. A kindly worded note in their letterbox might help Approved "cheers duck. X | |||
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"Grass pollen is grinding my piss; it’s not even 09.00 and I’m on my second antihistamine
Yes this! Bastard pollen
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"Got told today I’m on a job in Ireland next week and it means I’ll be away for my daughters birthday. Too gutted to rant
Got her a great prezzie too, and won’t get to see her open it. "Can she have a second birthday when you are back where she opens it and you treat her too? Approved though | |||
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"I bought night dresses for an old lady today, took them too her in the hospital, just realised I’d also handed her two bags of sweets I’d bought, that I put in the bag! Outraged at myself for being such a dope grr " To be fair, that's quite a nice surprise for her so don't stress yourself over it | |||
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"I felt like ranting today after I was charged 60p extra for garlic and chilly sauce on my food. I know its only 60p but for sauce though. " They charged after putting it on or did you know it was 60p beforehand? | |||
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"I felt like ranting today after I was charged 60p extra for garlic and chilly sauce on my food. I know its only 60p but for sauce though. They charged after putting it on or did you know it was 60p beforehand?" I didn't know until I asked for sauce on my chips. | |||
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"Scratch yer fucking eyes out hay fever Arrrrrrrrerggghhhhr!!!! "I feel your pain! Well my right eye does. | |||
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