FabSwingers.com forum: Am I really an open book?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I often tell people I'm an open book and that I don't care who knows what about me. If someone asks me a question, I'll answer it honestly.

Just had a chat with my friend and she reckons there must be some questions I wouldn't answer. So I wanna put it to the test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which hand do you wipe your bum with?

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I often tell people I'm an open book and that I don't care who knows what about me. If someone asks me a question, I'll answer it honestly.

Just had a chat with my friend and she reckons there must be some questions I wouldn't answer. So I wanna put it to the test.

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Do you have any thoughts that are illegal and if so share them all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which hand do you wipe your bum with?"

Right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I often tell people I'm an open book and that I don't care who knows what about me. If someone asks me a question, I'll answer it honestly.

Just had a chat with my friend and she reckons there must be some questions I wouldn't answer. So I wanna put it to the test.

Ask me anything

Do you have any thoughts that are illegal and if so share them all"

Occasionally consider nicking a car if it's a long walk home and I'm raining. For like a minute

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I often tell people I'm an open book and that I don't care who knows what about me. If someone asks me a question, I'll answer it honestly.

Just had a chat with my friend and she reckons there must be some questions I wouldn't answer. So I wanna put it to the test.

Ask me anything

Do you have any thoughts that are illegal and if so share them all

Occasionally consider nicking a car if it's a long walk home and I'm raining. For like a minute

Ok have you ever had wrong thoughts such as racist? If so share all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I often tell people I'm an open book and that I don't care who knows what about me. If someone asks me a question, I'll answer it honestly.

Just had a chat with my friend and she reckons there must be some questions I wouldn't answer. So I wanna put it to the test.

Ask me anything

Do you have any thoughts that are illegal and if so share them all

Occasionally consider nicking a car if it's a long walk home and I'm raining. For like a minute

Ok have you ever had wrong thoughts such as racist? If so share all"

Nope. I find racism abhorrent.

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I often tell people I'm an open book and that I don't care who knows what about me. If someone asks me a question, I'll answer it honestly.

Just had a chat with my friend and she reckons there must be some questions I wouldn't answer. So I wanna put it to the test.

Ask me anything

Do you have any thoughts that are illegal and if so share them all

Occasionally consider nicking a car if it's a long walk home and I'm raining. For like a minute

Ok have you ever had wrong thoughts such as racist? If so share all

Nope. I find racism abhorrent."

What don't you find abhorrent that society as a whole these days would?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I often tell people I'm an open book and that I don't care who knows what about me. If someone asks me a question, I'll answer it honestly.

Just had a chat with my friend and she reckons there must be some questions I wouldn't answer. So I wanna put it to the test.

Ask me anything

Do you have any thoughts that are illegal and if so share them all

Occasionally consider nicking a car if it's a long walk home and I'm raining. For like a minute

Ok have you ever had wrong thoughts such as racist? If so share all

Nope. I find racism abhorrent.

What don't you find abhorrent that society as a whole these days would?"

Nothing I can think of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often tell people I'm an open book and that I don't care who knows what about me. If someone asks me a question, I'll answer it honestly.

Just had a chat with my friend and she reckons there must be some questions I wouldn't answer. So I wanna put it to the test.

Ask me anything

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ooooh me too! I'm an open book also!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I often tell people I'm an open book and that I don't care who knows what about me. If someone asks me a question, I'll answer it honestly.

Just had a chat with my friend and she reckons there must be some questions I wouldn't answer. So I wanna put it to the test.

Ask me anything

ooooh me too! I'm an open book also! "

Are you really though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often tell people I'm an open book and that I don't care who knows what about me. If someone asks me a question, I'll answer it honestly.

Just had a chat with my friend and she reckons there must be some questions I wouldn't answer. So I wanna put it to the test.

Ask me anything

Do you have any thoughts that are illegal and if so share them all

Occasionally consider nicking a car if it's a long walk home and I'm raining. For like a minute

I would like to see this, seeing as you cant drive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I often tell people I'm an open book and that I don't care who knows what about me. If someone asks me a question, I'll answer it honestly.

Just had a chat with my friend and she reckons there must be some questions I wouldn't answer. So I wanna put it to the test.

Ask me anything

Do you have any thoughts that are illegal and if so share them all

Occasionally consider nicking a car if it's a long walk home and I'm raining. For like a minute

I would like to see this, seeing as you cant drive

Technically, I can....just not legally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often tell people I'm an open book and that I don't care who knows what about me. If someone asks me a question, I'll answer it honestly.

Just had a chat with my friend and she reckons there must be some questions I wouldn't answer. So I wanna put it to the test.

Ask me anything

ooooh me too! I'm an open book also!

Are you really though?

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yeah I openly talk about anything, you know me with all the threads started I ask and got involved in a lot of stuff ... I share too much sometimes I think

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

What's your address?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your address?"
well I'm obviously not going to give the exact address that's confidential and pretty dangerous ....

All I can say is Monkseaton.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's your address?"

Ah, see if could use the excuse of living in a shared house here...I wouldn't just be giving you my address

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your shit stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you fart and burp at the same time?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm trying to think , erm... I think I know more or less everything dont I??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does your shit stink

Doesn't everyone's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often tell people I'm an open book and that I don't care who knows what about me. If someone asks me a question, I'll answer it honestly.

Just had a chat with my friend and she reckons there must be some questions I wouldn't answer. So I wanna put it to the test.

Ask me anything

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Has that bum ever got stuck in a bucket seat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you fart and burp at the same time? "

I can honestly say, I've never tried! I can't do either on command so doubtful

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

"Which hand do you wipe your bum with?

Right

Don’t you have any toilet paper?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm trying to think , erm... I think I know more or less everything dont I??

Oh slim, you've barely scratched the surface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I often tell people I'm an open book and that I don't care who knows what about me. If someone asks me a question, I'll answer it honestly.

Just had a chat with my friend and she reckons there must be some questions I wouldn't answer. So I wanna put it to the test.

Ask me anything

Has that bum ever got stuck in a bucket seat

Oh yes, and not just bucket seats. Many, many chairs over the years have not wanted me to leave them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which hand do you wipe your bum with?

Right

Don’t you have any toilet paper? "

walked into that one didn't I?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm trying to think , erm... I think I know more or less everything dont I??

Oh slim, you've barely scratched the surface

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Haha ok. Will you ever open a doggo sanctuary, and if so , can I come and work for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm trying to think , erm... I think I know more or less everything dont I??

Oh slim, you've barely scratched the surface

Haha ok. Will you ever open a doggo sanctuary, and if so , can I come and work for you

I hope so, oneday! And yes! If i do, there will be a job for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can u rub your belly and pat your head at the same time?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm trying to think , erm... I think I know more or less everything dont I??

Oh slim, you've barely scratched the surface

Haha ok. Will you ever open a doggo sanctuary, and if so , can I come and work for you

I hope so, oneday! And yes! If i do, there will be a job for you!

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Cool , I'll bring Pooch too

I'm off to think of another question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can u rub your belly and pat your head at the same time?"

Yes! Either hand on either body part too, I can do both ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can u rub your belly and pat your head at the same time?

Yes! Either hand on either body part too, I can do both ways

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wow u got skillz i cant bow down to the belly rub master

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can u rub your belly and pat your head at the same time?

Yes! Either hand on either body part too, I can do both ways

wow u got skillz i cant bow down to the belly rub master

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