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By *tella Heels OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

To have sex with someone on this thread, so just tell them..

I want to fuck with you.....

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Nice and to the point this morning, no faffing about OP!!

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a lot easier

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/06/19 07:45:07]

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By *tella Heels OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Nice and to the point this morning, no faffing about OP!!

Jo x "

Lol always best to say what you mean xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that when you are talking to people on fab you have to pussy foot around the sex bit, we are all here for one thing, well said OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a gangbang on a Wednesday...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

There's one on here already knows I wanna ride him like I stole him....

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Nice and to the point this morning, no faffing about OP!!

Jo x

Lol always best to say what you mean xx"

I do like to speak my mind I have to say, no pussy footing about....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's one on here already knows I wanna ride him like I stole him.... "

Lucky him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had sex with anyone from threads like this and I highly doubt that anyone would want to have sex with me

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

There’s one I’d like to. But I think she knows already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to actually meet someone

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

I like this idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you’ve put into words what we’re all thinking....yes there’s nothing one here

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Go on then I’ll wear my blindfold if you don’t want me to know who you are

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Or 2 or 3.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to actually meet someone "

An actual someone? Or just anyone?

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By *otton Eye JoeMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a few I’d like to meet in person

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning "

Morning. Can I fuck you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning if we just came out with I want to fuck you it’s an instant block but obviously that’s what we’re on for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning to all you horny people

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Morning

Morning. Can I fuck you?"

I’ve always wanted a pup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Morning if we just came out with I want to fuck you it’s an instant block but obviously that’s what we’re on for "

Your not wrong. Maybe a roulette wheel system is in order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice and to the point this morning, no faffing about OP!!

Jo x

Lol always best to say what you mean xx"

It is nice to be honest, hasn't always worked out as planned for me. Truth obviously hurts.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


" Morning if we just came out with I want to fuck you it’s an instant block but obviously that’s what we’re on for "

Honesty is the best policy.....

That’s how you get in my knickers anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is a gangbang on a Wednesday... "
No only on Thursdays or Tuesdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Morning if we just came out with I want to fuck you it’s an instant block but obviously that’s what we’re on for

Your not wrong. Maybe a roulette wheel system is in order."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Morning if we just came out with I want to fuck you it’s an instant block but obviously that’s what we’re on for

Honesty is the best policy.....

That’s how you get in my knickers anyway "

If someone just message you and said I want to fuck you, you would block them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this for real or is it just some fun?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?"

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a bit of a strange situation. If someone whose name I know as a regular from the forums sent me a message saying ‘fuck me’, I’d be fine with it. If it was a totally unknown person, I wouldn’t..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted...."

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads hard to understand sometimes.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads hard to understand sometimes."

With these threads you can gauge the interest I suppose, if that helps....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Morning if we just came out with I want to fuck you it’s an instant block but obviously that’s what we’re on for

Honesty is the best policy.....

That’s how you get in my knickers anyway

If someone just message you and said I want to fuck you, you would block them "
that all depends if it was a bloke or not my type of woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads hard to understand sometimes.

With these threads you can gauge the interest I suppose, if that helps...."

How do you mean?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


" Morning if we just came out with I want to fuck you it’s an instant block but obviously that’s what we’re on for

Honesty is the best policy.....

That’s how you get in my knickers anyway

If someone just message you and said I want to fuck you, you would block them that all depends if it was a bloke or not my type of woman "

Men and women haven't different views obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think men would just come out and say that I know I wouldn’t

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads hard to understand sometimes.

With these threads you can gauge the interest I suppose, if that helps....

How do you mean?"

Well for example like the kiss, fck etc threads .......if someone posts yeh id fck you well then you know there's some interest.....dsnt mean you go straight to pm and say yeh let's go....it's a start for a conversation opener....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


" Morning if we just came out with I want to fuck you it’s an instant block but obviously that’s what we’re on for

Honesty is the best policy.....

That’s how you get in my knickers anyway

If someone just message you and said I want to fuck you, you would block them "

Depends how it’s put. If someone said that’s all they wanted and I was attracted to them I’d consider it. I tend to block when I’m not interested.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

No point in giving it a coating of sugar is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads hard to understand sometimes.

With these threads you can gauge the interest I suppose, if that helps....

How do you mean?

Well for example like the kiss, fck etc threads .......if someone posts yeh id fck you well then you know there's some interest.....dsnt mean you go straight to pm and say yeh let's go....it's a start for a conversation opener...."

I agree that it's good to start conversations.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads hard to understand sometimes.

With these threads you can gauge the interest I suppose, if that helps....

How do you mean?

Well for example like the kiss, fck etc threads .......if someone posts yeh id fck you well then you know there's some interest.....dsnt mean you go straight to pm and say yeh let's go....it's a start for a conversation opener....

I agree that it's good to start conversations."

There you go then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads

With these threads you can gauge the interest I suppose, if that helps....

How do you mean?

Well for example like the kiss, fck etc threads .......if someone posts yeh id fck you well then you know there's some interest.....dsnt mean you go straight to pm and say yeh let's go....it's a start for a conversation opener....

I agree that it's good to start conversations.

There you go then.... "

I want to fuck you!!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads

With these threads you can gauge the interest I suppose, if that helps....

How do you mean?

Well for example like the kiss, fck etc threads .......if someone posts yeh id fck you well then you know there's some interest.....dsnt mean you go straight to pm and say yeh let's go....it's a start for a conversation opener....

I agree that it's good to start conversations.

There you go then....

I want to fuck you!! "

Oh hardy ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Morning if we just came out with I want to fuck you it’s an instant block but obviously that’s what we’re on for

Honesty is the best policy.....

That’s how you get in my knickers anyway

If someone just message you and said I want to fuck you, you would block them

Depends how it’s put. If someone said that’s all they wanted and I was attracted to them I’d consider it. I tend to block when I’m not interested. "

That's the raw truth there. Let's be real - if Brad Pitt was on here and he messaged with a face pic attached saying "let's fuck" would people really block? Ha not a chance! 90% of the time it's about looks, after all attraction starts there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have my coffee first OP

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


" Morning if we just came out with I want to fuck you it’s an instant block but obviously that’s what we’re on for

Honesty is the best policy.....

That’s how you get in my knickers anyway

If someone just message you and said I want to fuck you, you would block them

Depends how it’s put. If someone said that’s all they wanted and I was attracted to them I’d consider it. I tend to block when I’m not interested.

That's the raw truth there. Let's be real - if Brad Pitt was on here and he messaged with a face pic attached saying "let's fuck" would people really block? Ha not a chance! 90% of the time it's about looks, after all attraction starts there."

And the charm of a rats arse? Nah.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a couple I would love to have some steamy fun with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads hard to understand sometimes.

With these threads you can gauge the interest I suppose, if that helps....

How do you mean?

Well for example like the kiss, fck etc threads .......if someone posts yeh id fck you well then you know there's some interest.....dsnt mean you go straight to pm and say yeh let's go....it's a start for a conversation opener....

I agree that it's good to start conversations.

There you go then.... "

I just wished I didn't feel discouraged sometimes as my posts on threads can sometimes go unnoticed like I'm invisible.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads hard to understand sometimes.

With these threads you can gauge the interest I suppose, if that helps....

How do you mean?

Well for example like the kiss, fck etc threads .......if someone posts yeh id fck you well then you know there's some interest.....dsnt mean you go straight to pm and say yeh let's go....it's a start for a conversation opener....

I agree that it's good to start conversations.

There you go then....

I just wished I didn't feel discouraged sometimes as my posts on threads can sometimes go unnoticed like I'm invisible."

Not your invisible, it's the amount of posts that get put up ppl get lost in the forum's.....it's not a personal thing that's what you have to realise ...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"There's one on here already knows I wanna ride him like I stole him.... "

Call the cops!!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*"

I want to fuck you

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"There's one on here already knows I wanna ride him like I stole him....

Call the cops!!! "

Hahahaha as if you would

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted...."

FAF?

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads hard to understand sometimes.

With these threads you can gauge the interest I suppose, if that helps....

How do you mean?

Well for example like the kiss, fck etc threads .......if someone posts yeh id fck you well then you know there's some interest.....dsnt mean you go straight to pm and say yeh let's go....it's a start for a conversation opener...."

I just take that as forum fun....never taken as they are actually interested....maybe I should pay more attention to threds like them

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

I want to fuck you "

Hubba hubba ... well ... since you mentioned it so eloquently ...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads hard to understand sometimes.

With these threads you can gauge the interest I suppose, if that helps....

How do you mean?

Well for example like the kiss, fck etc threads .......if someone posts yeh id fck you well then you know there's some interest.....dsnt mean you go straight to pm and say yeh let's go....it's a start for a conversation opener....

I just take that as forum fun....never taken as they are actually interested....maybe I should pay more attention to threds like them"

Consider yourself educated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads hard to understand sometimes.

With these threads you can gauge the interest I suppose, if that helps....

How do you mean?

Well for example like the kiss, fck etc threads .......if someone posts yeh id fck you well then you know there's some interest.....dsnt mean you go straight to pm and say yeh let's go....it's a start for a conversation opener....

I agree that it's good to start conversations.

There you go then....

I just wished I didn't feel discouraged sometimes as my posts on threads can sometimes go unnoticed like I'm invisible.

Not your invisible, it's the amount of posts that get put up ppl get lost in the forum's.....it's not a personal thing that's what you have to realise ..."

Understandable I'm sure.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

I want to fuck you

Hubba hubba ... well ... since you mentioned it so eloquently ... "

Subtlety has never been my strongest asset but I have others

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads hard to understand sometimes.

With these threads you can gauge the interest I suppose, if that helps....

How do you mean?

Well for example like the kiss, fck etc threads .......if someone posts yeh id fck you well then you know there's some interest.....dsnt mean you go straight to pm and say yeh let's go....it's a start for a conversation opener....

I just take that as forum fun....never taken as they are actually interested....maybe I should pay more attention to threds like them

Consider yourself educated "

I'm am indeed now educated....now commences to look for said threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha, love straight to the point but that my friend will get you blocked?

Will keep an eye on this though

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

I want to fuck you

Hubba hubba ... well ... since you mentioned it so eloquently ...

Subtlety has never been my strongest asset but I have others "

I can't deny I have noticed one or two of them

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By *tella Heels OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Only one or two????

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Only one or two????"

I was attempting subtlety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i dont but thanks for trying

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

There’s a couple already here I would, but they know

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"There’s a couple already here I would, but they know "

That's us out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a couple already here I would, but they know

That's us out then "

Damn, me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too fat for sex at the moment- but if anyone wants to make or take me out for a roast dinner then I'd be up for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads hard to understand sometimes.

With these threads you can gauge the interest I suppose, if that helps....

How do you mean?

Well for example like the kiss, fck etc threads .......if someone posts yeh id fck you well then you know there's some interest.....dsnt mean you go straight to pm and say yeh let's go....it's a start for a conversation opener...."
really but surely in that type if thread their is no thought put into it, it's just because you're a woman if its a guy and visa versa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this for real or is it just some fun?

Fun.......if someone msgd me saying that they'd be deleted....

Ah ok. I find these kind of threads hard to understand sometimes.

With these threads you can gauge the interest I suppose, if that helps....

How do you mean?

Well for example like the kiss, fck etc threads .......if someone posts yeh id fck you well then you know there's some interest.....dsnt mean you go straight to pm and say yeh let's go....it's a start for a conversation opener....really but surely in that type if thread their is no thought put into it, it's just because you're a woman if its a guy and visa versa "
of thread

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

I want to fuck you

Hubba hubba ... well ... since you mentioned it so eloquently ...

Subtlety has never been my strongest asset but I have others

I can't deny I have noticed one or two of them "

As our kind OP alluded to there is also a couple more for you to get to grips with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone with a pulse

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

I want to fuck you

Hubba hubba ... well ... since you mentioned it so eloquently ...

Subtlety has never been my strongest asset but I have others

I can't deny I have noticed one or two of them

As our kind OP alluded to there is also a couple more for you to get to grips with "

Bring them on is all I can say

But what would you get to grips with?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"There’s a couple already here I would, but they know

That's us out then "

Only because I’m not looking for couples right now

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"There’s a couple already here I would, but they know

That's us out then

Only because I’m not looking for couples right now "

*monkey makes notes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh, I’m off for a nosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone with a pulse "

You’d do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My inbox is open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the plunge and meet them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will have a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong to have a list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will have a nosey but it's a hard place on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you.

I like to know people well before I meet and I would not be so curt and send a message saying lets fuck it would turn people off. No, would you want to fuck someone in this thread just like that seriously? No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a couple already here I would, but they know "

Are you sure they know? I thought mine knew but they didn’t know anything at all

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

I want to fuck you

Hubba hubba ... well ... since you mentioned it so eloquently ...

Subtlety has never been my strongest asset but I have others

I can't deny I have noticed one or two of them

As our kind OP alluded to there is also a couple more for you to get to grips with

Bring them on is all I can say

But what would you get to grips with? "

*grins* all of you and then some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find that when you are talking to people on fab you have to pussy foot around the sex bit, we are all here for one thing, well said OP"

Are we? Are you here for the same thing as me?

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I want is nothing more, than to hear you knocking at my door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest I just want turkey twizzlers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too fat for sex at the moment- but if anyone wants to make or take me out for a roast dinner then I'd be up for that "

Oooo that's sounds like my kinda dealio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I want is nothing more, than to hear you knocking at my door. "

I'll knock 3 times

On the ceiling

If you want me....

P

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

I want to fuck you

Hubba hubba ... well ... since you mentioned it so eloquently ...

Subtlety has never been my strongest asset but I have others

I can't deny I have noticed one or two of them

As our kind OP alluded to there is also a couple more for you to get to grips with

Bring them on is all I can say

But what would you get to grips with?

*grins* all of you and then some "

*monkey checks distance to B38*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm. Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Umm ok

Lexi .. let's get it on

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Ooops .. did this get bumped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooops .. did this get bumped "

Lil bit

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"There's one on here already knows I wanna ride him like I stole him.... "

Damn you could ride me like you stole me.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooops .. did this get bumped

Lil bit "

Ooo .. glad it did ... hello

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Anyone with a pulse "

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Fancy a fuck?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Fancy a fuck? "

Thought you'd never ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd actually like to get to know someone first before and rampant fucking. I think it's an age thing, so mentally I need some sort of connection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's one person who comes on to the forums I would love to fuck and one who doesn't but I'm out of her age range unfortunately lol

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"No thank you.

I like to know people well before I meet and I would not be so curt and send a message saying lets fuck it would turn people off. No, would you want to fuck someone in this thread just like that seriously? No!"

Yep this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the state of the hole I have to fill.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"There’s a couple already here I would, but they know

Are you sure they know? I thought mine knew but they didn’t know anything at all "

Of those that were on the thread before me, yes they definitely no

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"There’s a couple already here I would, but they know

That's us out then

Only because I’m not looking for couples right now

*monkey makes notes* "

Duly noted haha

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"There’s a couple already here I would, but they know

That's us out then

Only because I’m not looking for couples right now

*monkey makes notes*

Duly noted haha "

*monkey is big with his .....

.

.

.

.

.

Notes *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on the state of the hole I have to fill. "

Pink and tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on the state of the hole I have to fill.

Pink and tight."

Then it is a no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to have sex with you all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on the state of the hole I have to fill.

Pink and tight.

Then it is a no "

Understood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few on this thread I wouldn't say no too.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

I want to fuck you

Hubba hubba ... well ... since you mentioned it so eloquently ...

Subtlety has never been my strongest asset but I have others

I can't deny I have noticed one or two of them

As our kind OP alluded to there is also a couple more for you to get to grips with

Bring them on is all I can say

But what would you get to grips with?

*grins* all of you and then some

*monkey checks distance to B38* "

Anabelle considers if monkey can go the distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few on this thread I wouldn't say no too. "

I would definitely say yes to you. It's a shame I'm not closer

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I don’t this this is a binding contract. It’s just a bit of fun

There is one that I would. Oh yes

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 26/06/19 19:00:20]

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Depends on the state of the hole I have to fill.

Pink and tight.

Then it is a no

Understood."

You'll get used to F&B's humour he's a bit of a mystery

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I want to have sex with you all! "

At once?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

I want to fuck you

Hubba hubba ... well ... since you mentioned it so eloquently ...

Subtlety has never been my strongest asset but I have others

I can't deny I have noticed one or two of them

As our kind OP alluded to there is also a couple more for you to get to grips with

Bring them on is all I can say

But what would you get to grips with?

*grins* all of you and then some

*monkey checks distance to B38*

Anabelle considers if monkey can go the distance "

Monkey points out there's only truly one way to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on the state of the hole I have to fill.

Pink and tight.

Then it is a no

Understood.

You'll get used to F&B's humour he's a bit of a mystery "

I remember it well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on the state of the hole I have to fill.

Pink and tight.

Then it is a no "

Loose and brown ?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

I want to fuck you

Hubba hubba ... well ... since you mentioned it so eloquently ...

Subtlety has never been my strongest asset but I have others

I can't deny I have noticed one or two of them

As our kind OP alluded to there is also a couple more for you to get to grips with

Bring them on is all I can say

But what would you get to grips with?

*grins* all of you and then some

*monkey checks distance to B38*

Anabelle considers if monkey can go the distance

Monkey points out there's only truly one way to find out "

Point taken....let's go the distance

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Depends on the state of the hole I have to fill.

Pink and tight.

Then it is a no

Understood.

You'll get used to F&B's humour he's a bit of a mystery

I remember it well. "

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

I want to fuck you

Hubba hubba ... well ... since you mentioned it so eloquently ...

Subtlety has never been my strongest asset but I have others

I can't deny I have noticed one or two of them

As our kind OP alluded to there is also a couple more for you to get to grips with

Bring them on is all I can say

But what would you get to grips with?

*grins* all of you and then some

*monkey checks distance to B38*

Anabelle considers if monkey can go the distance

Monkey points out there's only truly one way to find out

Point taken....let's go the distance "

I'm game

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By *tella Heels OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Ludo

Of shite wrong forum

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

I want to fuck you

Hubba hubba ... well ... since you mentioned it so eloquently ...

Subtlety has never been my strongest asset but I have others

I can't deny I have noticed one or two of them

As our kind OP alluded to there is also a couple more for you to get to grips with

Bring them on is all I can say

But what would you get to grips with?

*grins* all of you and then some

*monkey checks distance to B38*

Anabelle considers if monkey can go the distance

Monkey points out there's only truly one way to find out

Point taken....let's go the distance

I'm game "

Game on

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

I want to fuck you

Hubba hubba ... well ... since you mentioned it so eloquently ...

Subtlety has never been my strongest asset but I have others

I can't deny I have noticed one or two of them

As our kind OP alluded to there is also a couple more for you to get to grips with

Bring them on is all I can say

But what would you get to grips with?

*grins* all of you and then some

*monkey checks distance to B38*

Anabelle considers if monkey can go the distance

Monkey points out there's only truly one way to find out

Point taken....let's go the distance

I'm game

Game on "

Hide and seek?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

I want to fuck you

Hubba hubba ... well ... since you mentioned it so eloquently ...

Subtlety has never been my strongest asset but I have others

I can't deny I have noticed one or two of them

As our kind OP alluded to there is also a couple more for you to get to grips with

Bring them on is all I can say

But what would you get to grips with?

*grins* all of you and then some

*monkey checks distance to B38*

Anabelle considers if monkey can go the distance

Monkey points out there's only truly one way to find out

Point taken....let's go the distance

I'm game

Game on

Hide and seek? "

We'll toss to see who goes first

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"*monkey bookmarks this for later reference*

I want to fuck you

Hubba hubba ... well ... since you mentioned it so eloquently ...

Subtlety has never been my strongest asset but I have others

I can't deny I have noticed one or two of them

As our kind OP alluded to there is also a couple more for you to get to grips with

Bring them on is all I can say

But what would you get to grips with?

*grins* all of you and then some

*monkey checks distance to B38*

Anabelle considers if monkey can go the distance

Monkey points out there's only truly one way to find out

Point taken....let's go the distance

I'm game

Game on

Hide and seek?

We'll toss to see who goes first "

Oh ...I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I choose Anabelle21

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

that’s all I have to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need more threads like this

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Need more threads like this "

oh we do

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By *onytonicMan
over a year ago

farsley

To live, love and laugh....and to lick some gorgeous mine! X..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is something posh people get their coal delivered in

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Need more threads like this

oh we do"

Yes we do, it certainly made me smile

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Need more threads like this

oh we do

Yes we do, it certainly made me smile "

And me

Hope you don't mind ... sent you a message

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Need more threads like this

oh we do

Yes we do, it certainly made me smile

And me

Hope you don't mind ... sent you a message "

I dont mind at all, I was rather hoping that you would

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Need more threads like this

oh we do

Yes we do, it certainly made me smile

And me

Hope you don't mind ... sent you a message

I dont mind at all, I was rather hoping that you would "

Well ... grabbed the bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need more threads like this

oh we do

Yes we do, it certainly made me smile

And me

Hope you don't mind ... sent you a message

I dont mind at all, I was rather hoping that you would

Well ... grabbed the bull "

Any room for us??

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Need more threads like this

oh we do

Yes we do, it certainly made me smile

And me

Hope you don't mind ... sent you a message

I dont mind at all, I was rather hoping that you would

Well ... grabbed the bull

Any room for us??"

Oo. Hello .. yes .. we need to talk don't we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need more threads like this

oh we do

Yes we do, it certainly made me smile

And me

Hope you don't mind ... sent you a message

I dont mind at all, I was rather hoping that you would

Well ... grabbed the bull

Any room for us??

Oo. Hello .. yes .. we need to talk don't we "

We need to do more than talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/06/19 21:45:23]

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Need more threads like this

oh we do

Yes we do, it certainly made me smile

And me

Hope you don't mind ... sent you a message

I dont mind at all, I was rather hoping that you would

Well ... grabbed the bull

Any room for us??

I chose red monkey They look like hit couple

Oo. Hello .. yes .. we need to talk don't we "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need more threads like this

oh we do

Yes we do, it certainly made me smile

And me

Hope you don't mind ... sent you a message

I dont mind at all, I was rather hoping that you would

Well ... grabbed the bull

Any room for us??

I chose red monkey They look like hit couple

Oo. Hello .. yes .. we need to talk don't we "

I choose Red-monkey couple they look absolutely amazing

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Need more threads like this

oh we do

Yes we do, it certainly made me smile

And me

Hope you don't mind ... sent you a message

I dont mind at all, I was rather hoping that you would

Well ... grabbed the bull

Any room for us??

I chose red monkey They look like hit couple

Oo. Hello .. yes .. we need to talk don't we

I choose Red-monkey couple they look absolutely amazing"

We are ... yet incredibly modest ... honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need more threads like this

oh we do

Yes we do, it certainly made me smile

And me

Hope you don't mind ... sent you a message

I dont mind at all, I was rather hoping that you would

Well ... grabbed the bull

Any room for us??

I chose red monkey They look like hit couple

Oo. Hello .. yes .. we need to talk don't we

I choose Red-monkey couple they look absolutely amazing

We are ... yet incredibly modest ... honest "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is one girl In particularly on here that has actually caught me eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then say...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Then say..."

Who say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is one girl In particularly on here that has actually caught me eye "

He needs to say who she is....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is one girl In particularly on here that has actually caught me eye

He needs to say who she is...."

Girl who goes be the name pocket rocket

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

I'd like someone to fuck with me. Does that count OP?

E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like someone to fuck with me. Does that count OP?

E"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody here I want to fuck with me thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like someone to fuck with me. Does that count OP?

E"

I’m saying hi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I want to love and be loved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope I want to love and be loved "

That’s the plan but it don’t always go to plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Morning if we just came out with I want to fuck you it’s an instant block but obviously that’s what we’re on for "

I wouldn't block you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope I want to love and be loved

That’s the plan but it don’t always go to plan "

Don't I know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Morning if we just came out with I want to fuck you it’s an instant block but obviously that’s what we’re on for

I wouldn't block you "

If I message you and said I want to fuck you, you would be ok with that?

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"I'd like someone to fuck with me. Does that count OP?

E

I’m saying hi x "

Well hello.

E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like someone to fuck with me. Does that count OP?

E

I’m saying hi x

Well hello.

Hi how are you?

E"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like someone to fuck with me. Does that count OP?

E

I’m saying hi x

Well hello.

E"

Should we take this conversation somewhere a bit more private?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

To fuck work off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/06/19 08:46:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"To fuck work off"

Hmm .. let's rearrange that

Off work to fuck

There's .. that's better

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"To fuck work off

Hmm .. let's rearrange that

Off work to fuck

There's .. that's better "

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna go to the ball and see if the slipper fits

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