FabSwingers.com forum: Do us ladies......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jump through hoops for the men on here

...

Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist

...

Witty responses please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I can only jump with prior warning if I can put a good support bra on x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Jump?

Let me go and put my bra back on!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be arsed giving a witty response.

I'm far too selective for my own good so I jump for no one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can only jump with prior warning if I can put a good support bra on x

Yep me too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m way too tired

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jump...it’s hard enough getting one to roll over

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only in foreplay OP ...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jump?

Let me go and put my bra back on! "

Let me know when your ready...lol...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I got stuck in a hoop once and haven’t bothered since. I stick to the less complicated chaps these days. Good old fuck n go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Wit.... Hmmmm can't we have sarcastic I'm better at that...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I ask nothing and I expect nothing, just be yourself.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I don’t think my knees - or hips - could take jumping through a hoop!

Just how far off the ground is this hoop op?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Sod putting the bra back on.... full hand, fingers spread, grab, push, now bounce haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh they try sometimes. Even if I'm gagging for it, hard pass.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

[Removed by poster at 25/06/19 20:23:17]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wit.... Hmmmm can't we have sarcastic I'm better at that...

Yes, sarcasm is very welcome

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Sod putting the bra back on.... full hand, fingers spread, grab, push, now bounce haha "

Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I'm stuck in the hoop.

my tits and tummy got in the way... Someone push me through

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on

On you?....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on

On you?....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ask nothing and I expect nothing, just be yourself."

Wise words PP

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etAnotherDomMan
over a year ago

london

Ain't nobody jumping through my hoop

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm stuck in the hoop.

my tits and tummy got in the way... Someone push me through

I’m pushing woman, are you through yet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one tries anything with my hoop

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sod putting the bra back on.... full hand, fingers spread, grab, push, now bounce haha "

I do,that in the morning running down the stairs to the loo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on

On you?....

I’m already hot stuff thank you very much.

Now there’s another hoop over there to jump into

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Sod putting the bra back on.... full hand, fingers spread, grab, push, now bounce haha

I do,that in the morning running down the stairs to the loo

Haha a regular pose here to

I’ve just got to remember to NOT do it during the parents race on sports day

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t think my knees - or hips - could take jumping through a hoop!

Just how far off the ground is this hoop op?

As far as you want it to be...lol...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Jump through hoops for the men on here

...

Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist

...

Witty responses please

What if I offered you maltesers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jump through hoops for the men on here

...

Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist

...

Witty responses please

What if I offered you maltesers

Give me the hoop now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I can confess that I do come complete with some hoops...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sod putting the bra back on.... full hand, fingers spread, grab, push, now bounce haha

I do,that in the morning running down the stairs to the loo

Haha a regular pose here to

I’ve just got to remember to NOT do it during the parents race on sports day

Oh I remember the days fondly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can confess that I do come complete with some hoops..."

Girty, is that you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Jump through hoops for the men on here

...

Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist

...

Witty responses please

What if I offered you maltesers

Give me the hoop now

You're easy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on

On you?....

I’m already hot stuff thank you very much.

Now there’s another hoop over there to jump into

You did say it was getting hot in the wardrobe

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I can confess that I do come complete with some hoops...

Girty, is that you

Girty???

It's Mr Fabulous...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount

That's a penis breaker

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Some try to tell me what I'll wear. It's usually a short tight skirt without knickers.

Go write to inamininoknickers and leave me be.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jump through hoops for the men on here

...

Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist

...

Witty responses please

What if I offered you maltesers

Give me the hoop now

You're easy

I’ll do anything for a malteser

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount

Handstand too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a nice hoop..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount

That's a penis breaker

Oooooo, I crossed my legs then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like hula hoops mmm yum I'm hungry now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some try to tell me what I'll wear. It's usually a short tight skirt without knickers.

Go write to inamininoknickers and leave me be. "

You’re it alone with that message...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount

That's a penis breaker

Years of practise, not lost one yet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Spaghetti hoops are nice on wholemeal toast.

I don't do hoops anymore my hips don't work like they used too.

Jo.Xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

No but I think I might have to start

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like hula hoops mmm yum I'm hungry now

Can I join you? Tired after reading the energy in this thread..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why’s this tribute thread doing better than my original thread, this is bullshit! It’s like when a crap cover version does better the original classic.

Kind regards X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like hula hoops mmm yum I'm hungry now

Can I join you? Tired after reading the energy in this thread.."
come aboard we can share a big bag of them

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount

That's a penis breaker

Years of practise, not lost one yet

First time for everything

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No but I think I might have to start "

Noooooo, don’t do it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't

Creme egg

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why’s this tribute thread doing better than my original thread, this is bullshit! It’s like when a crap cover version does better the original classic.

Kind regards X"

Guest appearance by Tame and thanks for popping by.....

Kind regards

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't

Creme egg

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't

Creme egg

Don’t listen to him, he’s already got me with maltesers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I do shave my legs and put makeup on.

I deserve a medal.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless"

Say what now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do shave my legs and put makeup on.

I deserve a medal. "

I do my armpits too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

We have a few hoops if any of you ladies fancy jumping through it, we'll put them over the bed to break your fall just incase

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless

Say what now

Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not, unless he's a David Gandy lookalike.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spaghetti hoops are nice on wholemeal toast.

I don't do hoops anymore my hips don't work like they used too.

Jo.Xx "

Mine don’t either Jo.xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't

Creme egg

Don’t listen to him, he’s already got me with maltesers

Yes and suzuki enjoys a creme egg

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I do shave my legs and put makeup on.

I deserve a medal.

I do my armpits too

Me too.

I do other things because I'm hairy, but I'm not admitting to it in public

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't

Creme egg

Don’t listen to him, he’s already got me with maltesers

Yes and suzuki enjoys a creme egg

Naughty boy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

[Removed by poster at 25/06/19 20:47:48]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless

Say what now

Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging

I had trouble re spelling it Doc

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't

Creme egg

Don’t listen to him, he’s already got me with maltesers

Yes and suzuki enjoys a creme egg

Naughty boy

Moi

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do shave my legs and put makeup on.

I deserve a medal.

I do my armpits too

Me too.

I do other things because I'm hairy, but I'm not admitting to it in public

I do my ears too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't

Creme egg

Don’t listen to him, he’s already got me with maltesers

Yes and suzuki enjoys a creme egg

Naughty boy

Moi

Yes....you....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eamgreen30Couple
over a year ago

stroud

Sounds like cardio....I only like to get hot and sweaty in the bedroom or the kitchen or the bathroom...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless

Say what now

Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging

I had trouble re spelling it Doc

I’ve typed it so often my iPad and phone suggest it as soon as I put flocc in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Rhythmic gymnastsics was never my thing plus my boobs belly and bum would now get wedged!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely not, unless he's a David Gandy lookalike. "

Scott Eastwood look alike would do me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do shave my legs and put makeup on.

I deserve a medal.

I do my armpits too

Me too.

I do other things because I'm hairy, but I'm not admitting to it in public

I do my ears too

Whose ears?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount

That's a penis breaker

Years of practise, not lost one yet

First time for everything

Never met a penis I couldn't fix

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Right I'm jumping into bed now and no hoops are required.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless

Say what now

Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging

I read and missed it completely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless

Say what now

Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging

I read and missed it completely

Pfffft and women have the audacity to say men don’t read their profiles

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right I'm jumping into bed now and no hoops are required."

Night night PP, see you in the morning

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount

That's a penis breaker

Oooooo, I crossed my legs then

Yeah me too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless

Say what now

Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging

I had trouble re spelling it Doc

I’ve typed it so often my iPad and phone suggest it as soon as I put flocc in"

Laughing here.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy

"Jump through hoops for the men on here

...

Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist

...

Witty responses please

Never mind jumping thru hoops for u I’d loop the loop for you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a few hoops if any of you ladies fancy jumping through it, we'll put them over the bed to break your fall just incase "

That’s very kind of you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I avoid jumping at all costs! Unless there's a tena lady provided, childbirth wasn't kind

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rhythmic gymnastsics was never my thing plus my boobs belly and bum would now get wedged! "

Mine to....lol...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jump through hoops for the men on here

...

Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist

...

Witty responses please

Never mind jumping thru hoops for u I’d loop the loop for you "

You have a plane

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique

Will you wear a nice pink bra for us

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I avoid jumping at all costs! Unless there's a tena lady provided, childbirth wasn't kind

I find laughing uncontrollably does that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless

Say what now

Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging

I read and missed it completely

Pfffft and women have the audacity to say men don’t read their profiles

Suitably chastised by Doc

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount

That's a penis breaker

Years of practise, not lost one yet

First time for everything

Never met a penis I couldn't fix

Ice lolly stick and a few plasters

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique

Will you wear a nice pink bra for us

Absolutely not

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’d say no, most just put a picture of their growler as their avatar and drop their knickers to the first pipe smoking Morris dancer that tickles their fancy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here no . In the real world I think I do yes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I avoid jumping at all costs! Unless there's a tena lady provided, childbirth wasn't kind

lol the only needs a sneeze these days

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique

Will you wear a nice pink bra for us

Absolutely not

You know you want too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I'm stuck in the hoop.

my tits and tummy got in the way... Someone push me through

I’m pushing woman, are you through yet

That's the last bloody time I'm going through any dam hoop, I don't care if they can give me multiple orgasms I'm done

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d say no, most just put a picture of their growler as their avatar and drop their knickers to the first pipe smoking Morris dancer that tickles their fancy

Why oh why am I laughing at that comment

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I avoid jumping at all costs! Unless there's a tena lady provided, childbirth wasn't kind

I find laughing uncontrollably does that

I have to brace myself when I sneeze too....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I’d say no, most just put a picture of their growler as their avatar and drop their knickers to the first pipe smoking Morris dancer that tickles their fancy

You had me at Morris Dancer

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique

What hoops will there be?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique

Will you wear a nice pink bra for us

Absolutely not

You know you want too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd have to fall off our pedastal first

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"We'd have to fall off our pedastal first"

We're so uppity we're breathing fumes here. Light headed!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique

Will you wear a nice pink bra for us

Absolutely not

You know you want too

I know you're dying to see it happen

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'd have to fall off our pedastal first"

Straight through the hoop

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant be assed typing the same response

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique

What hoops will there be? "

BBQ beef, cheese and onion, chicken and plain

..you in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like hula hoops mmm yum I'm hungry now

Can I join you? Tired after reading the energy in this thread.. come aboard we can share a big bag of them

Taff, I think we need something stronger...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique

Will you wear a nice pink bra for us

Absolutely not

You know you want too

I know you're dying to see it happen

I think most of us are

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique

What hoops will there be?

BBQ beef, cheese and onion, chicken and plain

..you in

Too many carbs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like hula hoops mmm yum I'm hungry now

Can I join you? Tired after reading the energy in this thread.. come aboard we can share a big bag of them

Taff, I think we need something stronger...

He’s fell through the hoop

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique

What hoops will there be?

BBQ beef, cheese and onion, chicken and plain

..you in

Too many carbs

Polos then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget all this hoop jumping. I'm quite content with a little bouncing up and down....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique

Will you wear a nice pink bra for us

Absolutely not

You know you want too

I know you're dying to see it happen

I think most of us are

Gotta love a trier

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forget all this hoop jumping. I'm quite content with a little bouncing up and down...."

Bouncing hoops

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique

What hoops will there be?

BBQ beef, cheese and onion, chicken and plain

..you in

Too many carbs

Polos then

Still too many carbs. I'll take challenges.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We'd have to fall off our pedastal first"

You stood in the sink again?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

[Removed by poster at 25/06/19 21:10:44]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Can't we just have a big bouncy castle OP and just jump on that rather then jump through hoops

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can't we just have a big bouncy castle OP and just jump on that rather then jump through hoops

Can I leave my bra on?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless

Say what now

Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging

I read and missed it completely

Pfffft and women have the audacity to say men don’t read their profiles

Suitably chastised by Doc

I was joking it’s worthless after all

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Can't we just have a big bouncy castle OP and just jump on that rather then jump through hoops

Can I leave my bra on?

Yes mine will need to stay on unless you all want black eyes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I do back flip to have my man

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Apparently fleas can jumo twenty times their own body height...

I put my cock near my girlfriends arse and she can as well.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on

Yes, just let me put the iron down first!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on

Yes, just let me put the iron down first!!

I forgot all about my naked ironing enterprise!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on

Yes, just let me put the iron down first!!

I forgot all about my naked ironing enterprise!

You'll need an outfit. You know. In case of burns

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't jump indoors.. I'd bang my head

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't we just have a big bouncy castle OP and just jump on that rather then jump through hoops

Yes, good idea

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the man

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on

Yes, just let me put the iron down first!!

I forgot all about my naked ironing enterprise!

You'll need an outfit. You know. In case of burns

I'm not wearing anything pink with frills!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on

Yes, just let me put the iron down first!!

I forgot all about my naked ironing enterprise!

You'll need an outfit. You know. In case of burns

I'm not wearing anything pink with frills!

Black with frills?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Back in the days before I realised women could enjoy nsa sex I had a woman want to meet me who I thought was too hot to possibly be genuine. So I told her I wouldn't meet her unless she sent me a picture of herself holding that days newspaper so I knew it was her.

To be fair to her she did it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Back in the days before I realised women could enjoy nsa sex I had a woman want to meet me who I thought was too hot to possibly be genuine. So I told her I wouldn't meet her unless she sent me a picture of herself holding that days newspaper so I knew it was her.

To be fair to her she did it."

That's not unreasonable per se.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got so many rules its mad when on it

Nobody nr my kids postcode

Weekdays only

5 message flow rule

Loads more

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't we just have a big bouncy castle OP and just jump on that rather then jump through hoops

Tena Lady alert..!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

To be fair to her she did it.

That's not unreasonable per se. "

More of a hoop she had to step through

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread