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Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist ...
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"I can only jump with prior warning if I can put a good support bra on x "Yep me too  | |||
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"Jump? Let me go and put my bra back on! " Let me know when your ready...lol... | |||
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"Wit.... Hmmmm can't we have sarcastic I'm better at that... "Yes, sarcasm is very welcome | |||
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"Sod putting the bra back on.... full hand, fingers spread, grab, push, now bounce haha " Lol | |||
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 my tits and tummy got in the way... Someone push me through | |||
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"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on "On you?.... | |||
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"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on
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"I ask nothing and I expect nothing, just be yourself." Wise words PP | |||
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"I'm stuck in the hoop. my tits and tummy got in the way... Someone push me through "I’m pushing woman, are you through yet | |||
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"Sod putting the bra back on.... full hand, fingers spread, grab, push, now bounce haha " I do,that in the morning running down the stairs to the loo | |||
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"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on
On you?....
"I’m already hot stuff thank you very much. Now there’s another hoop over there to jump into  | |||
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"Sod putting the bra back on.... full hand, fingers spread, grab, push, now bounce haha I do,that in the morning running down the stairs to the loo "Haha a regular pose here to I’ve just got to remember to NOT do it during the parents race on sports day | |||
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"I don’t think my knees - or hips - could take jumping through a hoop! Just how far off the ground is this hoop op? "As far as you want it to be...lol... | |||
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"Jump through hoops for the men on here ...
Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist ...
Witty responses please "What if I offered you maltesers | |||
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"Jump through hoops for the men on here ...
Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist ...
Witty responses please
What if I offered you maltesers "Give me the hoop now | |||
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"Sod putting the bra back on.... full hand, fingers spread, grab, push, now bounce haha I do,that in the morning running down the stairs to the loo
Haha a regular pose here to
I’ve just got to remember to NOT do it during the parents race on sports day "Oh I remember the days fondly | |||
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"I can confess that I do come complete with some hoops..." Girty, is that you | |||
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"Jump through hoops for the men on here ...
Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist ...
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What if I offered you maltesers
Give me the hoop now "You're easy | |||
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"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on
On you?....
I’m already hot stuff thank you very much.
Now there’s another hoop over there to jump into "You did say it was getting hot in the wardrobe | |||
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"I can confess that I do come complete with some hoops... Girty, is that you "Girty??? It's Mr Fabulous... | |||
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"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount "That's a penis breaker | |||
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"Jump through hoops for the men on here ...
Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist ...
Witty responses please
What if I offered you maltesers
Give me the hoop now
You're easy "I’ll do anything for a malteser  | |||
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"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount "Handstand too | |||
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"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount
That's a penis breaker "Oooooo, I crossed my legs then | |||
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"Some try to tell me what I'll wear. It's usually a short tight skirt without knickers. Go write to inamininoknickers and leave me be. " You’re it alone with that message... | |||
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"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount
That's a penis breaker "Years of practise, not lost one yet | |||
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I don't do hoops anymore my hips don't work like they used too.
Jo.Xx | |||
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"I like hula hoops mmm yum I'm hungry now "Can I join you? Tired after reading the energy in this thread.. | |||
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"I like hula hoops mmm yum I'm hungry now
Can I join you? Tired after reading the energy in this thread.."come aboard we can share a big bag of them | |||
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"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount
That's a penis breaker
Years of practise, not lost one yet "First time for everything | |||
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"No but I think I might have to start " Noooooo, don’t do it | |||
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"Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't "Creme egg  | |||
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"Why’s this tribute thread doing better than my original thread, this is bullshit! It’s like when a crap cover version does better the original classic. Kind regards X" Guest appearance by Tame and thanks for popping by..... Kind regards .X | |||
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"Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't
Creme egg" | |||
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"Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't
Creme egg"Don’t listen to him, he’s already got me with maltesers | |||
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless" Say what now | |||
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"I do shave my legs and put makeup on. I deserve a medal. " I do my armpits too | |||
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless Say what now "Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging | |||
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"Spaghetti hoops are nice on wholemeal toast.
I don't do hoops anymore my hips don't work like they used too.
Jo.Xx "Mine don’t either Jo.xx | |||
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"Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't
Creme egg
Don’t listen to him, he’s already got me with maltesers "Yes and suzuki enjoys a creme egg | |||
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"I do shave my legs and put makeup on. I deserve a medal. I do my armpits too "Me too. I do other things because I'm hairy, but I'm not admitting to it in public | |||
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"Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't
Creme egg
Don’t listen to him, he’s already got me with maltesers
Yes and suzuki enjoys a creme egg "Naughty boy | |||
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless Say what now
Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging "I had trouble re spelling it Doc | |||
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"Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't
Creme egg
Don’t listen to him, he’s already got me with maltesers
Yes and suzuki enjoys a creme egg
Naughty boy "Moi | |||
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"I do shave my legs and put makeup on. I deserve a medal. I do my armpits too
Me too.
I do other things because I'm hairy, but I'm not admitting to it in public "I do my ears too | |||
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"Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't
Creme egg
Don’t listen to him, he’s already got me with maltesers
Yes and suzuki enjoys a creme egg
Naughty boy
Moi "Yes....you.... | |||
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless Say what now
Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging
I had trouble re spelling it Doc "I’ve typed it so often my iPad and phone suggest it as soon as I put flocc in | |||
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"Absolutely not, unless he's a David Gandy lookalike. " Scott Eastwood look alike would do me | |||
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"I do shave my legs and put makeup on. I deserve a medal. I do my armpits too
Me too.
I do other things because I'm hairy, but I'm not admitting to it in public
I do my ears too "Whose ears? | |||
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"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount
That's a penis breaker
Years of practise, not lost one yet
First time for everything "Never met a penis I couldn't fix | |||
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless Say what now
Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging "I read and missed it completely | |||
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless Say what now
Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging
I read and missed it completely "Pfffft and women have the audacity to say men don’t read their profiles  | |||
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"Right I'm jumping into bed now and no hoops are required." Night night PP, see you in the morning | |||
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"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount
That's a penis breaker
Oooooo, I crossed my legs then "Yeah me too | |||
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless Say what now
Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging
I had trouble re spelling it Doc
I’ve typed it so often my iPad and phone suggest it as soon as I put flocc in"Laughing here..... | |||
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"Jump through hoops for the men on here ...
Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist ...
Witty responses please "Never mind jumping thru hoops for u I’d loop the loop for you | |||
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"We have a few hoops if any of you ladies fancy jumping through it, we'll put them over the bed to break your fall just incase " That’s very kind of you | |||
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"Rhythmic gymnastsics was never my thing plus my boobs belly and bum would now get wedged! " Mine to....lol... | |||
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"Jump through hoops for the men on here ...
Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist ...
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Never mind jumping thru hoops for u I’d loop the loop for you "You have a plane | |||
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"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique "Will you wear a nice pink bra for us | |||
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"I avoid jumping at all costs! Unless there's a tena lady provided, childbirth wasn't kind "I find laughing uncontrollably does that | |||
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless Say what now
Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging
I read and missed it completely
Pfffft and women have the audacity to say men don’t read their profiles "Suitably chastised by Doc | |||
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"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount
That's a penis breaker
Years of practise, not lost one yet
First time for everything
Never met a penis I couldn't fix "Ice lolly stick and a few plasters | |||
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"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique
Will you wear a nice pink bra for us "Absolutely not | |||
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"I avoid jumping at all costs! Unless there's a tena lady provided, childbirth wasn't kind " lol the only needs a sneeze these days | |||
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"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique
Will you wear a nice pink bra for us
Absolutely not "You know you want too | |||
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"I'm stuck in the hoop. my tits and tummy got in the way... Someone push me through
I’m pushing woman, are you through yet "That's the last bloody time I'm going through any dam hoop, I don't care if they can give me multiple orgasms I'm done | |||
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"I’d say no, most just put a picture of their growler as their avatar and drop their knickers to the first pipe smoking Morris dancer that tickles their fancy "Why oh why am I laughing at that comment | |||
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"I avoid jumping at all costs! Unless there's a tena lady provided, childbirth wasn't kind
I find laughing uncontrollably does that "I have to brace myself when I sneeze too.... | |||
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"I’d say no, most just put a picture of their growler as their avatar and drop their knickers to the first pipe smoking Morris dancer that tickles their fancy "You had me at Morris Dancer | |||
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"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique "What hoops will there be? | |||
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"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique
Will you wear a nice pink bra for us
Absolutely not
You know you want too " | |||
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"We'd have to fall off our pedastal first" We're so uppity we're breathing fumes here. Light headed! | |||
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"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique
Will you wear a nice pink bra for us
Absolutely not
You know you want too "I know you're dying to see it happen | |||
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"We'd have to fall off our pedastal first" Straight through the hoop | |||
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"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique
What hoops will there be? "BBQ beef, cheese and onion, chicken and plain ..you in | |||
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"I like hula hoops mmm yum I'm hungry now
Can I join you? Tired after reading the energy in this thread.. come aboard we can share a big bag of them "Taff, I think we need something stronger... | |||
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"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique
Will you wear a nice pink bra for us
Absolutely not
You know you want too
I know you're dying to see it happen "I think most of us are | |||
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"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique
What hoops will there be?
BBQ beef, cheese and onion, chicken and plain ..you in "Too many carbs | |||
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"I like hula hoops mmm yum I'm hungry now
Can I join you? Tired after reading the energy in this thread.. come aboard we can share a big bag of them
Taff, I think we need something stronger... "He’s fell through the hoop | |||
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"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique
What hoops will there be?
BBQ beef, cheese and onion, chicken and plain ..you in
Too many carbs "Polos then | |||
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"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique
Will you wear a nice pink bra for us
Absolutely not
You know you want too
I know you're dying to see it happen
I think most of us are "Gotta love a trier xx | |||
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"Forget all this hoop jumping. I'm quite content with a little bouncing up and down...." Bouncing hoops | |||
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"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique
What hoops will there be?
BBQ beef, cheese and onion, chicken and plain ..you in
Too many carbs
Polos then "Still too many carbs. I'll take challenges. | |||
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"We'd have to fall off our pedastal first" You stood in the sink again? | |||
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"Can't we just have a big bouncy castle OP and just jump on that rather then jump through hoops "Can I leave my bra on? | |||
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless Say what now
Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging
I read and missed it completely
Pfffft and women have the audacity to say men don’t read their profiles
Suitably chastised by Doc "I was joking it’s worthless after all | |||
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"Can't we just have a big bouncy castle OP and just jump on that rather then jump through hoops
Can I leave my bra on? "Yes mine will need to stay on unless you all want black eyes | |||
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"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on "Yes, just let me put the iron down first!! Jo | |||
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"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on
Yes, just let me put the iron down first!!
Jo "I forgot all about my naked ironing enterprise! | |||
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"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on
Yes, just let me put the iron down first!!
Jo
I forgot all about my naked ironing enterprise! "You'll need an outfit. You know. In case of burns | |||
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"Can't we just have a big bouncy castle OP and just jump on that rather then jump through hoops "Yes, good idea | |||
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"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on
Yes, just let me put the iron down first!!
Jo
I forgot all about my naked ironing enterprise!
You'll need an outfit. You know. In case of burns "I'm not wearing anything pink with frills! | |||
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"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on
Yes, just let me put the iron down first!!
Jo
I forgot all about my naked ironing enterprise!
You'll need an outfit. You know. In case of burns
I'm not wearing anything pink with frills! "Black with frills? | |||
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"Back in the days before I realised women could enjoy nsa sex I had a woman want to meet me who I thought was too hot to possibly be genuine. So I told her I wouldn't meet her unless she sent me a picture of herself holding that days newspaper so I knew it was her. To be fair to her she did it." That's not unreasonable per se. | |||
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"Can't we just have a big bouncy castle OP and just jump on that rather then jump through hoops "Tena Lady alert..!! | |||
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"Back in the days before I realised women could enjoy nsa sex I had a woman want to meet me who I thought was too hot to possibly be genuine. So I told her I wouldn't meet her unless she sent me a picture of herself holding that days newspaper so I knew it was her. To be fair to her she did it. That's not unreasonable per se. " More of a hoop she had to step through | |||
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