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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sad news heard today that the oldest sheep in the world in now dead.

The sheep aged 25yrs old is said to have been abit of a hand full and liked to break free to rome about on its own and jump over fences.

Jumping one last fence to far tho the sheep is said to have fallen straight over a cliff and died.

Hmmmm so im thinking ok then maybe sheep are not as daft as we think a the rest of the heard fr sure did not follow did they. I can just imagine a group of them stood starring thinking baaaaaaaaa foooook that off im not following her hahaha.

I am also thinking how much of a thick bastard must farmer Jilles have been. Knowing your prise posetion of the worlds oldest sheep. Whooom just happens to be a hand full and like to jump over fences. So you would deffo put that fucker to pasture right at the top of a big feck off cliff then wouldnt you hahaha. What a nutter or what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the sheep knew it was on its last legs and wanted to fly for a moment before going to those heavenly pastures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mary has mince meat now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of my friend was driving along a hill top in the west or Ireland and suddenly a sheep fell on top of his car.

Question is. Did it like the oldest sheep in the world fall by accident or do sheep come to a point when they just can't be bothered anymore and just jump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hope my sheep get to be 25 ... thay jump too over my horse jumps , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cardiff and Swansea are playing a memorial match for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem the aforementioned sheep was on Orkney - to be the oldest anything on Orkney isnt a record - its a sentence !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cardiff and Swansea are playing a memorial match for it"

I heard something about that on the radio on way home tonight lol wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cardiff and Swansea are playing a memorial match for it

I heard something about that on the radio on way home tonight lol wtf "

Do you mean the winning team get the deceased ... ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cardiff and Swansea are playing a memorial match for it

I heard something about that on the radio on way home tonight lol wtf

Do you mean the winning team get the deceased ... ? "

Dont no didnt hear the rest through roaring with laughter at my own tiny little demented minds thoughts on the subect per say ON NATIONAL HEADLINE NEWS ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Dont no didnt hear the rest through roaring with laughter at my own tiny little demented minds thoughts on the subect per say ON NATIONAL HEADLINE NEWS ffs"

Well EWE would have to giggle wouldnt ewe .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my sheep are like dogs come to there names one has a long tail she wag like a dog , lol Thay are really sweet . In spring we are getting some new borns to hand rear if thay have 3 babys thay take one away .. so it dont die .. all my 3 have been .. why thay are like dogs , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my sheep are like dogs come to there names one has a long tail she wag like a dog , lol Thay are really sweet . In spring we are getting some new borns to hand rear if thay have 3 babys thay take one away .. so it dont die .. all my 3 have been .. why thay are like dogs , lol"

Im a sheep hun can I be hand rear or breast fed from you please

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over a year ago


"my sheep are like dogs come to there names one has a long tail she wag like a dog , lol Thay are really sweet . In spring we are getting some new borns to hand rear if thay have 3 babys thay take one away .. so it dont die .. all my 3 have been .. why thay are like dogs , lol

Im a sheep hun can I be hand rear or breast fed from you please "
Are you now will you come running , lol and jump , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary has mince meat now "

Tough mutton.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my sheep are like dogs come to there names one has a long tail she wag like a dog , lol Thay are really sweet . In spring we are getting some new borns to hand rear if thay have 3 babys thay take one away .. so it dont die .. all my 3 have been .. why thay are like dogs , lol

Im a sheep hun can I be hand rear or breast fed from you please Are you now will you come running , lol and jump , lol "

Well through general principle I never run or jump through hoops ever as a single lad to get laid.

I may consider you the exeption to the rule tho. Having flirted round the idea of a meet with you for the last few months now on and off.

Aint spoken to you in a while now ya lil tease lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do sheep count people to fall asleep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do sheep count people to fall asleep? "

baaaaaaaaaaaa

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

The sheep wasnt worth anything to him, more of a pet really,as he said it only wasnt slaughtered cos it was so scrawany.

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