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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Men, do you feel like you’re jumping through hoops for the women on here, what with their endless lists of unreasonable demands, or are you happy to do whatever it takes to get your willy wet, or do you draw the line somewhere. Even if that means having a lonely Pot Noodle and wank in the evening, instead of being balls deep in someone who couldn’t Accommodate and couldn’t travel ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do anything to fuck women. Unless I am not attracted to her

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My list is just as demanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think all have endless demands, some just want a wet willy

Then a pot noodle

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I don't jump through hoops. I do my own thing with my own approach and I can't complain about the results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like someone to jump through my hoop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t do anything. They need me more than I need them.

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford


"Don't think all have endless demands, some just want a wet willy

Then a pot noodle "

My willy is dry.... But I have a pot noodle *jumps through hoop*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id like someone to jump through my hoop. "

If it’s the size of a hoop you’ve got problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men, do you feel like you’re jumping through hoops for the women on here, what with their endless lists of unreasonable demands, or are you happy to do whatever it takes to get your willy wet, or do you draw the line somewhere. Even if that means having a lonely Pot Noodle and wank in the evening, instead of being balls deep in someone who couldn’t Accommodate and couldn’t travel ?! "

They really are unreasonable. One actually wanted me to jump through a hoop the size of a polo mint. I mean, seriously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like someone to jump through my hoop.

If it’s the size of a hoop you’ve got problems."

Its just a very little one but I could fit a man in it

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Men, do you feel like you’re jumping through hoops for the women on here, what with their endless lists of unreasonable demands, or are you happy to do whatever it takes to get your willy wet, or do you draw the line somewhere. Even if that means having a lonely Pot Noodle and wank in the evening, instead of being balls deep in someone who couldn’t Accommodate and couldn’t travel ?!

They really are unreasonable. One actually wanted me to jump through a hoop the size of a polo mint. I mean, seriously! "

Sorry about that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s always about if I decide I want to meet them, you have this game completely wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a huge thing for big silver hoop earrings on women.

Proper sexy them hoops are

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

If you've got a pot noodle you're never alone.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

In some cases it's like a dog agility assault course!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In some cases it's like a dog agility assault course!..."

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to jump through hoops. If you click, you click. And the rest will follow.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I like men to jump through hoops that I have set on fire. Love the whiff of singed hair and man sweat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you've got a pot noodle you're never alone."

Cried many a salty tear into a pot noodle, cause I put the wrong word into her box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’m going to have to read a few profiles to check these lists of demands out...

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"Id like someone to jump through my hoop. "

I d love to jump thru it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No need to jump through hoops. If you click, you click. And the rest will follow. "

But the special word at the start though, the one to show you’ve read her autobiography, heaven forbid if you don’t put that in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like you to jump through a ring of fire. Then 10 somersaults without stopping. Followed by a 50 mile walk. Then if you have a 10 in cock and you are black i just might repeat just might consider you. Not too much to ask me thinks

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy

I like the chase tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No need to jump through hoops. If you click, you click. And the rest will follow.

But the special word at the start though, the one to show you’ve read her autobiography, heaven forbid if you don’t put that in. "

Nope, I never say the special words. If the message is interesting enough you get a reply.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

No jumping of hoops needed !

Just be yourself as that’s who we meet not a character from a profile

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I can’t even train my dog to jump through a hoop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have to jump through hoops perhaps it's just not the right woman.

Sharing is so much better, than being just a performing seal....

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"If you've got a pot noodle you're never alone.

Cried many a salty tear into a pot noodle, cause I put the wrong word into her box."

Christ. I hope you didn't add the soy as well.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"No need to jump through hoops. If you click, you click. And the rest will follow.

But the special word at the start though, the one to show you’ve read her autobiography, heaven forbid if you don’t put that in. "

Which is what ?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have to jump through hoops perhaps it's just not the right woman.

Sharing is so much better, than being just a performing seal....

"

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are just loving penis

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have hoops. Treat me like a person (show me evidence in messages), respect my boundaries.

I'm such a demanding cow. Being human and all.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I don't like pot noodles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like women’s hoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are just loving penis "

How very good to hear ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be better for the site ( as a way of meeting ) if those men that jumped didn’t, less resentment all around in the long run..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i make them jump the hoops

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Oh behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with this poster, I do not jump through any hula hoop I suck it off slowly on my fingers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women are just loving penis "

You heard it here first, women love cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with this poster too, it is good to have boundaries and respects of wishes. It is what makes us unique

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"If you have to jump through hoops perhaps it's just not the right woman.

Sharing is so much better, than being just a performing seal....

"

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are just loving penis "
see if you can throw a hoop over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot noodle and a wank. That’s my Wednesday night sorted. Lovely!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Shush Tame, you love it really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot noodles disgusting

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"Pot noodles disgusting "

Gadzooks! Not even the chicken mushroom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What like fetching a PlayStation controller naked??

LJ

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By *tratman74Man
over a year ago

Stratford

My personal favourite is "only meet in clubs" so you'll meet the people you already know as they go to the same club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way I'm doing any jumping about for anyone! I ate far too much pizza and things could get messy with all that jiggling about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then Tame, what hoops have you recently jumped through?

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford


"Pot noodle and a wank. That’s my Wednesday night sorted. Lovely!"

Possibly my Tuesday AND Wednesday sorted

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Aside from seeing if they are genuinely interested in me and not just a quick fuck and can hold a conversation, I don't have any hoops for men to jump through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if men feel this way then they are desperate for a shag and shouldnt moan, they choose to do it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"if men feel this way then they are desperate for a shag and shouldnt moan, they choose to do it "

Quite. Oh we have to do xyz around here.

You could wank?

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

If you chased us BBWs you could use the pot noodle as bait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if men feel this way then they are desperate for a shag and shouldnt moan, they choose to do it

Quite. Oh we have to do xyz around here.

You could wank? "

or pay for it or stick to tinder or pof which all men seem to do better on

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I don't have hoops.. Maybe a 10 mile obstacle course for you to run around first but not hoops

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"If you chased us BBWs you could use the pot noodle as bait "

And the exercise might cause weight loss and there'd be less outrage about fat women liking sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have hoops.. Maybe a 10 mile obstacle course for you to run around first but not hoops "

Run

My pacemaker might give out

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

No pot noodle, no hoop and no wank. This is shaping up to be a _retty good week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you chased us BBWs you could use the pot noodle as bait "

I like your thinking. Kebab with chilli sauce might work better..

#justsayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No pot noodle, no hoop and no wank. This is shaping up to be a _retty good week "

I like a man with realistic aims.

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By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

Nope, never lower my standards and never compromise.

Your the one in charge of your life not them

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By *uriousTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

It’s just as hard as a couple sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as the hoops appear, I head in the opposite direction

Whatever happens from here, it has got to be attainable, achievable, mutually beneficial and enjoyable for both/all parties

Respect and understanding has to work both ways too

I never try to compete with other guys either or for someones affections in general

I find both tiresome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men, do you feel like you’re jumping through hoops for the women on here, what with their endless lists of unreasonable demands, or are you happy to do whatever it takes to get your willy wet, or do you draw the line somewhere. Even if that means having a lonely Pot Noodle and wank in the evening, instead of being balls deep in someone who couldn’t Accommodate and couldn’t travel ?! "

What do you do with the pot noodle? Sounds messy, but I’d give it a go

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Checking out all these hoops and targets being set, taking notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men, do you feel like you’re jumping through hoops for the women on here, what with their endless lists of unreasonable demands, or are you happy to do whatever it takes to get your willy wet, or do you draw the line somewhere. Even if that means having a lonely Pot Noodle and wank in the evening, instead of being balls deep in someone who couldn’t Accommodate and couldn’t travel ?!

What do you do with the pot noodle? Sounds messy, but I’d give it a go"

Just add hot water.

That’s the beauty of them

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"Men, do you feel like you’re jumping through hoops for the women on here, what with their endless lists of unreasonable demands, or are you happy to do whatever it takes to get your willy wet, or do you draw the line somewhere. Even if that means having a lonely Pot Noodle and wank in the evening, instead of being balls deep in someone who couldn’t Accommodate and couldn’t travel ?!

What do you do with the pot noodle? Sounds messy, but I’d give it a go

Just add hot water.

That’s the beauty of them "

Take the sachet of soy or curry out first though. Othetwise it can get messy. Oh, and I find a spoon is safer all round.

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"No pot noodle, no hoop and no wank. This is shaping up to be a _retty good week

I like a man with realistic aims. "

I. Don't want to set my sights to high, can't be disappointed then

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Men, do you feel like you’re jumping through hoops for the women on here, what with their endless lists of unreasonable demands, or are you happy to do whatever it takes to get your willy wet, or do you draw the line somewhere. Even if that means having a lonely Pot Noodle and wank in the evening, instead of being balls deep in someone who couldn’t Accommodate and couldn’t travel ?!

What do you do with the pot noodle? Sounds messy, but I’d give it a go

Just add hot water.

That’s the beauty of them "

... And that's how I burned my penis, Doctor.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

my self respect is my self respect...

no amount of sex is worth compromising on my self respect....

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Well fab is a bit like China (I'll get to that point later). So men are saying no to what they see as jumping through hoops.

Well I think it is men with this mindset that is seeing the growing numbers of MGTOW's and the growing trade in male sexual aids, realistic sex dolls and sexual interactive digital experiances.

To be fair we also see a rise in this sort of male demand for women substitutes in countries like China where the numbers of males vastly out strip the number of women. Therefore only the cream of the crop and most privileged males get women. Thus resulting in a national epidemic of depressed young men (mainly the rural popr) who could never hope to have a girlfriend.

Now finding sexual solutions for men in a market that is sort of supply of women may seem handy. But for me what I find problematic about alternative supplies of gratification such as sex dolls and interactive media is it kind of reinforces the ideas that women are just merely items of sexual gratification like the dolls.

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION. Stoke FREE ENTRANCE ALL WEEKEND


"Men, do you feel like you’re jumping through hoops for the women on here, what with their endless lists of unreasonable demands, or are you happy to do whatever it takes to get your willy wet, or do you draw the line somewhere. Even if that means having a lonely Pot Noodle and wank in the evening, instead of being balls deep in someone who couldn’t Accommodate and couldn’t travel ?! "

Awwwww . . .

Pot Noddle just brings back those wonderful UNI days of Study Monday through Thursday Party through Friday until Sunday and Pot Noodle to keep me from A&E suffering from Malnutrition and I'm sure they stopped me getting alcoholic poisoning lol.

Let's hear it for Pot Noodle !!!! Food oif the Gods !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, but Pot noodle is rank

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havn't had sex for three years but I’m certainly not desperate, I won’t lower my standards or jump through hoops for a shag. If I like the look of a girl and her profile I’ll try to get a conversation going, if it doesn’t happen then that’s that, no hoop jumping here.

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Don't think all have endless demands, some just want a wet willy

Then a pot noodle "

Gotta love a pot noodle though ain't yA lol

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Sorry, but Pot noodle is rank

Holly"

Ay!!! it's a golden wonder

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

How can you not like Pot Noodle!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

can someone help me get out of this hoop ..ive got stuck

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I don’t have any demands well just a willy is what I demand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My list is just as demanding "

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION. Stoke FREE ENTRANCE ALL WEEKEND


"can someone help me get out of this hoop ..ive got stuck"

Spaghetti Hoop?

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"Don't think all have endless demands, some just want a wet willy

Then a pot noodle

Gotta love a pot noodle though ain't yA lol "

I love it when you get to the bottom and there's some dry noodle powder that must have been trapped in an air bubble. Like Shelley Winters in the Poseidon Adventure. You add a bit more water and it's like you get an extra, bonus spoonful of pot noodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, but Pot noodle is rank

Holly"

They’re awful

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION. Stoke FREE ENTRANCE ALL WEEKEND


"Don't think all have endless demands, some just want a wet willy

Then a pot noodle

Gotta love a pot noodle though ain't yA lol

I love it when you get to the bottom and there's some dry noodle powder that must have been trapped in an air bubble. Like Shelley Winters in the Poseidon Adventure. You add a bit more water and it's like you get an extra, bonus spoonful of pot noodle "

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't think all have endless demands, some just want a wet willy

Then a pot noodle

Gotta love a pot noodle though ain't yA lol

I love it when you get to the bottom and there's some dry noodle powder that must have been trapped in an air bubble. Like Shelley Winters in the Poseidon Adventure. You add a bit more water and it's like you get an extra, bonus spoonful of pot noodle "

Reminds me of the Christmas episode of the royal family when they have cup a soup as a starter, she asks if anybody wants more soup and pours water from the kettle into their bowls.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"Don't think all have endless demands, some just want a wet willy

Then a pot noodle

Gotta love a pot noodle though ain't yA lol

I love it when you get to the bottom and there's some dry noodle powder that must have been trapped in an air bubble. Like Shelley Winters in the Poseidon Adventure. You add a bit more water and it's like you get an extra, bonus spoonful of pot noodle

Reminds me of the Christmas episode of the royal family when they have cup a soup as a starter, she asks if anybody wants more soup and pours water from the kettle into their bowls. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stand pot noodles because they stink... And anything I eat my sweat smells like the last food I ate ... And pot noodles are just the worst it lasts for days and im always having to wash a few times a day to rid the smell .... whole reason I don't enjoy them. I just can't stand feeling dirty and smelling like a pot noodle.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'll do anything to fuck women. Unless I am not attracted to her "

Interesting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men, do you feel like you’re jumping through hoops for the women on here, what with their endless lists of unreasonable demands, or are you happy to do whatever it takes to get your willy wet, or do you draw the line somewhere. Even if that means having a lonely Pot Noodle and wank in the evening, instead of being balls deep in someone who couldn’t Accommodate and couldn’t travel ?!

What do you do with the pot noodle? Sounds messy, but I’d give it a go

Just add hot water.

That’s the beauty of them "

Ah, right. You eat it? I thought it was like that pound of liver and a pint glass thing I once... erm... read about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't stand pot noodles because they stink... And anything I eat my sweat smells like the last food I ate ... And pot noodles are just the worst it lasts for days and im always having to wash a few times a day to rid the smell .... whole reason I don't enjoy them. I just can't stand feeling dirty and smelling like a pot noodle."

Eat a bit of a deodorant stick after, then it’ll solve both problems from the inside out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just out of interest, what are these hoops that some women demand you men jump through?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of interest, what are these hoops that some women demand you men jump through? "
no such thing if a guys got self respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of interest, what are these hoops that some women demand you men jump through? no such thing if a guys got self respect"

That doesn't answer my question, silly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of interest, what are these hoops that some women demand you men jump through? "

You know... being interesting, witty, charming... all those things that spoil it for us normal chaps

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just out of interest, what are these hoops that some women demand you men jump through?

You know... being interesting, witty, charming... all those things that spoil it for us normal chaps"

Lol. I even expect regular bathing.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"I can't stand pot noodles because they stink... And anything I eat my sweat smells like the last food I ate ... And pot noodles are just the worst it lasts for days and im always having to wash a few times a day to rid the smell .... whole reason I don't enjoy them. I just can't stand feeling dirty and smelling like a pot noodle.

Eat a bit of a deodorant stick after, then it’ll solve both problems from the inside out "

Fixed it for him. Jobzaguddun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of interest, what are these hoops that some women demand you men jump through? "

Trouser legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of interest, what are these hoops that some women demand you men jump through? no such thing if a guys got self respect"

Exactly

If a woman wants to meet a man, there will be no hoops to jump through

Many men have messaged me, and my god they’re willing to do almost anything for a meet...but where’s the need? If I wanted to meet them they wouldn’t need to try bribe me by offering to pay for my drinks, or to spoil me, or whatever......or bloody anything else ‘hoop jumping’ worthy

It’s ridiculous. And if men are willing to do that, then more fool them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a line drawn all around me. It's my circle of trust. No-one here has penetrated it. Mind you, no-ones tried!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of interest, what are these hoops that some women demand you men jump through?

You know... being interesting, witty, charming... all those things that spoil it for us normal chaps"

Harpies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of interest, what are these hoops that some women demand you men jump through?

You know... being interesting, witty, charming... all those things that spoil it for us normal chaps

Lol. I even expect regular bathing. "

Exactly... come on guys, let’s be honest, who’s even washed today? I just wait until people I don’t know look at me a bit funny when I’m stood within a few feet

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"Just out of interest, what are these hoops that some women demand you men jump through? "

A woman made me try to jump through a hoop once. I only managed to get my willy and nads through and got stuck.......or was that a ring. Anyway, it was circular and I ended up in A&E and never again I tell yer.....

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I don't have hoops, hoops are too easy. I want him to walk 500 miles, and then 500 more, and to be the man that walked 1000 miles just to fall down at my door.

Is that really so much to ask in exchange for a sniff of my spam purse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of interest, what are these hoops that some women demand you men jump through?

You know... being interesting, witty, charming... all those things that spoil it for us normal chaps

Harpies! "

Great! We’re even meant to have herpes now. It NEVER ends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of interest, what are these hoops that some women demand you men jump through?

You know... being interesting, witty, charming... all those things that spoil it for us normal chaps

Harpies!

Great! We’re even meant to have herpes now. It NEVER ends! "

Didn't you get the memo?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just out of interest, what are these hoops that some women demand you men jump through?

You know... being interesting, witty, charming... all those things that spoil it for us normal chaps

Harpies!

Great! We’re even meant to have herpes now. It NEVER ends!

Didn't you get the memo? "

Did the hive mind vote on whether reading memos was required? I can't remember.

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By * pleasant surpriseMan
over a year ago

Stoke on trent

Depends on the hoops really

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"I don't have hoops, hoops are too easy. I want him to walk 500 miles, and then 500 more, and to be the man that walked 1000 miles just to fall down at my door.

Is that really so much to ask in exchange for a sniff of my spam purse?"

I would even throw in a bit of havering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just out of interest, what are these hoops that some women demand you men jump through? "

Think it was something to do with Pot Noodles.

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I don't have hoops, hoops are too easy. I want him to walk 500 miles, and then 500 more, and to be the man that walked 1000 miles just to fall down at my door.

Is that really so much to ask in exchange for a sniff of my spam purse?

I would even throw in a bit of havering."

I LOVE havering!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Go on then Tame, what hoops have you recently jumped through? "

Heinz Spaghetti Hoops are on his manifest.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"I don't have hoops, hoops are too easy. I want him to walk 500 miles, and then 500 more, and to be the man that walked 1000 miles just to fall down at my door.

Is that really so much to ask in exchange for a sniff of my spam purse?

I would even throw in a bit of havering.

I LOVE havering!"

Hehehe.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"If you chased us BBWs you could use the pot noodle as bait

And the exercise might cause weight loss and there'd be less outrage about fat women liking sex. "

Or we could just eat it and continue to love ourselves and ignore the small minded

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"If you chased us BBWs you could use the pot noodle as bait

I like your thinking. Kebab with chilli sauce might work better..

#justsayin"

Definitely an upgrade, I like your thinking too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"If you chased us BBWs you could use the pot noodle as bait

And the exercise might cause weight loss and there'd be less outrage about fat women liking sex.

Or we could just eat it and continue to love ourselves and ignore the small minded "

Definitely! Just poking fun at some of the threads, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want bacon tbf

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Nobody jumps through a hoop for me? Am i doing Fab wrong?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There's an ever expanding queue of guys in practice as circus performers these days, more diversified than with just hoops.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Nobody jumps through a hoop for me? Am i doing Fab wrong? "

Same!! Hahaha!! I just ask for a bit of conversation, a few laughs and the ability to write in something other than text speak..

Av xx

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Don't do hoop jumping

Take me as I am or move on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody jumps through a hoop for me? Am i doing Fab wrong? "

I don't know why, the first paragraph of your profile gets me all, hmmm. I wish I were closer.

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

Won’t somebody think of the Super Noodles?

*other dried noodle based snacks are available

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good Men jumping through hoops for the women on here! everyone

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Can anybody give any examples of these hoops that are so unreasonable? The original post sounds quite entitled to me.

Nobody has the right to have sex with anybody. If one person allows another intimate access to their body, they have the right to set whatever terms they want,and if that puts people off they should accept that consequence. Equally, anybody has the right to not to bother to meet those terms and just forego the benefits.

Ya pays yer money and ya takes yer choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anybody give any examples of these hoops that are so unreasonable? The original post sounds quite entitled to me.

Nobody has the right to have sex with anybody. If one person allows another intimate access to their body, they have the right to set whatever terms they want,and if that puts people off they should accept that consequence. Equally, anybody has the right to not to bother to meet those terms and just forego the benefits.

Ya pays yer money and ya takes yer choice. "

You should try clicking on the green arrow..

Most of the OPs post are irreverent musings ... not to be taken seriously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can anybody give any examples of these hoops that are so unreasonable? The original post sounds quite entitled to me.

Nobody has the right to have sex with anybody. If one person allows another intimate access to their body, they have the right to set whatever terms they want,and if that puts people off they should accept that consequence. Equally, anybody has the right to not to bother to meet those terms and just forego the benefits.

Ya pays yer money and ya takes yer choice. "

But sometimes, get this, they make you read their whole profile, just so you have to put the right word or phrase in the heading of the message, otherwise they will just ignore or delete. Also, (I can barely believe some do this), they ask for face photos in the first message, otherwise, yeah you guessed it, they ignore and delete. Us blokes just can’t get a break on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't think all have endless demands, some just want a wet willy

Then a pot noodle "

This made me laugh.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Men, do you feel like you’re jumping through hoops for the women on here, what with their endless lists of unreasonable demands, or are you happy to do whatever it takes to get your willy wet, or do you draw the line somewhere. Even if that means having a lonely Pot Noodle and wank in the evening, instead of being balls deep in someone who couldn’t Accommodate and couldn’t travel ?! "

Despite being rather gymnastic, I do not ever jump through the metaphoric hoops set by ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's an ever expanding queue of guys in practice as circus performers these days, more diversified than with just hoops. "

Trapeze?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Can anybody give any examples of these hoops that are so unreasonable? The original post sounds quite entitled to me.

Nobody has the right to have sex with anybody. If one person allows another intimate access to their body, they have the right to set whatever terms they want,and if that puts people off they should accept that consequence. Equally, anybody has the right to not to bother to meet those terms and just forego the benefits.

Ya pays yer money and ya takes yer choice.

But sometimes, get this, they make you read their whole profile, just so you have to put the right word or phrase in the heading of the message, otherwise they will just ignore or delete. Also, (I can barely believe some do this), they ask for face photos in the first message, otherwise, yeah you guessed it, they ignore and delete. Us blokes just can’t get a break on here. "

They want to know what you look like - Highly unreasonable, agreed.

They want to know that you have read what they have to say before they read what you have to say - Highly unreasonable, agreed.

But anybody is entitled to do this. If it's not worth it to you, move on. If it puts you off and they don't get the pleasure of your company, they have to live with that.

Ya pays yer money and ya takes yer choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men, do you feel like you’re jumping through hoops for the women on here, what with their endless lists of unreasonable demands, or are you happy to do whatever it takes to get your willy wet, or do you draw the line somewhere. Even if that means having a lonely Pot Noodle and wank in the evening, instead of being balls deep in someone who couldn’t Accommodate and couldn’t travel ?! "

Don’t jump though hoops for anyone. Really not that desperate.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"Men, do you feel like you’re jumping through hoops for the women on here, what with their endless lists of unreasonable demands, or are you happy to do whatever it takes to get your willy wet, or do you draw the line somewhere. Even if that means having a lonely Pot Noodle and wank in the evening, instead of being balls deep in someone who couldn’t Accommodate and couldn’t travel ?!

Don’t jump though hoops for anyone. Really not that desperate. "

Easier said than done from my personal observation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can anybody give any examples of these hoops that are so unreasonable? The original post sounds quite entitled to me.

Nobody has the right to have sex with anybody. If one person allows another intimate access to their body, they have the right to set whatever terms they want,and if that puts people off they should accept that consequence. Equally, anybody has the right to not to bother to meet those terms and just forego the benefits.

Ya pays yer money and ya takes yer choice.

But sometimes, get this, they make you read their whole profile, just so you have to put the right word or phrase in the heading of the message, otherwise they will just ignore or delete. Also, (I can barely believe some do this), they ask for face photos in the first message, otherwise, yeah you guessed it, they ignore and delete. Us blokes just can’t get a break on here.

They want to know what you look like - Highly unreasonable, agreed.

They want to know that you have read what they have to say before they read what you have to say - Highly unreasonable, agreed.

But anybody is entitled to do this. If it's not worth it to you, move on. If it puts you off and they don't get the pleasure of your company, they have to live with that.

Ya pays yer money and ya takes yer choice. "

You like that phrase don’t you ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men, do you feel like you’re jumping through hoops for the women on here, what with their endless lists of unreasonable demands, or are you happy to do whatever it takes to get your willy wet, or do you draw the line somewhere. Even if that means having a lonely Pot Noodle and wank in the evening, instead of being balls deep in someone who couldn’t Accommodate and couldn’t travel ?!

Don’t jump though hoops for anyone. Really not that desperate. "

If they have a vagina, I will literally do anything they ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t do anything. They need me more than I need them. "

Lolololololololololol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can anybody give any examples of these hoops that are so unreasonable? The original post sounds quite entitled to me.

Nobody has the right to have sex with anybody. If one person allows another intimate access to their body, they have the right to set whatever terms they want,and if that puts people off they should accept that consequence. Equally, anybody has the right to not to bother to meet those terms and just forego the benefits.

Ya pays yer money and ya takes yer choice.

You should try clicking on the green arrow..

Most of the OPs post are irreverent musings ... not to be taken seriously "

Which you seem to have done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't think all have endless demands, some just want a wet willy

Then a pot noodle

Gotta love a pot noodle though ain't yA lol

I love it when you get to the bottom and there's some dry noodle powder that must have been trapped in an air bubble. Like Shelley Winters in the Poseidon Adventure. You add a bit more water and it's like you get an extra, bonus spoonful of pot noodle "

Love this. You’re a glass half full kind of person I suspect.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

If you feel like you’re having to jump through hoops then you’re contacting the wrong women for you.

On the other hand jumping through hoops may be your ‘thing’

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"Don't think all have endless demands, some just want a wet willy

Then a pot noodle

Gotta love a pot noodle though ain't yA lol

I love it when you get to the bottom and there's some dry noodle powder that must have been trapped in an air bubble. Like Shelley Winters in the Poseidon Adventure. You add a bit more water and it's like you get an extra, bonus spoonful of pot noodle

Love this. You’re a glass half full kind of person I suspect."

Thank you. I am. But I usually spill it in my excitement

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Men, do you feel like you’re jumping through hoops for the women on here, what with their endless lists of unreasonable demands, or are you happy to do whatever it takes to get your willy wet, or do you draw the line somewhere. Even if that means having a lonely Pot Noodle and wank in the evening, instead of being balls deep in someone who couldn’t Accommodate and couldn’t travel ?! "

I have a line but depends really on the female in question. If what she demands cannot be reciprocated it's pot noodle for her and on with my search for me lol

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By *ondonFreakMan
over a year ago

London

I can't be arsed to jump through any hoops for the women on here, I rarely message anyone I'm attracted to now (maybe 3 this year?), because I know the chances of getting a reply are almost zero. I just don't expect to meet anyone on here, if its meant to happen, it will.

Defeatist? Maybe, I see it as realism..

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