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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Under what condition would you meet the poster above

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"Under what condition would you meet the poster above "

You pay for my beer and car park fees lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We play naked twister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn’t pregnant, so I could drink alcohol and have a girly night

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"We play naked twister "
. Absolutely definitely with lots of body contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could join in twister

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"We play naked twister . Absolutely definitely with lots of body contact "

Wears his jeans......ooofffttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We play naked twister . Absolutely definitely with lots of body contact

Wears his jeans......ooofffttt "

If she lived closer

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"We play naked twister . Absolutely definitely with lots of body contact

Wears his jeans......ooofffttt "

No ATM

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"We play naked twister . Absolutely definitely with lots of body contact

Wears his jeans......ooofffttt

No ATM "

No what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We play naked twister . Absolutely definitely with lots of body contact

Wears his jeans......ooofffttt

No ATM "

If he watched while me and Mrs played

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"We play naked twister . Absolutely definitely with lots of body contact

Wears his jeans......ooofffttt

No ATM "

I’m game lol

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"We play naked twister . Absolutely definitely with lots of body contact

Wears his jeans......ooofffttt

No ATM

I’m game lol"

Are you?

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"We play naked twister . Absolutely definitely with lots of body contact

Wears his jeans......ooofffttt

No ATM

I’m game lol

Are you? "

Yes are you

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"We play naked twister . Absolutely definitely with lots of body contact

Wears his jeans......ooofffttt

No ATM

I’m game lol"

Chess?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"We play naked twister . Absolutely definitely with lots of body contact

Wears his jeans......ooofffttt

No ATM

I’m game lol

Chess?"

Love chess....

Ludo....

Mahjong...

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Red-Monkey

That the evening wouldn't just end with drinks

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"We play naked twister . Absolutely definitely with lots of body contact

Wears his jeans......ooofffttt

No ATM

I’m game lol

Chess?

Love chess....

Ludo....

Mahjong..."

Ooo .. strip chess session?

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"We play naked twister . Absolutely definitely with lots of body contact

Wears his jeans......ooofffttt

No ATM

I’m game lol

Chess?"

Drafts but naked twister is better can’t hide anything

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Had a sex change

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"We play naked twister . Absolutely definitely with lots of body contact

Wears his jeans......ooofffttt

No ATM

I’m game lol

Chess?

Love chess....

Ludo....

Mahjong...

Ooo .. strip chess session?"

Would take a while ...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Red-Monkey

That the evening wouldn't just end with drinks "

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

You would move closer to me

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"Red-Monkey

That the evening wouldn't just end with drinks "

No naked twister

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Red-Monkey

That the evening wouldn't just end with drinks

No naked twister "

It's all confusing....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Red-Monkey

That the evening wouldn't just end with drinks

No naked twister

It's all confusing...."

Deliciously sexy in her confused state

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Red-Monkey

That the evening wouldn't just end with drinks

No naked twister

It's all confusing....

Deliciously sexy in her confused state"

you get me confused on purpose....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Red-Monkey

That the evening wouldn't just end with drinks

No naked twister

It's all confusing....

Deliciously sexy in her confused state"

Haha ... wrong thread... I was going personality

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Red-Monkey

That the evening wouldn't just end with drinks

No naked twister

It's all confusing....

Deliciously sexy in her confused state

Haha ... wrong thread... I was going personality "

If you washed your Willy

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Red-Monkey

That the evening wouldn't just end with drinks

No naked twister

It's all confusing....

Deliciously sexy in her confused state

Haha ... wrong thread... I was going personality

If you washed your Willy "

It is always underwear fresh

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Red-Monkey

That the evening wouldn't just end with drinks

No naked twister

It's all confusing....

Deliciously sexy in her confused state

Haha ... wrong thread... I was going personality

If you washed your Willy "

If you wear your dungarees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red-Monkey

That the evening wouldn't just end with drinks

No naked twister

It's all confusing....

Deliciously sexy in her confused state

Haha ... wrong thread... I was going personality

If you washed your Willy

It is always underwear fresh "

In a MFM

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Red-Monkey

That the evening wouldn't just end with drinks

No naked twister

It's all confusing....

Deliciously sexy in her confused state

Haha ... wrong thread... I was going personality

If you washed your Willy

It is always underwear fresh "

Brillo pad stile

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Jesus h......twilight zone in here

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here "

You came to Sussex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You let me watch you have fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were actually looking for single guys

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"They were actually looking for single guys "

He took off his tie and unfastened his top button

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

The one condition is that you denied being from Leeds lol

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here "

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone "

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound ...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone "

Show me the pecs

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone "

Used to love watching it......do do do do....you have now entered the twilight zone....ooooooooer

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound ..."

Noooooo lpl

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound ...

Noooooo lpl "

You tubing episodes later!!! Yehhhhh....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound ...

Noooooo lpl

You tubing episodes later!!! Yehhhhh.... "

Back to the thread .. I repeat .. if you came to Sussex

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound ...

Noooooo lpl

You tubing episodes later!!! Yehhhhh....

Back to the thread .. I repeat .. if you came to Sussex "

Yes?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound ...

Noooooo lpl

You tubing episodes later!!! Yehhhhh....

Back to the thread .. I repeat .. if you came to Sussex

Yes?"

Yes ... the one condition

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound ...

Noooooo lpl

You tubing episodes later!!! Yehhhhh....

Back to the thread .. I repeat .. if you came to Sussex

Yes?

Yes ... the one condition "

Yes? Which is what?

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound ...

Noooooo lpl

You tubing episodes later!!! Yehhhhh....

Back to the thread .. I repeat .. if you came to Sussex

Yes?

Yes ... the one condition

Yes? Which is what? "

Bloody hell any conditions she wants

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound ...

Noooooo lpl

You tubing episodes later!!! Yehhhhh....

Back to the thread .. I repeat .. if you came to Sussex

Yes?

Yes ... the one condition

Yes? Which is what? "

You visit Sussex ..

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound ...

Noooooo lpl

You tubing episodes later!!! Yehhhhh....

Back to the thread .. I repeat .. if you came to Sussex

Yes?

Yes ... the one condition

Yes? Which is what?

You visit Sussex .. "

On way

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound ...

Noooooo lpl

You tubing episodes later!!! Yehhhhh....

Back to the thread .. I repeat .. if you came to Sussex

Yes?

Yes ... the one condition

Yes? Which is what?

You visit Sussex ..

On way "

Oh ... another condition... you'll be a Blade pillion

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

On condition you bring me pâté, I fancy meat butter on toast

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound ...

Noooooo lpl

You tubing episodes later!!! Yehhhhh....

Back to the thread .. I repeat .. if you came to Sussex

Yes?

Yes ... the one condition

Yes? Which is what?

You visit Sussex ..

On way

Oh ... another condition... you'll be a Blade pillion"

Ooooooo elo....sounds interesting...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

On condition you come dressed as an earthworm.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

On condition that you talk to me with lots of long words

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"On condition you come dressed as an earthworm."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked and body oil all over

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"On condition you come dressed as an earthworm.

"

As long as you bring cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you let me piss in your anu

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"If you let me piss in your anu"

If I can borrow your beard please

I can then be 'Gentleman Mister Fabulous... and bearded'

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"If you let me piss in your anu"

Anu: In Sumerian , Assyrian and Babylonian mythology, name of a sky-god, the god of heaven, lord of constellations, king of gods.

You want to piss in my sky-god?

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound ...

Noooooo lpl

You tubing episodes later!!! Yehhhhh....

Back to the thread .. I repeat .. if you came to Sussex

Yes?

Yes ... the one condition

Yes? Which is what? "

.

What was the condition?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Jesus h......twilight zone in here

On no Ive got that dreaded tune in my head now Twilight zone

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound ...

Noooooo lpl

You tubing episodes later!!! Yehhhhh....

Back to the thread .. I repeat .. if you came to Sussex

Yes?

Yes ... the one condition

Yes? Which is what? .

What was the condition?"

Go to Sussex I think......

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Provided the cheese

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Provided the cheese "

Provided the crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you let me piss in your anu

Anu: In Sumerian , Assyrian and Babylonian mythology, name of a sky-god, the god of heaven, lord of constellations, king of gods.

You want to piss in my sky-god? "

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Provided the cheese "

As long as you allow me to say 'such a sexy body for a 51 year old'

I don't believe you've heard that one before!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Provided the cheese

As long as you allow me to say 'such a sexy body for a 51 year old'

I don't believe you've heard that one before!..."

As long as you buy the drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some meat on them bones.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Wear flat shoes

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You'd let me buy you a drink and talk your ear off. (same goes for a few of you)

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Youd bend me over and fuck me with a huge strapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Youd bend me over and fuck me with a huge strapon "

You leave the strap on at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can fuck your sister

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

If I can bring a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i can borrow his leaf blower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I can fuck your sister "
you will wear your shoes whilst calling me Gerrard Depardieu

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you change your username to Pat-Ketchup

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"If you change your username to Pat-Ketchup"

If you didn't insist on storing your bicycle in the communal hallway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you change your username to Pat-Ketchup

If you didn't insist on storing your bicycle in the communal hallway "

If you had a bigger picture of your hard cock Mmm - slut xx

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Brings me bedding plants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brings me bedding plants "
Acknowledges manspreading isn't real

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Brings me bedding plants Acknowledges manspreading isn't real "

Hahahaha good memory my handsome friend.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a backy on the bike...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

You can do a rendition of the running man dance to a 90s classic tune.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You can do a rendition of the running man dance to a 90s classic tune. "

We had time to have a proper chat.

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

You let me give you a nice massage

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"You can do a rendition of the running man dance to a 90s classic tune. "

If you can play saxophone to any of the Bridewell Taxi's back catalogue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You uploaded the entirety of human knowledge into my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get to loosen your suit

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I get to loosen your suit "

You give me tips on your amazing weight loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get to kiss the face off you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can do a rendition of the running man dance to a 90s classic tune. "

Name the tune and I'll new Jack swing like Bobby brown.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I get to kiss the face off you x"

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine "

We go to the kids pool, have a wee and run away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine "

If you lived nearer I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you actually, in fact , Boris Johnson! I want to have a word with you

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would "

I’m worth a road trip.....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Are you actually, in fact , Boris Johnson! I want to have a word with you

"

Find out what the twist is??

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

On condition you teach me how to put on makeup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip..... "

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"On condition you teach me how to put on makeup!"

I’d love too...... x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"On condition you teach me how to put on makeup!

I’d love too...... x"

Yay!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly "

I’ll leave the door on the latch

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch "

you turn bi lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get to loosen your suit

You give me tips on your amazing weight loss "

Like you need to lose weight, you look fabulous as you are

I was 37 stone at my heaviest

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

I could kiss you all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get to loosen your suit

You give me tips on your amazing weight loss Like you need to lose weight, you look fabulous as you are

I was 37 stone at my heaviest "

She gave us lots of kisses xx

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch you turn bi lol"

Ha!! I am having a dabble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get to loosen your suit

You give me tips on your amazing weight loss Like you need to lose weight, you look fabulous as you are

I was 37 stone at my heaviest

She gave us lots of kisses xx"

My lips were made for kissing

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Drinks, a few more people and a game of strip poker/Blackjack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch "

Let’s hope I open the right door or it could be awkward

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I get to loosen your suit

You give me tips on your amazing weight loss Like you need to lose weight, you look fabulous as you are

I was 37 stone at my heaviest "

Awww thank you. It’s about how you feel.

Fuck me that’s amazing!!! Go you x

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch you turn bi lol

Ha!! I am having a dabble "

No condition comes to mind... but I'll play along

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch

Let’s hope I open the right door or it could be awkward "

It’s the one with the pampas grass

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch you turn bi lol

Ha!! I am having a dabble

No condition comes to mind... but I'll play along "

Perfect answer

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch

Let’s hope I open the right door or it could be awkward

It’s the one with the pampas grass "

If you liked older guys x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch

Let’s hope I open the right door or it could be awkward

It’s the one with the pampas grass "

And the hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get to loosen your suit

You give me tips on your amazing weight loss Like you need to lose weight, you look fabulous as you are

I was 37 stone at my heaviest

Awww thank you. It’s about how you feel.

Fuck me that’s amazing!!! Go you x"

Diolch yn fawr

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I get to loosen your suit

You give me tips on your amazing weight loss Like you need to lose weight, you look fabulous as you are

I was 37 stone at my heaviest

Awww thank you. It’s about how you feel.

Fuck me that’s amazing!!! Go you x Diolch yn fawr "

lol what? Have you just had a fit kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch

Let’s hope I open the right door or it could be awkward

It’s the one with the pampas grass

If you liked older guys x"

"waves arms" in the air to liking older men

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch

Let’s hope I open the right door or it could be awkward

It’s the one with the pampas grass

If you liked older guys x"

My ex husband is 50.

Age is only a number.

It’s if you can handle me - I’m hard work!

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch

Let’s hope I open the right door or it could be awkward

It’s the one with the pampas grass

And the hot tub"

Budgie smugglers at the ready!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch

Let’s hope I open the right door or it could be awkward

It’s the one with the pampas grass

If you liked older guys x

My ex husband is 50.

Age is only a number.

It’s if you can handle me - I’m hard work! "

I work hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch

Let’s hope I open the right door or it could be awkward

It’s the one with the pampas grass

If you liked older guys x "waves arms" in the air to liking older men "

WVe arms in the air at being older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You granted me immortality

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

If he was a woman

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

You got rid of the silhouette and post a proper avatar

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch

Let’s hope I open the right door or it could be awkward

It’s the one with the pampas grass

If you liked older guys x

My ex husband is 50.

Age is only a number.

It’s if you can handle me - I’m hard work! "

Hard work in what way lol u mean high maintenance ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you pay me back for all those parking tickets

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch

Let’s hope I open the right door or it could be awkward

It’s the one with the pampas grass

If you liked older guys x

My ex husband is 50.

Age is only a number.

It’s if you can handle me - I’m hard work!

Hard work in what way lol u mean high maintenance ha ha "

I can be

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I get to kiss the face off you x

Show the face that wants to kiss mine

If you lived nearer I would

I’m worth a road trip.....

Jumping in the car now... should be with you shortly

I’ll leave the door on the latch

Let’s hope I open the right door or it could be awkward

It’s the one with the pampas grass

If you liked older guys x

My ex husband is 50.

Age is only a number.

It’s if you can handle me - I’m hard work!

Hard work in what way lol u mean high maintenance ha ha

I can be "

if we had a maintenance company

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

When I can see the sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we have a social first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We go lingerie shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Anything "

No conditions at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything

No conditions at all "

Done

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Anything

No conditions at all

Done "

Let’s do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything "
I'll hold you to that

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Anything I'll hold you to that "

We meet half way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything I'll hold you to that "

No conditions, I'd just meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Become female and grow some boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Become female and grow some boobs "

You wear your suit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything I'll hold you to that

We meet half way "

I'll dig my broom out and dust her off then I'm ready to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything I'll hold you to that

No conditions, I'd just meet you "

I'm worth the road trip

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Anything I'll hold you to that

We meet half way I'll dig my broom out and dust her off then I'm ready to go "

I'll vacuum the magic carpet... impressions matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet you again in an instant kissalicious. Even late at night at McDonalds lol.The condition this time would be that you fancied me enough not to stop at a goodnight kiss. T.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything I'll hold you to that

No conditions, I'd just meet you I'm worth the road trip "

I don't doubt that for a second. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We go lingerie shopping "
yes please!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

If I was to be in Boscombe around 9.30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was to be in Boscombe around 9.30"

If you offer to make the tea

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 27/06/19 13:37:24]

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"If I was to be in Boscombe around 9.30

If you offer to make the tea"

As it happens I make a great brew

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"If I was to be in Boscombe around 9.30

If you offer to make the tea

As it happens I make a great brew"

You let me drink coffee

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By *ryitonce6978Man
over a year ago

Hotel on Tuesday

I was close and you were willing...

Or is that two conditions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was to be in Boscombe around 9.30

If you offer to make the tea

As it happens I make a great brew

You let me drink coffee"

tea for me please

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"If I was to be in Boscombe around 9.30

If you offer to make the tea

As it happens I make a great brew

You let me drink coffee"

Coffee...now were really talking. My speciality

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"If I was to be in Boscombe around 9.30

If you offer to make the tea

As it happens I make a great brew

You let me drink coffee

Coffee...now were really talking. My speciality "

In that case meet now lol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"If I was to be in Boscombe around 9.30

If you offer to make the tea

As it happens I make a great brew

You let me drink coffee

Coffee...now were really talking. My speciality "

Oh and mine ... never instant!!

Things are better with preparation and savouring after all don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You kiss but dont tell

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"If I was to be in Boscombe around 9.30

If you offer to make the tea

As it happens I make a great brew

You let me drink coffee

Coffee...now were really talking. My speciality

In that case meet now lol "

If only they could wait til after work lol

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By *ornysquirtingcoupleCouple
over a year ago

somerset


"If I was to be in Boscombe around 9.30

If you offer to make the tea

As it happens I make a great brew

You let me drink coffee

Coffee...now were really talking. My speciality

In that case meet now lol

If only they could wait til after work lol"

You explore your Bi side with wife

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"If I was to be in Boscombe around 9.30

If you offer to make the tea

As it happens I make a great brew

You let me drink coffee

Coffee...now were really talking. My speciality

In that case meet now lol

If only they could wait til after work lol"

Darn it lol I'm on the clock lol

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By *an_buryMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Take the clock away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't helicopter your dick in public.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

You came to me.

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

You don’t wear a bra when we meet

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By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater


"You don’t wear a bra when we meet"

Not sure you could get away with that!!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You get the beers in

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By *an_buryMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"You don't helicopter your dick in public. "

Well, it seems you are not much fun

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