FabSwingers.com forum: Would you have sex with Boris Johnson?

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If you could get one wish granted directly afterwards?

If so what would that wish be?

Also it would be a two hour session with BoJo, not a three minute quicky....

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m not falling for that again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know my wish but im not sure its worth my shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I get my wish, hell yes. Let me at him.

I'm a ho for BoJo

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Is that a yes or a no....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure I could fuck him up the arse with a strap on for 2 hours.

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Please close down this thread. Errrrrgggghhhhh

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"If I get my wish, hell yes. Let me at him.

I'm a ho for BoJo

Brave woman

And what's the wish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a wish?

I’d ruin him!

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd tap him....Over the head with a shovel

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Let’s face it, if he wins, we’re all going to get fucked by him.

His opponent isn’t much better.

Definitely the evil of two lessers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s face it, if he wins, we’re all going to get fucked by him.

His opponent isn’t much better.

Definitely the evil of two lessers. "

So eloquently put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I get my wish, hell yes. Let me at him.

I'm a ho for BoJo

Brave woman

And what's the wish?

A long and healthy life for my family and me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face down arse up bo jo.

Im gunna peddal that arse all the way home.

Id wish for the super powers to tell us the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Face down arse up bo jo.

Im gunna peddal that arse all the way home.

Id wish for the super powers to tell us the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

The truth? You can't handle the truth!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Face down arse up bo jo.

Im gunna peddal that arse all the way home.

Id wish for the super powers to tell us the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

The truth? You can't handle the truth!

Thats what they all say

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Nothing is worth that !!

I’ll find my own way to get my wishes granted

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Nothing is worth that !!

I’ll find my own way to get my wishes granted "

You could give my lamp a rub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was feeling quite horny, now slightly ill. Cheers.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

He'd probably offer it in return for my vote, but I wouldn't trust him to deliver.

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

visiting Glasgow

Yes I would fuck him for 3-4 hrs - takes me that long to cum. My wish is that he is deported to Antarctica and has no means of communication with the rest of civilisation for as long as he lives

Yes I would sacrifice my 4hrs to do that for (wo)mankind

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By *rystaldenisonWoman
over a year ago

salisbury

if I could have anything no questions asked no rules to what I could ask for

hell yeah lol

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

No. He looks like he couldn’t find a clitoris with a compass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo he has the type of face i’d love to sit on. Mmmm

I’d wish for more wishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My missus would be all over him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irony is we will all be fucked by Boris when he gets in but we won't get our wishes fulfilled

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Yes I would fuck him for 3-4 hrs - takes me that long to cum. My wish is that he is deported to Antarctica and has no means of communication with the rest of civilisation for as long as he lives

Yes I would sacrifice my 4hrs to do that for (wo)mankind "

Got yo be a Nobel peace prize nomination in there somewhere for you, at the very least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's a no

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Thats a no from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um definitely no.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Bagged and tie wouldn't have a choice

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Nothing is worth that !!

I’ll find my own way to get my wishes granted

You could give my lamp a rub.

Ooh Mr Fiddle

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It goes against my better judgement, as he's such a repsulsive personality. But I will take a 2 hour session with him.

The wish is that I am Prime Minister.

He could never hold public office again, as I would ensure that this is implemented into law immediately. And Brexit would be cancelled, as I'd revoke Article 50 and be happy to take all the trouble on the chin.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Sorry, but I have to decline.

He reminded me of Matt Lucas from Little Britain and Rebel Wilson though.

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

Question...does he have to be conscious for the time I'm allotted?

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

No but this sounds like an episode of black mirror...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My missus would be all over him

You cheeky twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What? Again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never. Id rather spend the two hours working on making my own wish come true

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Never. Id rather spend the two hours working on making my own wish come true

I'll come back to you at 11.05pm and see how you're getting on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never. Id rather spend the two hours working on making my own wish come true

I'll come back to you at 11.05pm and see how you're getting on

Im rubbing my lamp furiously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could get one wish granted directly afterwards?

If so what would that wish be?

Also it would be a two hour session with BoJo, not a three minute quicky...."

That answer your question?

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Not even world peace is worth that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, yes, obviously

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Well, yes, obviously "

Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Is he any good ?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Is he any good ?

Hung like a donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, the stories I could tell...

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Is he any good ?

I thought you'd know,Granny, to be honest

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yeah, probably.

I don't have to make a wish do I?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Yeah, probably.

I don't have to make a wish do I? "

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Yeah, probably.

I don't have to make a wish do I? "

Hehehe bad woman, I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, probably.

I don't have to make a wish do I?

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, probably.

I don't have to make a wish do I? "

Michael Gove too?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Yeah, probably.

I don't have to make a wish do I?

Michael Gove too?

She loves a mansplainy tory - I’m trying so hard not to kink shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, probably.

I don't have to make a wish do I?

Michael Gove too?

She loves a mansplainy tory - I’m trying so hard not to kink shame.

Not Rees-Mogg as well???

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Yeah, probably.

I don't have to make a wish do I?

Michael Gove too?

She loves a mansplainy tory - I’m trying so hard not to kink shame.

Not Rees-Mogg as well???

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is he any good ?

I thought you'd know,Granny, to be honest

Well yes, I do know everything but I also have a bad memory.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"If you could get one wish granted directly afterwards?

If so what would that wish be?

Also it would be a two hour session with BoJo, not a three minute quicky...."

I would need to word my wish very carefully, it would be very, very, very subclausey and long and end with my own memory blank of a specific 2hr period.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yeah, probably.

I don't have to make a wish do I?

Michael Gove too?

She loves a mansplainy tory - I’m trying so hard not to kink shame.

Not Rees-Mogg as well???

I could listen to Rees-Mogg for hours on end...... love his diction.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Not to mention his vocabulary , erudition and calm personna.....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Yeah, probably.

I don't have to make a wish do I?

Michael Gove too?

She loves a mansplainy tory - I’m trying so hard not to kink shame.

Not Rees-Mogg as well???

I could listen to Rees-Mogg for hours on end...... love his diction."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could get one wish granted directly afterwards?

If so what would that wish be?

Also it would be a two hour session with BoJo, not a three minute quicky...."

My wish would be that the last two hours never happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He strikes as the sort of arrogant misogynist who'd be really crap in bed.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Yeah, probably.

I don't have to make a wish do I?

Michael Gove too?

She loves a mansplainy tory - I’m trying so hard not to kink shame.

Kink shame away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He strikes as the sort of arrogant misogynist who'd be really crap in bed. "

Don't knock one until you've tried one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wouldn't. There again I also wouldn't have sex with him, and him and especially him!

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